Thursday, February 5, 2026
Home Blog Page 18

Trump Kennedy Center Website Goes Live, Except It’s Owned by Satirist, Comedy Writer and Activist: Epstein Dancers Next!

0

The Trump Kennedy Center website is now live on the internet.

Only one thing: it’s not owned by the US government, the Kennedy Center, or Donald Trump.

www.trumpkennedycenter.org is registered to a former comedy writer for “South Park” who’s also a political activist.

He also owns www.trumpkennedycenter.com, although that one doesn’t have a design or information yet.

The Washington Post was first to feature this news that Toby Morton, who has other writing credits, had added the site’s url to his portfolio of sites named for public figures.

But now TrumpKennedyCenter’s site is live, and kicking.

According to the site, the next booking is The Epstein Dancers. “Ring in the New Year” with them. On the site, Morton announces:

COMING JAN 2026 A Sacred Continuation of Purpose Beginning January 2026, TrumpKennedyCenter.org enters a new era of devotion, unity, and inherited authority. ​We exist to preserve what must endure, to honor what must not be questioned, and to gather those who understand that greatness is not chosen, it is recognized.​Here, tradition is not remembered. It is maintained.

Ceremonies, recognitions, and sanctioned appearances will be revealed in due time.

How is this going to work out? It’s unlikely anyone will be able to pry the urls away from Morton. He’s got them, and he’s going to keep them. The dot-org site is funny, but the dot-com one may prove an issue for MAGA patrons who want to see what’s going on at Donald Trump’s ruined arts institution.

(This, of course, is unlikely, since MAGA wouldn’t be interested in anything even the “Kennedy Center” has to offer.)

What will be funny is Morton adding actual events, and real ads, which is entirely possible. His sites — like Moms4Liberty.org — are just like The Onion — or in olden days, Mad Magazine (he was a writer for MAD TV), or the great work from the people who brought us Not the New York Times during the 1978 newspaper strike, or not Not the Bible — Chris Cerf, George and Freddy Plimpton, Rusty Unger, and Tony Hendra. (I still LOL at “The Having Section.”)

Can’t wait to see what Toby Morton does with his sites. And how much traffic they get. Maybe they can book “Hamilton,” a musical about blenders!

All Mariah Carey Wants for Xmas is for Son Rocky to Stop Giving the Finger in Every Family Photograph and Daughter to Stop Looking Sarcastic

0

Mariah Carey is finally living every parent’s nightmare.

She’s got two teenagers exactly like herself and their famous father, Nick Cannon.

In Christmas photos, Mariah actually has these almost-15 year old twins dressed in matching holiday sweaters promoting her song, “All I Want for Christmas is You.”

The kids — son Rocky and daughter Mo — don’t look happy.

Surprisingly suddenly grown, Rocky gives the photographer “the finger” in every picture. It’s not a coincidence, and unless he has dyskenisia and his hands are stuck in that position, this is hilarious.

Daughter Mo sports a sarcastic grin in every picture, as if to tell her friends, Can you believe this?

As for Rocky, let’s not forget his dad has fathered 10 children after these twins were born. That’s a lot to process.

Kids do not have ironic senses of humor. They won’t know for 20 years what this was all about. But they’ll get through it. Somehow.

Christmas Miracle! Barron Trump Spotted in Captivity at Mar-a-Lago, Solemnly Following Father To Morose Holiday Dinner

0

Barron Trump has been seen in public!

It’s a Christmas miracle!

The Daily Beast reports he turned up on the Instagram page of Valeria Berkland aka Valeria Sokolova, a Russian model and influencer who was in the dining room at Mar-a-Lago. (Who else do you think eats at that rundown restaurant?)

Valeria got Barron on her camera as he lumbered solemnly through the dining behind his father. Barron wore the same blue suit uniform as his father, as usual.

Barron has not been seen for most of 2025 after dropping out of NYU’s main campus in New York. His parents said he was moving to the White House, where he would attend classes at NYU’s local campus.

But then he was never spotted anywhere, even on that campus. Trump PR, however, paints him as a ladies man and crypto king who knows how to start a computer.

The Daily Beast — citing the New York Times — now says Barron has become close pals with a group of high profile misogynists like Andrew Tate, barred from Romania after an accusation of accused of rape and of having sex with and beating a 15-year-old.

Tate and his brother, accused also of coercing women into pornography, were finally liberated from Romania by Donald Trump, who can’t find a criminal he doesn’t like. The brothers were flown home to Florida on a private plane.

Among those who intervened for the Tates’ release, the Times says, is Kennedy Center chief Richard Grenell, who is now suing a jazz musician for refusing to play at the renamed — for Trump — theater, and has presided over a year of canceled shows and empty seats.

