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Here is the Billie Eilish Single That Should Be Released from Her New Album “Hit Me Hard and Soft”

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Billie Eilish recently said there would be no singles from her new album, “Hit Me Hard and Soft.”

The result this morning is that Eilish has no tracks on the iTunes 100 except “Lunch,” which is only at 55 and can’t really be played on the radio or too loudly anywhere else.

But there IS a single track — actually a couple — that could be a big hit. The main focus should be on “Birds of a Feather.” It’s a totally catchy, upbeat song, intricately composed by Eilish and her brother Finneas. Billie Eilish fans: concentrate on this song!

No Singles on Billie Eilish’s Raunchy, Rocking New Album of Just 10 Tracks, “Hit Me Hard and Soft,” (Listen)

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Billie Eilish’s Hit Me Hard and Soft is notable for many things including this: not so much whisper singing.

Billie, 22, is starting to belt it out. The album is raunchy, rocking, and resplendent, but it’s also just a very slim 10 tracks.

Eilish said there were no singles being released from “Hit Me,” and now we see why. Off the bat, this is not a Top 40 friendly collection.

The pop starlet is finally giving her side of the story on the issues of love and sex. It may surprise some fans. And the fans’ mothers.

“Hit Me” is brave, and could only be done by a singer whose fame is unassailable at this point. Two Oscars, many Grammys? She can sing about whatever she wants!


Bennifer 2.0 May Be Ending Soon After JLo Lost $20 Million Advertising a Possibly Bad Romance

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Bennifer 2.0 may be winding up.

All signs point to the end of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s marriage, their second go round. Even People magazine is saying that the couple hasn’t been photographed together in 47 days.

Indeed, Lopez went to the Met Ball by herself looking gaunt from sudden weight loss. Ben went to the Tom Brady Roast and bombed with his material.

But the real sign that this series has been cancelled comes from Lopez’s failed album and long form video celebrating the reunion. The record, “This is Me…Now,” was a sales disaster. Totals were 4,595 in hard numbers, but with streaming 121,124 (which seems inflated). The album dropped off the charts immediately.

The video, called “The Greatest Romance Ever Told,” was on AmazonPrime so no one has any idea about its numbers. But the trailer got 585,000 views on YouTube, which wasn’t much.

Lopez sank $20 million into the project and lost it all. She also got no love from reviewers. Stinks, right?

Nothing will separate a celebrity couple faster than mutual failure. It’s a tried and true story. Lopez’s mistake was turning her Affleck Renaissance into a public forum.

Instead of learning from her many past mistakes, she plowed forward into magazine covers and paparazzi around the clock. Dunkin Donuts commercials? Please. Is everything in her life fodder? Apparently so.

If it’s over, the crowd will move on. The couple will have to sell their $60 million mansion (so gross and disgusting) and make do in individual $30 million homes. Can this marriage be saved? Maybe by a reality show.

“Grey’s Anatomy” — Totally Unwatchable Now — Pushed to 10PM For Probably Final Season

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It’s time to suture up the folks to at Grey Sloan whatever.

ABC has renewed “Grey’s Anatomy” for a 21st and hopefully final season. They’re shoving it to 10pm, an hour later on Thursdays, when most of its viewers will have decamped.

Tonight’s episode is completely unwatchable anyway. I flipped over from “SVU” to see what was going on. Ellen Pompeo is just not there. The new characters and stories are as compelling as old milk. When a show is over, it’s over. This one has outlasted its warranty by six or seven years.

“Greys” has a great run and made a lot of people rich. But really, call the code now and admit that next year is just a victory lap, ABC.

Replacing “Greys” at 9pm is yet another new medical show, this one from Ryan Murphy and starring Pacey from “Dawson’s Creek,” Joshua Jackson. It looks like it’s set on cruise liner. Same medical conditions, new setting. And that’s the way it’s been since “Dr. Kildare” and “Ben Casey.”

ABC Soap “General Hospital” Fires Headwriter of Two Months, Brings Back Predecessor

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ABC’s 60 year old soap, “General Hospital,” is always in some kind of trouble.

