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“Licorice Pizza” Picks Up Best Film, Director from National Board of Fans, Netflix, Amazon, “Gucci,” Gaga Snubbed

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With the National Board of Review, er, fans, there has to be a reason why Paul Thomas Anderson and “Licorice Pizza” did so well today. It’s certainly not because they’re from MGM since Annie Schulhof otherwise ignored that studio’s other movies including Lady Gaga in “House of Gucci” or Jennifer Hudson and “Respect.” I’m sure in time it will turn out that Schulhof is related to one of the “Pizza” producers.

The NBR also went big for “King Richard,” no surprise that’s Warner Bros. But Schulhof also gave A24 Studios several awards — she’s got a board member, David Laub, connected to that studio. He’s listed on a 2021 mentorship website as “a distribution executive for film and television studio A24, where he works in all aspects of film distribution including acquisitions, marketing, publicity, and exhibition.’ So getting five nominations from the NBR ain’t hard, know what I mean?

Otherwise, Schulhof spread the love to get tables sold for her January 11th event. But she doesn’t like Sony Pictures Classics, so no love for Pedro Almodovar’s “Parallel Mothers” or Penelope Cruz. And nothing for Amazon’s “Being the Ricardos.” Netflix also I guess didn’t capitulate to Schulhof, because except for “Don’t Look Up” being included in the top 10 also-rans there’s nothing for “Power of the Dog,” Jane Campion, “Tick Tick Boom” with Andrew Garfield or Aaron Sorkin and so on. Obviously these people are not playing NBR ball. LOL.

The National Board of Review, if you don’t know, is a fan based group that pays $600 or more in membership and an equal amount to attend the annual gala. They have nothing to do with journalism or film criticism.

 

 

Below is a full list of the 2021 award recipients, announced by the National Board of Review:

Best Film: LICORICE PIZZA
Best Director: Paul Thomas Anderson, LICORICE PIZZA
Best Actor: Will Smith, KING RICHARD
Best Actress: Rachel Zegler, WEST SIDE STORY
Best Supporting Actor: Ciarán Hinds, BELFAST
Best Supporting Actress: Aunjanue Ellis, KING RICHARD
Best Original Screenplay: Asghar Farhadi, A HERO
Best Adapted Screenplay: Joel Coen, THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH (A24)
Breakthrough Performance: Alana Haim & Cooper Hoffman, LICORICE PIZZA
Best Directorial Debut: Michael Sarnoski, PIG
Best Animated Feature: ENCANTO
Best Foreign Language Film: A HERO
Best Documentary: SUMMER OF SOUL (…OR, WHEN THE REVOLUTION COULD NOT BE TELEVISED)
Best Ensemble: THE HARDER THEY FALL
Outstanding Achievement in Cinematography: Bruno Delbonnel, THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH (A24)
NBR Freedom of Expression Award: FLEE

Top Films (in alphabetical order)

Belfast
Don’t Look Up
Dune
King Richard
The Last Duel
Nightmare Alley
Red Rocket (A24)
The Tragedy of Macbeth  (A24)
West Side Story

Top 5 Foreign Language Films (in alphabetical order)

Benedetta
Lamb (A24)
Lingui, The Sacred Bonds
Titane
The Worst Person in the World

Top 5 Documentaries (in alphabetical order)

Ascension
Attica
Flee
The Rescue
Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain

Top 10 Independent Films (in alphabetical order)

The Card Counter
C’mon C’mon (A24)
CODA
The Green Knight (A24)
Holler
Jockey
Old Henry
Pig
Shiva Baby
The Souvenir Part II (A24)

Beatles Road Manager Bio Coming Next Year: Mal Evans Killed by LAPD in 1976 Got Little Help from His Friends

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If you’ve watched the Beatles’ “Get Back” docuseries on Disney Plus, you’ve seen the Beatles’ long time road manager Mal Evans. Throughout the eight hours he’s constantly called upon by the group to supply equipment, fix things, shlep stuff, etc. One of them will say, “Mal?” and Evans pops in looking like a young Gerard Depardieu sporting thick eyeglasses.

Now Evans’s biography will be published by Harper Collins, followed by his archives, next year. Evans was killed in 1976 at age 40 by stupid Los Angeles Police Department officers in his rented apartment. They confused his air gun with a real one and just shot him dead. Evans was separated from his wife, who’d recently asked for a divorce. The Beatles did nothing for his family. According to Wikipedia, Paul McCartney once sued them for trying to make money selling handwritten lyrics.

But now Evans will have his say, from the grave. Beatles scholar and author Kenneth Womack has worked with his family to put the projects together. They will be invaluable documents for Beatles scholarship and history. Evans was hired in 1963 and worked with the group right to the last day.

