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Netflix’s Atrocious $320 Mil “Electric State” Down to 15% on Rotten Tomatoes, Worse Than You Think

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I told you before that Netflix’s “Electric State” was a bust.

The Russo Brothers’ film cost $320 million. If it had gone to theaters, the box office stories would have been wild. It’s that bad. I’ve seen it now, and it’s quite atrocious.

Now that other people have seen it on the streaming platform, the Rotten Tomatoes number is down to 15%.

Will Netflix subscribers sample it? Why not? It’s there on the service.

But so much is wrong with it. “Electric State” is set in the 90s, and it’s about a war with robots. Millie Bobby Brown is the heroine, but the star is really Chris Pratt.

The look, feel, and tone are of a bad (really bad) “ET” kind movie from the 80s — think “ET” and “Gremlins” — somehow combined with “Guardians of the Galaxy.” There’s actually no plot.

What do the Russos bring to “Electric State”? It literally begins like a Marvel movie. The music is edited to scenes in such a way that this could be the lost chapter of the “Avengers.”

And then a cavalcade of well known actors start appearing, one after the other. Many of them are wearing Dust Busters on their heads with front facing video screens. (If you want to know where the $320 million went, you’ll see it in endless CG! and green screen.)

Pay days besides Millie and Pratt went to Holly Hunter (Holly Hunter is in this movie!) Stanley Tucci, Giancarlo Esposito, Ke Huy Quan, Jason Alexander, Colman Domingo, Marin Hinkle, Anthony Mackie, and even one of the Russo’s wives. When they speak you can actually see the gears turning as the actors try to figure what they’re saying.

“Electric State” will go down in history as the “Ishtar” or “Waterworld” of streaming, even more than another infamous Netflix film, “The Gray Man.” (Still waiting for that sequel!)

The only redeeming feature: “Electric State” is under two hours long. It just stops eventually, and we’re so lucky for that!

Oscar Nominee Timothee Chalamet Thanks His Fans on Instagram, Invents New Word “Fruitionized”

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Timothee Chalamet is thanking his fans for sticking with him the last 7 years.

On Instagram he writes: “once it’s seven years plus it isn’t a fad lol, ur with me for life now”

He also invents a new word: fruitionized. What does it mean? This either means to bring to fruition, or to eat a lot of fruit.

The answer to that, my friends, is blowing in the wind. Or the fruit stand!

Lady Gaga’s “Mayhem” Has Strong Start with 223,000 Copies Sold, More than Half in Physical Sales

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Lady Gaga’s tremendous marketing push for her new album has paid off.

“Mayhem” sold 223,000 copies this week. Of those, 140,000 were CDs and downloads.

That’s what every artist wants, with streaming — which pays less — the least of sales.

In the UK, she sold around 55,000 copies.

Still, “Mayhem” fell behind The Weeknd’s “Hurry Up Tomorrow,” which debuted with 450,000 copies despite having any hit singles. Very strange.

“Mayhem” is a hit that should produce an album’s worth of singles — six right now on the iTunes top 100 — and last right through the year. If Gaga does a fall tour, even more copies will be downloaded or sold.

Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco Release “Sunset Blvd,” A Short Duet Single Missing a Bridge

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I was surprised when Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco called their new single, “Sunset Blvd.”

The song is as short as the title. Why didn’t they spell out ‘boulevard’?

Now we know: the song has no bridge. It’s missing a whole section. That’s why it’s only 2:48.

Maybe they were in a hurry.

Also, do they not know there’s a Broadway musical with a title song called “Sunset Boulevard”?

Flashback: How Howard Lutnick Tried to Bamboozle Hollywood with Gambling on Predicting Box Office

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I wrote this back on Feb 23, 2010, 6:02 pm.

It’s elucidating considering Howard Lutnick, who became a Trump lackey, now says ridiculous things ever day as Secretary of Commerce.

BTW this was stopped in its tracks in 2010 after I scooped it.

Here’s the article:

People in the industry like to place little wagers on the weekend boxoffice. They’re probably nothing more than five bucks, or a coffee shop lunch if “x” beats “y” this weekend. That sort of thing.

That’s about to change, though, in a major way. Soon, everyone will be able to bet on the boxoffice, and make or lose lots of money on the outcome.

