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Madonna Drops Her Best Album in 20 Years, A Collection Of Deeply Textured Songs Including One About Sean Penn and One a Fun Nostalgia Trip

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It’s really the summer of older artists laying claim to their legacies.

Paul McCartney did it with “The Boys of Dungeon Lane.” Ringo Starr accomplished it with his recent “Long Long Road.” (In August, we’ll get Carly Simon’s “Comes in Waves.”) Next Friday, it’s the Rolling Stones with “Foreign Tongues.”

Tonight, it’s Madonna’s turn. She’s considerably younger — 15 years — than those legends, but she’s been out of it music wise for 20 years, since her “Confessions on a Dance Floor.”

It didn’t seem like Madonna was going to resuscitate her recording career, she was that far gone. But one thing you can say about Madonna: she’s a hard worker. She won’t give up.

She’s proven it with “Confessions II,” a sequel dance record to the first, with the same producer arranger writer Stuart Price. After the first “Confessions,” the British Price went off to do a lot of interesting albums, many successes especially in dance music. I haven’t heard all of it, but I dare say this is a crowning moment for him.

“Confessions II” is billed as a dance record, and that’s the way it starts, tipping its hand with a series of nonstop propulsive tracks. One of them features Sabina Carpenter (“Bring Your Love”) and the opening song, “I Feel Free,” is riff on Donna Summers “I Feel Love.”

The way Madonna and Price have sequenced the album is interesting because it slowly reveals itself as a collection of actual songs upon which Price has hung his unique ornamentation. In that first batch of five or six is “Danceteria,” Madonna’s four minute memoir of the early 80s, which Price ties back to “Vogue” and other early hits. It’s as if all those big Madonna hits from her halycon days were thrown into a blender, and mixed at high speed. You can tell it will be very popular with deejays.

But then things settle down and get a little more specific. “Bizarre” is a song about Madonna’s four year marriage to Sean Penn. “Fragile” is a reverie about her late brother, Christopher, who was kind of a Madonna celebrity subplot through the 80s and early 90s. “Betrayal,” my favorite song on the album, combines the legendary composer Erik Satie’s “Gnoissienne” with a mournful horn part played with stunning realness by Marco Parisi. The whole piece is like “buttah,” falling together effortlessly– but I suspect its architecture was fairly substantial. It feels more human than almost anything Madonna has done in decades.

Stuart Price must have been thinking about all this for twenty years. It’s as if he’s done a mind meld with Madonna, taking her best parts and cutting away the most self-idolizing. Where in the last two decades Madonna has seemed clueless about who she is or was, Price manages to remind her. She’s the main instrument in a symphony about herself, and he’s the conductor.

You might think, how will this all end, after 13 sort of bracing, intentional pieces– really no fluff? But it must, and does with another bit of memoir in “LES Girl,” the story of Madonna’s early days arriving on the Lower East Side, discovering New York and testing her super powers. It’s a gentle story, full of keen observation. It could be the opening episode of her Netflix mini-series. Here she and Price are joined by Andrew Watt, the producer of the McCartney and Stones albums. “LES Girl” is the perfect mic drop to an hour of meditative disco.

A lot of the album, by the way, features spoken word intros and interspersed observations. Price picked that up from “Vogue” and a few other Madonna songs, to set a tone of melancholy over his ferocious arrangements. Madonna is a guide through her wild life on this album, and you’re more than happy to follow her.

Just wait– a Grammy for Dance Album is coming, and maybe single, too. Price won the Grammy for producing “Confessions I” and not only will he get that again, but Madonna will have her own statues.

People will be surprised that I’m saying all this considering Madonna’s outsized personality, her obsession with Kabbalah and other strange parts of her 45 year career that were fun to write about. But you can’t ignore an artistic moment, one that ties together the essence of why she’s endured.

Does CBS Owe Michael Weatherly A Season of “NCIS” After Canceling Spin Off? He’s Back, Also Maybe to Help Main Show’s Ratings

Michael Weatherly and Cote de Pablo probably thought their “NCIS” spin off would be a hit.

