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Ratings: “SNL” Falls Back to Earth with “Elvis”-Lizzo Combo, New “Yellowstone” Spin Off Scores 1 Million More than “Tulsa King”

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The weekend was cold and dark, so people were inside watching TV.

On Sunday, Paramount Network unveiled two major movie stars, Harrison Ford and Helen Mirren, in “1923.” The “Yellowstone” prequel was a hit, of course. The total viewers were a solid 1 million more than for the previous time slot holder, Sylvester Stallone in “Tulsa King.” Ford and Mirren came in close to 4.7 million divided between the Paramount channel and CMT. The numbers will rise with delayed viewing.

Over on “Saturday Night Live,” ratings for the Austin Butler- Lizzo show were 4.3 million on NBC. That’s a very good number for this season. But the show fell back to Earth after the big Steve Martin -Martin Short installment the prior week. That one had 5 million fans. If “SNL” had promoted that this was Cecily Strong’s final show, they might have done better. Instead they released the news at 9:30pm on the same night.

“SNL” will return in January or February, and hopefully the numbers will increase as the new cast solidifies and hosts/musical guests get better. How else to get through February?

Broadway: Good News, Bad News as “Funny Girl” Breaks Record, Two Shows to Close

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Broadway is surviving the kinda recession, pandemic, and bad weather with good news, bad news.

“Funny Girl” has gone from a disaster to a blockbuster over the course of the year, which should teach producers a lesson: Give the people what they want.

Lea Michele, Tovah Feldshuh, and Ramin Karimloo scored just over $2 million last and broke the house record at the August Wilson Theater. The previous house record was set in 2018 by “Mean Girls,” just under $2 million.

Meantime, there are two closures coming: “Death of a Salesman” just announced it will close in four weeks. The much acclaimed production starring Wendell Pierce has struggled despite rave reviews. I’m seeing it tomorrow night and will report back on Friday.

Also, the stage adaption of the great film, “Almost Famous,” will close on January 8th. I was among the few critics who liked it. Also, lack of a star didn’t help the box office. These shows, especially if their reviews are modest, need a couple of recognizable names to keep them going. “Almost Famous” lacked that magic (even though the cast is very good). The good news is, this show can have a life in small productions like high schools, colleges, etc.

Review: “Glass Onion” A Murder Mystery Inside a Murder Mystery with Sublime Daniel Craig and Janelle Monae

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Rian Johnson’s “Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery” starts on Netflix this week after a weeklong run in theaters to gin up interest. It made a lot of money in the latter run and sold out its houses. A lot of movie bloggers through Netflix made a mistake not letting it run longer in theaters, but I think the plan is right. “Glass Onion” may have worn out its welcome in a wider release.

The reason is it has no third act. The first act, with Daniel Craig returning as Benoit Blanc, is a bit of genius. Benoit turns up in Greece as the uninvited guest of the Elon Musk-ish Miles Bron played with slithery self-satisfaction by Edward Norton. Miles has invited a bunch of friends and one enemy for a weekend of murder mystery. Someone will “die” — probably him — and the group will have to figure it out.

The group of friends includes Kate Hudson, Kathryn Hahn, Leslie Odom Jr., Jessica Henwick, Madelyn Cline, and Dave Bautista. Unfortunately for Bron, Benoit guesses the whole thing, the weekend plans are shot, or so it seems. (There are a lot of humorous things going on including Johnson’s friend, actor Noah Segan, wandering around the set completely divorced from the plot.)

Act Two is pretty much an extended flashback, one of the weirder screenplay tricks in some time. It’s almost all about Benoit and Janelle Monae as, as, well, you’ll see, the actual story is explained: all the friends met when they had no money. Monae and Norton hit it big in some kind of tech and bankrolled the others in their pursuits. But Monae and Norton have had a falling out, which affects the friends, or “The Shitheads,” as Monae calls them.

As I said, Norton’s Bron has rented a Greek island with a mansion on it. No expense has been spared, in real life or in the movie. Unlike the first “Knives Out,” all modesty is gone, from a reproduction of the Mona Lisa to all kinds of gizmos including laser beams. The set is a character, and a forbidding one at that.

