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Review: “Naked Gun” Lets Liam Neeson Send Up Serious Side, Pamela Anderson Get Kooky, A Silly Summer Relief

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Reviewers and bloggers are so happy to have a comedy, and a seemingly irreverent one, that they’re jumping up and down for “Naked Gun 2025.”

The bad news is that the reboot is a pale reminder of the Zucker-Abrams-Zucker movies we all loved so much, like “Airplane!” and the original “Naked Gun.”

The good news is that Liam Neeson gets a chance to send up his mostly preposterous resume of hard core melodramas in which he plays a detective trying to avenge a dead wife and save a kidnapped daughter (or some play on all that).

The other good news is that Pamela Anderson, fresh off her dramatic star turn in “The Last Showgirl,” is wearing makeup, looks like a million bucks, and is funny as heck. She also gets to show off her zany side with self-awareness. Her scene stealer is when she must fake being a confident jazz singer on stage. It’s comedy magic that actually hearkens back to the original films.

Unlike the original ZAZ movies, this “Naked Gun” attempts clever but but doesn’t often hit the target. A lot of the movie comes off as crude and scatological where it could have been much more sharply amusing. A lot of sequences don’t pay off. About halfway through, “Naked Gun” loses momentum and struggles to find a way home.

Some things are downright weird, like a split second cut to an unrecognizable Priscilla Presley, who was late star Leslie Nielsen’s romantic foil in the original movies.

But there are funny enough jokes to propel the first 45 minutes or so. Some of them have already been seen in the trailers. I liked the “take a chair” bit better in the commercial, frankly, because it’s cut to make sense. In the movie, there’s too much time between the set up and the payoff.

A lot of the really clever stuff in the ZAZ movies was kind of MAD Magazine material. Contrasting jokes in the foreground and background of a scene don’t really work here. I was disappointed that director Akiva Schaffer didn’t take advantage more of that element. A background sign in one scene just says something like “No Parking” when you’re hoping it will contain a sight gag.

There are nice tributes to Nielsen and George Kennedy, and the uncomfortable nod to OJ Simpson (again, seen in the trailer, so not a surprise). Again, seeing Liam Neeson is ridiculous situations is a lot of fun. But some of the gags — like constantly breaking phones or eating props — repeated way too often. What’s missing, though, is the ZAZ whimsy that made the original films so endearing.

The main thing is, the new “Naked Gun” is a relief from the painful political real life drama around us, and from the seriousness of every movie that’s come down the pike recently. Neeson’s Frank Drebin never stops to ponder the universe, there’s no navel gazing super hero stuff. He just keeps plodding along, unafraid to embarrass himself in the pursuit of an ending. It’s silly, and stupid, but I’ll bet word of mouth is great simply as a much needed salve this summer.

Suggestion: go back and see “Airplane!” and 1988’s “Naked Gun.”

Hello, Dalai! Dalai Lama Celebrates 90th Birthday with Documentary Exec Produced by Richard Gere to Find Source of Happiness

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Well, hello, Dalai!

The Dalai Lama is celebrating his 90th birthday with a documentary executive produced by one of his biggest fans, actor Richard Gere, and writer-director Oren Moverman.

“Wisdom of Happiness” is distributed by Abramorama, partnered with Theorem Media. It’s directed by Barbara Miller and Philip Delaquis.

In an intimate heart-to-heart, the film follows the world’s greatest ambassador of compassion, the Dalai Lama, as he invites audiences along for a journey to the source of happiness. Release date is October 17, 2025, as part of The Year of Compassion, a global celebration set in motion on the Dalai Lama’s recent 90th birthday on July 6th.

Gere says: “This humble yet extraordinary man has lived a long life of unparalleled meaning, inspiring people everywhere. His 90 years are saturated with kindness, love and compassion… driven by a fearless, diamond-like wisdom that engages a deeply divided world. Unbreakable.”

Hollywood’s Tale as Old as Time: Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson Fake a Romance as “Naked Gun” Release Looms

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What is the oldest story in Hollywood?

Not one on the screen. The oldest story is the rumored romance between co-stars in a movie that’s about to open.

I don’t know who invented this scenario, or how it propagated. But for decades, right before a film is sent into the world, this has been a common PR stunt.

It doesn’t matter that the movie was shot long before its release, or that there hadn’t been a hint of such activity prior to the movie’s premiere. The public falls for it every time. The so-called “entertainment press” — from the old days of Photoplay to eons of People magazine — are more than happy to play along.

The latest example? Since last night’s NYC premiere of “The Naked Gun,” there’s been an avalanche of stories about stars Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson. They.re in love, they’re dating, they don’t know where it’s going.

Usually, Tom Cruise is part of that set up. How many times have we heard it? You know in your heart it’s not true, but if the people involved aren’t in relationships, anything’s possible.

I spoke to both stars at last night’s premiere of “Naked Gun” at the SVA Theater. There was no sign of anything between them except friendship. Anderson lives in LA, Neeson in NY. They work — especially him — constantly. It’s unclear if they’d seen each other much since “Naked Gun” wrapped on June 28, 2024.

