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Jennifer Aniston Cast in the Unfortunately Titled — for Her — Series Adaptation of “I’m Glad My Mom Died”

This was not thought through by anyone.

Jennifer Aniston is adapting Jeannette McCurdy’s best seller, “I’m Glad My Mom Died.”

It’s for Apple TV, where Aniston has a hit with “The Morning Show.”

Aniston will play the mother — who I guess is/was dead — and has a difficult relationship with her daughter.

The title is unfortunate as Jennifer was famously estranged from her own mother, Nancy Dow, right up til her death.

Dow more or less lived in squalor and enjoyed no perks of being a famous actress’s daughter. Aniston wrote checks for medical care and that was it.

(I know another situation close to this, and it’s mind boggling. And Meg Ryan had a similar situation.)

Jennifer was angry that Dow wrote a book about her early days as “Friends” took off. But maybe Dow had to do that to survive. She’d been divorced from “Days of Our Lives” actor John Aniston a long time. Could she really have been so heinous?

Well, Jennifer is a terrific actress and must see possibilities in this material. But is it a good idea? Won’t she be asked about her own mother in every interview? You can hear the question now: Were you glad your mother died? Oy vey.

PS I just found a clip of Drew Barrymore interviewing McCurdy. That’s also unfortunate considering Drew has sequestered her mother, Jaid Barrymore, somewhere. No one’s seen or heard from her in years. She may be with Shelly Miscavige, for all we know!

Scooter Braun Steps Down at KPop Biz, Watches Taylor Swift Regain Masters, Sees Justin Bieber Career and Finances Paralyzed

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Scooter Braun has just posted pictures and videos on Instagram. He’s living his best life, jet skiing and scuba diving on vacation, drinking glasses of wine outdoors in romantic settings, and so on.

But his position in the music business is in question. Today it was announced that Scooter was stepping down from K Pop business HYBE which handles acts like BTS.

Five years ago, Scooter merged his Ithaca Holdings into HYBE and became wildly rich. His management clients like Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, and Demi Lovato all left him.

Then he helped buy Taylor Swift’s master recordings out from underneath her, and sold them to a finance company. Swift re-recorded all her albums and made the originals worthless. Now she’s bought them back at much less of a price.

Justin Bieber’s career is paralyzed. He’s in mental and financial peril after working as Braun’s golden goose and establishing his career. Bieber is a Lost Boy, a manchild with a rich wife and a baby and no recordings. He sold his catalog at a very young age, as well. He doesn’t tour.

Meantime, Braun posts those pictures and videos of living the good life. Mazel tov! It’s a happy ending. Scooter remains a large shareholder in HYBE, says The Hollywood Reporter, whatever that means. So far this year the once mighty BTS has sold 300K albums, almost all from streaming.

Trump Announces He’s Selling $250 Bottles of Cologne and Perfume as the Senate Debates Future of His Big, Ruinous Bill

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Isn’t this against the law? A sitting US president selling bottles of fragrance on his web site?

And yet, Donald Trump is doing just that. Around 8pm Eastern, while the Senate readied to vote on Trump’s bill — one that will gut services in the country irreparably — he dropped this notice.

He trumpets on Truth Social: “Trump Fragrances are here. They’re called “Victory 45-47” because they’re all about Winning, Strength, and Success — For men and women. Get yourself a bottle, and don’t forget to get one for your loved ones too. Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning!”

The fragrances smell like “Fear” and “Shame.” They’re subtitled “Spittle” and “Urine a Bad Mood.” They cost $250 a bottle. There is also a woman’s fragrance that has top notes of sweat and used underwear. All the different variations can be used for hair growth on any part of the body.

For the gals, the copy reads: “With every spray, Victory 47 captures confidence, beauty, and unstoppable determination. A sophisticated, subtly feminine scent that’s your go-to signature for any occasion.”

It’s very good for meeting male sex clients in motel bars. 

Each bottle depicts a gold figure on a pedestal, like an Academy Award.

As Trump milks his base — who already have had opportunities to buy worthless bitcoins and all kinds of tacky souvenirs — the US senate is fighting over his “big beautiful bill” — an ugly document that will gut the country of healthcare and other necessary items to continue living properly.

We are only now entering the sixth month of this charade of a presidency. We’re a year and four months away from mid term elections. When the Democrats take the House and Senate again, impeachment proceedings must begin. Trump has made a mockery of the position, and laughed in the faces of his really stupid followers.

PS Several of the bottles are sold out. LOL. When you smell a skunk coming your way with rolls of fat adorned with tattoos, and a MAGA hat atop a head with a vacant look, you’ll know where you are!

The National Enquirer Still Exists? Caroline Kennedy’s Son Jack Schlossberg Says They’ve Got a Story About His Mom!

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First of all, I didn’t realize The National Enquirer still existed. OMG. I thought it was killed off after David Pecker shilled for Trump and almost went to jail. Pecker also got roughed up, so to speak, by Jeff Bezos for leaking his affair with Lauren Sanchez. And now those two have had a $50 mil wedding.

Anyway, Caroline Kennedy’s social media grazing son Jack Schlossberg says they’re preparing a story about his mother. The gist of it is that she’s upset with eccentric social media posts.

Jack says: “Here’s my comment: am I bothering you guys ? All I want is confirmation of Megyn’s gender since it remains so unclear to so many. Oh and hey Andrew Cuomo stop planting stories about me in the press.”

I don’t know if he means Megyn 3.0 from the movie or Megyn Kelly. And it doesn’t matter.

Lucky for Jack, no matter how weird he gets, cousin Robert Kennedy Jr is actually doing damage to our lives. He’s the worst member of the once illustrious family.

If the Enquirer is doing a story, no one read it unless Jack turns it into a cause celebre — which he will, and maybe that’s the point. The Enquirer website had just 26,000 visits last month, so I wouldn’t worry.

Also, I’d say to David Pecker or whoever, if Caroline cared, she would have said something a while ago.

Why Did Oprah Go to the Garish Bezos Wedding? She Loves Super Rich People — Doesn’t Make Her a Bad Person, Just Practical

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Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King are getting kicked around for going to Jeff Bezos’s wedding.

Critics say the wedding in Venice was garish, over the top, disgusting, tone deaf.

Of course it was! What did you expect? A chamber orchestra at the Plaza Hotel?

Anyway, why are Oprah’s fans and critics surprised she said Yes to the invite. (And where was Steadman? Is he even still alive? All answers in confidence to showbiz411@gmail.com.

Back to Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. Oprah likes to be with celebrities. She used to give herself huge parties just like this wedding. Invitees were people she didn’t know, but they were famous.

Oprah doesn’t seem to get that people look to her for discernment. She’s still chasing her public profile.

Years ago, I wrote about Oprah’s friendship with a vile wealthy guy named Harold Simmons. She hung out with him, flew on his plane. Simmons was a major funder of Republican campaigns and dirty tricks including the John Kerry Swift Boat scandal. Oprah didn’t care. He had a plane.

None of this makes her a bad person. If Putin invited her over, she’d be there in a second. Barbara Walters used to do the same thing. If only Oprah would write a book about all these experiences. But she won’t. She’s just collecting people and memories.

PS Why do you think she was so interested Harry and Meghan?
Oprah’s Politically Opposite Billionaire Republican Pal, Harold Simmons, Is Dead

Broadway Stunt Casting: TV’s Cedric the Entertainer Coming Next Spring in August Wilson’s “Joe Turner’s Come and Gone”

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When Cedric the Entertainer made his Broadway debut in 2008, critics were not impressed.

Cedric appeared in David Mamet’s “American Buffalo,” which was panned and closed quickly.

The Times said: “Cedric, a veteran of stand-up, is obviously at his ease on a stage, and his low-key, naturalistic performance registers inappropriately large in ways that go beyond his hefty physique.”

And that was one of the kinder notices.

So here’s a good idea, thought the producers of the recent “Othello.” Let’s put Cedric in a really classic play, August Wilson’s “Joe Turner’s Come and Gone.” We can charge a lot of money and tell him he’ll get a Tony Award.

Cedric:: you will not a get a Tony Award. Trust me. No matter how much the producers charge for a ticket.

This is a bad idea. Debbie Allen is directing, and Taraji P. Henson, of whom I am fan, will appear. But Cedric is the wrong person at the wrong time. The star of ignominious TV shows like “The Neighborhood” and “Soul Man” does not belong in this venue.

The producers — including Brian Moreland — saw their cash registers ring with Denzel Washington and Jake Gyllenhaal in “Othello.” But what’s the point? The production got bad notices, and received not a single nomination for anything.

The opening is set for spring 2026, and the push will be on. But this sounds so much like what people in LA think is theater: TV stars ill-equipped for the material, mugging and carrying on.

Does August Wilson deserve more harm? The theater that was named for him was completely transformed for “Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club.” Now it’s closing. The movie version of “The Piano Lesson” was a mess, and disappeared. Now, this? Come on.

Trailer for “Downton Abbey: Grand Finale” Shows Mary Getting Getting Divorced and Taking Over the Family Estate

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How much do we love Michelle Dockery?

The British actress rose to fame with the “Downton Abbey” TV series.

Since then, she’s been on numerous TV shows and in movies. She’s pretty nice in real life, too.

Now Dockery gets the spotlight as Lady Mary in the final “Downton Abbey” trailer. She even gets wooed by Alessandro Nivola. Meantime, Paul Giamatti comes from New York to tell the family he’s lost all their money in the 1929 stock market crash.

How will it end? Will the Crawleys move to council housing? Stay tuned! The movie, written and directed by the mighty Julian Fellowes, opens September 12th!

Is “F1” a Foreign Film? Brad Pitt is the Only American Actor in the Main Cast, Everyone Else is a Brit or European

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Donald Trump may ask for tariff on “F1” if someone explains to him slowly.

The Brad Pitt race car movie is almost a foreign film.

Pitt, the huge American movie star, is the only US actor in the main cast.

Director Joseph Kosinski has surrounded Pitt with top notch actors from the UK and Europe.

