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Review: “Michael,” Michael Jackson’s Real Life Nephew Wows the Audience with Singing and Dancing But It’s Fact Free and Devoid of Any Depth

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Fans of Michael Jackson are chomping at the bit for a biopic.

This week, they get one with Antoine Fuqua’s “Michael.”

The problem is the die hard fans don’t accept the deceased King of Pop as a human being full of frailties and mistakes. They want an idealized survivor of the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, a misunderstood artistic genius who created himself with no help from anyone else.

Fuqua has made the movie they wanted. “Michael” is fact free and devoid of depth. But it serves a purpose: to reinforce the love and admiration of a one dimensional figure preyed upon by his father, a star who struggled for personal freedom — and to make his own kind of art. If you just want to see Michael’s videos reenacted, “Michael” can be thrilling.

Playing Michael is Jaafar Jackson, Michael’s nephew, the son of his older brother, Jermaine. Jaafar has talked about practicing Michael’s singing and dancing for years to get it right. He gets an A. When it comes to reproducing Uncle Michael, Jaafar is earnest and dedicated. He plays to Michael’s endearing softness, his whispery Marilyn Monroe voice, love of animals, and comfort with children (and toys) without irony. He and Juliano Valdi — a  treasure as young Michael — dance up a storm.

All of that works. But then it doesn’t. “Michael” ideally is supposed to follow the pattern of other successful music biopics, like “Bohemian Rhapsody” and “Rocket Man.” But the main characters in those — Freddie Mercury and Elton John, respectively — were fleshed out. We learned so much about their reactions to their difficult inner lives that they become sympathetic. Also, in those movies, the heroes had tremendous support characters. In “Michael,” that would have been Janet Jackson, but she refused to portrayed. With “Michael,” the main character remains an enigma. Screenwriter John Logan, who’s humanized ciphers like Howard Hughes and even James Bond, has trouble piercing the mystery.

“Michael” plays with facts as if they were alternative. Missing from the 70s is his role in Sidney Lumet’s movie of “The Wiz,” where the famed choreographer Bob Fosse helped him perfect dance moves like moonwalking. “The Wiz” was what gave Michael the idea for a solo career. It would have been a perfect dramatic beat. Also absent are Michael’s influences, like James Brown and Jackie Wilson. As far as the movie is concerned, Michael is sui generis— self-invented.

That part becomes evident when the movie, gets into what fans want to see: the creation of “Thriller” the album and its historic dance videos. Choreographers Bob Giraldi, Jeffrey Daniel, and Michael Peters are absent, as is director Martin Scorsese. Producer Quincy Jones –who gave Michael a world in which to create — gets perfunctory appearances. You’d never know he was a famous producer, composer, and conductor who made any real contribution to Michael’s unique burst of stardom.

The screenplay gives Michael a buddy and protector in Bill Bray, the bodyguard Joseph Jackson assigned to his son. Bray — played by KeiLyn Durrel Jones — is set up as a sympathetic ear for Michael since Joseph is driven (we never learn why) to make his sons stars even if that includes physical abuse. Bill Bray did his best to shield Michael (and in real life his reward years later was being ignored). Colman Domingo conveys Joseph’s sinister side, almost to the point where he plays him as Snidely Whiplash twirling a mustache.

The filmmakers gloss over Michael’s devoted manager Frank DiLeo, who’s unnamed in the film and seen briefly in two scenes (and played by an unknown actor). DiLeo, so key to Jackson’s career, is joined by Mike Myers as head of Columbia/Epic Records, Walter Yetnikoff. They appear in the Epic Records offices without being identified. Myers plays Yetnikoff closer to his  “Coffee Talk” mother-in-law than the peripatetic record executive.

As far as DiLeo goes, the movie simply erases his importance to Michael in the 1980s. It was Frank — who I knew well — who masterminded the “Off the Wall”-“Thriller”-“Bad” trilogy of smashes. But the movie is comfortable giving all credit to Michael’s lawyer, John Branca, played by Miles Teller, who Jackson met around 1980 and has run his estate since he died in 2009. Much as Branca made good deals for Michael over the years, it’s amusing to see him as the singer’s confidante and conscience. (DiLeo also wrote most of Michael’s book, “Moonwalk,” edited by Jacqueline Onassis. But that’s another story.)

