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Conde Nast Chief Admits Vogue, Vanity Fair Search Numbers are Kaput, Says Google AI Summaries Are a “Death Blow”

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The disaster of websites facing a steep decline in internet traffic has reached a crescendo.

In the Financial Times, Conde Nast publisher Roger Lynch waves the white flag with Google, which has ravaged the search function by introducing AI summaries.

Lynch calls what’s happened “another sort of death blow.”

“We assume very dramatic continued declines in search traffic, to the point where in a couple of years it’s just not a meaningful driver of our traffic,” Lynch said.

He doesn’t explain where he’s getting traffic from because every month is more challenging than the last.

Admitting the death of internet traffic is probably the beginning of something good. Lynch does say Conde Nast is doing better than ever. But no one really knows because company is private and doesn’t report numbers.

Still, you can tell from looking at the available numbers on Semrush.com. Vanityfair.com dropped precipitously over December and January. Visits to the site were down a staggering 33%. Was the content suddenly so poor? Or was it that Google screws with algorithm every month, sometimes twice a month, with notice or regulation? They call these changes Core Updates, but what they are is punitive measures that eat into revenue arbitrarily.

Even Vogue.com is suffering, and they’re the biggest of the Conde Nast magazines (apart from The New Yorker, a separate entity at the company). even though Vogue was up by 3% in December/January, the site was way off from October 2025.

And people wonder why the Associated Press, the Guardian, and many sites including this one have “donate” or “contribute” buttons on their sites. Keeping a website going is no easy feat right now.

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Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein Signed Up for Bizarre Alternative Cancer Hospital Whose Contract Warned About “Substantive Evil”

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Jeffrey Epstein, of course, even in death is Public Enemy Number 1.

But when it came to his own health, he was kinda crazy. Epstein was obsessed with cancer — discussing it in emails, funding research, discussing other people’s diagnoses. In 2014 he wrote in an email: “why does solitary confinement make you crazy, what is the good that cancer does. ?”

In 2016, according to many emails found in his files, Epstein must have thought he was having a health scare. It wasn’t his first. From reading the files, he was definitely a hypochondriac. He also had a lot of STDs, that’s for sure, and several skin cancer alerts. 

But when Epstein thought he might have cancer he instructed his assistant, Lesley Groff, to arrange for an online appointment with the very alternative Cancer Center for Healing in Irvine, California run by a Dr. Leigh Erin Connealy. He was interested in something called Oncoblot — an online evaluation to detect early cancer — that wouldn’t require his physical presence at their offices in Irvine, California.

His assistant Lesley Groff wrote to Epstein’s closest confidante,  Dr. Eva Andersson Dubin — whose breast cancer center he’d underwritten at New York’s Mount Sinai Hospital — on May 3, 2016: “I have actually found a way for Jeffrey to become an ‘online patient’.”

For a month starting in mid May 2016, Epstein’s assistants negotiated a Skype appointment with a doctor at the Cancer Center rather than just go a few blocks away on the upper East Side to the famed and respected Memorial Sloan Kettering Hospital for Cancer.

But before Epstein could even talk to the west coast doctors, he had to sign a very weird membership agreement that warns about “substantive evil.”

Everything about the contract is far more unusual and secretive than going to even a concierge doctor. The third paragraph reads:

“IT IS HEREBY Declared that we are exercising our right of “freedom
of association” as guaranteed by the 1st and 14th Amendments of the US Constitution and equivalent provisions of the various State Constitutions. This means that our association activities are restricted to the private domain only.” (See the Memorandum  of Understanding below.)

Ordinarily the Cancer Center for Healing charged a one time $1,000 membership fee, but on Epstein’s copy of contract the amount is crossed out.

All of this was tacitly approved by Epstein’s close friend, Eva Andersson Dubin, a breast cancer specialist whose life and work he’d been supporting for years — from the time she was one of his “girls” through her medical education and marriage to billionaire Glen Dubin. 

Even Epstein questioned the initial approach, asking Dubin in an email, “Is this for cancer patients?”

For a month, until mid June, the Epstein office and the Cancer Center went back and forth even after Epstein signed the agreement. We don’t know what happened but it’s possible he got cold feet or backed out because the trail of emails stops there. At one point, the Center demand a cancelled appointment fee for missing all of dates that were set up.

It’s possible that Epstein and his team caught wind of the many complaints against Connealy (she did not return my call or email today). In 2017, the California Medical Board charged Connealy with unprofessional conduct related to her management of two patients.

The complaint, according to reports, claimed that she failed to properly investigate symptoms that could have indicated cancer. In one case, a patient’s uterine cancer went undiagnosed until they consulted a different doctor; in another, Connealy prescribed estrogen despite an undiagnosed breast lump that persisted for months.

Two years after Epstein’s encounter with Connealy, the doctor turned up on a website called Quackwatch.com.

Ultimately, Epstein returned to his own doctor, celebrity urologist Dr. Harry Fisch from New York Hospital-Cornell Weill. Fisch makes dozens of appearances in the Epstein files. Epstein treats him to a lot of gifts including haircuts with Frederic Fekkai. Epstein’s assistant emails her boss saying Fisch thanks him for the haircut. “And it doesn’t even make him look gay,” she said.

As for the cancer scare, Epstein copies himself in an email in October 2016: “and cancer probably isn’t even a real thing.”

One other note: reading the files, it’s hard to imagine that Eva Dubin has escaped deeper scrutiny or had her situation changed at Mt. Sinai Hospital. She’s in thousands of emails. She’s constantly sending her young children around town in Epstein’s chauffeured limo. There isn’t a part of his life she’s not involved in, including participating in the mini-hotel Epstein ran at 301 East 66th St. for his “friends.”

Here’s the most interesting part of the agreement Epstein signed with the Cancer Center for Healing. Check the last couple of lines — “clear and present danger of substantive evil as determined by the Association.”

Box Office: “Scream 7” — Less Frightening Than “Melania” — Scares Up $8 Mil in Previews Despite Rotten Reviews from Critics, Audiences

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“Scream” is an IP that just won’t die.

You won’t want to acknowledge this, but the “Scream” series was ushered in by a very bad person, Bob Weinstein, Harvey’s brother.

“Scream” was a building block of Miramax’s Dimension Films. It did so well that it supported the hundreds of Oscar nominations for Harvey’s important and well made films.

Who woulda thought we’d still be talking about “Scream” in 2026? Thirty years later?

But we are, and last night’s previews for “Scream 7” brought in between $7.5 million and $8 million.

Amazing, right? The three day weekend total is guessimated at $44 million.

It’s not like this is a “good” movie. The critics rating on Rotten Tomatoes is a foul 37%. The Audience Meter is at 77%. It’s less frightening than “Melania.”

I guess there’s some sort of core “Scream” audience that cares about how Neve Campbell became a horror queen. Or how Courteney Cox filled her post-“Friends” years. God bless them all.

And where is Bob Weinstein? Argentina? Better yet, Uruguay in Punta del Este, hobnobbing with Maduro and Noriega.

“Scream 8”? I’m sure they’re already filming it.

“Melania” Movie Slashed by 380 Theaters to Mostly Once a Day Showings, in the South, Near Mar-a-Lago, and Staten Island

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The “Melania” movie is like a snake that keeps moving even after its head is cut off.

When Brett Ratner’s infomercial was released on January 30th, MGM/Amazon put it into 1,778 theaters.

Even though it was a bust by all accounts, “Melania” increased to 2,003 locations for the second week but fell by 67% in total receipts.

MGM/Amazon cut the run to 1,205 venues for the third week, and the till declined by 62%.

Last week, the theater cut was brutal — slashed by 700 theaters — and the movie fell by 76%.

Now, “Melania” has dropped 380 screens, and is down to a measly 125 houses. On Wednesday, still at 505 theaters, the feature took in $74 per location.

The 125 spots where it remains are in Jupiter, Florida, so Melania will think it’s still playing somewhere, a few spots in the rest of Florida with once a day showings, and Staten Island, where people confuse it with a landfill.

Where did they go wrong? I really thought the “Melania” popcorn bucket would be based on one of wide brimmed, low sitting Gaucho hats. It seemed so obvious. Instead, it was a flimsy, plastic bucket that was only good for storing “Marty Supreme” orange ping ping balls.

Amazon has still not set a date for the glorious debut of “Melania” on their platform, where they will claim it broke records. Will there ever be a DVD? A “Melania” disc would make an excellent coaster, which would be right since no one on either coast saw it.

Paris Jackson Reunites with Mother, Debbie Rowe, Twenty Years After Michael Jackson’s Scandals Caused Ruptures in their Family

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It’s a mother and child reunion for Paris Jackson and her mother, Debbie Rowe.

Paris has posted to her Instagram stories happy pictures of her and Debbie at Debbie’s horse ranch in Palmdale, California.

When I ran into Paris at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy dinner she told this had happened, but I left it alone because it seemed so private.

As I’ve been covering the Michael Jackson saga for a long, long time, I got to know Debbie — particularly between Michael’s 2003 arrest and 2005 trial. She’s so much fun, and a good egg. But in the maelstrom surrounding Michael, she got caught up in the craziness.

But Debbie stood her ground during those volatile years. She went to court to maintain her parental rights, which a judge said could not be denied. She fought to establish a real business and a ranch, and has been very successful even when a lot of people rooted against her.

As for Paris, she is so well comported it’s amazing. She’s a very unusual and wise young woman who’s navigated the most difficult life in the spotlight. It’s so nice now to see these two together! I’m kvelling!

Disaster! Media Mayhem Word that Netflix Is Out, and Paramount Will Control CNN via Warner’s Purchase

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Is it true?

There are now several reports that Paramount will win the bidding war for Warner Bros. over Netflix.

Game over. Paramount, strings pulled by Trump and the right wing, will own CNN — and CBS News. If true, we are doomed. But Warners said a little while ago the Paramount offer to buy was “superior” to Netflix’s.

Trump is already influencing CBS News through Paramount’s David Ellison. If Ellison gets his hands on CNN, which now seems likely, media chaos is about to ensue.

Ironically, the Ellisons’ takeover of CBS News — in turn jettisoning its legacy for a conservative push — has been a bust. Last week, the CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil dropped to 4.1 million from 4.5 million, and down 21% since it began last month.

Stay tuned…

Singer Pink Says She Just Learned from People Magazine She’s Separated from Her Husband: “Would you like to tell our children?”

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Pop star Pink says she just learned from People magazine that she’s separated from husband Carey Hart.

However, she’s not separated, and People looks kinda bad right now.

Pink says in a video:

“I was just alerted to the fact that I’m separated from my husband. I didn’t know—thank you, People magazine; thank you, Us Weekly. Thank you for letting me know. I was wondering: would you also like to tell our children? My 14-year-old and 9-year-old are also unaware.

“Or, do you want to talk about some real news? Do you want to talk about the Epstein files? Do you want to talk about systemic racism, or misogyny in sports, or how classy the women’s hockey team is, or how 8 of the 12 medals won in the Olympics this year for the US were won by women? Or do you maybe want to talk about the fact that I got nominated the first year I was eligible for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

“Do you want to talk about my accomplishments, or do you only want to talk about my supposed demise? So, ‘fake news’—not true. I fucking hate that term. I love you all. Go with God. And trash news: you can do better. Night, night.”

Broadway: There’s No Business With Snow Business — Even “Wicked” Suffered as Total Box Office Dropped by $2 Mil

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Bad weather is Broadway’s biggest enemy.

The numbers are in for last week, and the total box office was down by $2 million from the previous week. The total was $31.5 million.

Some of that is attributed to several shows canceling performances on Sunday night.

But it’s also because fewer people decided to jump over dirty piles of slushy stuff to get into theaters.

For example: “Oh Mary!” was down by over $200,000. Same for “Maybe Happy Ending,” “MJ The Michael Jackson Musical,” and “And Juliet.”

“Wicked” had a big fall off — $600K — because the snow kept away those little girls in their princess dresses.

Luckily, warmer weather is coming, and so are 16 new shows!

Tampa Airport Bans Pajamas in Tongue-in-Cheek Post After Claiming Successful End to Crocs: “Seen enough, Had enough”

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The social media people at Tampa International Airport have a good sense of humor.

They’ve posted a notice banning the wearing of pajamas in the airport.

This is after they claimed a victory in getting rid of Crocs.

Is this enforceable? Unlikely. And it does mean that famed filmmaker and artist Julian Schnabel should not travel to Tampa by plane.

White House Correspondents Dinner Trades Political Jokes for Magic Show: Mentalist Oz Pearlman Will Try to Make Trump Disappear

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There will be no jokes at the White House Correspondents Dinner this year.

The annual dinner usually features a famous comedian who roasts the room and makes political asides. Then the sitting President does the same.

But since the current president will not be in attendance — nor desired by the group — a different kind of entertainer will be featured.

That’s famed mentalist Oz Pearlman, who really does make jaws drop with his magic act.

I suppose Pearlman’s accomplished his first trick by making Donald Trump disappear.

Pearlman will work the Washington Hilton ballroom with card tricks, and pulling quarters out of ears. But isn’t this kind of lame, to not have political jokes? It makes the WHCA seem like they’re acting out of fear.

“I am thrilled to be the featured entertainer at this year’s WHCA dinner and join the ranks of Frank Sinatra, Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien, among many other legends,” says Pearlman. “This is a rare opportunity to gather so many accomplished, perceptive people in one place and invite them to share moments of wonder, surprise and awe.”