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Funniest Photo and Caption of the Day Depicts Kellyanne Conway, Steven Miller as Little Orphan Annie’s Grifter Parents

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If you don’t follow Paul Rudnick’s Twitter account, you’re missing out. Several times a week he posts pictures of Jared, Ivanka, et al with hilarious captions. Today’s is maybe the best by far, a photo of grotesque villains Kellyanne Conway and Steven Miller. The caption: “That grifter couple who up at Daddy Warbuck’s mansion, claiming to be Annie’s parents, because they heard there was a reward.”

Rudnick also a great humor piece in the New Yorker this week called All Purpose Non-Disclosure Agreement.

If you don’t know who Paul Rudnick is, he wrote among other things “Sister Act” and “Addams Family Values.” He also published a very funny novel called “Social Disease” in 1997, as well as plays like “I Hate Hamlet.”

Alec Baldwin’s Third Talk Show Episode Down to 1.6 Mil Viewers as World Series Soars

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Alec Baldwin launched his talk show on ABC at a tricky time. He’s been up against “The Walking Dead,” The World Series, and popular shows on other networks.

Last night, Alec went up against what turned out to be the final game of the World Series. And the scoring was high in the first inning, which didn’t help. Even the charms of Ricky Gervais and Jeff Bridges as guests couldn’t be enough to thwart that situation.

The result: 1.6 million viewers, the first time he’s dropped below 2 million.  It’s pretty clear by now this show is not about ratings. That’s literally one tenth of the 16 million who watched the World Series.

Today Show Kicks Off Post-Megyn Kelly Third Hour with Al Roker Returning to Former Spot

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The end of Megyn Kelly means back to the future. The 9am hour of Today returned this morning with none other than Al Roker as co-host. Before Megyn, Al and Tamron Hall co-hosted the hour– with better ratings.

Al co-hosted the hour with Today show co-hosts Hoda Kotb and Craig Melvin. But now Al is equal to Hoda and Craig, who co-host the regular show from 7 to 9am. Viva Al!

And no, Megyn’s name was not mentioned. She is gone, and so is her scandal.

Hoda said, “We want you to know the entire Today family will continue to bring you informative and important stories just the way we always have.”

Johnny Depp Disaster: Three Year Old “London Fields” Averages $93 in 613 Theatres

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“London Fields” are falling down.

The Johnny Depp-Amber Heard movie that was supposed to be released three years ago made just $93 per theater over the weekend. It was seen in 613 theaters for a total of $116,470.

Matthew Cullen directed the adaptation of the Martin Amis novel, a bestseller and critical hit when it was published years ago.

But obviously no one knew how to put it on the big screen. “London Fields” was the subject of lawsuits back and forth, as well as a power struggle over the final cut.

“London Fields” made so little money that it didn’t turn up in the top movies countdown of the week. Billy Bob Thornton co-stars.

Depp was already seeing Amber Heard when she got her role as Nicola Six in “London Fields.” He joined the movie in 2014. They married in February 2015. In September, “London Fields” was pulled from the Toronto Film Festival over a dispute about the final cut. The lawsuits came next, then the scandalous divorce.

Meanwhile, Annapurna Pictures’s “The Sisters Brothers” with Joaquin Phoenix and John C. Reilly, made just $270,000 in 774 theaters this weekend. By contrast, “The Rocky Horror Picture Show,” which is more than 30 years old, made $360,000 in 225 theaters in re-release.

NJ Senate Candidate Bob Hugin Made Millions from Marketing Fake Cancer Drugs, Was Caught by Justice Department Last Year

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OK, so I don’t live in New Jersey, I don’t ever go there, I don’t really care about Sen. Bob Menendez except he’s all they’ve got.

But this guy who’s running against him, Bob Hugin, I only know about him because advertises during baseball on Fox. He is ruining my World Series with his disgusting, out of bounds attacks on Menendez. The ads are completely wrong, making spurious claims against Menendez. My new favorite one–this is hysterical– is running a picture of Harvey Weinstein through the ad. Weinstein had nothing to do with Menendez and never lived in New Jersey, he’s never been convicted of anything. But Hugin’s ad people are trying to tie Harvey’s issues to Menendez. It won’t work.

So who is Bob Hugin? (Like I needed to know this.) Well, he runs a Big Pharma company called Celgene. They’re a Summit, New Jersey cancer drug company. And guess what? In 2017, Celgene paid the Department of Justice $280 million to settle fraud allegations related to the promotion of two cancer treatment drugs for uses not approved by the Food and Drug Administration.

Nice, huh? So if you have cancer, and live in pollution spewing New Jersey, you can thank Bob Hugin. Among his other credits was blocking generic versions of Celgene drugs, to make them affordable.

Hugin’s made a lot of money, don’t worry, from cancer drug fraud. He’s made enough that he has a tax free non profit family foundation with $14 million in assets as of 2016. How much has he donated to cancer research? In 2016, it was just $100,000. In 2014 and 2015, the Hugin Family Foundation didn’t bother to list its donations or grants.

If you’ve had cancer, or know someone who’s had it, how could you vote for this guy? In the DOJ press release: “Patients deserve to know their doctors are prescribing drugs that are likely to provide effective treatment, rather than drugs marketed aggressively by pharmaceutical companies,” said Acting United States Attorney Sandra R. Brown.