But “Tony and Ziva,” airing on Paramount Plus, was canceled after one season.

So what to do? Well, Weatherly is returning to the home ship of “NCIS” as Tony. Cote de Pablo? So far, Ziva — and their TV child — are absent.

What happened?

It’s possible CBS owed Weatherly a season of his show. In that case it was either pay or play.

Or maybe the network wanted to goose the ratings for “NCIS” for its 24th season. But it doesn’t seem like it since “NCIS” finished the season slightly higher than last, and 10% lower in the key demo. It averages around 5.3 million viewers a week, which isn’t bad for a show that debuted the year Teddy Roosevelt was elected.

Either way, Tony DiNozzo is back fighting crime.

It may be a little weird for Weatherly. Except for Sean Maguire, all the original cast he worked with are gone including Mark Harmon. He’ll have all new people with whom to establish rapports.

But it’s better than being out of work.

After”NCIS,” Weatherly got his own show, “Bull.” But then he had HR problems with actress Eliza Dushku. CBS wound up paying her $9.5 million in a settlement that covered Weatherly’s alleged sexual malfeasance. According to documents from the official mediation, Weatherly was recorded on video making comments about spanking Dushku over his knee, soliciting a threesome, alluding to sexual assault in his “rape van,” and other harassing statements.

Well, despite that Weatherly has been fully restored to his career. Dushku hasn’t worked since then.

It’s a little

Disgraced Actor Kevin Spacey Reduced to Selling a $250 Classless Class Ring Online Emblazoned with Letters “FU,” Made of Unknown Materials

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Before he was disgraced in sex scandals, Kevin Spacey was a movie star.

He actually has two Oscars, a Tony, and other awards.

But now that no one in Hollywood will hire him, Spacey has been reduced to Trump-like direct mail theatrics.

He’s selling what’s described as a class ring in two versions — regular and collectible. The former is $150, the latter $250.

The ring is emblazoned with the letters “FU.” Classy class ring!

There’s no mention of the materials involved, but maybe he melted down his awards. I doubt it, though. My high school class ring — from 100 years ago — looks better.

Spacey’s latest movie, “1780,” went straight to video without reviews. Also, his late father was a Neo-Nazi.

Tom Brady Seen Getting IV Hydration The Morning After Michael Rubin Fanatics Party in the Hamptons Underscores His Sketchy Decisions

Michael Rubin, who owns the sports garmento company Fanatics, threw his annual “white” party yesterday in the Hamptons.

Today he posted a picture of himself and guests including Tom Brady, the Knicks’ Karl Anthony Towns, and Jordyn Woods receiving actual IV hydration. He joked in the comments that it was “rehab.”

Brady underscores his legacy as one of the least good decision makers of all time. Check out the bandage on his arm where the needle went in.

Rubin is a happy man. He has millions of dollars and all the sports paraphernalia anyone could want. He doesn’t realize that his gazillion dollar home looks like an airline terminal or actual hospital. (See the photo below – doesn’t that look like a conference room?)

It’s kind of hilarious. Rubin shares a predilection for artist George Condo with the late convicted Hollywood money manager Dana Giacchetto. In the end, Giacchetto had to sell all his Condos after he was indicted for bilking clients of $14 million back in 2000. Something about Condo attracts the nouveau riche. Rubin commissioned Condo to make his invitations. So you could say Condo was Cooperative.

The White Party, as he calls it, also recalls the heyday of Sean Diddy Combs, who threw the exact same gatherings 20 years ago with many of the same guests (Kardashians, rappers, and so on — you won’t find the literati of the old Hamptons there).

The only difference was the baby lotion.

Of course Martha Stewart and her bestie Snoop Dogg attended the party. From what I’ve heard, Martha may have been near unneeded medical equipment at the conclusion of the Knicks ticker tape parade. She did take a picture with an ambulance. I heard she may have used it as quick transportation out of the melee. Smart!

Hey — it’s all business, and it works!

 

Confirmed: Taylor Swift’s Pal Este Haim Will Return Favor from New Year’s Eve Wedding and Perform at Mega Bash Tomorrow with Stevie Nicks

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We are drawing closer to the most important wedding since Kim Kardashian married…everyone.

Tomorrow is the date for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s $20 million extravaganza at Madison Square Garden. The tacky event’s theme is “Look at me,” with guests totaling 1,000 at the world’s most famous venue in the center of the biggest city in America.

Also, it will be one hundred and twenty five degrees.

But wait — I can tell you that speculation about Stevie Nicks singing something at the wedding is confirmed.

Also, Este Haim, of the sister group HAIM, is going to perform. Haim and Nicks are pals, and may sing together, I am told.

Este could bring up her sisters. Taylor and Este are beste friends, you know. Taylor and Stevie attended Este’s wedding back on New Year’s Eve.

Este, you know, is also an actress, appearing in Paul Thomas Anderson’s “Licorice Pizza” and briefly in “One Battle After Another.”

I don’t really understand the HAIM career. Their biggest hit, “The Wire,” was from 2013. They don’t really have a breakout hit. It’s surprising they don’t. Maybe they should record one of Taylor’s songs.

Anyway, sounds like fun. And good for Stevie: you must have younger friends as you age. These girls are her spiritual children!

PS Send the video to me at showbiz411@gmail.com. All confidential.

Trump Posts Lame AI Video Posing as “Doctor” Treating Fake Enemies Rosie O’Donnell, Robert De Niro, Whoopi Goldberg, Julia Roberts, More

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This couldn’t be worse, more lame, or stupid.

Donald Trump has posted an AI video in which he’s a “Doctor” — ha ha — treating patients for not liking him.

The “patients” are his enemies — like Rosie O’Donnell, Robert De Niro, Julia Roberts, John Leguizamo, etc.

The AI is very bad. The celebrities he thinks he’s mocking couldn’t be more inauthentic looking.

But this is how the president of the United States is celebrating our nation’s 250th birthday.The forefathers are rolling in their graves. They could never have envisioned this is how things would be back when they fought to create this country.

On the upside, at least he’s not sleeping in the video.

Exclusive: Mitt Romney Secured Visas for Today’s Russian Empire State Building Climbers in 2024, Ex-NYC Top Cop Thought They Could Never Pull It Off Here

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The two people who climbed to the top of the Empire State Building today — I wasn’t surprised when I heard about it during this afternoon’s Yankees game. (Don’t ask — 100 degrees out and we lost).

Ivan Beerkus and Angela Nikolau are smart people, not “twerps” as some idiot described them in the NY Post.

They were the subjects of “Skywalkers: A Love Story,” which screened at Sundance, Tribeca, and Hamptons Docs two years ago. I saw it exactly on July 5, 2024 at Guild Hall in East Hampton. Alec Baldwin hosted a Q&A after the screening.

Atop the Empire State Building, they unfurled a banner that read “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world will know peace.”

Then Ivan and Angela became engaged. She showed off a picture of her ring and her manicure. LOL. They had the same bravado they had in the movie.

The young Russian couple met online, sharing a vision of climbing skyscrapers — or “rooftopping.” The movie — directed by eff Zimbalist and co-directed by Maria Bukhonina — is sensational. It follows the pair and their crew all over Eastern Europe, where they scale the tallest buildings they can find. They are methodical and resourceful. I thought the doc was terrific. But Netflix got cold feet and didn’t do much for it, which surprised me.

At the screening we learned from the producers that Senator Mitt Romney had secured visas for the pair so they could do the film festival circuit. That was a surprise.

There were many luminaries at the screening who live nearby including former NYC Police Commissioner Ray Kelly and his wife, Veronica. During the Q&A after the screening, I asked a question of the directors, then jokingly asked Kelly if the couple could get away with this sort of thing in New York.

Kelly — I’m a big fan — laughed and told the audience he didn’t think so. “The New York police would stop them in a minute,” he told the crowd.

He and his wife, Veronica, enjoyed the film but like a lot of people found it maybe too good to be true. Did these people really climb all these buildings without attracting attention?

And yet, there they were today, atop the Empire State Building. I felt very proud that they managed to do it. If you see the film, you’ll know they plan these climbs carefully. Usually they get into the building at night, find a hiding place, and then go on their adventure.

Was today’s stunt for a new doc? Could be, and not necessarily for Netflix. But good for them! Much more interesting couple than Taylor and Travis, that’s for sure. I’m sick of that wedding already.

PS Did Ivan and Angela really get engaged today? I thought they already were engaged, or maybe married. No matter. Brilliant hook.

Exclusive: Mitt Romney Secured Visas for Russian Documentary Filmmakers Who Scale Skyscrapers Against the Law


Is It A Christopher Nolan Summer Again? “Oppenheimer” Director Unveils Final Trailer for “The Odyssey” Starring Matt Damon, Cast of Thousands

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Here comes Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey.”

This could be the director’s second big summer after “Oppenheimer” was such a hit in 2023. Of course, “Barbie” helped, too. “The Odyssey” could have been “Kenodyssey.”

Matt Damon, Robert Pattinson, Anne Hathaway, and dozens more star in this epic telling of Homer’s epic poem.

Coming July 17th. btw Homer has rights to “The Iliad,” and CAA is negotiating now.

We Knew It, We Know Her: Taylor Swift Will Actually Have $20 Mil Wedding at Madison Square Garden, in Sweltering Heat with Possible Thunderstorms

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As Robert Cray sang so well, The forecast calls for pain.

Tonight and tomorrow, temperatures in New York will be sweltering. Lightning and thunder are expected Friday afternoon.

That’s about when Taylor Swift will say I do to Travis Kelce — and vice versa. Cost of the wedding actually happening at Madison Square Garden: $20 million.

According to reports, the rehearsal dinner for 100 guests will take place in the Theater at Madison Garden. Then the wedding will kick off Friday afternoon for 1,000 guests. Swift and friends will put on a big concert with a specially built stage. Pictures from the scene indicate she’s building a massive garden with a castle inside the Garden.

What’s the over/under on this marriage? For $20 million, she has to hope it lasts at least 20 years. But Kelce will return to football and Swift — even if she starts a family — won’t stop recording and touring. Usually all of that is a bad mix. So let’s cross fingers for them.

Swift and Kelce could have an elegant wedding — like at the Waldorf — or an intimate one. They could have low-keyed the whole thing. But what would be the point? Soon we’ll find out she sold the rights — maybe to Disney, where she does a lot of business, or to People magazine — and there could even be a bootleg soundtrack by Monday.

Me? I’m checking StubHub for scalped tickets.

BTW, tonight Madonna releases her latest album. She may be overshadowed by the wedding. It’s pretty hard to put Madonna in a corner, unless, of course, she’s performing at the concert!

PS NY Post headline for sure — “Wedding Taylor-Made”

Watch: Famed Actor Danny Glover and Family Tell NBC’s Lester Holt He Has Alzheimer’s Disease, Cites “Places in the Heart” as Favorite Movie

Four time Emmy nominee Danny Glover tells NBC’s Lester Holt he has Alzheimer’s Disease.

Glover was diagnosed in 2022, around the time he won a Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award from the Motion Picture Academy. He was given a Lifetime Achievement Oscar.

Glover became an overnight sensation on Broadway in 1982, starring in Athol Fugard’s “Master Harold and the Boys,” a role he reprised in 2003. After his Broadway launch, he went on to star in four “Lethal Weapon” movies.

He tells Holt that his favorite movie was Robert Benton’s “Places in the Heart,” starring Sally Field. Some of his other great roles were in movies like “Grand Canyon,” “A Rage in Harlem,” and “Dreamgirls.” Years after “Places in the Heart,” he played Sally Field’s love interest on TV in “Brothers and Sisters.”

Alzheimer’s is cruel and you can see it’s already taken its toll on Glover. At least for now he knows how much his acting and political activism have meant to everyone.