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Kimmel Monologue Hits Record 14 Million Views on YouTube and Only Getting Bigger by the Hour: Trump Revived His Show (UPDATING)

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Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on last night’s show is setting a record.

So far the return episode, with the 18 minute opening, is going past 14 million views on YouTube.

The normal Kimmel YouTube clip of a monologue is around 250,000.

Donald Trump has turned Kimmel into a massive hit.

The official Kimmel YouTube channel has 21 million subscribers, so it will be interesting to see if the views of the monologue exceed that number.

Of course, the clips of guests Glen Powell and Sarah Maclachlan drop to regular numbers.

But Kimmel’s opening remarks last night and probably for the rest of the week are going to be the subject of intense curiosity.

The inflated number also comes from conservative TV station owners Sinclair and Nexstar pulling the show in their markets.

Frustrated viewers are turning to YouTube.

Watch the Whole Jimmy Kimmel Monologue Here: Tearful, Genuine, Funny, Thanks Disney and All The People Who Supported Him

“South Park” Returns Tonight with First Episode Post-Kirk Assassination and Kimmel Suspension, Could Be Explosive

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“South Park” returns tonight.

It’s the first episode since the Charlie Kirk assassination and Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension.

It could be explosive.

The one line offered from Comedy Central about the episode is “Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.”

But the pictures they sent don’t reflect that. We’ve a Trump-impregnated Satan in bed, with Trump offering a meal.

There’s also a picture of the kids in school, with Jesus in the gym locker room. The “prediction app” will be something like Fan Duel, I guess.

I doubt “South Park” will address the Kirk murder. But everything else, maybe including Tylenol, seems ripe for the picking.

Kimmel Return Monologue Gracious, Respectful, Passionate, Offers Sincere Apology And Returns to Send Up Trump (Videos)

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Jimmy Kimmel’s return monologue was a classy affair.

He apologized to people who may have been offended by his Charlie Kirk murderer remark. He also reminded us that he’d preceded those jokes with a sincere message about Kirk’s death. He praised Erika Kirk for forgiving the murderer.

Sometimes fighting back tears, Kimmel thanked everyone who supported him. He spoke from the heart, was sincere, gracious, and passionate. He was also very funny. When he returned from a break, he did a hilarious Zoom skit with Robert De Niro as the new head of the FCC, basically a gangster. Kimmel also lampooned Trump for the Tylenol scandal and his appearance at the UN today.

Kimmel looked tired and like he hadn’t eaten much in the last six days. But he’s back, and that’s the main thing.

Clips below or the whole thing here.

Sore Loser: Trump Threatens to Sue ABC Over Jimmy Kimmel Return: Lies That He Was Told By ABC Source Kimmel Show Was Cancelled

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Trump is a sore loser.

With 40 minutes to go before Jimmy Kimmel’s triumphant return to TV, Trump wrote this on TruthSocial:

“I can’t believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled! Something happened between then and now because his audience is GONE, and his “talent” was never there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who’s not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99% positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we’re going to test ABC out on this. Let’s see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.”

LOL. He lost and can’t accept it. Now he will sit there and squirm at 11:35 eastern as Kimmel gets massive standing ovation from his audience. His ratings will soar. Trump has actually caused one of his biggest enemies to grow more powerful. It’s too delicious!

And no, your orange freak, Kimmel’s audience isn’t “gone.” It was so strong that it forced Disney to stare you down. Hundreds of celebrities signed a petition, posted angry messages, vowed never to watch ABC again, and canceled their Disney Plus subscriptions.

Now Kimmel will come back stronger than ever. All because of you!

Is it A Sign? The Trump Reign of Terror Began on an Escalator, And Now it Ended On One, Too: Watch Before and After

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Was it a sign today?

Back in June 2015, Donald Trump launched his presidential campaign by going down an escalator at Trump Tower.

Today, Trump couldn’t get up an escalator at the UN because it was either broken or sabotaged.

Before and after. A sign from God? I think so. It’s a metaphor, and cosmic zetz. These two episodes are brackets.

And when Trump did get inside the UN General Assembly, his Teleprompter broke. Still he managed to say things so stupid and inane, not one world leader — even the ones who hate each other — will ever forget. He begged for a Nobel Peace Prize and insulted all the heads of state.

We can only imagine he took the elevator down.

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Fox News’s Jesse Watters Says Something Far More Incendiary and Dangerous Than Kimmel Ever Has: “We should bomb the UN”

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During an exchange between Fox News’s two laughing hyenas, Jesse Watters really said something dangerous.

It was more incendiary than anything Jimmy Kimmel said, by miles.

Watters told Greg Gutfeld: ““What we need to do is either leave the UN or bomb it.”

Yes he said it. Funny? No. Suggestive to some crazy person? Of course.

Watters was bemoaning Donald Trump’s appearance there today. The escalators weren’t working. The Telemprompter had glitches. So this was Watters’ solution.

The two Bozos did agree that because the UN was in New York, there might be problems. But they sloughed that off pretty fast.

Will Watters be yanked off the air? No. Fox News is a circus. The nighttime anchors are very bad animals.

Jimmy Fallon Says Adele Considering Super Bowl Half Time Show, He Should Know Since It’s on NBC

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The word is out: Adele is “considering” doing the Super Bowl half time show next year.

Jimmy Fallon announced this news on his show last and it’s not coincidence: the Super Bowl is on NBC. They know now she’s doing it. Fallon gave us a tease.

An Adele half time show won’t be a big dance marathon like Beyonce, but she will be center stage. A few guest stars might be added. Professional flipper Benson Boone does a great job on Adele’s “When We Were Young.” He’d be perfect. And, he could flip!

The ratings would also be through the roof, no matter who plays. If the Chiefs are back, Taylor Swift will be in the audience. She could also make an appearance since by then she’ll be up for Grammy Awards and so on.

Can she handle Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California? Absolutely. Adele just did 18 months in Vegas. She can handle a big space without trouble.

So bring on Adele! Just talent and no pornography is just what the doctor ordered at this point.

Jimmy Kimmel Guests Tonight: Hot Star Glen Powell, and Singer Sarah McLachlan Who Canceled Lilith Fair Performance Over Suspension

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Jimmy Kimmel named the guests for his return to the air tonight.

Glen Powell, the hot star, will be promoting his “Chad Powers” TV series on Disney’s Hulu platform.

Sarah McLachlan will also appear and presumably perform. She’s launching her first album in nine years.

Mclachlan was affected by Kimmel’s suspension insofar as she canceled her performance at the premiere of her “Lilith Fair” documentary — also a Hulu project — last week in solidarity with the talk show host.

Jon Stewart made a funny joke last night on his show about subscribers rushing through four years of “Only Murders in the Building” before canceling Disney Plus.

Trump Has No Rosh Hashanah Message for Jews He Claims to Love, But Delivers Blistering Attack Against Democrats, Transgender

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It’s Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year’s day, the beginning of the High Holidays.

Jewish Americans should be aware that Donald Trump has no message for us whatsoever, not on his social media or the White House website. He may only be vaguely aware that he has Jewish grandchildren via his daughter Ivanka.

He doesn’t care about American Jews unless it’s to raise money by scaring them into thinking he could abandon support for Israel.

Instead, Trump is celebrating the High Holidays by issuing another meaningless screed, this one about Congressional Democrats. This includes another irrational attack on transgender people. He is really scared of the transgender world. It’s a psychosis.