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Two Thumbs Down: Chicago Movie Critic Richard Roeper Leaving Sun Times After 37 Years

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It’s the end of another era.

Movie critic Richard Roeper says he’s leaving the Chicago Sun Times after 37 years.

Roeper became famous when he took over Gene Siskel’s spot on “Siskel and Ebert” when original host passed away much too young from cancer.

He’s been a mainstay of Chicago media and film criticism for almost four decades.

“I have decided to accept a buyout from the Sun-Times,” said

Roeper. “I’m excited for the next chapter in my career, as I have no plans of retiring or even slowing down. I will continue to review films and TV series every Friday on ‘Windy City Weekend’ on ABC-7 Chicago, and I’ll keep recording new episodes of ‘The Richard Roeper Show’ podcast every week. I also intend to continue writing reviews regularly. See you at the movies.”

Roeper taking the buyout means what you think: like the NY Daily News and many other big city newspapers the tradition of print journalist is winding down. Also, as with many businesses, they only want to pay cheaper younger people to do the jobs.

Roeper was once suspended by the Sun Times for buying Twitter followers. Who could blame him? I’d do it now if there were any Twitter people left.

Congrats, Richard!

Kanye West New “Album” Courts Trouble with Uncleared Motown Song, Son Saint Bashing Heads with Mallet

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Kanye West has put out a new 29 minute video of music he’s created.

The opening scenes feature his young son, Saint, age 9, in a wrestling ring, bashing in the heads of wrestlers with a mallet.

He’s no Saint. PS Pitiful that Kim Kardashian, the child’s mother, allowed this.

The video is called, overall, “Bully,” and it’s from a man who has preached adoration of Hitler and Nazis strongly for the last few weeks on social media.

There are other issues. “Bully” is full of samples and covers of songs written by others and likely not cleared for usage.

One of them is the Supremes song, “You Can’t Hurry Love,” sung by someone else. It’s hard to believe the Motown music publisher, Sony/EMI, allowed this. The song was written by Holland Dozier Holland, who would never permit a Kanye West sample.

Also sampled is The Moments’ “To You with My Love.” The owner is the estate of the late Sylvia Robinson, creator of the Sugarhill Gang, singer of “Pillow Talk,” and “Love is Strange.” She was a mogul with a lot of lawyers.

Kanye has posted a couple of versions of the video to Twitter (X), which should be getting takedown letters from lawyers soon.

Billboard Names 80 Least Successful Female Singers of the 21st Century, Chosen by 7 Men and 1 Woman

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Billboard magazine went out of its way today to infuriate their readers and create clickbait.

They named the 80 least successful female singers of the 21st century.

I’ve been getting tweets saying absurd things like “Gwen Stefani from No Doubt is number 59 but solo Gwen is 32,” “Camlla Cabello is 51,” “Madonna is number 36.”

What’s it based on?

Hilarious: Who ranked this group? Eight Billboarders made these decisions. Seven of them are men. So LOL. This is just an after hours bar game, like darts. They didn’t even ask their editorial director, Hannah Karp, or their two very famous female editors Gail Mitchell and Melinda Newman!

The top 20, or the least unsuccessful, I guess, will be out today. They will be — unsurprisingly — Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, SZA, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, and so on.

The rest of the list is just insulting. Can you imagine Olivia Rodrigo bragging that she’s number 21 of all females in the last 25 years? Is Billboard sending them all plaques?

Some of the artists are actuall dead. Many haven’t been contemporary for a long time. Some, like Madonna, should be in the top 10 just by their ability to sell out arenas. Fergie, who hasn’t had a hit since 2006, actually managed to hit number 28– way above the aforesaid Madonna.

The whole thing is a joke. You can read 21-100 here. But the site is screwed up, so ignore the meaning of the tabs at top. When you click on 1 through 8 you actually get 100-80. Barbra Streisand is 88– again lol she’s the most famous female singer in the world. Fleetwood Mac’s Christine McVie and Stevie Nicks together are 81, even though McVie is dead, and Nicks is booming.

