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Hugh Jackman, Darlene Love Celebrate Fantasia “After Midnight” Opening

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Hugh Jackman and wife Deborra Lee Furness, famed pop singer Darlene Love, Mary Louise Parker, and R&B star Freddie Jackson were just a few of the celebs in the star studded audience last night for the opening of “After Midnight.” The jukebox jazz show stars Fantasia Barrino– yes, Fantasia from “American Idol”– in the show that may establish her once and for all as the leading vocalist of her generation. With an incredible cast of dancers and singers including Dule Hill (the star of TV’s Psych) and the amazing Adriane Lenox, “After Midnight” is an authentic, organic pleasure.

There’s no story– it’s just a night at the Cotton Club in the early 1920s, with great costumes and sets, and one performer after another wowing the crowd. The Jazz at Lincoln Center All Stars — organized and directed by Wynton Marsalis– comprise the Big Band, and they are on stage all night as part of the cast. Believe me, the instrumental numbers with just dancers like the incomparable Karine Plantadit and Jared Grimes, which mix ballet and tap, are knockouts. There’s also a not to be missed set up between Julius “iGlide” Chisolm and Virgil “Lil O” Gadson — you’ve got to see these guys mix it up.

But the spotlight is on Fantasia, whose numbers include “Stormy Weather,” “I Can’t Give You Anything But Love,” and a show stopping “Zaz Zuh Zaz.” Fantasia has now matured beyond her “Summertime”-“American Idol”– and hip hop albums of the last couple of years. This is her groove, and I hope she knows it. She is literally channeling and updating Billie Holiday and Dinah Washington. She is so the real thing. There must be a market for this in a world of crass, amusical pop ( you know who I mean). And she’s only going to get better with age.

“After Midnight” should be the go-to show this winter– 90 minutes, and total joy. Fantasia is set to leave in February, but maybe she’ll decide to stay. If not, the producers had better see if they can get Natalie Cole or Gladys Knight. We don’t want this show to go away any time soon!

 

Lady Gaga: YouTube Awards Performance is a Downer, Is She Losing It? (VIdeo)

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You can try too hard sometimes. Maybe that’s what’s happening with Lady Gaga. Her performance of a downer song called “Dope” on the awful You Tube Music Awards tonight was a major FAIL. The LA Times reports several thousand fans clicked off while she was singing–in the dark, looking awful, dressed like a trucker or something, who knows? Gaga’s ARTPop album is out a week from Tuesday. Maybe she’s already bored with it. But selling albums isn’t easy these days. Even Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, and others have sold ok but not astounding numbers. Gaga has good songs on ARTPop. She better not blow it. Play the title track, or “Applause” or something upbeat, my dear. This is not going to work.

Princess Diana Movie DOA, Makes $64K In Opening Weekend

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Princess Diana is really dead, especially at the box office. A new movie called “Diana” starring Naomi Watts bombed this weekend. It made $64,900 in 38 theatres. The distributor, E One, put nothing into it and got nothing out of it. Why anyone made this movie is beyond me. It was all about the great love story between Diana and Dr. Hasnat Khan (played by Naveen Andrews). The director is Oliver Hirschbiegel. He’s almost as unknown as Dr. Khan.

Maybe these people mistook this from The Onion as a real pitch. Anyway, they made it and have to live with the consequences. “Diana” has made $7 million in all the other countries in the world. In some of them they’re probably wondering if Andrews is playing Prince Charles. Naomi Watts is such a good actress. What would have possessed her to agree to this? The screenwriter also wrote the dreadful Johnny Depp movie “The Libertine.” There are also like 14 producers listed on imdb.com

EXCLUSIVE: R. Kelly Needs 10 Naked Girls for His Album “Package”

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R. Kelly, you old dog ! The raunchy R&B star needs 10 naked girls for his new album “package.” (So do I, Mr. Kelly!) Anyway. A casting call has gone out from photographer Randee St. Nicholas. R. Kelly is featured on Lady Gaga’s new album. He also, let’s hope, really has a new album coming out soon. I didn’t even think they had album “packages” anymore with everything being downloaded. But I guess some people will buy the physical CD just to get this layout. I mean, this is quite a life he’s leading.

Here it is, just the way it’s worded:

R KELLY ALBUM PACKAGE
Print
NON-UNION
Pay Rate: $500
Photographer Randee St Nicholas
Shoot/Start Date: 11/6/2013
Location: NYC
THERE IS NUDITY IN THIS PROJECT
This image will be used in R Kelly’s Album package
SEEKING:
[WOMEN] I need 10 beautiful girls who are comfortable with their bodies for a photo shoot where
they will all be topless, in black panties, laying on the floor, with their bodies intertwined with each
other. This will be shot in a very classy fashion. Randee is a female photographer who has worked
with many artists.

