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Box Office: “The Drama” Lost 500 Theaters After Two Weeks, Other A24 Fare Has Failed To Gain Traction, from “Pillion” to “How to Make a Killing”

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The days of everything, everywhere all at once are over.

A24, which has delivered some great movies over the years, is struggling.

Right now their big release is “The Drama.” The Robert Pattinson-Zendaya dram-com lost 500 theaters on Friday, down to a still healthy 2,629.

But interest has ebbed in “The Drama,” which was sold as a romcom but turns out to be sludge. Weeks three and four will see more theaters gone, and then off they go to streaming.

The company’s new release, “Mother Mary,” is on the precipice of failure. Critics rated it at 71%, there aren’t enough audience reactions to get a score. Anne Hathaway is lucky she has “Devil Wears Prada 2” coming soon. “Mary” is not her golden ticket.

A24 similarly has had challenges with “Pillion,” “How to Make a Killing,” “The Moment,” “The Materialists,” and “Marc by Sofia.” Forget about mass appeal, these films don’t have the limited kind. Let’s not get started about “Eddington.” Or the Dwayne Johnson wrestling movie.

Most of these movies share one thing: they’re downers. They end badly. They’re not edgy in a “good way,” like “Sex, Lies and Videotape.” They’re just uncomfortable-making and pointless. The only thing that’s really worked recently was “Marty Supreme,” built largely on the marketing (we all know how that went) and that the ending was hopeful.

The next chance for A24 is “The Invite,” directed by Olivia Wilde and starring Wilde, Seth Rogen, Penélope Cruz, and Edward Norton. This is Wilde’s second chance after the dreadful “Don’t Worry Darling.” So far there’s good buzz for this comedy, which could be a breath of fresh air. And maybe there will be $250 jackets!

One thing about the A24 movies: they never seem shaped in the process of filmmaking. There’s no connective tissue among the films. It feels like all the directors get final cut, without any consideration for the audience.

Madonna Massive Comeback: Debuts New Song at Coachella with Sabrina Carpenter, Hits Number 1 on iTunes with “I Feel So Free” (Video)

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NOW: Madonna hit number 1 this morning on iTunes with “I Feel So Free,” the Giorgio Moroder -like dance track she dropped earlier this week.

EARLIER: Madonna made a not so surprise appearance last night at Coachella.

She shared the 20th anniversary of her own Coachella show in 2006 performing a medley of her hits like “Like a Prayer” and “Vogue” with the night’s star act, Sabrina Carpenter.

The pair then premiered their duet from Madonna’s new album, “Confessions on a Dance Floor 2.”

The song is called “Bring Your Love,” and it feels like Madonna may have her first real hit in two decades. She and Sabrina are like a Before and After picture, and that’s not bad.

Madonna is doing everything right so far with this release. Stay tuned…

First video is fan made, but the recording is excellent. Maybe too good. Second video actually from the show.

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UPDATED Paul and Ringo Duet on McCartney’s New Album, Song Called “Home to Us” — 2nd Time They’ve Sung Together Post-Beatles

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UPDATED At different times, Beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have worked together over the years.

I actually saw them perform together in April 2009 at Radio City Music Hall.

Back in the early 70s, Paul contributed a song called “Six O’Clock” to Starr’s famous “Ringo” album.

Now Paul and Ringo will each sing on a new track called “Home to Us” on McCartney’s new album called “The Boys of Dungeon Lane.”

It’s the second time they’ve made a duet. The first was Ringo’s “Walk with You.” (See below)

At a special listening session in Los Angeles, Paul addressed the crowd. Per Variety, he said: “It’s a duet. It was really nice, because we’ve never done that. Ringo’s never just taken a duet with one of the Beatles, you know? So, there you go. We had it.”

(Actually, this is the second time. But when you’ve been making records for 70 years, who can remember?)

The producer of the album — coming May 20th — is Andrew Watt, who’s made magic with both the Rolling Stones, and with Elton John and Brandi Carlile. He has a new album coming from the Stones. And Ringo has a new album coming next Friday, produced by T Bone Burnett.

Until then, we have the first single from the album, called “‘Days we Left Behind.” PS I’m surprised no one at the listening session asked Paul why he didn’t include a song called “In Liverpool” on this autobiographical album.

Robot Warning: All Musicians Should Worry that Fake AI Songs Have 12 Spots on iTunes, No One is Stopping the Killing of Music

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I sound like Chicken Little, but the roof is caving in on all music.

Three of the top five songs on iTunes are AI productions. They are by “Eddie Dalton” and “IngaRose.”

But there are more, many more we don’t know about.