But the second act works, and is the tightest part of this long movie. Craig and Monae seem like they’re in a two-hander by Pinter, and I actually sat forward in my seat both times I watched the film just to see what they were up to.

The third act is where Johnson’s road runs out. Once Benoit solves the murders and explains them in his Southern drawl, you can feel Johnson saying to himself. Now what? Well, he had a big budget this time, so there are explosions and chases and a lot of running around. There’s a lot of shark jumping, and then the Beatles’ song “Glass Onion” wraps it all up.

We do learn in this movie a tiny bit about Benoit Blanc’s personal life where he sleeps, and with whom (it’s a surprise). The screenplay is full of meta bon mots so we know our detective is at least somewhat aware of the world around him. Craig is just sublime and so is Monae. But I do wish the whole Onion, when it was peeled away, revealed something a little more profound. Plus, in the first movie, a family is rocked by the murder of their patriarch. In this one, the murder victims are not terribly sympathetic. Johnson seems more concerned with the plot mechanics than the souls of his characters.

Still, “Glass Onion” is a satisfying entertainment for a cold winter night.

“General Hospital” Actor Reportedly Fired, Refused to Tape Final Scenes: Scientology a Factor?

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I told you just over a year ago that “General Hospital actor Marcus Coloma was a hardcore Scientologist.

Since the pandemic started he’s missed a few shows here and there. There was some speculation last year that Coloma– who’s been on the show since 2019– might have a problem with the ABC Disney vaccine mandate.

Last week, Coloma abruptly wiped his social media and un-followed all his co-stars on the ABC soap. He was also out several days during November and had to be replaced by another actor.

Today, a soap site, Daytime Confidential, reports that Coloma was not only fired, but once he got the word he refused to film his final scenes. (I always wondered how that worked. I thought they had to complete the contract.)

Curiously, the first new Tweet on Coloma’s account was a retweet of Scientology actor chief Tom Cruise’s “daredevil “Mission Impossible” video posted a few days ago. Cruise thanks his fans for their support while skydiving from a helicopter. Is he reaching out to Cruise for help?

Scientology — which is largely a west coast phenom (you never heard of it on the east coast soaps or on Broadway) — has had a mixed reaction among soap casts. “Young and the Restless” actress Sharon Case has been a member for decades but never talks about it. Michelle Stafford, also on “Y&R” and a longtime cult member, had a brief stint on “General Hospital” that didn’t work out.

Coloma’s role will likely be recast, although walking out on the show won’t earn him any favors for future work.

Cecily Strong on Her Surprise “SNL” Exit after 11 Seasons: “I am ready to go, but I’ll always know home is here”

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Cecily Strong’s sudden exit from “SNL” this weekend took everyone by surprise– even her, I think. But we know all is well since after she wrote this on Instagram she was spotted by sources hanging out with Lorne Michaels at the after party. I think she just realized she’d reached a limit.

Here’s what she wrote:

“My heart is bursting. I have a lot of big huge life changing love to unpack, so this is what I can say tonight 💙

“Ten and a half years ago I got my dream job. The first actual work day I tried to be very cool and make it look like I knew what i was doing and I was supposed to be there. I left that night around 11 after saying goodbye to everyone. I got stuck wandering around the building because none of the elevators went to the first floor and I was trying so hard to avoid having to go back upstairs to ask for help because I’d already said goodbye!!! I think I went to every floor trying to figure out if there was another exit I was missing. I might have even gone into a stairwell. I ended up going back upstairs and my soon-to-be great friend Colin Jost helped me out and walked me over to the secret night time elevator.

“It felt as impossible to leave that night as it does now. And my great friend Colin Jost ended up helping me again, this time by getting Elvis to sing me off (thank you Austin Butler you absolute kind and generous dreamboat).