On a side note, there’s nothing about Jackson recording three duets with Paul McCartney, scooping up the Beatles catalog behind his back, or the purchase of Neverland.

And what about the Jackson 5? The actors who play them have almost no lines. They linger in the background as silent cheerleaders, grateful to be sidelined. Did they resent Michael’s success? (Yes.) Without him, they couldn’t earn a living. Joseph Jackson understood that. We get a little bit about the father continually attempting to lure Michael back into the fold, but it’s all surface. In real life, the father and brothers got more and more desperate as Michael’s career soared. That alone would have informed some drama.

The movie suffers from having no third act. In Fuqua and Logan’s original version, which was shot, Michael faces the scandal of being accused of molesting Jordan Chandler, paying his family off. The point was to show some kind of exoneration. But it turned out the Chandler agreement prohibited that story from ever being told in a film. So a new, unsatisfying ending was cobbled together. But I would have ended the movie by fast forwarding to the brothers reuniting at Michael’s 30th anniversary concert in 2001, relieved to finally be included in his adult success.

The filmmakers keep stoking the idea of a sequel, but that’s not a good idea. This movie ends in 1988, when Michael is on a high with the “Bad” album, which was followed by a tour. But shortly thereafter, in real life, Jackson’s story became very dark. He went from being an adult playing with toys in his room to having sleepovers with children. There are more accusations, hidden settlements, and two strange marriages that ended in divorce – and children. There was also a lot of eccentric behavior and inability to cope with suspicions about his life.

A sequel would open a Pandora’s box. Because even if Michael is innocent of every charge, there’s no way to present everything that happened without including legit factual information. The public discourse would overshadow any of Michael’s musical achievements. For example, The Estate would not allow the details that to be re-created, like Michael dangling a baby out a window. The Jackson family would be better off producing a documentary mini series that makes a case for Michael has a hounded innocent. (There are already two or three unauthorized documentaries playing in England. I’m actually in one, briefly.) But there’s nothing entertaining about what really happened after “Michael” ends.

Bottom line: “Michael” is a fanzine. If you take it at face value, you’ll leave the theater humming — and twirling.

“Devil Wears Prada 2” Premiere Brings Social Influencers with Great Handles Like Utica Queen and Snitchery, Plus Of Course the Cast

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I didn’t go to the “Devil Wears Prada 2” circus sideshow of a premiere at Lincoln Center last night. I went to see Bruce Springsteen deliver a transcendent show at the Prudential Center in Newark. Even those fans who count hundreds of Springsteen shows on their resumes were blown away. More on that in my next story.

But back at Lincoln Center, all Disney was missing on the red carpet was the actor who played Grandma the Clown at the Big Apple Circus (which plays a few yards away). The photos of guests resemble a high end Halloween celebration. (It did look like massive fun.)

Yes, there was Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci all dressed very nicely. Lady Gaga stole the show, appearing because she has a few songs in the movie. There were supporting players like Heidi Klum, actor Justin Theroux and his wife (who just had a baby a couple of days ago), actor Cole Sprouse and his wife Barbara, who reportedly just fought off an intruder in their Hollywood home.

Grace Gummer came to support Meryl, her mother, with husband Mark Ronson, looking very elegant. Model Coca Rocha arrived dressed as Glenn Close as Cruella DeVille from “101 Dalmatians.” The great young singer Laufey was there, for no particular reason. It’s as if the event planners walked through Soho handing out flyers to find whoever was in town.

But as I expected, the red carpet was given to social media influencers. They are already posting their rave reviews of the movie. They included Utica Queen (born Ethan David Mundt), Eleanor Barnes aka “Snitchery,” and Taylen Biggs (she’s a 12 year old media personality), not to mention “socialite” Ezra J. William (Brooke Astor is turning in her grave), “internet personality” Kennedy Walsh, and so on.

Indeed, there were so many influencers that there are an astounding 1,151 pictures on WireImage.com, totaling 20 pages — a new high for movie premieres. The problem is, half of the photos are of models, designers, and the social media people, almost none of which could be identified by — forget the general public — people eating at Balthazar.