Right now in the top 100 there are several including at #32, “Black Sheep” by IndependentMusiccart, “Valhalla Calling” by Ragal Ironbull, “Blackwater Damned” by Burning Bridges AI, King Wiillonius’s “Do You Ever Get Tired,” and Jada Monroe’s
Slow Ruin.”

Sprinkled through the top 100 are also more songs each by Eddie Dalton and IngaRose.

There’s another so-called artist called Maphna, who may be AI, too. There’s a debate online.

That’s a dozen by my count and there may be more. YouTube is filled with fake videos of fake songs by fake singers.

The music business and recording artists are very naive. These “creators” are here to eat your lunch. They will destroy the business unless someone stops them. So far no one will. Warner Music actually made a deal with Suno Music for $500 million to let the AI firm use music by the company’s artists.

If you still don’t get it, Suno has a platform — some of it is free — where me, you, your neighbor can design songs, albums, artwork, and make it seem like they’re real. Suno is only interested in the end of real musicians and the rise of AI fakery.

And Suno is not alone. There are plenty of other programs.

Take heed, people. Many musicians belong to the AFM, American Federation of Musicians. But most do not. No one has stepped up to stop the infiltration of AI– not the Recording Academy, or the RIAA, or anyone who could protect musicians.

If I were a “rock star” or performer, I’d be on the warpath. A dozen chart spots are now unavailable on iTunes Singles — albums, too — and it’s getting worse.

Also check out my stories on Eddie Dalton and real AI producer Dallas Little, who’s at the root of the iTunes manipulation.

Mariah Carey Cash Strapped? Performs at Tiffany & Co. Ribbon Cutting in Front of Random Celebs, Unknown Influencers

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Next stop: bowling alleys.

I didn’t believe recent reports that Mariah Carey was cash strapped. But she turned up last night singing at a Tiffany & Co. ribbon cutting, their Blue Book launch — not sure what that is.

Random celebrities turned up like Naomi Watts, Teyana Taylor, and Connor Storrie from the “Heated Rivalry” TV show. (His next stop may be a bowling alley, too.)

A lot of the pictures from the party on WireImage are of influencers. Who is Lucky Blue Smith, you might ask? He was Teen Vogue’s “Model of the Moment” in 2015. His wife, Nara Smith, is a “Model and influencer.” GQ says they’ve gone viral. I wish had some penicillin.

Into this frazzled mess came Mariah Carey. She sang four or five songs — to pre-recorded tracks, no band. See below: the crowd had to be hushed so she could sing. It was like dinner theater.

Mariah is supposed to be a diva, well above this fray. But times are tough. Her records don’t sell, and her touring is limited to three weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas. She’s trying to unload her massive Tribeca penthouse for $27 million. If Tiffany paid her a million bucks, she probably took it.

Poor Tiffany’s. How times have changed. In the old days, everything they did was an ‘event’. Maybe ‘drive-thru’ is coming. And Mariah: time to start clipping coupons.

This is sad:

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Books: Jay McInerney’s New Novel About More Conspicuous Consumption Panned by the Times, Fails to Launch on Amazon (UPDATED 4/22)

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Jay McInerney is back, and it’s no good.

His latest novel, “See You on the Other Side,” was panned by the New York Times this week.

Dwight Garner wrote: “It depressed me to so thoroughly dislike this novel.”

He wasn’t so depressed that he didn’t eviscerate it.

The novel, published Tuesday, is a sales stiff. On Amazon, it’s sitting at number 1,399 on the best seller list.

(UPDATE WEDS 4/22: “See You on the Other Side” is now number 3,145.)

Knopf paid for the book and allowed Gary Fisketjon, whom they fired a few years ago for all kinds of misbehavior, to edit it.

Was there no way out of this thing?

According to Garner, the book is just long lists of expensive products and celebrity names used to prop up nothing much at all. McInerney is trapped in the 1980s, when his “Bright Lights, Big City” was a huge success.

But it’s 40 years later, and now everyone has what people in the 80s drooled over. Fashion labels are not a big deal. You want Frette sheets? They’re on Gilt.com. Louis Vuitton and Prada are on the subway. No one cares about these people.

And that’s what McInerney doesn’t get. How could he? He married an heiress years ago, and lives in a bubble on the Upper East Side. That he’s even mentioning Black Lives Matter in the novel is hilarious. According to Garner, the main character, Russell, orders food from Jean-Georges while his wife is in the hospital dying of cancer. Without a hint of irony.