“I’m sorry I’ve been a little quiet about it publicly. I didn’t want the extra pressure on something already so emotional for me. And I’m so grateful I got to have these wonderful past six shows to help me ease into it and get to meet and laugh and probably overly hug Molly, Marcello, Devon, and Michael who I think are not only brilliantly funny but really great humans. I am ready to go, but I’ll always know home is here. I’ve had the time of my life working with the greatest people on earth.”

Watch the Trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Blockbuster, “Oppenheimer,” Coming Next Summer with All Star Cast

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Cillian Murphy plays J Robert Oppenheimer in next summer’s blockbuster about the development of the atomic bomb. Christopher Nolan is the director and if this movie is told in a straightforward way, it will be great.

Let’s hope there’s no playing with time. This trailer looks amazing.

Emily Blunt, Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr. and Florence Pugh co-star.

Review: 3 Hour “Babylon” Sends Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie, Director Damien Chazelle into a Real “La La Land”

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Welcome to “Babylon,” an homage to Kenneth Anger’s infamous book, “Hollywood Babylon,” filled with scurrilous stories — almost all untrue — describing the film capital of the world in the late 1920s as Sodom and Gomorrah.

Director Damien Chazelle, with three really great movies behind him (“Whiplash,” “La La Land,” “First Man”), seems to have taken all this imagined bacchanalia too seriously. So he’s applied his generous sense of art production and cinematography to invent a mostly bogus world that goes way over the top and collapses in a heap of incoherence.

At three hours, “Babylon” has a lot of different plots that don’t come together. Their one common thread is sewn by Margot Robbie as a flapper who is styled, for some reason, a like an 80s disco queen. She looks nothing like the other women of the film, and sounds like Amanda Seyfriend‘s Marion Davies from “Mank.”

Robbie’s Nellie escapes her restrictive home for the lights of Hollywood. She’s determined to be a big star in the silent films. She makes a friend who becomes her manager and lover (Diego Calva as Manny), They are just the beginning of a long list of studio executives, actors, and hangers on, some real, some fictitious, who are at the center of a debauched world that makes “The Great Gatsby” look like a horror movie.

Nellie and Manny, you see, navigate Hollywood’s sinister waters through wild parties, secret orgies held in tunnels beneath the city, and so on. This is Anger’s fantasy now filtered through Chazelle’s camera. None of it makes any sense or connects to anything in the way of a coherent movie. Remember Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone in “La La Land”? Well, they’re not here.

I can’t say even Nellie and Manny are sympathetic characters. The only one who is is Brad Pitt as fading silent actor/director Jack Conrad. Sound familiar? Conrad is similar to Pitt’s Oscar winning character, Cliff Booth, who also sensed his time was up as stunt man and coat carrier to Leonardo DiCaprio’s middling TV star, Rick Dalton, in “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.” With everything else so completely out of control in this movie, Pitt gets quite zen. He makes himself the magnetic center of the film, and we’re willing to follow him to his tragic fate.

The only other character in “Babylon” who conveys Conrad’s self-knowledge is Jean Smart‘s gossip columnist, Elinor St. John. She’s pre-Louella Parsons and Hedda Hopper, visiting sets, trying to control lives, make or break careers. Smart is having some big moment right now with “Hacks.” Elinor is not so different from Deborah Vance, the world weary comedian. She’s seen it all. And in the dead center of this three hour carnival, Elinor and Jack have the best scene of “Babylon” as if Cliff and Deborah meet in a time warp. I think they deserve Oscar nominations just for that.

The rest of “Babylon.” though is a Mixmaster, a Cusinart, a kaleidoscope. It’s too much money, no restraint, everything but the kitchen sink. Or, and the kitchen sink. It’s Chazelle’s “Heaven’s Gate.” He’ll recover from it, and so will we. But like David O. Russell’s “Amsterdam” — another all star cast and creative bloat — it’s a major disappointment in a year when we needed each of them to be successes so badly. Disappointment is all you get here.

“Saturday Night Live” Sources: Insiders Knew Cecily Strong was Leaving, But Exit Was Kept Quiet EXCLUSIVE

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EXCLUSIVE It was certainly a surprise last night when “Saturday Night Live” posted a goodbye to Cecily Strong just as the dress rehearsal began at 9pm.