Read the Times story about Barron’s new friends. Andrew Tate is now suing for defamation after a woman accused him of strangling her once he returned to the US. She’s suing him now.

Melania must be so proud that Barron is having these play dates.

Did Barron speak at the Christmas dinner? Or even smile? His hair doesn’t seem to have grown in the last year, he still sports that Eddie Munster haircut.

We wait to see if he merited a supporting role in mother Melania’s upcoming documentary.

As for Berkland/Soskova, she sells a beauty brand called LoVa on Amazon, although the product is currently unavailable.

Flip through this post from Valeria to see the video of Donald and Barron making their way through what looks like an outdoor terrace behind a family restaurant in Orlando.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by (@valeriasokolovaofficial)

Trump Plans to Turn Kennedy Center into Marble Bathroom, Did He Get a Deal? Says Armrests in Theater “Unlike Anything” — For a Reason!

0

Donald Trump has been busy redecorating the White House.

He’s remaking historic rooms with cheap looking marble he probably got in deal. It may only be glue-on marble tiles. I guess we’ll see soon when Russell Vought tries the bathroom and water starts spurting at him. (Or when Stephen Miller, a professional douchebag, tries the bidet– and finds it takes Trump coins.)

The cold, generic marble is now being considered by Trump for the Kennedy Center. He wants to cover the arm rests of the seats with it. On Truth Social, he’s presenting options. What everyone likes in a theater is a cold, slab of marble to lean left or right on, right? Trump reasons, One day you’ll be doing this in a mortuary, so why not start now?

Trump wants to spend hundreds of millions gilding the Kennedy Center, which is losing all that money on ticket sales, canceled performances, etc. The KCH is a not for profit arts institution, not Nicholas and Alexandra’s Tsarist tomb. It’s supposed to break even. But the report for 2025 will show massive losses from programming.

Trump Voices Panic About Discovery of 1 Million More Files in Epstein Case While Everyone Else Spends Time with Family, Watches Sports

0

What is Donald Trump doing over Christmas and Boxing Day?

He’s not watching sports or spending time with his family. He can’t summon the presence of his 19 year old son, Barron. His wife wants nothing to do with him.

From his Truth Social, he panics about the NY Attorney General, who he tried to sue — and lost — after she got him convicted on 34 counts of fraud — has found 1 million more Jeffrey Epstein files.

Trump writes tonight:

“Now 1,000,000 more pages on Epstein are found. DOJ is being forced to spend all of its time on this Democrat inspired Hoax. When do they say NO MORE, and work on Election Fraud etc. The Dems are the ones who worked with Epstein, not the Republicans. Release all of their names, embarrass them, and get back to helping our Country! The Radical Left doesn’t want people talking about TRUMP & REPUBLICAN SUCCESS, only a long ago dead Jeffrey Epstein – Just another Witch Hunt!!!”

Where and Tiffany and the new baby? Where are the Jewish grandchildren? Where’s the fake golf playing one? Can’t anyone spend time with him before he goes to jail?

And this was just last night:

Box Office: “Marty Supreme” Bounces to $7.5 Mil Christmas Day, Snakes Past “Anaconda,” “Song Sung Blue” Sings a Happy Tune

0

Christmas Day brought joy to the new holiday films

“Marty Supreme” bounced to a $7.5 million Christmas Day and beat the less anticipated “Anaconda” by a whisker.

“Marty” now has a total of $10.7 million including shows from last week.

Last night, “Marty” pulled in a healthy $3,574 per screen. Shwap!

“Anaconda” has slithered to a total of $9.1 million.

In less competitive waters, “Song Sung Blue” sang its way to $4.4 million. The Neil Diamond tribute is a little less intense than the other new films, and more comfort food for the holiday.

This would have been a great week for indie, art house movies heading to awards season. But films like “Blue Moon,” “Sentimental Value,” and others are playing in very small numbers of theaters. See them if you can!

Meantime, “One Battle After Another” is on HBO Max, “Nouvelle Vague,” “Frankenstein,” “Jay Kelly,” and “Train Dreams” are all on Netflix.

