Monday, April 20, 2026
Home Blog Page 3

NBC Finally Puts “Law & Order: Organized Crime” Out of Its Misery After Five Low Rated, Turbulent Seasons

0

What was evident a long time has come to pass: “Law & Order: Organized Crime” is over.

Five seasons. Five showrunners. And no one knew what this “Law & Order” spin was about.

Chris Meloni played Elliot Stabler from “SVU.” Except now he was involved with chasing down various kinds of Mafia. The whole first season concerned one mobster named Sinatra, played by Dylan McDermott. The whole story was so convoluted and unpleasant that eventually McDermott was moved to another Dick Wolf show, “FBI,” on CBS.

The other storyline was Stabler being unable to express his love for Mariska Hargitay’s Olivia Benson. The romance was written for two year olds. The whole arc was the two of them staring at each other like kids in junior high school.

When one new producer after another didn’t have a clue about the show, they brought in Stabler’s family including the Oscar winning actress Ellen Burstyn as his mother. At that point, “Organized Crime” became a violent soap opera.

In the end, NBC moved “OG” to Peacock to fulfill its series order.

It’s too bad. Dick Wolf is usually more savvy. But his first showrunner, Ilene Chaiken, didn’t even plan the first season until the last minute. I reported at the time that she hadn’t even submitted an outline or scripts. Things just deteriorated after that.

I do think Meloni and everyone else knew it was dead and not coming back then. Meloni has moved on, to an HBO show. There’s been no mention of Stabler on “SVU” in a long time. Will the Benson-Stabler romance ever be consummated? Perhaps, in a nursing home. After all, this has been going on for 25 years.

Lana Del Rey Releases Her Rejected James Bond Theme Song, “First Light” from Video Game of Same Name

0

Lana Del Rey releases her rejected James Bond theme song/

The song, “First Light,” is taken from the upcoming James Bond game “007 First Light.”

Could this have been the theme to a Bond movie? Probably. But it’s here now, and we’ll enjoy it.

Will the Devil Open Prada? “Confusion” as Disney Lays off Media, PR, Marketing in Advance of Largest Premiere Ever

0

Yesterday, Disney laid off 1,000 people.

Many of them came from PR, marketing, and media.

It’s curious timing since insiders tell me Monday’s premiere of “The Devil Wears Prada 2” could be its biggest ever.

Set for Lincoln Center as the capping achievement of a worldwide blitz, “Prada 2” stars Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, EMily Blunt and Stanley Tucci — among others.

The first movie was a vicious satire about Vogue editor in chief Anna Wintour. But this one has Wintour in on the joke, promoting the movie, put herself and Streep on the cover of Vogue. They’re all pretending the first one wasn’t about Wintour at all. It’s hilarious.

“Prada 2” has not yet screened for press. Disney is keeping press out of the premiere — just the red carpet, no one inside. The actual press screenings are set for April 27th, a minute before the film opens around the world. I don’t know if that’s a good sign or a bad one.

Are they cameos by stars and fashionistas? Undoubtedly. Someone I talked thought that Saoirse Ronan was in the movie. Hey, could be anybody at this point!

But the premiere itself — which will include a livestream from the red carpet — is in some disarray now that the layoffs have kicked in. “There’s a lot of confusion,” I’m told.

Look for little legit press, but lots of paid-for influencers flown in from everywhere walking that red carpet. It’s a new world, kids. Disney is hoping for Tik Tok-ers and Instagram-ers to provide massive hype before reality sets in.

As for yours truly, I’ll be at Bruce Springsteen’s show in Newark that night.

The 20th is busy even in LA — the Michael Jackson movie opens out there. Reviews of “Michael” will be published the next day.

PS Wintour has her hands full at Conde Nast. Announced today the editor in chief of Glamour is out, Self Magazine is closing after 47 years. Other parts of the company are being phased out.

Alicia Keys Will Close Tribeca 25 with Doc, Show Plus Hot Films Featuring Quentin Tarantino, Kate Holmes, Paul Rudd, Sean Lennon, More

0

The Tribeca (Film) Festival is super sized for its 25th anniversary.

Besides opening night at the Beacon with Earth Wind & Fire, Alicia Keys will close the festival with a doc about her Broadway show, “Hell’s Kitchen.” She will also perform. Plus, Peter Frampton will come alive with a documentary and performance himself.

