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Report: Bruce Willis, John Travolta Team Up for Schlock Movie That Will Go Straight to Video

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Bruce Willis and John Travolta, who each have a trail of straight to video schlock movies in their recent resumes, are now teaming up to make an ultimate disaster.

Deadline.com reports the movie is called “Paradise City” and will be filmed in Hawaii with production starting Monday.

Chuck Russell, who made “The Mask” in 1994, and a lot of bad movies like “Eraser” and a really awful Travolta movie called “I Am Rath” in 2016, is the director.

The female lead is a model named Praya Lundberg. According to the imdb, she starred in a TV series no one ever heard of, has used several last names, and is active in charitable efforts.

At the very least, everyone will have a good time in Hawaii.

According to Deadline, Willis plays renegade bounty hunter, Ryan Swan, who must carve his way through the Hawaiian crime world to wreak vengeance on a kingpin, played by Travolta, who murdered his father.

How they will film this, or who else will be cast, remains to be seen. In Bruce Willis movies over the last decade, the actor says few lines and is generally shot ‘around’ to make it seem like he’s in the movie. Generally, his name is used as a lure and there’s always a younger actor doing the heavy lifting. (I don’t think that means Travolta.)

One producer on the film is a guy named Johnny Messner, literally the worst actor who set foot on the stage of TV’s “Guiding Light.” He has starred in other Willis B movies. Last year he appeared in the not seen “Beyond the Law” co-starring Steven Seagal and the late DMX.

Travolta’s last movie with a real director was “Savages” from Oliver Stone in 2012. Since then he’s made at least 8 B movies, maybe more including the god awful “Gotti.” Willis’s last actual movie was “A Good Day to Die Hard” in 2013. Since then there’s been a litany of junk, most of which was recycled into more junk. It does make you wonder if Bruce has a true grasp of how his career has been diminished over time.

Who sees these movies? People in far flung countries for whom English is a third language? Somehow they must make money for someone, or they’re just a tax dodge of some kind.

 

“Saturday Night Live” Craters to Lowest Ratings Ever with 3.5 Million Despite Olivia Rodrigo Singing “Driver’s License”

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Saturday Night Live fell 27% from last week to its lowest ratings ever, just 3.5 million last night.

That’s a disaster but the show was terrible despite a very talented host, Keegan Michael Key, and a teen singing sensation, Olivia Rodrigo.

Rodrigo sang her novelty hit, “Driver’s License,” but it had no sales bounce on iTunes. The song is turgid in reality. Rodrigo is pretty and delivers material well, but this stuff won’t make a career.

Key really had problems with poorly written material. The show had some of the worst sketches I’ve ever seen. I doubt many people stuck with it beyond Weekend Update.

Next week finishes the season with Anya Taylor Joy and Lil Nas X. Then we’ll see who re-signs for next season. Kate McKinnon and Cecily Strong are at the point where they should launch on their own, but there may be no place to go. Lorne Michaels should get them their own sitcom already.

Box Office: “Saw” Sequel “Spiral” Is A Bust With Just $8 Mil Weekend After $14 Mil Projection

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“Spiral” is a horror. Literally.

The “Saw” sequel with Chris Rock was supposed to hit over $14 million over the weekend. It came in at $8.725 million.

Exhibitor Relations’ Jeff Bock called it a “massive fail” on Twitter. “This is a $1 billion franchise,” he noted.

Distributor Lions Gate, despite movie theaters re-opening, has had a bad time of it so far in 2021. They’re in 6th place for marketshare and have no actual hits. The box office has been dominated by Warner Bros, Disney, and Universal.

It could be there are too many horror films and too many dark movies at one time, overkill at this point. People are horror-ed out.

 

 

Carlos Santana Says to Get Comeback Hit Grammy Album He Lit Candles with Clive Davis’s Face and Chanted His Name 27 Times to Archangel

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Among the many revelations last night during Clive Davis’s six hour interview marathon with music greats:

Carlos Santana literally shocked Davis with this news: after talking to Clive in 1998, Santana lit candles with pictures of Clive around them and chanted over and over to an archangel. He repeated Clive’s name 27 times.

After that, Santana said, Clive made a deal with him for what would be their bestselling Grammy winning comeback album, “Supernatural,” featuring “Smooth” with Rob Thomas.

Thomas was on the Zoom with Davis and Santana, and I must say the look on his face was classic shock.

Santana is beloved and out there. He is all into this. He’s talked about the archangel Metatron before, just not to other celebrities. Or to Clive, who also looked taken aback but absorbed the news with aplomb.

Both Santana and Thomas did say it was time to collaborate again. “Smooth” is one of the biggest hits of the last 20 years, and holds up better than almost anything else from that era.