Of course, Javier Bardem is Spanish, and Kelly Condon is Irish. But Damon Idris is British as is Tobias Menzies. Pretty much the whole credit roll after that is not American.

Even cinematographer Claudio Miranda, an Oscar winner, is from Chile.

The set must have been like the United Nations. And the funny thing is, because of Pitt, you think of “F1” as an American story of an unlikely comeback by a hero who gets a second chance.

And that, my friends, is what Hollywood is all about. It’s also a good reason “F1” may have more appeal outside the US box office. Keep checking those “foreign” countries.

Julian Fellowes’ “The Gilded Age” Comes Into Its Own in Season 3 But Can It Build A “Downton” Audience?

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When HBO’s “The Gilded Age” finished its second season, the ratings weren’t bad.

The linear numbers averaged around 500,000 an episode, a little lower than the first season. Still, it was a talked about show with an all star cast and a great writer in Julian Fellowes.

Last week, season 3 debuted and HBO trumpeted 2.7 million viewers on all devices including pigeons. But the linear number was only 430,000.

Tonight, season 3 moved on to its second episode, and frankly, the show deserves more eyes. As Fellowes said to me at the premiere party, it took two seasons to set up the characters. Now we have favorites and know who to root for — and how the characters will react to certain situations.

“The Gilded Age” — set in 1883 New York — has a big cast, composed largely of Broadway actors, and the best trained thespians Fellowes could round up. Christine Baranski is kind of the captain of the team, playing the haughty old money matriarch, Aunt Agnes. She’s to this show what Maggie Smith was to “Downton Abbey” — snooty, but open minded, and ready with a zinger.

As the story shapes up, Aunt Agnes is likely going to battle with new money Mrs. Russell across Fifth Avenue. The former’s orphaned niece (Louisa Jacobson) is on track to marry the latter’s son (Harry Richardson). They’re the Downton equivalent of Mary and the poor, late Matthew Crawley. Carrie Coon is so good as Mrs. Russell, we can look forward to some throw down soon.

Two things about the first two episodes. One is, we’re seeing more of the story Peggy (Denee Benton) and her family. They’re Black, but Aunt Agnes doesn’t care as she’s hired Peggy to be her secretary. Peggy is on her way to a big writing career. Also, her mother is played by Audra McDonald. At one point tonight, Baranski, Cynthia Nixon, and McDonald were all in the same scene. Broadway fans’ heads must have exploded.

The most interesting story is about Agnes’s cousin, Aurora Fane, whose husband is trying to leave her for another woman. Aurora — played by Tony winner Kelli O’Hara — is terrified — in 1883 — that the divorce will destroy her socially and financially. Her husband is not very sympathetic. O’Hara is really conveying the fear of defeat. I haven’t watched ahead but I hope the tables will turn in her favor — even if it means keeping the rotten husband.

We haven’t a good American soap opera in a long time. And the good news is, you can just watch “The Gilded Age” on cable, no smart TV stuff. Just like the old days. It was a show made originally for NBC but they were too thick to show it. So now it’s on HBO, where smart people watch TV. More to come… PS Always keep your eye on the downstairs staff with a Fellowes production. Ben Ahlers is the footman with an invention that will either succeed or he’ll be exploited by the wealthy. And the great Kristine Nielsen — hilarious on Broadway — plays the German cook. I’m waiting for to roll her eyes, and for O’Hara, McDonald, and Donna Murphy to break out in song.

The Next Editor of Vogue? The Good Betting is on Mag’s Website Chief Chloe Malle, Daughter of Candice Bergen

You heard that Anna Wintour is giving up the daily editing of Vogue magazine.

Wintour is ascending to Editorial Director of Conde Nast (except for The New Yorker). At 75, she’s leaving the grunt work to others.

The new editor of Vogue will report to Wintour, who will veto everything, but still be able to carve out some kind of reputation on her own.

Who will take this job? The good betting right now is on Chloe Malle, 39, the editor of vogue.com. She’s the author of the new Vogue digital cover story about the marriage of amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos and his voluptuous wife, Lauren Sanchez.

You have to think if Chloe could put up with those people, Wintour is a walk in the park!

Chloe is the daughter of famed actress Candice Bergen, and the late great director Louis Malle. Bergen is best known for “Murphy Brown” and for playing a Vogue editor on “Sex and the City.” Malle counted among his masterpieces “Au Revoir Les Enfants” and “My Dinner with Andre.” (I knew Louis, and he was a spectacular person.)

Chloe Malle is married and has two children. She’s worked her way up at Vogue, and has made the website an actual hit. Unlike VanityFair.com, Vogue.com has seen an increase in traffic, no small feat these days. Chloe has made lemonade out of lemons.

Obviously, Chloe’s Hollywood connections are strong. Also, she’s never flaunted her impeccable background, choosing to be low profile. And that can’t be easy considering her parents.

I’m told if Chloe wants the job, it’s hers. Anna will conduct another fake job hunt, as she did with Vanity Fair, and then realize the right choice is in her own backyard!

PS Candice is such a good writer — Chloe should hire her to write a column immediately!