Is there time to record a new James Bond theme song?
Billie Eilish’s “No Time to Die” was a bust this winter when it was released in February. Total real sales were 52,000 downloads, although there were ten times as many sales from streaming. The disparity is jarring.
On Spotify, of her top 10 streamed songs, Eilish’s James Bond song is 10th. Her most streamed song is “Bad Guy” with 1.4 billion. “No Time to Die” squeaks in at 178,000,000.*
It wasn’t a bad song, but Eilish’s record was timed to launch the movie in early April. When the movie was moved to November, all the steam went out of the project. Unlike Adele’s “Skyfall,” “No Time to Die” rose up no charts, got little airplay, and vanished.
Now we’re only mid way through the weeks and months until the movie is released on November 20th. Actually five months. Eilish’s single is now much in the past and not particularly exciting. (Sung in a whisper, it wasn’t that exciting to begin with.) The movie needs all new marketing hooks for its release. A new song would certainly help. Even a new recording — a post-pandemic mix– might be a good idea.
Maybe Eilish could drink some coffee before she re-records “No Time to Die” so it doesn’t sound like she actually does have time to die. She and brother Finneas have all summer to jazz it up. It’s not like they’re going on tour.
*I corrected the 178,000 to 178,000,000. It doesn’t matter. The number is very low.

I’d been hearing about these private Hollywood Zoom parties called Quarantunes for sometime now. WME superagent Richard Weitz and his 17 year old daughter Demi (charming and articulate) host them from their Los Angeles kitchen. The parties have raised around $3 million for various charities because guests– a number of whom are famous– are encouraged to donate while the party continues.
Clive’s many other performers for the four hours included more legends Frankie Valli (86 years old and also, spot on), Kool and the Gang, Ashanti, a special video of John Legend and Andra Day singing “The Greatest Love of All,” and so on. Quite amazing. The 400 guests included former Paramount chief Sherry Lansing, hit songwriter Diane Warren, the great Jimmy Jam Lewis, and tons of familiar faces from the biz. Other highlights included Kool and the Gang singing “Hollywood Swinging” and “Get Down on It,” and Frankie– sounding and looking great– with a big group of singers he’d corralled into doing “Let’s Hang On to What We’ve Got.” I also adored Ashanti and her mother rapping and singing together.