Who was not in attendance? Journalists who were let inside to watch David Frankel’s sequel to his 2006 comedy. Guests were asked to stay mum, except to say they loved it. There will be no actual reviews until next Wednesday.

All you need to know is that Twitter account @Weter D gave “The Devil Wears Prada 2” four-and-a-half stars on Letterboxd, where subscribers self publish reviews. Another reviewer there, called Beck, wrote a succinct review: “this is just the fashion version of whiplash.” Clownhead said: “incredible how emily blunt plays a character called emily whose main characteristic is “blunt.” one of many visionary elements in this seminal Masterpiece.”

See you at the movies!

Pictured, from WireImage: Utica Queen, who deserves a costume Oscar, followed by Taylen Biggs, and then Snitchery. The new Siskel and Ebert, and Pauline Kael.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – APRIL 20: Taylen Biggs attends the world premiere of The Devil Wears Prada 2 at Lincoln Center in New York, New York on April 20, 2026. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for 20th Century Studios )
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – APRIL 20: Eleanor Barnes aka Snitchery attend “The Devil Wears Prada 2” New York Premiere on April 20, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

Cannes: Exclusives Rumors! Demi Moore as Juror Number 2, Julianne Moore Getting An Award, Jacob Elordi Could Be Rockin’ the Croisette!

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Here’s what I’m hearing about Cannes. If none of this pans out, don’t blame me! My French is very rusty!

There’s talk that Demi Moore will be the American on the jury. The star of “The Substance” is wanted by Park Chan-wook, who’s heading the main competition jury. It’s a great idea and I hope it works out. Demi is a sharp cookie…

The word is that Julianne Moore will celebrated by Kering with its Women in Motion Award this year. Nicole Kidman was the honoree last year. The Kering Award has been going on since 2015, and its a big deal. The only thing I don’t like is that the Red Sea Festival, which is part of the Saudi royal family, is a co-sponsor. Can’t they get a nice croissant company?

Finally, Oscar nominee Jacob Elordi may heading to the Croisette as well. Will he be on a jury? Give a masterclass in buying clothes for very tall men? Unclear. But he and both Moores will be most welcome as there are few American films and movie stars heading to the south of France.

Again, if this all falls flat as a bad souffle, all we can say is Sacre bleu!

Cher Has an Heir: Discovers Unexpected Granddaughter Related to Julie Andrews and Blake Edwards: Says “I Got You, Babe!”

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Cher can now sing “I got you, babe” to Julie Andrews.

Turns out from reports today that Cher’s son, the troubled Elijah Allman, knocked up Julie’s granddaughter several years ago.

The result is Ever Edwards, who’s 15. Her mother, Kayti, is the daughter of Jennifer Edwards, who had Kayti when she was just 19 years old. Kayti, years later, had a one night stand with Elijah, who didn’t want to be a full time father. Kayti went on to have a family with a man who raised Ever as his own child. Got that?

Jennifer’s father was the late great movie director, Blake Edwards, whose many hit movies included “The Pink Panther” and “10.” Julie would be the step-grandmother. Somehow, Inspector Clouseau was involved.

It seems like the Edwards-Andrews side knew this story all this time and didn’t let Cher in on the secret. So much for Mary Poppins!

Poor Elijah, who’s a mess from drugs and constantly getting into trouble, knew the whole time, too, but never really told his mom. According to reports, Cher found out almost a year ago. She’s thrilled to have a granddaughter, and has already had her over to her mansion. I know this rhymes, but Cher has an heir!

As for Ever, she carries the genes of two famous rock stars — Cher and Greg Allman — as well a hugely successful director in Blake. Plus, she’s Julie Andrews-adjacent. Not bad!

Not only that: soon she’ll be 16 going on 17!

No word yet on Sister Maria’s take on all this.

250 Journalists Sign Letter to White House Correspondents Association About Trump, But Almost None Actively Working

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Two hundred fifty journalists signed a letter today to the White House Correspondents Association.

They urged the group to take a hard line against Donald Trump when he attends their annual dinner this Saturday night.

The group provided a list — see below — of their justified grievances to how the Trump Administration has regarded the press. You know, Trump has no respect at all for the press, or anyone except dictators.