Strong had signed up for a new season even though she missed the first couple of episodes. She hadn’t even filmed a spot of the show’s opening credits and people feared she wasn’t coming back. There was never any mention of her returning just for a handful of episodes.

Sources close to the show say her exit was known internally, but no one knows why it wasn’t declared when it was decided. But by the time the cast got together for the table read-through, it was finally announced.

The “SNL” after party was held at Buddakan in Chelsea on Seventh Avenue. Sources say Strong and executive producer Lorne Michaels were among the last to leave the celebration. “The party was still going strong at 4:30,” says a guest. “Cecily and Lorne were in a deep conversation by themselves for at least 45 minutes. It looked like a very warm talk. They were laughing and smiling.”

Strong has no big projects listed on her imdb page except “Shmicago,” the follow up to “Shmigadoon,” which this column announced earlier in the year. If something new has popped up which pushed her to leave “SNL” it’s unknown. It could be exhaustion, or money, or both.

“SNL” has lost a slew of cast members this year. The last holdovers are Kenan Thompson (20 years) and Mikey Day (6 years as a performer). The rest of the cast is newish, although they’re all doing pretty well. Heidi Gardner looks like she’s the biggest beneficiary of Strong’s exit.

Box Office: Disney’s “Avatar 2” Has Blue Christmas as Even ABC Critic Panned It, A Fail for “The Whale”

“Avatar 2” has come up short. Disney was hoping for a blow out with upwards of $175 million this weekend. The total is more like $130 million, which is certainly a big number but not the one to crow about. It is starting to look like a Blue Christmas for a movie that everyone waited for for 13 years and cost at least $250-$300 million.

You could tell, though, as the big day arrived that “Avatar 2” was going to be underwhelming. “Visually Stunning” is a nice way to say it looks great, but how is it different from the first movie? And there are going to be a lot more episodes? You’ll need a snorkle.

One indicator of how weird this is: ABC’s Peter Travers panned it. Disney owns ABC! ABC had a TV special just for “Avatar 2”! But that couldn’t get Travers, who’s usually upbeat about most Big Director films, from even equivocating. He just didn’t like it! To wit: “it’s a long sit. The movie drags in spots and Cameron hasn’t lost his tin ear for dialogue.” Ouch!

Why am I not surprised by the negative reaction to “The Whale”? When I saw the film at the Hamptons Film Festival, I thought it was emotionally manipulative and over hyped. Since then, a lot of audiences didn’t like its take on the morbidly obese.

This second weekend of release saw a roughly 50% drop from the debut week. This weighty movie is not going to get off the ground. Brendan Fraser is fine, but his 600 pound fat suit is turning people off. The incredible nostalgia for Fraser, who was never a great actor, is not going to carry this thing over any threshold. Fraser is lucky: this is a light year for Best Actor nominees. He will get the semi-final nod because of it, but he won’t win.

Fraser’s 90s nostalgia seems similar, by the way, to the sentimental clamor for Ke Huy Quan in “Everything Everywhere.” It’s nice to see the “Indiana Jones” kid back, but this is a martial arts sci fi movie that becomes repetitive very quickly. Again, a nom for Best Supporting Actor, but Judd Hirsch and Brendan Gleeson are the real candidates for the top honor.

PS Loved the “CBS Sunday Morning” valentine to Paramount Pictures not so subtly hidden in their piece on Margot Robbie and Paramount’s “Babylon.” CBS and Paramount are sister companies under Viacom, which I didn’t hear mentioned (must listen again). The movie’s not very good, but the studio! The studio is helping pay the bills for CBS and vice versa.

Watch “SNL” Elegant, Moving Finale Tribute to Cecily Stong– Best Send off Ever

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Best send off: Austin Butler sings “Blue Christmas” to and with Cecily Strong. Whole cast joins in. Kenan Thompson and Colin Jost look upset. Nothing lasts forever. Eleven seasons is pretty amazing.