Today the show fired co-headwriter Patrick Mulcahey. He’d been on the job for two months, with Elizabeth Korte. In that time, the show dropped precipitously in the ratings, falling below the 2 million mark in viewers.

Mulcahey managed to destroy characters’ pre-existing relationships with each other to the point where everyone was arguing with each other onscreen. I guess he thought friction would be dramatic, but it was just annoying.

The old writer, Chris van Etten, will succeed Mulcahey and rapidly fix all the chaos. Soap fans don’t want characters shouting at each other and saying nasty things about them. You can have fun, but it has to be within parameters. All TV shows work only if the characters like each other — even villains.

This poor show. I’m told they have one young actress who’s doing 90 days in jail for a big DUI. Two of the older actors are missing entirely. One other actor is returning after cancer treatment. It sounds like a soap opera!

Cannes: Megaflopolis? Early Reaction to Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis”: “Disaster,” “A mess,” “Craziest thing I’ve ever seen”

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Cannes: the critics are reporting from the premiere of “Magalopolis” and the word is not good.

We were warned that Francis Ford Coppola’s $130 million movie would be an operatic failure. But early reviews include: “Disaster,” “A mess,” “Craziest thing I’ve ever seen.”

Reviewers admire the look of the film but have no idea what it’s about. Again, this is not a surprise.

How about this? “MEGALOPOLIS is truly insufferable on so many levels. You can tell that this has been forty years in the making and not in a good way by any means. Far past its sell by date right out of the gate. Aubrey Plaza is unsurprisingly the only redeeming quality”

Or: “More like MegaBonkerslis!! Can a film be simultaneous brilliant & a huge mess at the same time? Coppola certainly tries! And boy does he have a LOT to say. Packs in every single thought he has about America (aka New Rome) and its downfall into 2+ hours.”

Screen Daily:” It pains me to say that Francis Ford Coppola’s MEGALOPOLIS is a disaster.”

Rolling Stone: “So long as there are people who love movies that are actually about things, and think about the past 6000 years of human civilization, there is an audience for this.”

Variety: “To call this garish, idea-bloated monstrosity a mere “fable” is to grossly undersell the project’s expansive insights into art, life and legacy.

This isn’t funny. Coppola has put everything into this film. It could be a hit years from now when the passions have settled. But for now it’s a big miss. And the problem is that Coppola has literally bet the farm on this project. He’s got no distributor. I do think Paramount should take it on as the studio has lived on “The Godfather” movies for 50 years.

Vulture: “There is nothing in Megalopolis that feels like something out of a “normal” movie. It has its own logic and cadence and vernacular. The characters speak in archaic phrases and words, mixing shards of Shakespeare, Ovid, and at one point straight-up Latin. Some characters speak in rhyme, others just in high-minded prose that feels like maybe it should be in verse. At one point, Adam Driver does the entire “To be or not to be” soliloquy from Hamlet .Why? I’m not exactly sure. But it sure sounds good.”

See Rare, Sensational Photo of Paul McCartney, Elton John, Families at London Museum Showing

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Wow!

Paul McCartney, Elton John and families came together for a show called Fragile Beauty at London’s Victoria and Albert Museum.

A rare photo was posted to Instagram of the group.

The title is “Fragile Beauty: Photographs from the Sir Elton John and David Furnish Collection.

From Instagram: Today, in celebration of Elton’s birthday, we’re excited to share that Fragile Beauty will showcase over 300 rare prints from over 140 era-defining photographers, on loan from Elton and David’s personal collection. Spread across eight thematic sections of the 20th and 21st century, including fashion, reportage, celebrity, the male body, American photography, the Civil Rights movement and AIDS activism of the 1980s.

With the majority of works being on display for the first time, Fragile Beauty’s unrivalled selection of the world’s leading photographers tells a personal and universal story of modern and contemporary photography.

Billie Eilish Debuts “Lunch” at Listening Party. You Probably Won’t Be Hearing it On the Radio (Or in the Supermarket)

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(WITH UPDATES) Billie Eilish is only 22, but she’s never shied away from making cutting edge music.