Highlights include performances by Katie Holmes, who writes, directs, and stars in Happy Hours with Joshua Jackson; Alicia Vikander and Wagner Moura in The Last Day; Paul Rudd and Jeremy Sisto in Rain Reign; Vera Farmiga, Tim Blake Nelson, Jim Parsons, and Simon Rex in The Leader; Zach Braff in Clean Hands; Alison Brie, André Holland, Tom Sturridge, and Dustin Hoffman in The Revisionist; André Holland also stars alongside Wendell Pierce and Samira Wiley in They Fight; Marc Maron in In Memoriam; Susan Sarandon and Aubrey Plaza in The Accompanist; and Sofia Boutella, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Lizzy McAlpine, Simon Pegg, and Quentin Tarantino in Only What We Carry.

Documentaries include one by Sean Ono Lennon about a design collective.

In features, Edward Burns is back with “Finnegan’s Fortune,” with Brian D’Arcy James.

It seems like Jane Rosenthal and Robert De Niro have pulled together the best Tribeca Fest yet. I remember how it all started, with them commanding buses and driving around Little Italy and Chinatown to revive downtown New York after 9-11. What a success it’s been!

Read up at www.tribecafilm.com. Passes are on sale now, and individual tickets go on sale April 28th.

Comedian Tony Hinchcliffe — Who Called Puerto Rico “A Floating Island of Garbage” At Trump Rally — Coming to Kennedy Center

0

The Kennedy Center under Trump has finally found someone who doesn’t mind performing there.

That would be Tony Hinchcliffe, a right wing Trump supporting comedian labeled “racist” and deeply offensive for past remarks.

Hinchcliffe is infamous for making rude remarks about Puerto Ricans, Asians, and so on.

At a 2024 Trump rally, it was Hinchcliffe who called Puerto Rico “a floating island of garbage.” He joked that “these Latinos, they love making babies, they do. There’s no pulling out. They don’t do that, they come inside, just like they do to our country.”

On another occasion, Hinchcliffe called an Asian American comedian “filthy little fucking chink.” He’s appeared frequently on Joe Rogan’s podcast.

Hinchcliffe has made jokes about Blacks carving watermelons, as well as racist jokes about Palestinians and Jews.

The date for this ill-advised event is May 2nd. But who else can the renamed “Trump” Kennedy Center book at this point? All normal and respected performers have canceled since Trump took over in 2025. Sales are so low that the theater complex will shut down on July 7th for two years and remodeled like a casino.

CBS Owner David Ellison Throwing a Party for His “Boss,” Donald Trump, Before the White House Correspondents Dinner

0

David Ellison is determined to kill CBS News.

He had already invited Trump stooges Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller to sit with him at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

Now Ellison is throwing a party to celebrate the Trump Administration two days before the dinner.

Trump is sort of Ellison’s “boss,” as the son of Oracle billionaire Larry Ellison and dad are in business with Trump. Their goal is to make CBS News a lite version of Fox News.

So far, that’s not working. Ratings for their crappy version of CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil are in the toilet. Soon Tony will be gone, and unemployable by anyone except NewsNation or NewsMax.

For a news network to give a party for a sitting president, particularly Trump, is outrageous. There are so many conflicts of interest it’s ridiculous. But the new CBS News, which is headed by Ellison henchwoman Bari Weiss, doesn’t care about that.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall at that dinner. Who of the CBS News crew would show up for this thing? Just Dokoupil. LOL. I can’t imagine Gayle King mixing with this crowd, but you never know.

“White Lotus” Season 4 Heads to South of France and Cannes Film Festival to Film at the Famed Hotel Martinez

0

We can sort of see the plot of “The White Lotus” Season 4. They’re headed to the Cannes Film Festival.

HBO says filming has begun in St. Tropez. But they’ve also made a deal with the Hotel Martinez, a hot spot for celebrities on the Croisette during the festival.

Filming has just begun, but the Cannes fest begins in three weeks. “White Lotus” will take advantage of the frenzy, the crowds — they line up in front of the Martinez waiting to see celebs — and the whole milieu.