A nice group signed the letter, but most of them are not star names. Almost none are working at a network or big media now. Dan Rather, Sam Donaldson, Ann Curry, Lynn Sherr, and Bob Dotson signed. So did a couple of bylines like Jackie Judd and Claire Atkinson, who are working now.

By and large, though, really strong names either passed or weren’t asked. No one from CBS, that’s for sure. They’re having a party for Trump and co Thursday night, a complete violation of journalistic ethics. Bari Weiss is making a name for herself.

Disney Spending Millions on “Prada” Lincoln Center Premiere Designed for Influencers to Spread Word Before Critics Review

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There’s a very big tent set up on the plaza at Lincoln Center. Like, the biggest ever.

That’s where Disney will launch “The Devil Wears Prada 2” tonight.

The studio is spending millions, treating this release as if it were a Marvel movie, and Meryl Steep was playing Iron Man.

They’re actually ponying up for a livestream of the red carpet on Disney Plus, which you know will include insipid announcers asking, What are you wearing?

One reason for all this fanfare: Disney has no other movie for adults right now. And they see potential in the sequel to the 20 year old comedy.

Tonight’s guest list will include the cast — Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci. There will surely be other celebrities drawn from the fashion world. Among those attending is Anna Wintour of Vogue magazine, previously the butt of the original movie’s joke. Now she’s in on the joke, promoting the film.

No reviewers have seen “The Devil Wears Prada 2,” which has been done intentionally. Critics won’t see the movie until a week from today, and even then reviews are embargoed until the last minute — next Wednesday, 36 hours before “previews.”

Who will be there tonight are social media influencers. The studio pays agencies to find them people with large followings on TikTok, Instagram, and so on whom they can treat like A listers. More and more influencers are turning up on red carpets and in the pictures taken on red carpets. You’ve never heard of them, but the studios know them.

There’s a plan afoot here. Tonight, the “social media embargo” is lifted for “Prada 2.” This means that Twitter and every platform will be flooded with breathless takes on the movie from those very same bloggers and posters. Many will exclaim that the movie is “the GOAT,” the best comedy they’ve ever seen, etc. There will be a lot of talk about the costumes, and fashion, but not a lot about the actual film.

The social media attack will mitigate any middling reviews the film will get next Wednesday. Even if the Rotten Tomatoes score is — let’s say — a moderate 79%, the fix will already be in. The studio will have plenty of enthusiastic quotes for ads. The idea is it won’t matter what film critics have to say about “Prada 2.” The foundation will have bene laid for success. Already the social influencers are predicting a “$90 million first weekend” for the film. A “Prada 3” seems inevitable.

Already in fact you can type the words “devil wears prada” into Instagram to find gushing posts from influencers. They’re literally doing the leg work of publicists. And this isn’t just for this movie. It’s now for everything.

Disney, by the way, is sponsoring all kinds of “private screenings” around the country at the end of the week. They also held competitions for fans to bid on tickets to tonight’s premiere. Between the contest winners and the influencers, the red carpet sounds like it will be a you-know-what.

Me, I’m going to see Bruce Springsteen in Newark. No one will be asking me what I’m wearing, trust me.

Famed Producer Frank Marshall Says ESPN Rights Demands Postpone Airing of “Rachel, Breathe” Doc About Amazing Boston Marathoner

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Tonight’s airing of the documentary about Boston Marathoner Rachel Foster on ESPN didn’t happen.

The replay won’t happen tomorrow after the Marathon, either.

Famed producer Frank Marshall — who also directed the film — wrote on Twitter this evening:

“I’m sad to report that RACHEL, BREATHE, will not premiere on ESPN2 today. After several days of negotiations that should have been very simple and were not about money, but rights, the ESPN lawyers stopped talking to us an hour before broadcast and said, “sign it now or we are pulling the show”. I’m extremely disappointed for Rachel and John and entire team that spent 2 years making this film about hope, love and friendship. We remain genuinely excited for the day this documentary reaches the world, it is simply not tonight. And just like Rachel, we remain resilient and the moment I know where and when the premiere is, you will hear from me. And thanks to Dick’s Sporting Goods for fighting the fight.”