Saturday Night Live: Lorne Michaels’ Brilliant Rebuke About Black Comediennes

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Lorne Michaels gave his critics a brilliant rebuke on Saturday Night Live last night. This is all about the lack of black comediennes on the show. Kerry Washington was made to play Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey, and almost Beyonce, all in the cold opening. There was even a joke suggesting that Jay Pharoah, who was playing President Obama, might have to somehow play Jay Z as well. Very cute. The coup de grace was Rev. Al Sharpton, looking natty and thin, taking over and asking “What have we learned from this?” The answer: “Nothing.” Michaels reminded us it’s just a comedy show. Cool it. He’s the smartest guy in TV, as we knew anyway.

Sting Serenades Scorsese At A List Gala in Hollywood with Beatty, Fonda, DiCaprio and More

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Reports from Hollywood this morning are pretty exciting: last night’s LACMA gala honoring Martin Scorsese was about as star-studded as you can get. Everyone from Jane Fonda and Warren Beatty to Leonardo DiCaprio was there in splendid black tie. No less than Sting serenaded the crowd with six songs: “Every Breath You Take,” “Message in a Bottle,” “Desert Rose,” “Fields of Gold” and “Englishman in New York” with Chris Botti on trumpet. Dhani Harrison, son of the late Beatle George Harrison, also performed. His mom, the great Olivia Harrison, was all smiles.

There was a lot of talk about Scorsese and DiCaprio’s “Wolf of Wall Street.” Sources say Scorsese showed producer Irwin Winkler his newest cut on Friday, clocking in at around two hours and 45 minutes. (We’ll take it!)

Some other guests at the knockout affair included Tom Hanks, Jake Gyllenhaal, Zoe Saldana, Kate Hudson, Robert Downey Jr. and his producer wife Susan, Jeremy Renner, Amy Adams and Darren Gallo, Catherine Keener and Salma Hayek.

“Spider Man” Laid to Rest as Julie Taymor’s Stunning “Midsummer Night’s Dream” Opens

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puck arrivesAll I could think during Julie Taymor’s “Midsummer Night’s Dream” premiere in Brooklyn last night was: Shakespeare must be thrilled. He must be running around in heaven making people watch his 400 year old play brought to life in this miraculous way. Taymor had a Saturday night opening which was also the launch of the gorgeous new Theater for a New Audience in the downtown Brooklyn cultural center that includes BAM and the Harvey Theater.

Among the notables in the audience were actor Michael Shannon and actress Dana Ivey. Like everyone else they were simply knocked out by Taymor’s rendition of the Shakespeare comedy brilliantly scored by Elliot Goldenthal (Taymor’s real life partner) with nods to Henry Mancini, David Lynch and New Orleans jazz.

I rarely tell anyone to go to Brooklyn (sorry, Gen Y crowd). But you must run, not walk, and try and get into this 299 seat theater immediately. You won’t be disappointed. This is the kind of thing where people say later, “Oh I saw that in Brooklyn during its first run.”

The cast includes a show stopping career making turn for British overnight sensation Kathryn Turner. Well known in Britain, the slight 58 year old’s Puck is the performance of the theater season including everything on Broadway. She is simply amazing. A sort of Charlie Chaplin meets Marcel Marceau, Hunter (I don’t think she’s five feet tall at all) is the central presence among a huge talented cast. There are many standouts including Max Casella as Bottom, Dave Harewood (of “Homeland” fame to us) as Oberon, Joe Grifasi as Peter Quince, and Zach Appelman as Demetrius, and Roger Clark as Theseus.

“MN’s D” is also brimming with magnificently talented beautiful women including Lilly Englert, Tina Benko, Mandi Masden, Okwui Okpokwasili.

The production is breathtaking– and it’s instructive. Taymor was treated so badly on “Spider Man.” But now you see her as the artist she is. This is what happens when the artist isn’t tortured, but nurtured. With “MN’sD” Taymor was allowed to do what she does best. She is a true visionary. Am I gushing? Yep. In this production there is flying, complicated hydraulics, intricate choreography, lighting, and movement. It works seamlessly ( after a lot of rehearsal, true, and the direction of the famed Neil Mazzella). There is also enormous beauty, and a real aesthetic.

