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“Saturday Night Live” returned last night with a lot of withouts:
Cecily Strong wasn’t in the opening credits. The reason, the show says, is that she wasn’t in New York to shoot her new opening photo because she’s performing the Lily Tomlin show in Los Angeles. Huh? Plenty of cast members have been missing in previous seasons from the opening shows and still managed to be in the credits. Also, she’s a contract player. But maybe her contract was shortened and doesn’t include these episodes until she returns? It seems odd.
The show did not promote James Austin Johnson to regular player from featured. Last year, JAJ was MVP of the show, playing both Biden and Trump, nailing scene after scene. He was right there last night in the cold opening as Trump. It really seems wrong that he wasn’t elevated to the regular cast, considering all the changes that have occurred.
Last night’s episode had its moments, mostly in :Weekend Update. Mikey Day was a little off trying imitate Adam Levine without any tattoos. The cold open referred to all the changes, and the lack of Kate McKinnon who used to play at least three different characters. Newcomer Mike Longfellow seems like a nice guy, but very tentative. He looks younger than 28, but everyone looks young to me at this point.
Kendrick Lamar is always interesting, but I don’t know how a record company considers what he does commercial. As for Miles Teller, he was smart in everything he did, and it was fun to see Jon Hamm. There was a rumor Tom Cruise was going to pop in, but it’s probably not possible considering he has zero sense of humor and a decided lack of spontaneity.
And so we’re off on a new season, for better and for worse. Next Saturday’s musical guest is Willow Smith, a definite must-skip.
“SNL” also introduced a new design for its logo, which looks a lot like an update of the one they had in the 70s.
Paramount’s “Smile,” a movie we will never see, managed to grab $22 million this weekend. I’m sure no one in the audience smiles during or after this one. But it’s the horror film of the month. Is there no point at which these blood fests don’t become repetitive or redundant to their audience? I don’t get it. But they keep the studios involved afloat with low budgets and low expectations. It’s good for Sosie Bacon, talented actress daughter of Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick.
The real horror is “Bros,” the gay comedy that was so heavily promoted and marketed. “Bros” turned out to be a very niche film. The total is $4.8 mil, a crushing disaster for a movie that wasn’t met with Universal appeal.
Some other news: “Avatar” re-release has picked up another $4 million, bringing its total to over $18 million. This is great news for Disney/Fox/whatever for the new “Avatar” coming soon. The audience is still into this Blue Man Group!
“The Woman King” chugs away to $46 million after three weeks. Not a smash hit, but still hanging in there. Sony’s other fall release, “Bullet Train,” finally arrived at the station with $101 million. Yes, it took nine weeks. They made a lot of stops along the way.
“Don’t Worry Darling” fell 62% from last week, no PR good or bad could help it. They’re at $32 million, just $3 million shy of the budget and another $35 million short of breaking even including theater rentals. As Harry Styles once sang, it’s a sign of the times.
“White Noise” opened the NY Film Festival last night with a star studded premiere and a beautiful outdoor late night party at Tavern on the Green. Noah Baumbach’s careful adaptation of Don DeLillo’s cleverly acidic literary novel was the perfect choice for New York audiences.
It may not have been the perfect choice to open the Venice Film Festival, where “White Noise” was met with less enthusiasm. But this is a very American movie, and Venice is never the place for that kind of social satire, no matter who the stars are.
In this case, the stars are Adam Driver and Greta Gerwig, who play Jack and Babette, a married Ohio couple each on their fourth marriage. They have a bunch of kids in their blended family. The three older teens are played by Sam and May Nivola, the real life children of actors Alessandro Nivola and Emily Mortimer, and Raffey Cassidy. They are all ready for big careers.
Jack is a professor at the appropriately blandly named College-on-the-Hill. He’s self important and self satisfied having invented a curriculum called Hitler Studies. His rival at the school is Murray Siskind (the excellent Don Cheadle) whose own specialty is teaching the importance of Elvis Presley. This is DeLillo’s “white noise” — that all subjects have the same gravity no matter how mundane or silly, that these professors have convinced themselves that they’re all onto something. On top of that, there’s the absurdity of Jack’s take on Hitler and the Nazis. It’s somehow all about him.
And the shit literally hits the fan. A train collides with a gas truck on the outskirts of town and creates a deadly toxic mass in the sky. The town has to be evacuated. Baumbach riffs a little on Spielberg’s “War of the Worlds” here, one of many movie references throughout the film as the family is now under siege. Adding to the misery is that Babette has been taking a mysterious pill that no pharmacy or doctor can identify, which means she has a secret life that may be worse than the toxic cloud when discovered.