For me, the irony is that 40 years ago next month, Fisketjon and a bunch of jackals took over the solid, highly respected Atlantic Monthly Press, where I worked. They wrecked the place immediately. Every night at 5pm, while the rest of us worked, the duo entertained people in a corner office with “cocktails.” My lasting image of McInerney, red nosed, looking in the marketing office aghast about lowly we seemed. He actually held a martini glass daintily in one hand. I’ve never forgotten he was wearing silk trousers that flapped about his ankles.

I sure hope we don’t see him on the other side of anything.

Madonna Drops First Track from New Album: “I Feel So Free” Hits the Radio in Brazil with a 70s Giorgio Moroder Sound

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Madonna’s new song, “I Feel So Free,” hit Brazilian radio this morning.

It’s the first track from her “Confessions on a Dance Floor 2.”

The song sounds like Donna Summer’s 70s producer, Giorgio Moroder, put it together.

I’m sure it will be a big hit on the dance floor in whatever discos still exist — they’re very popular in Europe and South America.

German Pop Group Wants Trump to Stop Using Their Song, “Forever Young,” in Social Media Videos: “Abhor” Trump’s Political Views

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Alphaville, the German pop group, is furious with Donald Trump.

They’re demanding he take down a video from his Truth Social using their song, “Forever Young.”

They say they “abhor” his political views, and prohibit anyone from the Republican Party, starting with him, to use the song in any way.

Alphaville joins scads of musicians who’ve disallowed Trump from using their music in videos or at rallies.

It’s ironic that Alphaville has registered a protest over the song. “Forever Young” is adapted from Bob Dylan’s 1973 song of the same name. Dylan is surely livid over the use himself.

Trump is not forever young, by the way. He turns 80 in June and looks terrible.

PS Yes, Rod Stewart adapted the Dylan song, too.


Poland Cancels Kanye Concert, Follows UK, France Not Allowing Rapper to Perform After Antisemitic Comments, Actions

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Kanye West’s (Ye) planned concert at Poland’s Silesian Stadium has been canceled. The decision follows significant pressure from Polish authorities and public backlash regarding the artist’s history of antisemitic comments and past praise of Nazi ideology.

Poland’s decision to not allow Kanye to perform follows similar decisions from the UK and France. West is also banned from entering Australia.

This leaves booked shows for him in Italy, Turkey, and India.

Poland is especially touchy about the embrace of Nazis and Hitler since a great deal of the Holocaust took place in their country, especially the decimation of the Warsaw Ghetto. Kanye would do well to watch Roman Polanski’s “The Pianist” if he wants to learn more about the history of music and the Nazis in Poland.

Marta Cienkowska, Poland’s culture minister, said in a statement: “In a country marked by the history of the Holocaust, we cannot pretend this is just entertainment.  

“We are talking about an artist who has publicly made antisemitic remarks, relativized crimes, and profited from selling T-shirts with a swastika.”

“This is a deliberate crossing of a boundary and a normalization of hate,” she added in a social media post on Thursday according to tvpworld.com. 

“Culture cannot be a space for those who use it to spread contempt,” Cienkowska said.

West’s opportunities to perform around the world are shrinking quickly after the fiasco at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles. They allowed him put on two shows, one of which was on the first night of Passover.

Since then, West — a vocal and avowed antisemite — has posted that he wants “to make amends,” whatever that means.

Meanwhile, sales of his new “Bully” album have slowed down to a trickle. Sales are mostly coming from streaming, but they’re down 60% from last week to just 33,000. 

Stormy Daniels’ Ex-Lawyer, Michael Avenatti, Sets Up Website Following Release from Prison to Halfway House Where He Plans to Start Over

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Guess who’s back in action?

Stormy Daniels’ ex lawyer, Michael Avenatti.

He’s just put up a website to find work or an opportunity to pay back $6 million to his victims.

Avenatti was convicted of various crimes — including a $20 million extortion scheme against Nike and stealing $300,000 from Daniels. He was sentenced to 11 years, 3 months. He served around 4 years and was released last week.

Now he’s in a halfway house in Hollywood, eyeing a full release in September.

Avenatti at his height was on every TV talk show as the story of Stormy and Donald Trump got bigger and bigger. He seemed like Stormy’s BFF, but then it was revealed he was bilking her.

He also did some bad stuff with Nike, and wound up in prison.

But now, he says, his story isn’t over.

On the new website, he writes, in the third person: “He does not minimize what happened or ask for sympathy. He has said publicly, and means it, that you don’t end up where he ended up without making serious mistakes — and that people were hurt by his conduct in ways he carries with him. And he is committed to making things right. He also has things to say about what was done to him, and how, and why.”

F. Scott Fitzgerald was so wrong. He said Americans didn’t have second acts. Indeed, they seem to have many acts. If Fitzgerald were alive he’d now say, “Americans never go away, no matter what they’v done.”