Complete freak show.

Danity Kane is number 100.

Shock: Ex Vanity Fair Writer Says He Was Paid $500K During Heyday for Just Three Long Articles Per Year

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Bryan Burroughs, former writer for Vanity Fair during its heyday, has made some astonishing revelations about his time at Graydon Carter’s page turning periodical.

Burroughs, a very accomplished journalist, says he was on an annual contract that paid him almost $500,000 a year for most of his tenure spread over two and a half decades.

This was when SI Newhouse owned and ran Conde Nast. It was the height of magazine mania, before the internet came and in ended a gilded era.

Burroughs recalls in a book review-cum-memoir for The Yale Review: “For twenty-five years, I was contracted to produce three articles a year, long ones, typically ten thousand words. For this, my peak salary was $498,141. That’s not a misprint—$498,141, or more than $166,000 per story. Then, as now, $166,000 was a good advance for an entire book. Yes, I realized it was obscene. I took it with a grin.”

This what journalists always heard about Vanity Fair but never saw spelled out. It’s shocking even now, when, as Burroughs says, he’d be lucky to get $20,000 for one story (and that’s a massive overestimate).

The news comes as part of Burroughs’ review of the legendary former editor’s memoir “When the Going Was Good.” Carter’s Vanity Fair was a must read every month, documenting the nexus of the arts, culture, politics, crime, great wealth, and royalty. When something BIG happened, it was featured in Vanity Fair the next month. Unlike the current version, you had to have it and couldn’t put it down.

Carter has always been generous to his writers. He still is, even in these diminished times, with his monthly Airmail.com.

Burroughs’s Vanity Fair pay was similar to those of his colleagues, but in a world apart from other writing jobs at the time.

He says: “Nowadays, though, such windfalls are a distant memory.” He adds: I was treated like a prince…In Sydney, they put me up in a Four Seasons suite overlooking the opera house. In London, it was Claridge’s…The staff’s perks were posher still. Breakfast—any breakfast—could be expensed. Dinner parties at one’s home could be catered on the company’s dime. Town cars famously stood ready to whisk you anywhere. Editors received interest-free loans to buy new homes; Condé Nast even covered moving costs. Cash advances were a signature away. There was an “eyebrow lady” who swanned in to tweeze everyone’s brows.”

I can tell you that during my concurrent decade at Fox News, I stayed in Holiday Inns, and that was lavish. There was no cash to get an advance from. You get the point!

None of this is in Carter’s book, presumably, but I can’t wait to read it nevertheless when it’s released next Tuesday. This is all Burroughs’s experience. But just this slight piercing of the veil will come as a shock, I think, but not a surprise to those of us slugging it out in the real world.

PS in reference to Burroughs’ comment that $166,000 was a good advance for entire book: another understatement. An advance of $166,000 for any book other than Marlo Brando’s autobiography would have been considered a windfall.

Pop Fizz: Lizzo’s Comeback Failing As Two New Singles Sink, Lawsuits Continue to Plague Her

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Pop R&B star Lizzo is still having career trouble.

In August 2023, Lizzo was sued by former employees for sexual, racial and religious harassment, assault, false imprisonment and disability discrimination, in addition to other allegations.

The plaintiffs — dancers and a make up stylist — managed to grab a lot of publicity especially since the overweight Lizzo — who celebrated women being comfortable with their size — was accused of weight shaming.

Immediately the singer’s record sales tanked.

She was dropped from one of the lawsuits in December 2024 but the harrasment suit continues.

Lizzo herself slimmed down, and two weeks ago she released the first of two new single, hoping for a comeback. So far that hasn’t materialized.

The first single “Love in Real Life,” tanked and disappeared after one week. It’s had 7.8 million views on YouTube. Total sales including streaming: only 29,266 according to Luminate.