But none of this “can happen here.” Jack is like Mary Hartman (a reference for the older crowd). You almost expect him to say “Let’s go to the IHOP and everything will be ok.” For Jack everything can be rationalized— until it can’t be. Babette, however, is suffering from white noise. Despite being beautiful and having a happy family, she fears her own death. Not her children’s, her own. She seeks answers in a newspaper ad from a charlatan offering home remedies — and the results are, to put it mildly, disastrous.
So there’s a lot going on here as Baumbach covers the entire, sprawling novel including presenting the physical aspect of family in a glowing supermarket that turns out to be the theatrical stage of their lives, and the college where Jack is one of the few who wears what looks like an almost shredded black cloak or a shroud (more death). The attention to art detail is remarkable, from the parade of station wagons bearing students coming around the college’s circular driveway to the rows and rows of gleaming produce around which the customers move in syncopation at the supermarket. Ann Roth’s costumes (including Driver’s fake belly) are characters on their own.
Because it’s a novel, “White Noise” revolves around several central moments, but one that may propel Driver and Cheadle to big things is known unofficially as the Dueling Professors. The two men circle each other with students around them, Driver spouting his Hitler theories, Cheadle recalling the high points of Elvis’s life. The movie kind of levitates here, and also when Gerwig finally explains to Driver what drug she’s been taking and how her life has unraveled secretly in plain sight.
You could call “White Noise” a big meal, a three courser, and then it does come to a natural end. But wait! There’s dessert. After two hours or more of Danny Elfman’s gorgeous score wafting in and out, the credits begin and so does a scene over them, of poetry and ebullience back at the story’s central meeting place, the supermarket, to a new song from James Murphy and LCD Soundsystem. This is the payoff for traveling this journey, and it’s incredibly tasty.
“White Noise” comes to theaters at the end of November, and then moves to Netflix a month later. I hope everyone sees it on a big, big screen. It’s Netflix’s best shot at an Oscar since “The Irishman,” and must be appreciated for its lofty ambitions, most of which are achieved. Baumbach has always worked from his own scripts and personal ideas. This is the first time he’s adapted other material. I have my personal favorites from his long CV including “The Meyerowitz Stories,” “Greenberg,” and a little gem called “Mr. Jealousy.” But “White Noise” is a massive leap forward and suggests huge things to come along the way.
Just one PS: at the after party I ran into Gerry Howard, a DeLillo editor and friend, one of the living legends of book publishing. He knows “White Noise” probably better than anyone aside from the author. (The great Elisabeth Sifton was the original editor of the book.) I hope he doesn’t mind me saying this, but Howard told me he really enjoyed the movie. For a book editor of such high esteem to say that means a lot.
Action Bronson got a big break last night on national TV.
The rapper who is similar to DJ Khaled got to perform on “Jimmy Kimmel, Live from Brooklyn” at the last minute because legendary singer songwriter Paul Simon cancelled at the last minute. Simon was supposed to perform and be interviewed. His appearance was heavily promoted. But for unclear reasons he ditched the show. No mention was made of the change. If Simon is ill (presumably) let’s hope he get better fast.
Bronson performed his hit called “Jaguar.” You’ll notice an amazing background vocal by a Black woman. Bronson samples the late great Loleatta Holloway from her record, “I Can’t Help Myself,” released in 1975. Holloway died in 2011 at age 64. Who knows if she — her estate — got paid for this sample?
There’s an odd note about “I Can’t Help Myself.” It’s a total rip off of Barbara Acklin’s “Am I the Same Girl,” which was written by the Chi Lites’ Eugene Record. It’s the same song, just a few years later. I don’t know why Gene Record let this happen, or if he was just ripped off himself! It doesn’t change the quality of Holloway’s magnificent voice, but it just shows how artists are pillaged all the time.
“Bros,” billed as an all gay comedy, is a box office disaster.
Total receipts for Thursday and Friday came to just $1.84 million. With another $2.5 million coming on Saturday and Sunday, “Bros” stands to make less than $5 million for its entire opening weekend.
“Bros” doesn’t have a huge budget — $25 million at most. But the movie has had a tremendous amount of publicity and marketing, a blanketing that most films would give their popcorn up for. This just means that the public at large had no interest in seeing not only a gay rom com, but one with graphic sex scenes.
