The Rolling Stones always had a good sense of humor.

They’re the world’s oldest, longest running band. More than 60 years and still kicking.

Like cockroaches, they never die. That’s why their album announcement set for April 11th is at thecockroaches.com.

A spring with both Stones and McCartney albums! Total ages 1 million. Who cares?

Andrew Watt, man of the hour, produced both albums. He knows what to do with these legends!

The last Stones album, Hackney Diamonds, won a Grammy. It was a huge success!

I’m excited that as classic rock fades, the Stones and the Beatles — Ringo has an album, too — are the ones closing the doors.

Viva the Stones!

There are thousands of tickets still available for tonight’s Kanye West show.

The racist, antisemitic, ‘cancelled’ rapper is launching his new “Bully” album at SoFi Stadium tonight and Friday night.

As tonight is the first night of Passover, ticket sales are light — as if any Jewish person would give this hustler money.

The seat map for tonight’s is a sea of blue. My guess is that anyone who shows up at the arena will get if not free tickets, very cheap ones. To make the show look like a success, Kanye’s people are going to have to “paper” the crowd.

bgeIf you’ve spent money on this, ask the people around what they paid. Should be a wide range of answers.

What time will the “Bully” party? Not 9pm, that’s for sure. We will all be asleep in NYC! Fans of this guy will be complaining, stomping, and whistling, believe me.

“Bully” is nonetheless selling, streaming and being downloaded. It’s number 1 on album charts for now. But the reviews are terrible. The rapper is accused of using AI throughout “Bully.” Every track is like particle board, chopped up pieces of sampled songs rearranged. I hope all the original artists have been paid.

You can still buy a ticket — or a dozen — with the low price at $92 and falling. The stadium is pushing VIP seats in boxes for $700!

I’ve told you a lot about “Eddie Dalton.”

He’s an AI construct, a fake singer who doesn’t exist.

But “Eddie” has the number 1 single on iTunes, called “Another Day Old.” It’s been lodged at the top for almost a week.

Two other “Dalton” singles have been in the top three. Now a fourth one has joined them called “Stay a Little Longer.”

Are fans really downloading these singles by an unknown non-human? I’m beginning to wonder if iTunes isn’t being conned. None of these songs have any traction from streaming at all. They only exist on iTunes.

On YouTube there are a lot of views. Again, what does that really mean?

As I also told you, this is all the brainchild of Dallas Little, a mysterious content creator/possible musician who’s down in Greenville, South Carolina. He owns a company called Crunchy Records, and is producing a ton of AI music and videos under different fictional artists’ names.

The day we hear one of these songs on the radio we’ll take this seriously.