There aren’t that many American stars this year at Cannes. But luckily, the Mike White produced series is bringing a load of their own including Helena Bonham Carter, Vincent Cassel, Steve Coogan, Sandra Bernhard, Heather Graham, Kumail Nanjani, and many more.

Is it possible some of these actors will play fictional stars at Cannes? Could be. Especially Cassel and Bonham Carter. Should be interesting! Anyone going to Cannes should check out “White Lotus” cameras on the red carpets!

RIP Christine Ruiz Picasso, 97, Daughter-in-law of Pablo, Peacemaker in a Famous Family, Philanthropist, Museum Builder

0

Last Monday I got the call from my great friend, Martha Rose Shulman, the cookbook author, that Christine Ruiz Picasso had died at age 97.

Martha introduced me to Christine in the spring of 1986 when they came from France for the 25th anniversary of the Pace Gallery. The Gallery was also showing Picasso’s notebooks for the first time, and I was involved in their publication as a book called “Je Suis Le Cahier: The Notebooks of Picasso,” which Harry Evans guided at the Atlantic Monthly Press. I was the publicist.

Christine was the widow of Picasso’s eldest son, Paulo, who died two years after his father in 1975. Christine and Paulo had a son, Bernard, a couple of years younger than me. She had never been to New York (she was about 58 then), but Martha promised her that for two weeks we would be her guides.

It was one of those significant moments in a life. I was 29, and immersed in Picasso. I was already working with Picasso’s daughter and son, Paloma and Claude, but Christine was their favorite relative.

I could see why when I met her: she was grounded and spiritual, with dancing eyes and softly graying hair. She had enormous style and was avidly interested in meeting everyone, and seeing New York. Having been through constant battles with her husband, father-in-law, and the family, Christine was free finally to live her life. In 1981 she’d moved to Provence, bought a 17th century farmhouse, and built a one bedroom main house for herself. As she said, the guests could stay in the “mas.” She was done taking care of people.

The property — sitting high on a hill in the Luberon — was called Terre de Cavalier, and we all visited it many, many times over the years. Christine was a gourmet cook, and she loved to talk — albeit in French, a language I didn’t know. But with Martha and others translating over many summers, we got to hear the full story of Picasso, his art, his family, and his women. It was an incredible ongoing tutorial, delivered by a witness to history.

Christine, as Paolo’s widow, inherited a huge collection of Picassos — more than I can describe here. So did her son, Bernard. Over the years, they created the thriving Picasso museum in Malaga, Spain, Picasso’s birthplace, donating at least 285 pieces. Many of the artworks I knew, as if they were old friends, from the Paris apartment and the Provence farm. I’d slept in bedrooms with them, sat under them for breakfast. The museum so changed Malaga that when we all went to the opening and walked through town, Christine was greeted as a queen. She curtsied, and accepted the role with humility and grace.

The Picasso family was always publicly contentious, with lawsuits over everything. There was a lot of drama: grand suicides, selling of art behind backs, squabbles over endorsements, and so on. The one peacemaker was Christine. She lived for a long time in St. Germain, off the Rue du Vieux Colombier, in a very grand old fashioned floor through apartment. I recall one time when Paloma, who’d stayed close to Christine even after her own father wouldn’t see her, visited for tea. When she saw Christine’s trademark red couches, she almost cried. This was a woman and a place she loved.

At different times, Christine’s mother had lived with her, and of course, Paulo, who took another place in the building with his mistress when he was dying. This was very French. But after all these soap operas calmed down, Christine used Cavalier as a retreat for poets, musicians, scientists and artists. She’d finally found peace. I was so lucky to have been included in this new world.

The Picasso story wasn’t Christine’s only saga. She had a surprising backstory, which I learned right away. She’d grown up without a father. At the end of World War II, her mother informed her that her biological father — whom she’d known nothing about — was a member of the Lazard banking family dynasty. She told her that Lazard, who was Jewish, had died en route to a concentration camp. Not even his immense wealth had saved him from the Nazis.

This was a shock, to learn that a father she never knew was gone. How did this happen? Sixteen year earlier, Christine’s mother had been Robert Lazard’s nurse (he was considerably older). It’s like a story from a grand historical novel. When reparations were made, Christine’s half-brother graciously gave them to her and her mother. They bought a small hotel in the 6th arrondissement, which is where Paulo found her after she met father and son on the beach in the South of France.