Now the second one, released last Thursday night, has done the same. The feisty “Still Bad” has not made the iTunes chart at all. The single is being snubbed by all the fans who’d made Lizzo a household name.

“Still Bad” has only yielded 1.5 million YouTube views in five days.

Sometime soon, Lizzo says she’s releasing the “Love in Real Life” album. If her marketing approach doesn’t change she may wind up in the same boat as Katy Perry with her last album, i.e. dead in the water.

It’s all kind of stunning. Lizzo — real name Melissa Jefferson — was on top of the pop world until the lawsuits and allegations. In 2023, her song “About Damn Time” won Record of the Year, and her album “Special” was nominated for Album of the Year and Best Pop Vocal Album.

But two years later, it’s back the drawing board.

TV’s “Severance” Serves Up A Sly Hollywood Inside Joke About 3 Key Characters: Burt, Fields, and Irving

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Is it a posthumous dig?

Or is it a tribute? Or both.

On the hip Apple series, “Severance,” a character named Burt (the great Christopher Walken) brings a co-worker — named Irving (John Turturro) — home to meet his husband, named Fields (John Noble).

Burt and Irving have been on “Severance” for 25 episodes. Fields is a newcomer, and wants to know more about his husband’s past.

Burt, Irving, Fields? There are no coincidences in life, you know.

Burt and Irving (who may be gay, no one knows yet) sound a lot like Bert and Ernie from “Sesame Street.”

Burt and Fields, however, are a more suspicious pairing to the memory of Hollywood insiders. They could be a homage to Burt Reynolds and Sally Field, of course.

But it’s “Fields” with an s, which causes ears to perk up. That points to late, infamous Hollywood lawyer, Bert Fields.

Fields was Tinsel Town’s scariest and meanest lawyer. He represented Michael Jackson in his 1993 scandals,worked for Tom Cruise, and was tied to ex-con private Anthony Pellicano. Bert Fields was involved in every high profile contretemps and relished the spotlight. He left many admirers and haters behind.

To make the story funnier, Burt and Fields tell Irving how they call each other a nickname, “Attila.” As in, Attila the Hun. They say it’s a play on the word ‘hon,” as in honey, But a lot of people thought of Bert Fields as Attila the Hun. LOL.

Is “Severance” pulling our legs? Taking the piss< Or it just all happening on its own?

I vote for one or two, or both!

Fire Sale: Disgraced Ex-Rep Matt Gaetz Marks Down Cameo Shots 63% from $550 to Just $200

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Want a personalized message from disgraced former Congressman Matt Gaetz?

He’s currently running a fire sale on Cameo.

Last fall, NBC reported that Gaetz was charging $550 for pep talks, birthday greetings, and tips on how to date 17 year olds.

Evidently, sales were not so brisk. Now Gaetz has dropped the price to just $200. It’s a bargain!

His bio: “I served in Congress. Trump nominated me to be US Attorney General (that didn’t work out). Once I fired the House Speaker.”

He did fire the House Speaker, but not before Kevin McCarthy restrained himself from knocking Gaetz out. Many wished he had.

Gaetz, who looks like a cross between the Joker and Max Headroom, seems to send out one of these things a week.

Here’s a link.

Gaetz was thoroughly humiliated in Congress and resigned before results of an investigation into his dicey personal life were revealed. Word is he wants to run for another office. So if you’ve got one of these messages, hold onto it. They could be comedy gold in the future.

Trump Suggests Opera Great Pavarotti– Inducted in 2001 — for Kennedy Center Honors, Also Dead Elvis, Babe Ruth

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Donald Trump is thinking of inducting the late opera singer Luciano Pavarotti for a Kennedy Center Honor.

He’s unaware the Pavarotti was inducted and appeared in 2001.

Trump also suggested Elvis Presley and Babe Ruth. They are each dead, and Babe Ruth was a sports hero. The Kennedy Center charter is for performers who changed the culture. It also has never inducted honorees posthumously.