“My dad meant the world to me,” Evans’ son Gary said in a statement. “He was my hero. Before Ken joined the project, I thought I knew the story of my dad. But what I knew was in monochrome; 15 months later it is like The Wizard of Oz (dad’s favorite film) because Ken has added so much color, so much light to his story. Ken has shown me that dad was the Beatles’ greatest friend. He was lucky to meet them, but they had more good fortune with dad walking down the Cavern steps for the first time.”

The Evans family likely been stewing since Mal’s death. They’ll finally get to his story and make some money from it. They deserve it.

“Nightmare Alley” Press Nightmare as Stars Bradley Cooper, Cate Blanchett MIA, Director Del Toro Combined Into Group Q&A

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Today’s virtual press junket for Guillermo del Toro’s “Nightmare Alley” turned into a nightmare.

Both stars Bradley Cooper and Cate Blanchett are completely MIA and not participating. Cooper was never on the docket, Blanchett was. But she was up at 3:30 this morning and Zoomed in from London for the Q&A after the premiere at Alice Tully Hall, so she’s probably sleeping now. Still, it’s kind of crazy that the film’s two big stars aren’t doing press.

On top of that, del Toro was originally offered in a solo Q&A to press in an invite to the Critics Choice Association. But this morning Searchlight Films sent out a message that del Toro was being combined with actors Rooney Mara and Richard Jenkins. It’s very unusual for a director of del Toro’s importance not to do his own Q&A. Also missing from the entire press junket is screenwriter Kim Morgan, who’s never written a movie before but recently married del Toro.

None of this should come as any surprise to the press. We were told that there was “absolutely not” going to be a reception or event after last night’s screening. And yet, as the audience poured out of the Alice Tully theater, it was clear that certain guests were being herded upstairs to a private party. Both directors Wes Anderson and Joel Coen were spotted, as well as actress Gina Gershon. The lobby was suddenly filled with press people who’d attended the screening but were now told by security that the building was closed to them, and to get out fast.

Nightmare indeed!

Hollywood Murder of Music Mogul’s Wife: Police Chief Says Not A Random Attack, Not Clear If It Was a Robbery Attempt

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It is too soon to classify the incident as a home invasion or a follow-home robbery, Stainbrook said, but he did not think it was a “random attack.” “The motives in this case are still unknown, and we’re investigating all possible motives,” he said. “We will not speculate on anything that’s out there, including if this was a robbery attempt or not.”

The above quote is from yesterday’s Los Angeles Times report about the murder of Jacqueline Avant, the beloved philanthropist and wife of music mogul Clarence Avant. Their daughter, Nicole, is married to Netflix chief Ted Sarandos.

Jackie Avant was shot to death in her Trousdale Estates home in the middle of the night. Originally the word was there was a “home invasion.” But now Beverly Hills Police Chief Mark Stainbrook said in a press conference yesterday that he wasn’t so sure about that, that Avant’s killing wasn’t a random attack.

So what was it? How and why did Jackie Avant, one of the classiest and loveliest people you could meet, die? We can rule out ‘inside job.’ Her children are comfortably fixed and loved her immensely. It’s doubtful her devoted husband shot her unless he’s completely demented. And since he was just on TV being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, we can guess that’s not the case either.

So we wait for more information. But obviously all is not what it seems in this peculiar and devastating death.

Stay tuned…

Review: Guillermo del Toro’s “Nightmare Alley” Buckles Under Its Weight Despite All Star Cast

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Guillermo del Toro is one of my favorite directors. So it’s doubly sad to report that his remake of the 1940s noir film, “Nightmare Alley,” begins as a dream and ends as a nightmare. It is not a potential Best Picture nominee. It’s a project with high hopes gone wrong, buckling under its own weight despite an all star cast.

del Toro’s work here can’t be faulted as far as direction and execution. From the outset “Nightmare Alley” is beautiful to look at it, with a sumptuous production design that goes from gritty 1930s carney life to spot on Art Deco glamour. del Toro knows how to conjure images, and does so with his usual brio.

But there is no screenplay here that makes sense for 2021. Whether it’s adapted or reimagined, the script is ill conceived, a disaster that squanders all of the good faith it tries to cultivate in the first half hour, tossing reason and empathy to the side. There is no one to root for. Every character is horrible. And none of them have  enough depth to even understand what makes them tick.

I know there will be del Toro fans who want to wish “Nightmare Alley” into some kind of lurid success. It won’t happen. And what this means is Searchlight, for the first time in years, is unlikely to have a Best Picture nominee this year. “The French Dispatch” isn’t happening, and neither is “The Eyes of Tammy Faye.” Former Fox Searchlight chiefs Nancy Utley and Steve Giulia can have some consolation in knowing their long, successful run is over.

