Wednesday, June 19, 2024

Review: 3 Hour “Babylon” Sends Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie, Director Damien Chazelle into a Real “La La Land”


Welcome to “Babylon,” an homage to Kenneth Anger’s infamous book, “Hollywood Babylon,” filled with scurrilous stories — almost all untrue — describing the film capital of the world in the late 1920s as Sodom and Gomorrah.

Director Damien Chazelle, with three really great movies behind him (“Whiplash,” “La La Land,” “First Man”), seems to have taken all this imagined bacchanalia too seriously. So he’s applied his generous sense of art production and cinematography to invent a mostly bogus world that goes way over the top and collapses in a heap of incoherence.

At three hours, “Babylon” has a lot of different plots that don’t come together. Their one common thread is sewn by Margot Robbie as a flapper who is styled, for some reason, a like an 80s disco queen. She looks nothing like the other women of the film, and sounds like Amanda Seyfriend‘s Marion Davies from “Mank.”

Robbie’s Nellie escapes her restrictive home for the lights of Hollywood. She’s determined to be a big star in the silent films. She makes a friend who becomes her manager and lover (Diego Calva as Manny), They are just the beginning of a long list of studio executives, actors, and hangers on, some real, some fictitious, who are at the center of a debauched world that makes “The Great Gatsby” look like a horror movie.

Nellie and Manny, you see, navigate Hollywood’s sinister waters through wild parties, secret orgies held in tunnels beneath the city, and so on. This is Anger’s fantasy now filtered through Chazelle’s camera. None of it makes any sense or connects to anything in the way of a coherent movie. Remember Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone in “La La Land”? Well, they’re not here.

I can’t say even Nellie and Manny are sympathetic characters. The only one who is is Brad Pitt as fading silent actor/director Jack Conrad. Sound familiar? Conrad is similar to Pitt’s Oscar winning character, Cliff Booth, who also sensed his time was up as stunt man and coat carrier to Leonardo DiCaprio’s middling TV star, Rick Dalton, in “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.” With everything else so completely out of control in this movie, Pitt gets quite zen. He makes himself the magnetic center of the film, and we’re willing to follow him to his tragic fate.

The only other character in “Babylon” who conveys Conrad’s self-knowledge is Jean Smart‘s gossip columnist, Elinor St. John. She’s pre-Louella Parsons and Hedda Hopper, visiting sets, trying to control lives, make or break careers. Smart is having some big moment right now with “Hacks.” Elinor is not so different from Deborah Vance, the world weary comedian. She’s seen it all. And in the dead center of this three hour carnival, Elinor and Jack have the best scene of “Babylon” as if Cliff and Deborah meet in a time warp. I think they deserve Oscar nominations just for that.

The rest of “Babylon.” though is a Mixmaster, a Cusinart, a kaleidoscope. It’s too much money, no restraint, everything but the kitchen sink. Or, and the kitchen sink. It’s Chazelle’s “Heaven’s Gate.” He’ll recover from it, and so will we. But like David O. Russell’s “Amsterdam” — another all star cast and creative bloat — it’s a major disappointment in a year when we needed each of them to be successes so badly. Disappointment is all you get here.

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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