At an appearance at the Kennedy Center on Monday, Trump admitted he hadn’t been there in a long time. He likely has never been there. He doesn’t care about the arts, and didn’t attend any of the Kennedy Center Honors during his first term.

A few days ago, his vice president, JD Vance, and wife Usha, were booed by the audience.

Trump also suggested singers Paul Anka and Johnny Mathis, each of whom is a Republican but without much of a following anymore. Anka could dedicate “My Way” to Trump. There would not be much of a TV audience for that by December, when Trump will have laid off tens of thousands of people and done nothing to check inflation.

Mathis would check boxes for gay and Black in Trump’s all white new board of directors.

Trump said he could host the event himself — since has nothing to do, with Elon Musk running the government. He also said he might shop the show t various networks. It’s run on CBS since it started in the 1970s. But Fox would snatch it up in a second.

It’s unlikely that NBC would be considered since Trump is in a fight with them. Amazon is an option since Jeff Bezos became Trump’s chew toy. CBS might get involved if the Paramount deal with David Ellison goes through, and Trump is close to Ellison’s father, Larry, the money behind that operation.

Trump also denigrated the Kennedy Center union, saying he’d put on non union shows in the theater. He also suggested that the finances were bad, which isn’t true.

Altogether not a pretty picture.

As for Elvis, he will not be in the building according to manager Col. Tom PArker. He’s booked elsewhere that night.

RIP Jesse Colin Young, 83, A New Yorker Who Captured the Hippy Sound with Classic “Get Together (Love One Another Right Now)”

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The great singer songwriter Jesse Colin Young has died at age 83.

Born Perry Miller in New York, Young managed to capture the eternal sound of summer, peace, and hippies in 1969 with “Get Together.”

The song remains an island, Young’s one big hit with his band the Youngbloods. Sometimes a one off hit is all you need despite lots of talent and many terrific records. “Get Together” with its refrain “If you hear the song I sing” just transcended radio. The production was gorgeous and dramatic but not overdone.

Jesse Colin Young did have a lot of records. He wrote a hit for Three Dog Night called “Sunlight,” the kind of song you hear and think, What is that? He used it to kick off his own live album, “On the Road (Live 1976).” It’s still one of those favorite songs and albums that makes you feel good. On it, he also performs a medley of Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On” and “Mercy Mercy Me,” that remains outstanding.

Condolences to his family and friends.

“White Lotus” Incest Kiss Doesn’t Lead to Anything Satisfying (As Director Claims) Unless You’re Wacko

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There’s a headline in Variety right now:

‘The White Lotus’ Incest Kiss Is ‘Not Just for Shock’ Value and ‘Culminates in a Very Satisfying Way,’ Says Executive Producer

It’s not the first time today I’ve seen interviews in print, online, and TV in which the actors involved in last night’s smooch between blood-related brothers insist there’s a point to what happened.

Look, I don’t care personally, but there’s no satisfying ending to this story line. Unless, of course, you’re living way out on the edge. I’ve seen this coming week’s episode. When the rest of that story is told, viewers will be reaching for hard liquor. The Ratliff brothers go somewhere I’ve never seen on TV or the movies.

But maybe I live a cloistered life. Or it’s generational. Maybe incest is now considered cool, and we shouldn’t sweat it.

After Sunday there are two more episodes I haven’t seen. I guess this could all turn out to a porn dream. I doubt it. If the Ratliffs remain alive, and go home together, it’s going to be very difficult to sit at the same breakfast table. Lochlon Ratliff (played by Sam Nivola) would need therapy the rest of his life. The audience will, too.

It’s hard to believe that not one of the media people running today’s public relations for “The White Lotus” are unaware of the fallout from last night’s episode. I guess they’re just playing along.

As for the other big moment last night, Sam Rockwell secured himself an Emmy Award for guest star. Wow. His speech to Walton Goggins was on fire. Goggins was gaga just from listening to him. It was an actor’s master class.