On Wednesday night she debuted her new album, “Hit Me Hard and Soft,” at Brooklyn’s Barclay Center. Young women packed the arena, but what they got was lyrics of the new generation.

HEAR THE WHOLE ALBUM ON SHOWBIZ411.COM

Goodbye, Taylor Swift songs about breaking up with boys. It’s a new world now.

“I could eat that girl for lunch/Yeah, she dances on my tongue/Tastes like she might be the one/And I can never get enough/I could buy her so much stuff/It’ a craving, not a crush. Yeah.

I don’t think we’ll be hearing that on top 40 radio or in the carpool with the station turned up. But who knows?

Billie said there would be no singles from the album, and now I think we know why.

In the Barclay Center, the electronic music pounded. Eilish is singing strongly, not her usual whisper. She’s loud and proud. It’s 2024.

How will these new songs be received? As Billie sings in “Skinny”:

the internet is hungry for the mеat
It’s kinda funny that somebody’s gotta feed it

Billie Eilish is serving a banquet.

Here’s the song:

@billieeilishbrs LUNCH – @BILLIE EILISH #billieeilish #fyp #coachella #billiestan ♬ i could eat that girl for lunch – Billie Eilish Brasil

Barbra Streisand’s Next Duets Album Will Feature Superstars Paul McCartney, Sting, Other A Listers: Elton? Adele? Ariana?

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EXCLUSIVE (REALLY)

Barbra Streisand just released a new a beautiful new single called “Love Will Survive,” for the closing credits of the upcoming series “The Tattooist of Auschwitz.” It’s maybe Streisand’s best new vocal in years thanks to producers Walter Afanasieff (Mariah Carey’s classics) and Peter Asher (Linda Ronstadt, James Taylor classics).

So now I’m told Streisand has booked the producing duo for her next album of duets. Barbra has a couple of these under her belt over her six decade career. But this one sounds like a powerhouse.

Her big gets? (Or theirs, since who doesn’t want to sing with Barbra?) I’m told it’s superstars only: Paul McCartney is said to be, and so is Sting according to sources. Those are certainly as major as you can get. Which songs will they perform? Probably their own. For McCartney, how about “Michelle”? Sting would sound amazing on “Fragile” with Barbra. But who knows?

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I’ve gleaned that talks are going on with Adele, Miley Cyrus, and Ariana Grande, too. I’d love to hear her with Jennifer Hudson. How about “The Way We Were” with Gladys Knight? They each had hits with the Marvin Hamlisch song. Of course, Josh Groban or Michael Buble would be on the list but she’s worked with them before. Elton John? Bob Dylan? Smokey Robinson?

Will we get some rock songs? Fifty years ago Barbra had a major hit with “Stoney End,” produced by Richard Perry and written by Laura Nyro. I’ll bet she can do it again.

So stay tuned. I don’t think this collection can make it out in time for the 2025 Grammys. But 2026 isn’t so far away!

Happy News: Naomi Watts, Billy Crudup Invite Celebrity Guests to Mexico for 1st Anniversary Wedding Party

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EXCLUSIVE
Heard on the Rialto, as they used to say:

One year after their city hall wedding, stars Naomi Watts and Billy Crudup are having a party.

I’m told that Naomi and Billy have invited 130 friends to a Mexican weekend get away for June 4th-5th. The great acting couple will renew their vows, and say them for the first tie front of friends and family.

Who’ll be there? Mark Ruffalo and wife Sunrise were there the first time, at city hall, so they will likely be present. So, too, should Nicole Kidman, Naomi’s old friend, and her husband, Keith Urban. Will Keith perform?

Some other guests could include Billy’s costars like Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon.

The amount of talent in the room will be stunning, starting with the wedding couple. Crudup has a Tony and an Emmy. He’s featured in “The Morning Show” and is on tour with his excellent one man play, “Harry Clarke.”

Naomi has two Oscar nominations and a resume of top notch movies and TV shows including “Mulholland Drive,” “The Impossible,” “Vice,” “The Loudest Voice in the Room,” and “Twin Peaks Season 3.”

It’s actually amazing they even had time to pull this off!