“Nightmare Alley” opens at a carnival with really strongly drawn colorful characters and a magnificent set. Bradley Cooper, looking like Indiana Jones, turns up looking for work and quickly ingratiates himself with Toni Colette as Zeena, a fake psychic, and her husband, played by David Straithairn. He hooks up with Rooney Mara’s sorceress, and there are others at the carney we’d like to spend more time with like Willem Dafoe.

But that is not to be. Rather than stay at the carnival, Cooper and Mara leave for greener pastures. They come in contact with Cate Blanchett, a shrink who has a plan to bilk her rich patients. While Blanchett is just fine, the premise of the film now turns into something fairly sinister and unforgiving. There’s nowhere to go but down as Cooper’s Stan reveals himself to be nothing but a louse. He’s no hero, we have no idea who he really is or why he’s so awful. Even Cooper’s charms can’t keep us from disliking Stan more and more.

Meanwhile, the carney folks– Colette, Straithairn, Dafoe– who we invested in emotionally are gone. The filmmakers seem to be saying, You liked them? So what? Now Stan is involved in a grotesque plot with Blanchett’s Dr. Ritter, which puts Mara’s Molly– the only possibly likeable character — at a disadvantage. There is nothing for her to win here since the Stan we’re seeing is so reprehensible. Blanchett is too good at her job. She is convincingly evil.

The production design is top notch, everything from sets to costumes to lighting. Nathan Johnson’s score is gorgeous. But why does it rain continually from scene to scene, and then snow? “Nightmare Alley” is a movie about weather, or not. Capable actors like Clifton Collins Jr. are squandered. Richard Jenkins, a two time Oscar nominee, is made to look ridiculous wearing a crazy wig.

I suppose there are Easter eggs here. At the beginning of the film Stan is seen walking away from a burning farmhouse that seems to recall “Days of Heaven.” Later, there’s a carnival called the “Ambersons” which may be a reference to the more Magnificent family of that name. Maybe there are others but they don’t help. There’s that sinking feeling as “Nightmare Alley” crawls along at a bloated 2 hours, 2o minutes that this is the big disappointment of the season.

A Q&A at Alice Tully Hall followed, with Mara unable to answer most questions, and Cooper also seeming uncertain. The screenwriter, Kim Morgan, has no real credits before this and has married del Toro recently. The most interesting part of the panel chat was learning the movie started before the pandemic, went on hiatus, returned later. Mara was pregnant when they began, and had given birth by the time shooting resumed. I think she got the most of this experience.

HBO Cult Hit “Succession” Jumped 22% This Week, Up Over 100K Viewers, But It Gave Me Nightmares

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Nothing succeeds like emotional brutality.

HBO’s cult series, “Succession,” finally broke back over 600,000 viewers on Sunday night, coming to 645K. That’s up 22% from the previous week which was at 525K. “Succession” season three has see-sawed up and down from its premiere six weeks ago at 564K. This whole third season has had trouble, I think, mostly because of NFL football games.

But episode 7, which just ran, was incendiary. And now Season 3, which had a soft middle, is starting to build toward a finale. Episode 8 is this weekend, 9 and is next.

I watched Episode 8 last night and had actual nightmares over night. The Roy family is so brutal internally you can’t believe each and every one of them isn’t in jail for trying to kill one of their members or dead from suicide. Kendall Roy began the season by trying to burn everything down around him. He is so betrayed in Episode 8 by his parents, each separately, he ends floating in a very bleak place.

I don’t know what happens when pedestrian viewers wander into “Succession.” It’s possible they are instantly terrified by the psychological damage these people are inflicting on another. This is not “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.” There’s a conversation between Geri and Shiv in Episode 8 that made me want to pour a stiff drink. Logan uses Kendall’s son for something, for a second, that will blow your mind. Harriet Walter appears as the mother of Shiv, Roman, and Kendall, and I’ll say give her an Emmy now.

So please, take a walk after you watch “Succession.” Don’t go straight to bed. Or you’ll dream– three times in one night– that can’t breathe.

UPDATE Exclusive: Ethan Hawke Directing Paul Newman Documentary SERIES for CNN Films, Basis for 2022 Knopf Memoir

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12/06/21 UPDATE The Paul Newman doc is a series, 6 episodes, which we will see this winter or spring, I am told, on CNN. even better!

12/01/21: EXCLUSIVELY You may recall an announcement last month that Knopf had bought an unfinished memoir by Paul Newman and set it for publication next year.

Now I can tell you that the memoir is only part of the Newman Renaissance for 2022. There will be a documentary, directed by Ethan Hawke, also set for release. I’m told that CNN Films, which has done some great docs recently on Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Jackie Collins, recently bought the rights to the Hawke film.