Bob Hugin doesn’t care about you. And I think in New Jersey, you need someone who’s not actively trying to kill you as your US Senator.

Please retweet, email, this story, just make sure your cousin Sid in Verona, or wherever, sees it.

Kanye Now Making Pro-Trump T Shirts, But His Music and Sneaker Business is Suffering

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News tonight that Kanye West is now making T shirts for something called “Blexit” encouraging black people to leave the Democratic party for Trumpland, not explaining that’s where they will be destroyed. Blexit is the work of nutcase rightwinger Candace Owens.

Kanye’s insistence on doubling down over and over on Trump has not helped his business. His “Ye” album, priced at $7.99, has sold just 60,000 copies since its release on June 1st. Including streaming of the album and all its singles, he’s up to 250,000. A gold record is issued for 500,000 in certified sales. He’s halfway there. Not even his “SNL” performance a few weeks ago helped sell copies.

Meanwhile, Kanye’s Yeezy 350 v2 sneakers, distributed by Adidas, are at number 358 on amazon.com’s best seller list of men’s sneakers, running. To give you some comparison New Balance 990s (which I wear) are at number 8. Yeezy’s, which can range in price into the thousands, aren’t selling. I’ve never see another human wearing them. If you own a pair, email me at showbiz411@gmail.com, send a photo, let me know how much you paid.

Jim Carrey Goes After Trump at LA Awards Dinner: “Shamelessness is not and will never be a superpower. It is the mark of a villain”

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Boo! “Halloween” Falls by More than 69%, “A Star is Born” Booms, “Sisters Brothers” Is Dead

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Well, so much for “Halloween.”

Last Friday Jamie Lee Curtis and co. took in $33 million and went for a $76 million weekend.

But the movie may turn out to be a hollowed out pumpkin. Last night receipts were $10 million, off by 69.7%. This weekend sees a drop of two thirds. Halloween comes mid week. By next Friday, Michael Myers will have scared everyone off.

Annapurna has kept “Sisters Brothers” in theaters — like over 770 of them. Why? Last night the take was $79,144.  I mean, why bother? Kill the poor thing already.

“A Star is Born” just keeps booming away. Friday brought $4.1 million, total up to $138 million. They’ll cross the $150 mil mark tomorrow. And they’ve only just begun.

We’ll see how the bad weather on the East Coast affects the rest of the weekend.

Donald Trump’s Daughter-in-Law Vanessa Trump Issues Self-Serving Statement About Mailed Pipe Bombs

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Vanessa Trump, she’s getting divorced from Donald Jr., is as bad as he is, don’t make a mistake. The wives are all complicit with the husbands in that family. She gave Axios.com a statement about the mail pipe bombs.
She had a really bad time, you see, when suspicious powder was mailed to her. It’s all about Vanessa, however, and Donnie Jr. Look at her message. She expresses no empathy for the 13 different recipients of the pipe bombs. She just wants you to know she had to take Cipro for two weeks! (God knows what Don Jr. had cured by accident.)
Here’s her self-serving quote to Axios:
Let me start by applauding law enforcement for swiftly catching one of the alleged perpetrators behind these recent acts of terrorism. I hope that he and anyone else who had any involvement in these grotesque attacks are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
This is personal for me because I know firsthand what it is like to be targeted and terrorized by a coward with a vendetta. Back in February I opened an envelope intended for my husband Don, which covered my face, hands and clothing in white powder and left me terrified. 
I was rushed to the hospital, evaluated and put on Cipro for the longest two weeks of my life, and while they worked to identify whether the white powder was deadly, I spent the entire time thinking about the horrifying possibility that I would never see my 5 beautiful children again. 
It was a cowardly act against a mother. And even today, every time I open the mail, I feel the same fear in my heart as I did that day. These recent acts are the acts of a coward and nothing more than terrorism, pure and simple. No one, regardless of political party or ideology, should ever have to go through what I went through.
Yes, Vanessa, and? The words you forgot were– My heart goes out to the Clintons, the Obamas, the people at CNN, and everyone who must have been terrified when these packages arrived.
But…no…

TV: Is ABC Getting Ready to Ditch “The Conners”? Network Order For Only 1 Extra Episode Instead of Full Season Could Be For Finale

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“The Conners” is already in trouble. ABC may be getting ready to ditch the “Roseanne” spin off.

The trades report without editorial comment that ABC has ordered only more episode to be added to the ten it already contracted for this season.

A full half season order is 13, which means ABC didn’t even fill that out. And they most certainly didn’t ask for a number like 22 which would take “The Conners” to the end of the current TV season next spring.

The 1 episode order makes me think it’s just a finale to the ten as a good will gesture. And then “The Conners” would go back to the mists of TV’s own walking dead.

So far, “The Conners” ratings have been less than spectacular. The first episode brought in 11 million viewers, the second week dropped to 7 million. If the drop continues, it may be too expensive to keep around, given John Goodman’s and Laurie Metcalf’s salaries.

Roseanne must be cackling from whatever hen house she’s been locked up in. She was the sizzle on the griddle on that show. Without her, “The Conners” is like a good meal without any spices. Or for you oldsters, something salt-free.