And beating at the center of the production is a heart. It’s an analog show in a digital world. Taymor has basically taken some very large bed sheets, bamboo sticks, a lightbulb, stencils and shadows and made a show. There are stunning visuals in the costumes that come from nothing– she made a bunch of dog masks for the children in the show to wear from cardboard. They’re a hoot. A lion appears (a nod to the Lion King) with a crown made of paint brushes. At least two characters spent time on a hammock. The center of one segment focuses on an overstuffed living room chair covered in grass.

Go, go, go if you can get in. It’s unclear how this production could transfer or where it would go once it ends its run in Brooklyn on January 12, 2014. I just hope someone films it for posterity. Bravo!

 

Box Office: Harrison Ford in Second Flop of Season, “Ender’s Game” Disappoints

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Friday night’s box office numbers aren’t so good for Harrison Ford. When you think that he’s in 7 of the top grossing movies of all time– the first three “Star Wars” features and all four “Indiana Jones” movies–well, yikes. “Ender’s Game” made $9.9 million on Friday, and at most will score $27 mil for the weekend. The budget was $110 mil plus costs– so let’s say the real total was $160 million. Only a tremendous reaction internationally will help.

This was Ford’s second bust of the season. “Ender’s Game” is not nearly as bad though as “Paranoia.” The August release made $7.3 million and was universally panned.

“Last Vegas” opened respectably in third place with $5.5 million. A $15 mil weekend is just fine, and the movie may build from word of mouth. Once audiences get in there, they’re going to like it.

Meanwhile, “12 Years a Slave” upped its theater count to 410 and made $1.265 mil last night. Adults: go see this film tonight. That’s an order!

Miley Cyrus: The Unlikely Musician She Listens to In Bed

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Miley Cyrus: naked, tongue out, doing crazy soft core porno stuff to sell albums. Guess who she listens to in bed? Prince? No. Justin Bieber? Nah. Heavy metal? Nope.

 

Bobby who? For those of you who are Miley Cyrus’s age, Bobby Vee was the teen star of 1959-60, and a major player in the early days of rock and roll. He had lots of hits and was far more popular with the girls than Bieber– and far more talented. He rose to fame after filling in for Buddy Holly the night after Holly, the Big Bopper and Richie Valens died in a plane crash. A very young Bob Dylan toured with him, and has never forgotten it. (See video below.) If Miley is listening to Bobby Vee then really, you know the rest of what she does is a put on. As Bobby Vee sang, “The Night Has a Thousand Eyes.”

Review: Why “Last Vegas” Should Be a Hit for All Ages

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Review: Not every movie is for the Oscars. There’s something to be said for the big studio comedy that works. “Last Vegas” more than fulfills its promise.  Starring industry stalwarts and Academy Award winners all Morgan Freeman, Kevin Kline, Michael Douglas, Robert DeNiro, and Mary Steenburgen Jon Turteltaub’s whimsically directed flick keeps you shamelessly grinning from pretty much beginning to end.

The quippy script by Dan Fogelman and Adam Brooks is clever; full of laughs combined with affecting pathos, and keeps a jaunty and at times silly pace.  Childhood friends from Brooklyn, this rag tag quartet has had their share of ups and downs testing their friendship over the many years but have managed to keep glued together, as tenuous as its been.

The story begins with successful lifelong bachelor and most outwardly polished of the group, Michael Douglas’s Billy finally taking the plunge and getting engaged to a vacuous girl half his age.  He then convinces his buddies–Freeman’s Archie, recovering from a stroke in his New Jersey home, and Kline’s Sam–bored and living in Florida, to meet him in Vegas.  DeNiro’s Paddy is the toughest one to convince, he’s been living a hermetic life in a Brooklyn apartment since the death of his beloved wife.

But since this is a Hollywood movie and the story obviously has to move forward, curmudgeonly Paddy reluctantly agrees to come together once again with his boyhood pals and visit Sin City to celebrate with an old geezer bachelor party.  The trip brings up grudges and grievances, some long buried and some not, heals most, and gives light bulb moments to all four.  The softly sweet,  yet sassy and wise Mary Steenburgen, playing a lounge singer in a 3rd rate hotel, is a true stand out, which says a lot for this fine actress considering the company she’s keeping.

Sparky cameos from Broadway veteran Roger Bart and 50 cent, thrown in with the vagaries of Vegas including transvestites, the ubiquitous Cirque De Soleil performers and more, all happily add to the humor in this truly likable and funny film.

Unlike younger-skewing comedies, “Last Vegas” doesn’t talk down to the audience. The characters all like each other and we like them. Edgy? No. But for once the vulgarities are well placed. And it’s nice to see Morgan Freeman for the first time in a long while.