When the memoir was announced, it was revealed that Newman had done a lot of recorded interviews with his pal, screenwriter Stewart Stern. Those interviews were said to be incorporated into the book.

But it turns out that Newman’s daughters asked Hawke to make a film using the interviews plus the actor-director is interviewing all the people who were close to Newman in his life. (Expect a lot of Robert Redford.) In reality, the film is basis for the book. I don’t think we’ll see any of this until late next year.

Newman died in 2008. His widow, actress Joanne Woodward, has withdrawn from public activity for some time now. She is 91 years old. But Newman, whose legacy besides being a great actor and star, is philanthropy. His Newmans Own food products remain top sellers, and his Serious Fun camps remain huge hits and very important for seriously  ill children.

Hawke has been nominated for four Oscars, two for acting and two for writing. He just won the Gotham Award for Best Actor in his Showtime series, “The Good Lord Bird.” He’s directed several films including a wonderful gem called “Blaze,” which is worth checking out if you can find it on a streaming service. At the Gotham Awards, Hawke declared himself one of the “elders” of the industry which is hard to believe since we’ve known him since he was a kid. He’s 51 years young now! I can’t wait to see this film.

 

Horror: Jacqueline Avant, Beautiful, Popular Wife of Music Legend Clarence Avant, Murdered in Her Beverly Hills Home

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Horror of horrors: the music world and all of entertainment is in shock mourning the death of Jackie Avant, the beautiful and popular wife of legendary music mogul Clarence Avant. According to reports she was killed overnight in a home invasion at their house in Trousdale Estates, maybe the most secure and upscale part of Beverly Hills. It’s outrageous and horrifying news.

Jacqueline Avant is 81. Her husband, Clarence, 90, was just inducted into the Rock and Roll of Fame in Cleveland. They were on the HBO telecast. The Avants are the parents of Nicole Avant, who is married to Ted Sarandos head of Netflix. Their son, Alex, is a top agent at CAA. Believe me when I tell you these are the nicest people in the world.  My heart is breaking for all of them.

Jackie Avant is a stunning woman, one of the kindest and most genial people anywhere. Whatever happened here, the LAPD had better solve it, not like the Ronni Chasen murder. We want answers!

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Here’s the trailer for the documentary about them.

“The Tragedy of Macbeth” Is No Oscar Campaign for Denzel, Free IMAX Screenings This Sunday

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What is the real tragedy of Macbeth?

Joel Coen’s brilliant film of the Shakespeare play opened the New York Film Festival and then disappeared like the lost city of Atlantis. Few have seen it or even heard about it. When I’ve mentioned it to civilians, so to speak, they’ve never heard of it. Even Ruth Negga, who’ll be playing Lady Macbeth on Broadway later next winter with Daniel Craig, was fuzzy about it.

“The Tragedy of Macbeth” stars Denzel Washington, Frances McDormand, Kathryn Hunter (who is completely unknown to every Academy voter), Corey Hawkins, Brendan Gleeson and exceptional cast. Bruno Delbonnel did the amazing black and white cinematography. Carter Burwell supplied the gorgeous score.

Yet, Denzel is totally AWOL on this one. He has a movie he directed, “A Journal for Jordan,” rumored to be coming from Sony/Columbia on Christmas Day. So far I’ve heard zilch about that one, too.

Denzel will not be part of a Q&A broadcast to IMAX theaters this Sunday, December 5th when there’s a free showing of “Macbeth” around the country. Here’s a link to the cities, theaters, and showtimes. I didn’t get this from a publicist, but by following A24 on Twitter. (I think A24 just expects to get a lot of National Bored of Review nominations this week and the rest, whatevuh.)

What about Kathryn Hunter? Maybe a critics group will recognize her as the three witches in this production. I have a feeling she’s going to be the lost gem of 2021. Too bad.

Happy Birthday Woody Allen: Flashback to My 2014 Interview Talking Classic Films and Malted Milk Shakes

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Since Woody Allen turns 86 today, I thought I’d republish it. Woody remains my favorite all time filmmaker. Since this article he made Rifkin’s Festival, A Rainy Day in New York, Wonder Wheel and Cafe Society. In a note I received not too long ago, Woody said he was thinking about his next film. His fans, which are legion, are counting on a new one. Happy Birthday, Woody!

Flashback I published this in the old New York Observer July 31, 2014.

Would it kill you to know that Woody Allen is just like us? He’s got two teenage girls who listen to pop music on their iPhones. He’s always worried that something bad will happen to them. He exercises every morning but struggles to keep his weight up. (Okay. He’s not totally like us.)

He has won four Academy Awards, has directed actors to six more wins (18 nominations), and has never missed a year releasing a film since 1977. This past weekend came No. 44, a comedy called Magic in the Moonlight. Whether it’s a hit or not doesn’t matter to him particularly, because it’s done, and there’s nothing he can do about it. He’s busy finishing No. 45 and thinking about No. 46. (UPDATED note: he’s actually up to around 55 as of 11/30/21.)

His frequent collaborator, Marshall Brickman, co-author of such classic Allen films as Annie Hall and Manhattan Murder Mystery, tells me: “He secretes movies like honey. It’s an astonishing record. I don’t think anyone’s come close to it.”

Mr. Allen’s had some problems, but we all know about them. That’s not what this is about. Mr. Allen’s had a life since 1992, when he left Mia Farrow and subsequently married her adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn. It’s been 22 years.* (Now 29.) There must be something else to talk about.

There is: he’s still thinking about life and death, the end of the world, and why we’re all here. All the years with Ms. Farrow, Mr. Allen lived alone on the East Side of Central Park. He wasn’t domiciled until he married Soon-Yi and they started a family. When I meet him at his shambling, low-profile production office off of Fifth Avenue, it’s one of the first things to come up: are the big questions easier now?

“No, it only becomes more tragic,” Mr. Allen says. He’s dressed like, well, Woody Allen, compactly and neat in a button down shirt and chinos. His feathery gray hair is always a jolt because the Mr. Allen you have in your mind is Alvy Singer. But he’s really, pleasantly, the same as ever. He explains: “Because when you have more loved ones, that becomes their fate. I think these poor kids, they become aware of their mortality. When they become aware of it, it’s life changing and traumatic. I feel sorry for them, but the cold hard facts don’t change.”

How about his own vulnerability? “I worry not only about me. But that something bad won’t happen to three other people. That my wife won’t get run over, that my kids won’t die in a plane crash. I used to worry about just me and maybe one other person!”

The children are Bechet, and Manzie. They’re adopted. Each is named for a famous jazz musician. When I met them this past spring at the opening of Mr. Allens’s Bullets Over Broadway premiere, they were incredibly normal teenage girls. Does he like having two teenage girls in the house? “No! They’re a lot of work. When they hit the teenage years they become more difficult. They’re great before then, charming. But they hit the teenage years and they become like Bonnie Parker.”

The girls and Soon-Yi have been with him most of the summer in Providence, Rhode Island, where Mr. Allen has been shooting his next film, a drama. As usual, there’s no title. But the key players are his new “it” girl, Emma Stone, Joaquin Phoenix and Parker Posey.

He’s clearly enamored of Mr. Phoenix: “He’s full of emotion and agony. If he says, ‘Pass the salt,’ it’s like the scene where Oedipus puts his eyes out.”

For years Mr. Allen worked with a close circle of actors who rotated through his movies, from Diane Keaton and Tony Roberts to Ms. Farrow, Julie Kavner, Caroline Aaron and Alan Alda. But then he started to branch out.

“I’ve been very lucky. I was thinking about this because [Elaine] Stritch died.” The Broadway legend and quintessential brassy New York broad starred in his 1987 drama, September. The two of them used to poke fun at each other: “We were at rehearsal shooting. She would come out in just her body stocking. People would say, ‘Go back inside!’ I would say, ‘No one wants to see you that way because we’re going to eat in a few minutes!’” Rim shot. “Every time I saw her we used to kid each other.

“It reminded me that I’ve worked with all these great actresses—Meryl Streep and Maureen Stapleton and Judy Davis and Penelope Cruz and Diane Keaton and Geraldine Page, Gena Rowlands, and Gemma Jones, she was fantastic, now Eileen Atkins. I’ve worked with all the great women—Marion Cotillard.”

Among the men, one offbeat choice that worked was Owen Wilson, who played the lead in Midnight in Paris, Mr. Allen’s most successful movie ever. “He was completely wrong for it when I wrote it. I wrote the character as a New York Eastern intellectual. And we’re thinking who can do this? There’s no one available, no one right. Someone said what about Owen Wilson? I said, I always loved him, but he’s a surfer in Honolulu. He’s not an Eastern intellectual. And [casting director] Juliet Taylor said, rewrite it and send it to him.’”

I interrupt him at this point. “Wait a minute! Juliet can tell you to rewrite a script?” Ms. Taylor has been casting director on 39 of Mr. Allen’s projects in a row starting with Annie Hall and including his TV adaptation of Don’t Drink the Water and his segment of New York Stories.

He laughs. “She can suggest it. She can’t order me to do it. Yes, I’m very close with Juliet. I always run my scripts by her and she’s always giving me feedback.”

What if Mr. Wilson had turned it down?

“Then I would have a version rewritten for no reason. But to rewrite it wasn’t so hard. I just had to rewrite it as a Hollywood scriptwriter, a big success but it meant nothing to him, who went to Paris and regretted that he hadn’t stayed there.”

“He worries that as a filmmaker, he hasn’t influenced anyone. Unlike Martin Scorsese, for example, Mr. Allen says he rarely reads about young directors getting their inspiration from him.”

Midnight in Paris kicked off a succession of hits that no one, including Mr. Allen, would have expected at this point in his long career. To Rome with Love followed and did very well. Then Blue Jasmine, a drama that captured the zeitgeist of a society confused about money, possessions, wealth and sanity. Cate Blanchett won the Oscar for Best Actress. Mr. Allen says: “I thought when I was writing it if I could get Cate Blanchett I would be very lucky. There aren’t a lot of actresses who can go that deep. She can.”

Did he give her a lot of direction? “I gave her some direction. But to say you direct Cate Blanchett, she’s one of the great actresses in the world. She and Meryl Streep. There’s two or three, and she’s one of them. I thought it was like when I hired Anthony Hopkins. That I could just phone it in.”

His method of directing—or lack thereof—is always an issue. Both Colin Firth and Ms. Stone claim they were very much directed in Magic in the Moonlight. When I tell Mr. Allen that, he almost blushes. “Then I was tricking him! You’ve seen Colin like this. I have nothing really to direct with Colin. He is that elegant, handsome Englishman.

“He’s a very, very skillful actor. You can see it in The King’s Speech. Here he’s a charming leading man. There he’s the mumbling, stuttering king. He’s great in both of them. And she’s”—he indicates Ms. Stone—“a natural movie star. She’s a movie star. She’s beautiful,” he says, “in an interesting way.”

That brings us to Magic in the Moonlight. It’s set in 1928, when psychics were all the rage. Great magicians like Houdini were deployed to debunk them. That’s the character Mr. Firth plays. Emma Stone is the psychic. Eileen Atkins plays Mr. Firth’s aunt, and almost steals the movie in a scene where she persuades Mr. Firth that he’s in love with Ms. Stone. Magic turns up a lot in Woody Allen movies, starting with Kenneth Mars in Shadows and Fog. Mr. Allen played a magician in the under-appreciated Scoop with Scarlett Johansson. As a child, Mr. Allen was an amateur magician.

“I bought tricks and did them. I was interested in sleight of hand. I always read a lot about magic. I would do the tricks, put the cigarette in my mother’s silk handkerchief. It wouldn’t work. The guys who do it are constantly practicing. David Blaine, Ricky Jay. David Blaine told me he and a friend went to the card factory and had special decks of cards made with the perfect weight and thinness.”

Alas, despite magic being a big part of his films, Mr. Allen is realistic. “There’s no magic, unfortunately … And there are no psychics.”

Modern comics don’t interest him much. He draws a blank when I ask about Jerry Seinfeld. ‘What I’ve seen of Seinfeld and Louis C.K. I’ve liked,’ he says, but TV eludes him other than news and Knicks games.

As a stand-up comic in the mid-1960s, Mr. Allen could never have foretold that this would be his fate. But he always loved jazz, even then, playing the clarinet. Nowadays he does it with his band on Mondays at the Café Carlyle. There are big differences. Back then, Mr. Allen tells me, he carried at least 20 jazz LPs with him on the road as he made his way from Chicago to San Francisco to Detroit.

“I’d carry a lot of albums with me for variation. They were always New Orleans jazz, Louis Armstrong, Sidney Bechet … When I got to a town, I’d buy a record player. When I was done, I’d leave it in St. Louis, or wherever … it was too heavy to carry a record player from town to town.”

Now, he actually carries an iPhone loaded with music. “My assistant programmed into the music thing 120 jazz tunes into it. Now when I go out of town, I put the earphones on and it’s great.”

The iPhone is only for music and/or making and taking calls. He doesn’t email or surf the web. Ms. Stone, he says, recently showed him how to text. “I’m so untechnical. I don’t have a word processor. I still have my typewriter, the Olympia portable.” When I mention clips of him on YouTube, he shrugs. He’s never seen it. His daughters, however, are appropriately tech savvy. He says, sounding like every other parent, “They’re on their phones obsessively. And their mother catches them at 12:30 at night. It drives her crazy.” What do they listen to? “Something called One Direction,” he pauses, thinking, “and Katy Perry, and Rihanna.” Does he ever listen? “They have earphones. It’s their music, their generation.”

He rarely wanders out of his comfort zone. And when he does, it’s not always successful. He was ambivalent about turning Bullets Over Broadway into a live stage show. Now it’s closing on August 24 after a disappointing 156 performances. “I thought, it will open, I’ll make money in my sleep!” Is there such a thing? “No, not for me … I’ll never understand why some shows have huge audiences.”

Mr. Allen says he’s always had trouble drawing a live audience. “Even when I was a comic, I’d be on the Johnny Carson show, I’d take over the Johnny Carson show, I’d host it and promote and promote. The next week I’d go to Vegas, and they’d start moving around the potted plants to make the room look smaller. And they’d move them in so it didn’t look so empty. I’ve never been a draw in my life, in any medium … my record album came out when Newhart, Shelley Berman, Cosby, Mort Sahl, Nichols and May [all had hits]. And I was a hot comic at the time. Very disappointing.”

The audience thing is not completely true. There was a time when the opening of a Woody Allen film was an event in New York. Fans lined up around the block to see the auteur’s films at the Coronet, Baronet and Beekman theaters in the late ’70s through the mid-’80s. It was a phenomenon.

“I was aware that in those theaters I did very well. Sometimes, my movies were only playing in those theaters. Then they went to Queens, Staten Island and did okay. By the time they got to Yuma and Tulsa, they weren’t doing so well.”

He’s still thinking about life and death, the end of the world, and why we’re all here.

It was Mr. Allens’s halcyon era in New York—playing the clarinet at Michael’s Pub, eating at Elaine’s. “She was a loyal friend,” he says of the late restaurateur Elaine Kaufman. “There was a period when I had dinner there every single night for 10 years. I was loyal to her. I used her place for several movies. I used Elaine’s in Celebrity, Manhattan, always Elaine’s. And that was a home for a while.” When Kaufman celebrated her restaurant’s 45th year in 2008, Mr. Allen, wife Soon-Yi and daughter Bechet arrived on the button at 8 p.m. and stayed for hours, much to Kaufman’s delight.

Three years later, Kaufman and her eatery would be gone. And when Midnight in Paris screened in Cannes, people went wild. At the dinner in the Palais des Festivals following its official showing, I asked Mr. Allen if he’d known this would happen. I can still remember him saying, very meekly, “No, it was just an idea on a piece of paper …” He was shocked. There’s simply no way to calculate or manufacture a hit.

“It’s a complete surprise,” he says, if a film takes off. “And I live with it for a year. Right now I’m shooting a picture with Emma and Joaquin Phoenix. I see them every day, we shoot and reshoot, it’s agonizing work, we edit and do the music and the mix, you don’t know … I don’t know if people are going to say, ‘Are you kidding? This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.’”

When Midnight broke records, “I was pleasantly surprised. People were coming in abundance. All over the world. I didn’t think anyone would come to Blue Jasmine. I thought that kind of picture would not be popular. A serious picture is an uphill fight. Just like a serious play is a brutal fight on Broadway.”

He has not worked alone on the 44 films. Besides Ms. Taylor, his closest associates have been the cinematographers: Carlo Di Palma, Gordon Willis, Sven Nykvist—all now deceased—and more recently Darius Khondji. It hasn’t always been easy getting everyone on the same page.
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‘I worry not only about me. But that something bad won’t happen to three other people. That my wife won’t get run over, that my kids won’t die in a plane crash. I used to worry about just me and maybe one other person!’

Mr. Allen recalls: “Gordon Willis”—who shot seven of his films (Annie Hall, Manhattan, Zelig) as well as The Godfather trilogy—“worked very differently than I liked to work. But it was not that comfortable. I accommodated him. He was very detailed and meticulous. He’s very professional. He wanted to rehearse so he knew [what was going to happen].

“Carlo was a happy-go-lucky guy. Carlo was like me, he didn’t know what we were going to shoot until we got there. He was an artist, with a vision. But he didn’t know what he was doing. For Everyone Says I Love You, Carlo had lit everything on the other side of the Seine from Notre Dame—he used every light in Paris. Then you get Sven Nykvist, he’s fast, with no lights, and it’s beautiful. Carlo makes it beautiful with all the lights in Paris. Darius was such a dedicated artist for MIP he researched the filaments and street lights. I said, ‘It looks marginally different.’”

He worries that as a filmmaker, he hasn’t influenced anyone. Unlike Martin Scorsese, for example, Mr. Allen says he rarely reads about young directors getting their inspiration from him. Only one: Nora Ephron, who wrote When Harry Met Sally. “She said, ‘You always say no one’s influenced by you but what about me?’ But she’s the only one. And that movie probably did better than Annie Hall.” It’s ironic to him, too. “Annie Hall I think was the lowest earning Oscar winning.” Up til then it was.

As much as Annie Hall makes other people’s best of lists, it barely makes Mr. Allens’s list. When I ask him to name his favorites of his films, his first answer is: Purple Rose of Cairo. He says he likes about 12 of the 45 films, and continues: “Husbands and Wives, Midnight in Paris, Match Point, Zelig,” come out immediately. That’s five. Now what? He adds “Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Blue Jasmine, Broadway Danny Rose.” We’ve got eight. “Annie Hall?” I ask. “Yeahhhh.” Then he remembers the ones he wants: “Manhattan Murder Mystery, Bullets Over Broadway.” He makes no mention of popular favorites like Manhattan or Crimes and Misdemeanors or Hannah and Her Sisters.

Even though he is regularly nominated for Oscars, and he’s directed many actors to Oscars, Mr. Allen is a not member of the Academy and doesn’t vote a ballot. He’s only attended the Oscars once, in 2002, after 9/11, to promote New York. “I’m not a person who believes in awards. I don’t think it’s a right thing to give awards. I think they could say ‘These are our favorite films.’ Crash is better than Brokeback Mountain?”

Was it, I ask?

He replies: “I don’t know. I didn’t see them.”

He claims never to have watched a DVD screener. The only time he’s seen new movies has been from a print, in his small screening room. He did see Wolf of Wall Street. Argo is a vague memory. How about the Coen brothers? They’re sort of like young Woody Allens gone askew—quirky, Jewish, transplanted New Yorkers. Mr. Allen tells me he didn’t see Inside Llewyn Davis, which vaguely covered a time and place he knew—Greenwich Village, 1960. But he adds quickly, “I thought Fargo should have won the Academy Award and not The English Patient.”

Earlier this year, in an effort to derail Ms. Blanchett’s Oscar campaign, a couple of anonymous complaints turned up in the tabloids about Mr. Allen not using black actors. He’s horrified when I bring up the subject. We talk about the new generation of wonderful black actors like Viola Davis and wonder if they’ll ever be cast in a Woody Allen film. He doesn’t hesitate to respond: “Not unless I write a story that requires it. You don’t hire people based on race. You hire people based on who is correct for the part. The implication is that I’m deliberately not hiring black actors, which is stupid. I cast only what’s right for the part. Race, friendship means nothing to me except who is right for the part.”

I ask him why, by the way, Chris Rock appeared in Robert Weide’s PBS documentary about him last year? Are they friends? “He loved my work. When I got married to Soon-Yi he bought me a wedding present,” Mr. Allen reports, surprised and grateful. “When I ran into him in Rome, we took him out for dinner.” He adds: “I’m friendly with Spike Lee. We don’t socialize, but I don’t socialize with anyone.” There’s a punchline: “I don’t have white friends either.”

He does have heroes, however. Mr. Allen is still obsessed with Bob Hope, for example. “I just finished reading this wonderful biography of Bob Hope, by Richard Zoglin. For me it’s a feast. Full of funny lines, quotes you can hear Hope saying them. I would love to make a Bob Hope movie, even an homage to Hope called Hope Springs Eternal, but I fear no one would see it. I’m always defending him to people.”

Modern comics don’t interest him much. He draws a blank when I ask about Jerry Seinfeld. “What I’ve seen of Seinfeld and Louie C.K. I’ve liked,” he says, but TV eludes him other than news and Knicks games. He says he can’t keep up with The New Yorker—“it comes so fast.” But when I mention Paul Rudnick and Andy Borowitz, that he knows. “I find those guys funny definitely.”

What’s a typical Woody Allen day like? He writes not long after he gets up. He uses a treadmill for exercise. “Exercise trumps diet,” he says. He can brag. “Someone just found my driver’s license from when I shot Take the Money and Run in San Francisco.” That’s 45 years ago. “I’m the same weight. I try and gain weight. I switched from wine to beer 10 or 15 years ago. I heard beer is a fattening drink. I have a couple of beers every day.”

Traditional New York food? He doesn’t like bagels! And deli? “I haven’t had a hot dog in at least 15 years. I’ve had a corned beef sandwich once every 25 years.”

His one vice?

“Chocolate malteds—I make them so brilliantly. It’ll kill you, though. You have to put in quite a bit of malt. More than you think. More is more than the traditional amount. If I make it for you, you will die. I make it with half and half, a certain amount of ice cream—vanilla ice cream—chocolate syrup—but you know, they kill you. I used to have two, three a day with impunity.” And his one health issue? “I had glaucoma in my right eye,” he says. What was it like, I asked this very funny man, a man whose work, whose life, has shaped New York sensibilities for more than four decades, to have had your cataracts fixed recently. “It’s like you moved out of Sweden.”