Trump Has a Christmas Day Nervous Breakdown Over Epstein, Posts Screed The Likes of Which We’ve Never Seen Before

0
Donald Trump had a Christmas Day breakdown over Jeffrey Epstein. Instead of going to church, or figuring out where his youngest son was, Trump flipped out over Epstein as the noose gets tighter. Merry Christmas…to everyone who dropped Epstein like a dog? (Dogs are not popular in the Trump administration). There will be parsing of this insane post for years to come. Trump’s name appears at least 625 times in the Epstein files. He’s accused of rape and other malfeasance. Their friendship is now well documented. Trump is screaming that he cut Epstein off when the files say the opposite: they were blood brothers, literally. There’s textual and photographic proof. The Epstein mess is finally eating away at him. Trump’s post: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, and thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to “drop him like a dog” when things got too HOT, falsely claimed they had nothing to do with him, didn’t know him, said he was a disgusting person, and then blame, of course, President Donald J. Trump, who was actually the only one who did drop Epstein, and long before it became fashionable to do so. When their names get brought out in the ongoing Radical Left Witch Hunt (plus one lowlife “Republican,” Massie!), and it is revealed that they are Democrats all, there will be a lot of explaining to do, much like there was when it was made public that the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax was a fictitious story – a total Scam – and had nothing to do with “TRUMP.” The Failing New York Times, among many others, was forced to apologize for their bad and faulty Election “Reporting,” even to the point of losing many subscribers due to their highly inaccurate (FAKE!) coverage. Now the same losers are at it again, only this time so many of their friends, mostly innocent, will be badly hurt and reputationally tarnished. But sadly, that’s the way it is in the World of Corrupt Democrat Politics!!! Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump” Dec 25, 2025, 6:51 PM

Barron Trump Missing at Christmas Eve Dinner with Parents, Along with All of Donald’s Family Except Melania’s Father

0

Barron Trump’s face should be on a milk carton.

He’s been missing for most of 2025. No one’s seen him in the wild since at least last spring.

He seemed to still be AWOL last night at Christmas Eve dinner at Mar-a-Lago.

Donald and Melania sat with Melania’s father alone at a smallish table. In the video below, Melania is chatting with her father and ignoring Donald.

No other Trump children were involved. The grandchildren capable of reading or listening or watching may be aware that their granddad is widely being accused of rape, among other things. One of them must be questioning what’s going on.

As for Barron, the mystery deepens. He isn’t with his parents on Christmas Eve? What’s the excuse? He’s doing crypto trading in the basement?

“Marty Supreme” Opens Wide — Finally — to Respectable $2 Mil In Christmas Eve Previews After Megawatt Marketing Campaign

0

“Marty Supreme” finally arrived last night in wide release.

The Timothee Chalamet movie made $2 million, with $754 per screen at 2,668 theaters.

After an intense marketing campaign, the results are good but not explosive.

Bigger box office should come today and through the weekend.

The total now including limited release numbers from last weekend in New York and Los Angeles is $3.1 millon.

“Marty” was beaten, as expected, just slightly, by action comedy “Anaconda,” which was universally panned by critics.

“Avatar Fire and Ash” took in $10 million on Christmas Eve, bringing it to a total of almost $130 million after one week in theaters.

As for “Marty,” the endless marketing that includes overpriced merchandise and non stop get-your-attention weirdness in videos will turn out to either have been genius or overwhelming, or both.

A lot of the film’s success will depend on how audiences view the movie — which is excellent. A great deal of ticket buyers may be unprepared for the actual film. But they should love it, once adjusted.

Today will be key for movie going in the northeast, also, with weather looking pretty miserable tomorrow and Saturday.

Merry Christmas!

Kennedy Center Latest Embarrassment: Christmas Eve Jazz Concert Cancels After Performers Refuse to Play Post-Name Change

0

It wasn’t bad enough that Tuesday night’s Kennedy Center Honors garnered the lowest TV ratings in the history of the show.

Now it turns out that there was no Christmas Eve jazz show, as planned. The evening was canceled at the last minute as the performers refused to go ahead with it.

Famed jazz musician Chuck Redd backed out of the annual jazz jam last week as soon as he heard about Donald Trump slapping his name on the building. The jazz jam, which was free to the public, had a 20 year history with the Kennedy Center.

Redd told the AP: “When I saw the name change on the Kennedy Center website and then hours later on the building, I chose to cancel our concert.”

Richard Grenell, who’s supposed to be running the complex under Trump, has botched every event there since he took over last February. Ticket sales have plummeted and many artists have canceled shows.

The clincher came this afternoon when ratings for Tuesday night’s show were released. Despite tossing in country music and bizarre inductees who didn’t deserve the honor, Grenell managed to oversee a disaster. No one watched even though there was little competition.

Redd is a drummer and vibraphone player who has toured with everyone from Dizzy Gillespie to Ray Brown.

Next up: Friday afternoon and night, a non union road tour of “Spamalot” will resume performances. So far, it’s a mostly empty house for the matinee and evening shows, with theater patrons staying away in droves. The show’s key song is “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.” But Grenell has been a miserable failure. Now with the name change, no one will set foot in the nation’s key arts institution.

Here’s a look at Redd’s Kennedy Center jazz show from several years ago: