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Fake: Armie Hammer Circling Remake of Terrible 1960 Movie “All the Fine Young Cannibals” with Soundtrack by Group of Same Name

Armie Hammer is the talk of the tabloids.

Someone has posted a bunch of DM’s from Twitter in which he allegedly says to a lover, possibly a fan, that’s he’s a cannibal. Among other things.

But I’m told– this is a wild rumor– that Armie is going to play the Robert Wagner part in a remake of the very terrible 1960 faux Tennessee Williams movie, “All the Fine Young Cannibals.”

I’m even hearing that the soundtrack will be supplied by early 90s R&B pop group, “Fine Young Cannibals.” Their big, “She Drives Me Crazy,” will be played as the actress who takes the Natalie Wood role — this was the movie that first starred soon to be couple Wagner and Wood — makes her appearance.

The film features the immortal line, said by Wagner to Wood in a fake Southern accent: “If I can’t have you, then I wanna hurt you. And I will.” (No comment.)

“All the Fine Young Cannibals” was directed by Michael Anderson, who is actually still alive at age 98. He knows nothing about it the Tweets or a possible remake. Liza Minnelli’s father, and Judy Garland’s husband, Vincent Minnelli, also worked on the film but received no credit. Besides Wagner and Wood, George Hamilton is featured and Pearl Bailey actually sings!

Based on a novel by Rosamund Marshall that no one remembers, “All the Fine Young Cannibals” was a huge flop, losing all its money. But its legacy as a D movie inspired the group to take the name Fine Young Cannibals. They released one admired album, one mega hit, and broke up before they did anything else. But “She Drives Me Crazy,” “Good Times,” a cover of Elvis Presley’s “Suspicious Minds,” and “Johnny Come Home” are all classic hits.

Whether Hammer will sing in the remake remains unclear. Madonna is considering directing, and may co-star. (Again, I’m just making this up.) He may have to play the trumpet, as his character, Chad, is based loosely on famed jazz man Chet Baker.

Meantime, Armie will have to explain if the leaked Tweets are really his– that part really happened– and whether his personal interests extend beyond produce molestation (see Timothee Chalamet, “Call Me By Your Name.”)

Trudie Styler on the Magnificent Director Michael Apted: “We have lost a great artist, a great thinker, a great director”

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I wanted to write something about Michael Apted, the magnificent director of “Coal Miner’s Daughter” and the “Up” series, and many other things. He died on Friday at age 79. A year and a half ago, Trudie Styler invited me to a screening downtown of “Moving the Mountain,” and I was honored to spend a little time with Michael, and Trudie, and heard them reminisce about that experience. You can read that here.

Trudie has posted a remembrance to Instagram which I am copying here, below. She and Sting remained close friends with Michael the last 35 years. As for me, when I saw “21 Up,” I was floored. I went back and watched the first two installments and kept up with the series, always anxious for more. Those kids were only one or two years older than me. “Coal Miner’s Daughter” is one of the great films of all time. Loretta Lynn was already a legend and just 49 when that movie came out. (She seemed so old!) And she’s still with us, thank goodness, 11 years older than Michael.

Michael Apted was the rare filmmaker– like the late Jonathan Demme and Spike Lee– who could move back and forth between documentary and narrative filmmaking. It’s like being ambidextrous. He leaves a huge legacy and also a hole in the world of cinema.

Here’s what Trudie — always articulate and brilliant – has to say:

“I first met Michael in 1985 when he shot the documentary Bring on the Night with Sting, which included a scene of me giving birth to my son Jake— Not surprisingly we had a special bond after that.
A few years later I asked him if he would make a film with me about the Tiananmen Square massacre of 1989, a documentary based on the autobiography of Li Lu who was one of the leaders of the student protest in China.
As an interviewer, Michael was an amazing listener. He engaged intellectually and emotionally with his subject, and the depth of his listening somehow brought out the profoundest truth. One of the reasons I’m sure that Moving the Mountain was such a lauded movie was that he brought together for the first time the group of student leaders, and gave them the space to explore their trauma, their survivor guilt, their pain. Their roles in Chinese history were suddenly enclosed within four walls on another continent, and it was almost too much to bear. Michael’s films were powerful and curious and ultimately told us truths about ourselves. We have lost a great artist, a great thinker, a great director. And Sting and I have lost a beloved friend.”

 

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RIP: John Reilly, Dashing Leading Man of “General Hospital” and “As the World Turns,” Dies at Age 84

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Veteran leading man of soaps, John Reilly, has died at age 84. He played Dan Stewart in the 70s on “As the World Turns.” Moving to Los Angeles after four years, Reilly appeared on dozens of prime time shows including “Dallas,” “How the West Was Won,” and “Beverly Hills 90210.”

But his real fame came on “General Hospital” in the 1980s as part of the Luke and Laura era. He played Sean Donnely, a questionable guy who wound up as police commissioner. He stayed on the show for 11 years, through 1995, as a square jawed hero in the crime ridden suburb of Port Charles, NY. His romantic partner on the show was his TV wife, Sharon Wyatt (seen in the picture.)

A few years ago, Reilly made a comeback final appearance as Sean, though confined to a wheelchair. It was clear he wasn’t well. Frank Valentini, EP of the show, Tweeted today: “The entire GH family mourns the passing of John Reilly #GH @GeneralHospital. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends.”

Co-star Finola Hughes wrote: “There’s no room on Twitter to say how deeply one feels for a fellow actor & friend passing. I spent so many years in #JohnReilly ‘s company, suffice to say he was a huge influence on me and I am forever grateful for his kindness and love. My heart goes out to his family Red heart.”

Reilly’s daughter posted this to Instagram:

Box Office: In Its Third Week, “Wonder Woman 1984” Falls 45% to Just $3 Million at 2200 Locations

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“Wonder Woman 1984” isn’t having a magical time at the box office.

This past week it brought in just $3 million, falling 45% from its second week. The total now is at $32 million.

And it’s not like the Patty Jenkins film isn’t in theaters– it’s in 2,200 of them! The per screen average is $1,353, which would suggest 130 people at each showing. That’s kind of amazing considering social distancing, and also the fact that theaters aren’t open in New York or California.

Of course, “WW84” is available on HBO Max, so I’m sure people are watching it there.

Two smaller films, one doing well, one not so much: Carey Mulligan in “Promising Young Woman” has managed to make $2.7 million in three weeks in theaters. It looks like Focus will wait for streaming and DVD until some awards nominations come in.

Not doing well, no surprise, is the latest “Pinocchio” from Roadside, er Roadkill, Attractions. It’s made just over $1 million in 3 weeks. Per screen average was $225, suggesting 25 people per showing. Roadkill has hidden this one well despite a decent 87% on Rotten Tomatoes and the presence of Roberto Benigni (this time playing Geppetto after assuming the title role years ago in his own version).

 

Olivia Harrison, Devoted Widow of the Beatles’ George Harrison, Recovering from COVID in a London Hospital

COVID is unsparing, as we all know. Now the great Olivia Harrison, beloved and devoted widow of Beatle George Harrison, reports that she is recovering from the virus in a London hospital.

Olivia posted to Instagram today: “Redesigning my hospital room curtain. Unlucky to get covid but on the mend. Gratitude to all the selfless carers.”

Olivia was George’s second wife (after Patti Boyd) and mother of his only child, son Dhani. Olivia and Dhani have been steadfast in preserving George’s legacy. She’s soft spoken, elegant, and up to the task of representing George in the Beatles’ extended family. (Her mother named her for Olivia de Havilland, so that gave her a good start!)

I was reluctant to post this story but the very private Olivia felt comfortable enough to post to Instagram, where over 7,000 people have already responded with well wishes.

To make her get better faster, take a look at the video posted below. Olivia and Dhani are incredibly charitable with the Material World Foundation, and here she’s asking for donations to a Los Angeles shelter. Send some money there today in her honor.

She writes: “Material World is matching donations for what would have been our annual Christmas benefit for Alexandria House; a safe place where determined Moms and kids are living and working to get through tough times in a supportive community. You and I can give together. And as my mom would say, “take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of themselves.” Any amount welcome.”

“Nomadland” Wins National Society of Film Critics, Actors Frances McDormand, Delroy Lindo, “Borat” Actress, Actor from “Sound of Metal”

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The National Society of Film Critics has been voting this afternoon. Their choices are solid, and not far from other critics’ groups.

Best Picture, Director, and Actress all go to “Nomadland,” star Frances McDormand, director Chloe Zhao. That will all repeat at the Oscars in April I predict. “Nomadland” also won cinematography.

Best Actor goes to Delroy Lindo from Spike Lee’s “Da 5 Bloods.” This is an actor who’s had a stellar career and is now reaping the rewards, justifiably.

The supporting actors are little off beat, but they’re fine. Maria Bakalova of “Borat 2” is the supporting actress choice. Paul Raci, the deaf actor from “The Sound of Metal,” is supporting actor. As good as they were, I would have chosen Candice Bergen, and Glynn Turman.

Screenplay went to “Never Rarely Sometimes Always,” with strange runners up “First Cow” and “I’m Thinking of Ending Things.” If this is the vein they were going in, I’m surprised “Minari,” better than all those, didn’t win.

What I liked most about this critics meeting is that they dedicated it to the late critic and writer William Wolf, who died last year from COVID. We all miss him.

 

My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell Still Supports Trump, Bemoans Vanishing Twitter Followers, Does Not Read the Room

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MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, sporting a nice big cross, is all social media supporting Donald Trump and the rioters, making light of Wednesday’s horrific events, and promising the election will be over turned. If you buy anything from this guy, you’re funding insanity.

In recent hours, Lindell has bemoaned his vanishing Twitter followers and and begs for retweets and new followers. He writes: “My follower number is dropping and so many are completely banned from Twitter! Keep the faith as evidence of the biggest election fraud in history gets revealed! We will have our great President Donald Trump for 4 more years! Please retweet and follow me….”

Lindell appeared on far right OANN TV today, where he promised he had breaking news. As anyone who’s ever owned one of his cheap, uncomfortable pillows, I say, “Stuff it!”

Hollywood Antagonist Actor Jon Voight Posts Video of Support Thanking Trump For His Four Years in Office

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Actor Jon Voight is Hollywood’s antagonist, the worst example of people who’ve lost their minds. He’s posted a video thanking Donald Trump for his four years as president. It’s a sign of support from Voight, who appears with an American flag as the backdrop. A noted right wing conservative, Voight can’t possibly be having holiday dinners with daughter Angelina Jolie. He represents everything she’s against in life. Voight’s already received a phony Medal of Freedom from Trump, I don’t know what else he wants. He certainly won’t be getting any more Oscars. Not even for this performance

What is Classy? Watch the “Jeopardy!” Tribute to Alex Trebek Airing Tonight on the Late Host’s Final Show

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Here’s the tribute to Alex Trebek airing on tonight’s “Jeopardy!” It’s Alex’s final show after passing away November 8th.
I’ll take “classy” for 500.

LOL Nicki Minaj Is “Sorry” She Stole Tracy Chapman’s Hit “Baby Can I Hold You,” Now She Has to Pony Up $450,000

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Pretty much all of hip hop is based on sampling or stealing. Now Nicki Minaj has learned a lesson the hard way.

Minaj, who couldn’t write a lullaby, stole Tracy Chapman’s great song, “Baby Can I Hold You Tonight.” Minaj re appropriated it for something she called “Sorry.” Now she’s REALLY sorry.

Nicki has to pony up $450,000 to Chapman in a settlement. It’s too funny. Chapman is on an infamous no-sample list, but Minaj’s people tried to clear the sample anyway. When they were rejected they left the song off of Minaj’s “Queen” album. But “Sorry” was recorded, and it made it out onto lots of platforms including YouTube.

Chapman says in a statement: “I am glad to have this matter resolved and grateful for this legal outcome which affirms that artists’ rights are protected by law and should be respected by other artists. I was asked in this situation numerous times for permission to use my song; in each instance, politely and in a timely manner, I unequivocally said no. Apparently Ms. Minaj chose not to hear and used my composition despite my clear and express intentions.”

Chapman adds:  “This lawsuit was a last report — pursued in an effort to defend myself and my work and to seek protection for the creative enterprise and expression of songwriters and independent publishers like myself.”