What a shame. Joanna Forscher’s documentary follows the challenges of Rachel Foster, who finished the 2023 Boston Marathon after waking up from a four month coma. The film follows her path to training and finishing the 2025 Marathon. It was supposed to be shown tonight, and then tomorrow following the Marathon.

Producers include Marshall — one of the great producers in Hollywood, as well as a top producing team.

ESPN is notably greedy and difficult to work with. They’re currently also in a dispute with MLB Network for Major League Baseball. For them to deny this broadcast is pretty small on their part.

Bruce Springsteen, Stevie van Zandt Salute The Doors with Stunning “Light My Fire” At Annual Awards Show in Asbury Park

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Bruce Springsteen, Stevie van Zandt and their whole gang — the E Street Band, the Disciples of Soul — put on quite a show Saturday night in Asbury Park.

The occasion was the annual American Music Honors at the Springsteen’s Center for American Music at Monmouth University. Among the honorees were The Doors, and the E Street Band. The Doors’ John Densmore was a special guest. Other honorees were Dionne Warwick, Patti Smith, and Dr. Dre. There was also a special tribute to The Band.

This is what these people do during a few days “break” between arena shows. The energy remains as high as ever. Monday night they’re at the Prudential Center in Newark before a raft of shows in the NY area. Rust never sleeps!

What I love about this is that it’s “Light My Fire,” but E Street Band style. Gotta love it! Many videos below:

Box Office: “The Drama” Lost 500 Theaters After Two Weeks, Other A24 Fare Has Failed To Gain Traction, from “Pillion” to “How to Make a Killing”

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The days of everything, everywhere all at once are over.

A24, which has delivered some great movies over the years, is struggling.

Right now their big release is “The Drama.” The Robert Pattinson-Zendaya dram-com lost 500 theaters on Friday, down to a still healthy 2,629.

But interest has ebbed in “The Drama,” which was sold as a romcom but turns out to be sludge. Weeks three and four will see more theaters gone, and then off they go to streaming.

The company’s new release, “Mother Mary,” is on the precipice of failure. Critics rated it at 71%, there aren’t enough audience reactions to get a score. Anne Hathaway is lucky she has “Devil Wears Prada 2” coming soon. “Mary” is not her golden ticket.

A24 similarly has had challenges with “Pillion,” “How to Make a Killing,” “The Moment,” “The Materialists,” and “Marc by Sofia.” Forget about mass appeal, these films don’t have the limited kind. Let’s not get started about “Eddington.” Or the Dwayne Johnson wrestling movie.

Most of these movies share one thing: they’re downers. They end badly. They’re not edgy in a “good way,” like “Sex, Lies and Videotape.” They’re just uncomfortable-making and pointless. The only thing that’s really worked recently was “Marty Supreme,” built largely on the marketing (we all know how that went) and that the ending was hopeful.

The next chance for A24 is “The Invite,” directed by Olivia Wilde and starring Wilde, Seth Rogen, Penélope Cruz, and Edward Norton. This is Wilde’s second chance after the dreadful “Don’t Worry Darling.” So far there’s good buzz for this comedy, which could be a breath of fresh air. And maybe there will be $250 jackets!

One thing about the A24 movies: they never seem shaped in the process of filmmaking. There’s no connective tissue among the films. It feels like all the directors get final cut, without any consideration for the audience.

Madonna Massive Comeback: Debuts New Song at Coachella with Sabrina Carpenter, Hits Number 1 on iTunes with “I Feel So Free” (Video)

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NOW: Madonna hit number 1 this morning on iTunes with “I Feel So Free,” the Giorgio Moroder -like dance track she dropped earlier this week.

EARLIER: Madonna made a not so surprise appearance last night at Coachella.

She shared the 20th anniversary of her own Coachella show in 2006 performing a medley of her hits like “Like a Prayer” and “Vogue” with the night’s star act, Sabrina Carpenter.

The pair then premiered their duet from Madonna’s new album, “Confessions on a Dance Floor 2.”

The song is called “Bring Your Love,” and it feels like Madonna may have her first real hit in two decades. She and Sabrina are like a Before and After picture, and that’s not bad.

Madonna is doing everything right so far with this release. Stay tuned…

First video is fan made, but the recording is excellent. Maybe too good. Second video actually from the show.

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