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Damar Hamlin Posts First Picture From Hospital One Week After On Field Heart Attack

"GAMETIME @buffalobills LFG!!!!!!" That's the word from Damar Hamlin, looking pretty good and sitting upright as his team, the...

Soccer Journalist Grant Wahl Was Not Murdered in Qatar, Wife Says Died from Aneurysm

Soccer journalist Grant Wahl's wife, Celine Gounder, has just announced her husband's cause of death in Qatar. It was not murder. In...

Kanye West is Back on Twitter, Supporting NBA Player Kyrie Irving in His Own Antisemitism Scandal

Elon Musk must be so proud. Kanye West is back on Twitter as of early this morning. He Tweeted out a picture of the...

Kanye West’s Most Loyal Supporter, Former NFL Receiver Antonio Brown, Ordered to Pay $1.2 Million in Assault Case

Kanye West's most ardent supporter -- and most clueless -- former NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown. According to reports,...

UPDATE Adidas Ends Partnership with Kanye West Finally After Waiting Too Long

In a press statement just now, Adidas has announced the end of its partnership with Kanye West. The...

Super Bowl Will Feature Ads Promoting, Rebranding Jesus from $1 Billion Mid West Christian Foundation

The NFL is selling out to Jesus. According to reports, a $1 billion Christian foundation called Signatry is spending...

Aaron Judge Hits 62nd Home Run, Surpasses Roger Maris: Long National Nightmare is Over

Our long national nightmare is over. Aaron Judge hit his 62nd home run tonight, surpassing Roger Maris. It's been 61 years since...

Serena Williams Elegantly Passionately Wins Round 2 of Her Final US Open Campaign

Serena Williams? GOAT? Yes, indeed. Serena won her second round of her US Open campaign tonight in three sets. She just took it. She made...

Monica Lewinsky Gives Witty Answer to Twitter Question Same Night Bill Clinton’s on TV at US Open

If nothing else, Monica Lewinsky has good comic timing. On Twitter she read a random question from a pedestrian account called @AMythicWitch. The question was...

Vanity Fair Eschews Hollywood for Fall Issue, Oddly Puts Race Car Driver on the Cover

I don't understand a word of Vanity Fair anymore, and from the looks of their circulation, no one else...