This whole story was kind of a continuous oral history lodged in my head. Christine’s explanation of events, her observations, and surmises about what happened in that family were told with drama and humor and overall, exasperation. Who will tell your story, they sing in Hamilton? It was Christine who told the Picasso story, from a perspective few could imagine.

One time, we all visited Vauvenargues, the castle Picasso owned near Aix-en-Provence, and where he was buried with his second wife, Jacqueline. We took a tour, and as we wound our way through what is now public two months every summer, Christine began muttering under her breath in French. She was correcting this poor American girl who’s memorized the material. Finally Christine couldn’t stand it any more and spoke up, saying ‘No, you’re wrong’ to the guide. Everyone in our little group was startled. Who is this woman, they demanded to know?

A Picasso, I said. A real Picasso. They nearly fainted.

How did forty years go by so quickly? It’s a shock. For so long, Christine was the center of a universe in a magical place so far from our world. She was very much in the present and so tied to a famous past that almost no one had access to anymore. Not only did she outlive Pablo and Paulo, but also Picasso’s son, Claude, and his mother, Francoise Gilot, as well as Picasso’s other daughter, Maya. One by one, the people who’d battled with and over the greatest artist of the 20th century, had disappeared into the mist. But we still had Christine, who’d survived it all. She was our shining oracle, and will never be forgotten.

Billy Crystal Coming to Broadway This Fall in One Man Show After Making Historic Appearance Tonight on Stephen Colbert

0

Big night for Billy Crystal.

The beloved actor-comic-director-etc made a historic appearance on Stephen Colbert’s Late Show from the Ed Sullivan Theater. Billy got his start there decades ago. Colbert is about to go off the air and CBS will be turning the theater into a Sephora, or bowling alley. SCROLL DOWN TO BOTTOM.

Billy also announced a one man Broadway show this fall called “860.” Tickets probably sold out ten minutes ago. Welcome back, Billy! If CBS were smart, they’d have him do the show from the Ed Sullivan. But of course, they’re not.

from the press release:

ony and Emmy Award-winner Billy Crystal will return to Broadway this fall in a new one-man show, 860,written and performed by Mr. Crystal and directed by Olivier Award-winner Scott Ellis. The production will play a strictly limited 12-week engagement at a Shubert Theater to be announced, beginning previews this October. Ticket buyers can sign up for priority ticketing announcements and updates at BillyCrystal860.com.

860 will be produced by Janice Crystal, James L. Nederlander, Larry Magid, and Face Productions. Additional production and creative team members will be announced in the coming weeks.

“I am thrilled to return to Broadway this fall with this challenging new show,” said Billy Crystal. “860 was the address of the home we lost in the Palisades fires. We lived there for 46 years. I invite you to come inside 860 and I’ll tell you all the funny and touching things that happened there, not only in my career but to our family.  It’s a joyous and heartfelt visit, about how with the love of family and friends and your inner strength, you can get through tough times.  I look forward to returning to Broadway and welcoming audiences to 860.”

View on Threads

Kanye West Postpones Show in Marseilles, France Rather Than Be Banned from the Country Entirely, Wants to Make “Amends”

0

Kanye West just posted: “After much thought and consideration, it is my sole decision to postpone my show in Marseille, France until further notice.”

Well, the country of France was on the verge of banning him entirely, just like the UK and Australia.

Kanye was set to perform in Marseilles on June 11th. He’s booked a bunch of shows this summer across Europe in Italy, Portugal, the Netherlands, Spain, Turkey, and India. Those countries would be wise to follow suit.

Somehow Kanye managed to slip two shows into Los Angeles before sponsors and others in the community realized what was going on. A man who a year ago was singing “Heil Hitler” and selling Nazi t shirts shouldn’t be welcome anywhere.

This became apparent when London’s Wireless Festival booked the rapper for three nights in July. Sponsor Pepsi quickly canceled, with other sponsors following. The Festival was cancelled because owner Melvin Brenn was too interested in making money than having integrity of any kind.

West added as a PS to his first Tweet: “I know it takes time to understand the sincerity of my commitment to make amends I take full responsibility for what’s mine but I don’t want to put my fans in the middle of it My fans are everything to me Looking forward to the next shows See you at the top of the globe.”

Sorry, Kanye. Amends is not the issue.