Box Office: Angelina Jolie Strikes Out with New Thriller, Just $2.8 Mil Weekend for “Those Who Wish Me Dead”

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Angelina Jolie probably thought making a thriller with Taylor Sheridan was a good idea.

But “Those Who Wish Me Dead” is a terrible title, and critics were lukewarm with a 64 on Rotten Tomatoes.

Also, the movie never got a proper distributor.

The result is a box office bust at $2.8 million for the one time Oscar winner for Best Supporting Actress in “Girl Interrupted.”

Angelina is in need of a non-comic book hit. Her biggest success is as Disney’s  evil title character, “Maleficent.” But the second installment did 60% less than the first, so even Mal is less of an option.

Sheridan must have looked good on paper. His credits include the “Sicario” movies, writing “Hell or High Water,” and being part of the hit Kevin Costner series, “Yellowstone.”  But he’s not much for female protagonists. And Jolie has her own PR and image issues. She’s better known for dogging Brad Pitt in custody court these days, which isn’t a great look.

So “Those Who Wish Me Dead” is dead. Jolie gets a new shot in Disney’s next Marvel project, “Eternals,” come November, but that’s another comic book movie. She’s got to find something as good as “A Mighty Heart,” in which she was terrific as Mariane Pearl, widow of murdered WSJ journalist Daniel Pearl.

“American Idol” Drama Tonight: Semi-Finalist Abruptly Dropped, Two “Losers” from Last Week Post iTunes Chart Hits

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“American Idol” returns tonight after a crazy week.

The only good news: the show was renewed by ABC for another season. Judge Katy Perry has a hit in the top 10 released Friday, called “Electric.”

The bad news: the show tossed semi-finalist Caleb Kennedy, age 16, after a website was sold footage of the kid at age 12 hanging around at what looked like a KKK costume party. The people around him were wearing KKK hoods.

Kennedy will now meet Rachel Kirkconnell, the girl who went to the plantation party dressed in an old fashioned gown, for re-programming at a clinic for idiots from the deep South. They will be joined by Megyn Kelly and the Virginia governor for MTV’s new “I’m a Racist Celebrity, And Love It!”

More “Idol” news: two of last week’s semi-finalists were voted out– Hunter Metts and Arthur Gunn. What did they do? They released perfectly polished singles on their own, each of which hit the iTunes chart. Gunn’s single went the highest — to number 64. Metts got 81, now is around 11o. Not big hits, but they did it. They refused to slink off into that dark night.

Good for them! And now since “Idol” chose a racist teen over the two of them, the show will have just four contestants tonight.

What will happen next?

 

Clive Davis Conducts Historic 6 Hour Zoom Session with Superstars– and Celebrity Guests Stayed til the End

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Clive Davis may still be on Zoom as we speak.

Last night, to raise funds for the Grammy Museum and Musicares, Davis conducted a six hour Zoom gala in which he interviewed superstars who are publicity shy and featured rare video and live performances by  A listers.

The show began at 7pm and ended at 1am. It went through “Saturday Night Live.” And most everyone stayed, which was remarkable. At the end, at 1am, David conducted a short after party on line for those still awake, including everyone ont the west coast.

On his interview list: Elton John, Joni Mitchell, Paul Simon, Dionne Warwick, Berry Gordy, Chris Stapleton, Oprah Winfrey, Donovan, Barry Manilow, Dave Grohl, and Rob Thomas and Carlos Santana, whose hit “Smooth” was a Davis production.

Clive included newish rap star Da Baby who talked about experiencing his father’s death and brother’s suicide back to back last November during the pandemic. Da Baby, aka Jonathan Kirk, turned out to be disarming and articulate. So was Gabi Wilson, aka HER, who performed Prince’s Nothing Compares 2 U.

I wrote in an earlier item about Clive’s Joni Mitchell interview. She looked and sounded wonderful.

Rock stars like John Fogerty, Carly Simon, songwriters Valerie Simpson, and Carole Bayer Sager, and many more remained plugged in for the six hours.

Paul Simon, who goes back to the mid 60s with Clive with Simon & Garfunkel, also looked terrific, rested, and was praising of his host. “Clive, it was you who picked Bridge Over Troubled Water as the first single of from our album. Everyone else wanted Cecilia. And that changed everything.”

Dave Grohl credited the success of the Foo Fighters hit “Times Like These” to Davis. “I’ve never told anyone else,” said Grohl, “but it was your radio edit of the single that made it work. Your edit was perfect. We went with it.”

Motown chief Berry Gordy, who’s 91, told Davis, 89– and they both look remarkably younger by the way — that he once considered himself Davis’s rival and is now thrilled to be his friend. He recalled that when Diana Ross left the Supremes, he considered it like a “stock split” in which two companies would thrive. (There was no mention of the recently deceased beloved Supreme Mary Wilson.)