“Bros” comes from Universal, which will also release a second film in this genre through its Focus Features soon called “Spoiler Alert.” Once that’s over, this genre may be severely curtailed. What a disappointment for Billy Eichner and Judd Apatow, but this is an example of Hollywood being insulated from reality even when it has the best of intentions.
Thursday night ratings: Dick Wolf’s “Law & Order” night is back to normal after the big three way opening last week. But Chris Meloni’s “Organized Crime” remains an issue. At 10pm, the spin off show dropped 1 million viewers from the 9pm “SVU” with just 3.51 million fans.
“SVU” took in 4.51 million and built on the 8pm “L&O” Classic with a strong 4.33 million. “OC” is simply not pulling its weight. The show’s structural problems are continuing even with a new showrunner and a changed direction. Some ingredient is missing there.
Over on CBS, “Young Sheldon” continues to kill with 6.6 million viewers. “Ghosts” was right behind it at 8:30 with 6.1 million. You know, as someone pointed out to me, Sheldon is no longer young. Iain Armitage is 14 by now and growing. This is the sixth season. He’ll be turning into Jim Parsons soon. They may get just one more season out of this blockbuster. Maybe the next series can be “Old Sheldon.”
It’s not like Universal didn’t put everything into “Bros.” The marketing and publicity have been superior. Billy Eichner has been everywhere. And “Bros” has a strong 92% on Rotten Tomatoes.
But “Bros” does not have mainstream appeal now matter how hard you sell. The audience is gay and women. Straight me will not go near it, even on a date. That much came true last night as the Judd Apatow-produced comedy picked up just $500,000 in 2,700 theaters. It made less money last night than the re-release of “Avatar,” which was in fewer theaters.
It’s not just the gay themes. Nothing is working right now. “The Woman King” is punking along and “Don’t Worry Darling” isn’t doing much better. The moviegoers are seeing high ticket prices and a crashing stock market, lay offs, and a possible recession. They’re opting to stay home until they hear there’s a compelling reason to go out. Wait til “The Fabelmans” comes, and “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” and a few others.
I was very excited to go out to Brooklyn tonight at rush hour for the taping of “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
The musical guest was supposed to be Paul Simon. He was also set for an interview.
But now I’m told that Simon has dropped out of the show at the last minute. Since he’s a consummate live performer, one suspects he has COVID or a cold or something that took him out quickly.
What a shame. Simon, as I told you recently, has been recording a new album. I thought he might play a new song. Or one of the dozens of famous ones from “The Sound of Silence” to “American Tune” or really “Bridge Over Troubled Water.”
So we’re sending best wishes to Paul Simon to get well quickly. And Jimmy Kimmel will still feature Jason Bateman and I’m sure have a worthy replacement. His shows all week from Brooklyn have been a lot of fun!
Trevor Noah surprised his audience at “The Daily Show” tonight. He’s leaving as host of Comedy Central’s most popular show after 7 years. There’s no timetable yet for his exit, but now the question is whether the channel will continue the show and find a new host, or if this is the series finale. Since Samantha Bee’s show has been cancelled by TBS, she’d be a great replacement. A lot of people will vie for that job.
Last night was a bad one for ABC. Most of their schedule was a failure. The alphabet network finished in fourth place behind Fox. Ouch.
I don;t know which is worse, “Big Sky” or “The Goldbergs.”
“Big Sky” returned with a bunch of names thrown in like Reba McEntire and Jensen Ackles. ABC owns the show and refuses to give up on it even though not a single human being watches it.
When the series came back last week it fell 30% from the end of last season in the key demo. Episode number 2 dropped another 23%. They’re down to 2.1 million viewers. It’s time to pull the plug.
Over on “The Goldbergs,” this tired 10th season of a hash of a comedy with no laughs fell for its second week in a row to an all time low. They’re down to 2.4 million viewers, many of whom may be institutionalized if they think this thing is funny. Killing Jeff Garlin didn’t help, but shooing him off the show last January got the ball rolling. It’s unlikely there will be an 11th season of “The Goldbergs.”
Now here’s the actual funny part of the story. Two years ago ABC moved “The Conners” from 8pm to 9pm and lost about a million viewers. They didn’t seem to care. This year, they moved it back to 8pm and picked up the extra people. “The Conners” last two weeks have each been substantially higher than any week from last season! They’re in the 3.7 million range, a total comeback from the disastrous numbers forced on them by ABC. Their numbers were so bad they cut the budget and let go of original cast member Michael Fishman. Now they can afford to bring him back!