Cantor Fitzgerald’s Howard Lutnick is right now beta testing something called The Cantor Exchange. Lutnick already operates the Hollywood Stock Exchange, where players trade “virtual” shares of everything including stars, directors, films, etc. (See more below.)

CX, as it will be known, is a different story. Cantor is awaiting regulatory approval before it launches officially. When it does, the box office could become an interesting, maybe even dangerous, game. It’s real money, and it sure looks like anyone can play, even studio execs and theater distributors.

From now until December 31, the firm has something called “It Pays to Practice,” in which they give traders fake money but convert it into small amounts of real cash winnings.

The trading on this market will go on 24/7, meaning as a weekend progresses, a film’s values will go up and down along with investors. For a surprise hit like “The Blind Side,” this could be a bonanza.

More importantly, speculating on films’ futures will begin six months before their release dates. If CX were live now, believe me, the betting on James Cameron’s looming, maybe $500 million, gamble on “Avatar” would be the main focus of the site. And that should prove controversial, because there will inevitably be reports on what a film’s perceived business will be even as it’s being prepared and marketed.

The effect of all this could be harrowing, to say the least, especially for a studio’s finances. PR wars could become intense in a whole new way to spin advance word one way or another.

Hollywood Stock Exchange set to launch real-money stakes

Hollywood Stock Exchange is tentatively set to launch as a real-money commodity exchange April 20.

A spokesman said the exchange is “on track” to begin listing films’ boxoffice projections for live trading from that date. HSX filed with the U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission for approval as an active trading site in November 2008 and recently entered the final phase of regulatory review.

Since 1998, HSX has allowed just-for-fun traders to buy and sell valueless shares in Hollywood films based on forecasts of what the pics will ring up. Once launched, a new HSX site will list current and imminent movie releases with their projected four-week domestic grosses and allow exchange users to take long or short positions on the films.

A formal announcement about rules and guidelines for HSX users is expected closer to the launch. The exchange hopes to lure hobbyist investors as well as industry professionals, though the latter will be prohibited from improper insider activity.

For instance, distribution execs with access to early boxoffice data will be barred from making trades on the exchange after a film has opened. But film financiers will be allowed to invest in HSX an amount equal to a minority percentage of their total investment in a movie.

Investors wishing to participate in the exchange will buy “contracts” priced at one one-millionth of a film’s projected boxoffice, with films to be listed on the exchange from the time productions are announced in the industry trade papers. Trading will begin six months before a movie’s anticipated wide release.

HSX is owned by U.K.-based investment firm Cantor Fitzgerald.

“The number of people who visit movie theaters each year and form opinions about a film’s success is in the tens of millions,” Cantor Exchange president Richard Jaycobs said. “We believe that’s the reason the public response to this product has been very positive.”

Cantor Entertainment chief Andrew Wing said the exchange targets movie distributors, exhibitors, producers and other investors seeking “an unprecedented public market to create liquidity and hedge their daily business activities.”

Until now, HSX revenue has come from industry ad sales and the sale of customer-use data to Hollywood marketing outfits.

Box Office: “Novocaine” Might Take the Pain Away from Soderbergh’s “Black Bag” Packing it In

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Two new movies previewed last night.

One did pretty well, the other not so much.

“Novocaine” had a painless preview with $1.75 million. Jack Quaid, son of Meg Ryan, is starting to turn into a movie star. He was great on Jimmy Kimmel last week. His appearance paid off nicely. The movie from Paramount is expertly marketed.

“Black Bag” is a 90 minute heist movie (I think) from Oscar winner Steven Soderbergh. Michael Fassbender and Cate Blanchett star. Focus Features sort of dumped the black bag onto the table. The result was $850,000 in previews last night. Those actors don’t come cheap, neither does the director. So this is not a good omen.

Hey! Sony Pictures Classics has finally put Pedro Almodovar’s “The Room Next Door” into 14 theaters. Julianne Moore, Tilda Swinton, Alessandro Nivola, and John Turturro are all very good in it. So far they’ve made $2.5 million in the US and $1 7mil worldwide. This is a serious film, Pedro’s first full length in English, and should have been in the Oscar mix. Find it!

JD Vance and Wife Usha Booed at the Kennedy Center by Audience Before National Symphony Performance

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JD Vance and wife Usha were booed loudly tonight at the Kennedy Center before a performance by the National Symphony Orchestra of Russian composer Igor Stravinsky’s “Petrushka.”

It serves them right.

Usha is now on the board of the Kennedy Center after Donald Trump installed himself as chairman and fired everyone else. The rest of the new board are all white, wealthy Republicans.

Many artists and shows have subsequently cancelled their dates at the Center in protest.

Broadway’s “Gypsy” with Audra McDonald Suddenly Cancels Tonight’s Show After Being Off for Christmas Week

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Remember when Broadway’s “Gypsy” was cancelled for all of Christmas week?

Now they’ve suddenly cancelled tonight’s show.

COVID ran rampant last time, taking out star Audra McDonald.

Tonight’s cancellation suggests McDonald is ill again.

Maybe this show needs a COVID coordinator, or a flu monitor. They’ve had the worst luck of any show since the pandemic.

Speedy recovery!

Benson Boone’s “Beautiful Things” a One Hit Wonder? He’s Released 2 New Singles That Sank Without a Trace

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Doesn’t Benson Boone seem omnipresent right now?

He’s been back flipping everywhere, turning cartwheels while looking like a musical Jack Lalanne (Look it up kids.)

Boone’s song, “Beautiful Things,” is celebrating a year on the charts. It’s streamed enough to have sold over 7.4 million equivalent copies. About 400,000 are actual paid downloads.

But what else is new? Since Boone’s album, “Fireworks & Rollerblades,” hit the charts in April 2024, the singer has made a fortune touring and singing his hit for fans.

Now, however, it seems like he might be a one hit wonder. He released his first new song, “Pretty Slowly,” in August 2024. It did nothing.

Less than a month ago — on February 27th — Boone issued “Sorry I’m Here for Someone Else.” He was interviewed about it by Zane Low on Apple Radio, and there is a video.

But “Sorry” has never charted. There’s no indication that anyone knows it was released. The video has just 1.7 million views, which translates to not much.

Is that it? Or does Boone have any surprises? I guess we’ll wait and see. In the meantime, “Beautiful Things” is still in the top 20. He’ll be singing it long after we’re all gone.

George Clooney Hosting White Lotus-Knives Out 5 Day Event in Italy This Summer for $173,000

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George Clooney and his wife Amal must have been inspired by either “Knives Out: Glass Houses” or “White Lotus” in Italy for this event.

They’re inviting 12 gazillionaires to Lake Como this summer for a meeting of philanthropists. The money will go to their Clooney Foundation for Justice.

The price starts at $173,000 per person for the five day event, but the real price is probably around three times that even for a studio room. That means $356,000 per couple. (This includes a $60,000 per person charitable donation to Clooney’s foundation.)

The guests have to fly to Milan first, and they will come either four star first class or on their own planes, trust me.

They’ll stay at the new brand new luxury Hotel Passalacqua in Como, a lavish over the top villa designed to take business away from the famous nearby Villa D’este which is sold out for next decade.

I love the description of the hotel — which boasts a 250 square meter villa — and has rooms so ornate royals would blush.

“Immerse yourself in an inspiring journey to Lake Como with the Clooney Foundation for Justice. Hosted by Amal and George Clooney, this exclusive experience blends a profound commitment to philanthropy and social change with breathtaking beauty, and warm hospitality. This 5-day event offers a unique opportunity to engage with global philanthropists, expand your understanding of strategic philanthropy, and contribute to meaningful change. Join CFJ founders in creating meaningful change while enjoying unparalleled elegance at Italy’s most beautiful destination.”

On “The White Lotus” or “Knives Out,” there would be at least one murder over the five days. It’s unclear if the Clooneys will offer that feature.

The Clooneys, who raise money for common people, do love “exclusive.” They host a lot of very A list events for the most wealthy, like their annual over the top justice awards called The Albies.

The Clooney Foundation according to their Form 990 has $8.4 million in net assets. The Form 990 indicates $2.1 million in salaries. No money was paid in grants according to their line items. Maybe this conference will help!