All I can say is, this night, and its predecessor from January, must be turned into a series of some kind for the public. It was the Book of Revelations!

Elton John Says of His Tours Ending in 2023 “I Don’t Want to Schlep Anymore” Which Could Also Be Title of New Song with Bernie Taupin

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Elton John was one of Clive Davis’ A list interviewees tonight on his Zoom gala for the Grammy Museum.

I haven’t even mentioned yet all stars in the ‘green room’– including Carly Simon, Dionne Warwick, John Fogerty, Sam Moore, Valerie Simpson, Dionne Warwick, Berry Gordy, Carole Bayer Sager, Randy Jackson, Nikki Haskell, Aaron Neville, Martina Navritilova, Peter Asher, Josh Groban, Nile Rodgers, Gayle King, Melba Moore, Lorna Luft, Desmond Child, Suzanne Somers and Alan Hamel, Rickey Minor, and so on and on.

Back to Elton. In an eloquent interview, really one of the best I’ve ever seen or heard with Elton, he talked about his farewell tour. It was supposed to end in 2022, but now Elton says because of the pandemic he’ll probably finish in 2023.

He said to Clive, “I don’t want to schlep anymore.” I thought it was the title of a new hit with Bernie Taupin! Elton has been touring since 1968. I know what he means.

Elton spoke about rap and hip hop being as important as jazz as a new music language, and why he keeps guesting on new artists’ records. He just stays eternally young. It’s very important to him to keep introducing new artists on his Apple radio show. His wise advice: “Keep your eyes open and keep listening to music you don’t understand.”

About his own music: Clive played a gorgeous orchestral video of Elton singing “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me.”Elton said that it’s a hard song to sing, but it’s one of his favorites.

Clive asked him what it was like to make 8 hit albums in 5 years back in the 70s. Elton summed it up: “When you have the momentum it’s hard to stop.”

So glad he didn’t!

Joni Mitchell Says “Both Sides Now” Was Inspired by Reading Saul Bellow’s “Henderson the Rain King” on A Plane

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Joni Mitchell told Clive Davis tonight during his amazing Zoom gala for the Grammy Museum how she wrote her biggest hit, “Both Sides Now.”

First of all, this interview was a coup because Joni hasn’t given an interview since her brain aneurysm several years ago. I am happy to report that she looked resplendent, and spoke perfectly with no ill effects from her illness. She has made a remarkable comeback.

Joni told Clive that “Both Sides Now” came to her when she was on a plane, reading Saul Bellow’s “Henderson the Rain King.”

“In the book, he’s also on a plane and that inspired me to look out the window at the clouds. People made fun of me, how can you say you’ve looked at clouds from both sides. But I did.”

Joni has been hosting salons at her home, with guests like Herbie Hancock, Chaka Khan, Elton John, and Brandi Carlile, who performed a stunning version of “A Case of You” commissioned for this show. It’s the best thing she’s done, and she’s done a lot of great things.

Among other revelations, Joni told Clive that when she first started out she had to write her own songs because the folk community was “so territorial. They would say, I play that song in this territory.” So she started writing. She was told her early songs were no good because no one would cover them! But so many Joni Mitchell songs are in the pop canon sung by other stars, she certainly proved them wrong. Think of “River,” or “Big Yellow Taxi,” or dozens more. She got the last laugh.

There’s more, but I’m doing this real time. Come back later and refresh. (Now Clive, who just interviewed Paul Simon and Elton John and HER, is talking to Da Baby. Insanely wonderful.)

 

 

Oprah Reveals Whitney Houston Once Fell Off Her Stage, by Accident, Not from Drugs

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Clive Davis’s Zoom Gala to benefit the Grammy Museum is in progress and it’s amazing, of course.

In a rare interview, Oprah Winfrey– who appeared to talk about Tina Turner– revealed something she says no one knows. When Clive brought Whitney to her show for a late career appearance, Whitney– who was trying hard to stage a comeback — fell off the stage.

“It was not drugs,” Oprah said, and Clive agreed. She slipped, but it unnerved Whitney so that she took a break to regroup. During the break Oprah begged the audience to keep it a secret.

“To this day I’ve never read or heard anyone say it,” said Oprah. Whitney, by the way, returned to the stage and got a standing ovation. She triumphed over the accident.

Wow. It’s going to be a long night of revelations. Clive just admitted his two favorite songs of all time are “The Boxer” and “Bridge Over Troubled Water.”

“I do feel better saying it,” he admitted. So cute. More to come…

The song was Diane Warren’s “I Don’t Know My Own Strength.”