Anderson shot her breakout role in “The Last Showgirl” in January 2024, a few months before “The Naked Gun.” You can absolutely tell the difference between pre-and post- “Showgirl.” She’s a far different person. She’s made at least one film since then.

Since “Naked Gun,” Neeson has made at least three movies, and has seven more in pre-production.

If this whole tabloid story were to be believed, it means no one in the last year, on all these films, knew anything about. Or they managed to keep it quiet. Neeson publicly swore off romance after wife Natasha Richardson died long ago. Every one of Anderson’s entanglements — including week long marriage to producer Jon Peters– has been heavily chronicled in real time.

But God bless the Hollywood PR machine. Will this romance draw audiences to “Naked Gun”? Unclear. Still, it’s a talking point to fall back on.

Reviews of “Naked Gun” coming in the AM.

If this were a real

Tom Hanks Play Adds Kelli O’Hara to 700 Club: Slow Sales for Denzel, Clooney Priced Tickets (UPDATED)

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Tony winner Kelli O’Hara has been added to the cast that includes Ruben Santiago-Hudson, Jay O. Sanders, and Kerry Bishé. (UPDATED 7/30 12:30PM) EARLIER

I can’t wait until this fall when someone at the New York Post expresses outrage at the price of tickets for Tom Hanks’s off Broadway show.

Right now, the Post is running advertorial for Vivid Tickets. The ticket reseller is charging $691 for the best seats at The Shed to see Hanks in a new play based on his short story, “The World of Tomorrow.” Advertorial means it’s an ad from Vivid Tickets that looks like a Post story with a real byline.

The Shed is in Hudson Yards, and it’s not even an ornate Broadway house. It’s a box, with free standing chairs.

Beginning October 30th, the two time Oscar winner will be in previews for the play which he wrote (with James Glossman). Kenny Leon, fresh off the $900 ticket “Othello,” is directing.

Opening night, November 18th, is by appointment only as a fundraiser for The Shed. Those prices are only revealed by calling the theater.

Tickets went on sale to The Shed members on July 15th, and to the public four days ago. So far, there are plenty of seats according to The Shed website. The Shed sells them for a bargain price of $399. But not one performance is sold out. In fact you can pick and choose where you’d like to sit and on what night.

The Post didn’t stop complaining about the high prices this spring of “Othello” with Denzel Washington and George Clooney in “Good Night and Good Luck.” It became their obsession, which ended in neither production receiving a Tony Award.

Luckily, Tony’s aren’t for off Broadway. That would be Obies, but no matter how good Hanks is — and I’m sure he’ll be great — awards are not in the cards here.

“South Park” Trump Episode Hits 1.8 Million Viewers, See Trailer for Next Episode (Featuring Satan)

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The “South Park” premiere for season 27 continues to grow in numbers.

So far, 1.8 million households have watched last week’s opening episode in which Trump and Paramount — which just paid the show’s creators $1.5 billion — were mercilessly skewered.

Trump’s teeny penis, cuddling with Satan in bed, and the president’s ultimate suing of Jesus, appeared on Comedy Central with little notice and no teaser.

Initially the ratings were 430,000. But since it first aired, the show has jumped to 1.8 million.

Comedy Central will let the premiere simmer, racking up more numbers, as it waits until August 6th for the 2nd episode.

Below is the trailer, although it’s just a tease and does not really indicate what Matt Stone and Trey Parker will include.

So far, Trump himself has not written about “South Park” on his truthsocial.com which is odd since he usually attacks anyone who says a bad word about him. Officially The White House said “South Park” wasn’t popular anymore. LOL.

You can watch the episode on Paramount Plus.

Legacy Pop Star Mariah Carey Faces Expensive Reality: No One, Not Even Her Lambs, Is Buying Her Latest Songs

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It’s time for Mariah Carey to face the music. No one is buying her latest records. Not even her lambs.

Mariah’s new single, “Sugar Sweet,” was released on Thursday night. It’s now at number 79 on iTunes.

The single has just 919,000 plays on Spotify. On YouTube, “Sugar Sweet” is at only 524,000 views. These sound like big numbers but they translate into few sales.

“Sugar Sweet” is the second strike from Mariah’s forthcoming album. The first one was “Type Dangerous,” which died on the vine.

The new album, called “Here for It All,” comes at the end of September. To make it til then, Carey’s new Gamma Records may have to release two more singles. This playbook doesn’t work anymore. By the time the album arrives, four tracks could be rejected. And then what? The biggest problem? These songs sound like leftovers from 2005. Some fans have mentioned on line that they could have been outcasts from Mariah’s last album, 2018’s “Caution,” which has sold only 238,000 copies. What should happen now? Put the brakes on “Here for It All.” Rethink it. Try and do something clever and serious. The way this is going, “Here for It All,” is headed for oblivion. It’s time for Mariah to do something with her unique voice that will reinvent her career. Of course, Christmas is always around the corner. She can always rely on her perennial holiday song and Santa suit to save the year.

“Happy Gilmore 2” Number 1 in 60 Countries Even with Middling to Bad Reviews For a Good Reason, Says Informed Reader

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I didn’t care for it, but Adam Sandler’s “Happy Gilmore 2” is number 1 in over 60 countries on Netflix.

Most reviews were middling to poor, giving the sequel to Sandler’s original hit a 67% on Rotten Tomatoes. People who’ve seen it don’t seem that thrilled, with the audience rating at just 71%.

Still, number in one over 60 countries is quite an achievement. The main outlier nations were Japan (number 10) and Indonesia. Also, number 7 in Bangla Desh, where survival is a daily issue.

Netflix’s Ted Sarandos was a little teed off at me for my review, pointing out that Sandler is a superstar and the popularity of the movie.

On the heels of Ted’s disappointment, I received an email from Toledo, Ohio reader Cynthia Mackley, who’s a marketing specialist and writer/web content manager.

I never print letters from readers, but Cynthia backed up Ted (who I don’t think she knows) and has some interesting insights.

Cynthia writes in response to “Fantastic Four” trailing off on Sunday:

“I wouldn’t be surprised if Happy Gilmore 2, cut into some of the expected box office for F4. While not my cup of tea, I know multiple coworkers who had planned watch parties for the weekend. Some who have those big inflatable movie screens and a projector (a really popular thing in the summer and fall in the Midwest where people have the space) And they were inviting other families over to watch with them and making a party out of it. Everybody was buzzing about HG2 last week, even my office mate’s 15-year-old and her friends who stopped in for a few minutes. I get it. Taking six people to the movies is an extravagant expense. You can pop the corn at home for pennies, fire up the BBQ, and have a few beers.

“My husband, who barely remembered watching the movie on video when it came out, watched the original and the sequel back to back yesterday because he wanted to be able to discuss with his coworkers. We’re big Marvel people, so we went to a 9 am showing of FF4 to fit it all in on Sunday. F4 was indeed fantastic. I looked the director up and realized he was in many of my favorite shows when he was a kid actor, including an episode of Highway to Heaven that I used to show to people on VHS to prove to them that Michael Landon could make them cry.”

She adds: “I’m fascinated by how few of my 20 and 30 something coworkers go to see films at the theater. Even their teens rarely go. Even going to see Superman, the theater was a bunch of middle-aged people.”

Thank you, Cynthia. Your voice is the one that needs to be heard in these matters!

News: HBO’s “The Gilded Age” Gets 4th Season, Beanie Feldstein Joins Ariana Grande, Etc for “Focker-in-Law”)

Unsurprising news of the day:

HBO has renewed “The Gilded Age” for a fourth season. This current season ratings are up and the show has hit its stride. I said all along they’d go five seasons, and now we’re almost there.

Congrats to Julian Fellowes and the triple A cast for making an old fashioned American soap opera sing. Plus, the hats should have their own manual for use.

Are there any more Broadway stars we haven’t seen on this show? Bernadette Peters needs to get in there. And there should be a musical episode!

In movie news, the “Meet the Parents” fourth chapter will be called “Focker-in-Law.” A cast list was announced this morning with Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo, and Owen Wilson reprising their roles from previous installments.

Ariana Grande had already been announced. Beanie Feldstein was added to the list. But sign of Skyler Gisondo, who was scooped to be Stiller and Polo’s son. What happened? Maybe Ariana got the job for boyfriend Ethan Slater. Anything is possible.

Ozzy Osbourne Rules the Charts A Week After Death: Top 4 Singles on iTunes, 21 of Top 100 Albums, Up 325% Overnight

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Usually after a rock star dies their records go up the charts for a couple of days.

But Ozzy Osbourne died six days ago and he is still ruling the charts.

Ozzy has 18 singles on the iTunes Top 100. He also has the top 4 of 5.

On the iTunes album chart, Ozzy has a shocking 21 albums.

These numbers come from solo releases and Black Sabbath.

His places on the singles charts has helped to drive everything else that’s contemporary way down. Mariah Carey’s “Sugar Sweet” has fallen to 49 after just four days.

There are similar numbers on amazon.com for CDs and vinyl.

Luminate shows a 325% increase in sales of Ozzy’s records, including streaming, just between July 22 and 24.

We’ve seen these increases with Prince, David Bowie, Michael Jackson, and others. But this one is pretty unique.

What a lovely tribute to a real rock legend. Also, it shows his popularity has never faded for a second.

Donald Trump on Dire Situation in Gaza: Thinks Anne Frank Story Happened in the Movies, and in Germany (Watch)

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Donald Trump has no idea what he’s talking about or anything about history.

His claims of going to any college or even high school are now in doubt.

Speaking today about the dire situation in Gaza, Trump presented this idiotic idea: that the story of Anne Frank — whose name he doesn’t know — is fiction. “You see it in the movies.”

Also, he thinks whatever happened, was in Germany.

Anne Frank was from Amsterdam, Holland, and that’s where her family sought refuge from the Nazis in an attic until they were found and killed by the Nazim.ms.

Trump has blabbered many insane lies over the last six months, but this one seems worse than all of them.