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Porn Scorn: “Lovelace,” “Canyons” Are Box Office Bombs

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It should have been the summer of porn. There was certainly A LOT of publicity for Paul Schrader’s “The Canyons” and “Lovelace,” directed by Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman. “The Canyons” had Lindsay Lohan and an actual porn actor, James Deen. “Lovelace” had an all star cast with Amanda Seyfried getting very good reviews as the erstwhile porn star who claimed she was forced to make the most famous adult movie of all time, “Deep Throat.”

But summer is over. “The Canyons” made a total of $50,000. “Lovelace” has taken in $354,764. Their 30 day runs in theaters are pretty much over. The rest of the money has to be made through either VOD or DVD. No one wanted to see them.

The makers of “50 Shades of Grey” should keep this in mind. Porn has never gone mainstream, really. It’s a home viewing event. Even under a raincoat, no normal person wants to watch very tawdry stuff with a room full of friends.

And apparently it doesn’t matter how much press the movie gets. Because these two films got hours and hours of time on TV and plenty more web and print press. But even very high recognition didn’t help.

It should be noted that “Shame,” Steve McQueen’s film about Michael Fassbender full frontal and getting it on every which way, made just $3.9 million in the US. It did rake in another $14 mil abroad. But the whole thing turned out to be a terrible shame, and a great Oscar punchline for George Clooney.

Katy Perry Does the Jungle Boogie in New “Roar” Video

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Katy Perry is ramping up for her new album. Today she launched the video for her new number 1 song “Roar.” Lions and tigers and bears! Katy goes all jungle boogie in this very well produced, not in the least provocative short film. Lady Gaga, the ball is in your court!

Exclusive: Star Wars Casting Call Goes Out in New York for 3 Main Roles

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“Untitled Studio Feature” is the way it’s billed today in casting sheets. But “Star Wars,” Episoede 7, is looking for three principal actors in New York. The giveaway: the director is J.J. Abrams and the studio is Disney. This is who they’re looking for:

[YOUNG MAN] Early 20s. Handsome, but not necessarily heroic. He is witty and smart. Physically fit.
[MAN] Late 20s. Physically fit, handsome and confident.
[YOUNG WOMAN] Late teens. Physically fit, raw energy, independent and with a great sense of humor.

In June a similar casting call went out in Los Angeles for these three, a little differently worded, plus a few others. It read like this:

Late-teen female, independent, good sense of humour, fit.

Young twenty-something male, witty and smart, fit but not traditionally good looking.

A late twentysomething male, fit, handsome and confident.

Seventy-something male, with strong opinions and tough demeanour. Also doesn’ t need to be particularly fit.

A second young female, also late teens, tough, smart and fit.

Forty something male, fit, military type.

Thirtysomething male, intellectual. Apparently doesn’t need to be fit.

So one can assume that Abrams found some of these people. It does sound like these are the progeny of Luke Skywalker (and someone), of Princess Leia and Han Solo.

Stay tuned…

Special Oscars Go to: Angela Lansbury, Angelina Jolie, Steve Martin, Piero Tosi

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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences has announced the Governors Awards, aka Special Oscars for Lifetime achievement or humanitarian acts. They are a little surprising but the Governors knew what they wanted. The least surprising is Angelina Jolie for the Jean Hersholt Award. Jolie is relatively young, but she’s shlepped all over the world and into dangerous places on humanitarian missions. She definitely deserves something. Plus her battle with cancer was a watershed moment because it opened a discussion worldwide.

The special Oscars go to Angela Lansbury, Steve Martin, and Italian director Piero Tosi. Lansbury is really a Broadway and TV icon. Her movie career, with “The Manchurian Candidate,” is good, but it’s not really a Hollywood legend. Anyway, everyone loves Angela Lansbury.

Steve Martin? He’s made a lot of good movies, he’s very funny, and has a great art collection. His selection is out of left field, but maybe he’s representing all the “Saturday Night Live” people. His best film work was in “Grand Canyon,” I thought. And he writes terrific pieces for The New Yorker.

Tosi is a famous Italian costume designer who’s worked with many key directors. He has two Oscar nominations. His first film was in 1952.

What happened to Doris Day? I don’t know if they asked again and she turned it down again. But I know from being on committees there’s a lot of politicking. In the end, the four awardees are all very talented, and certainly deserve the honor.

Award Winning Screenwriter’s Son Shows How Beverly Hills Kids Are Raised (See Video)

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Paul Attanasio is the very gifted screenwriter of “Quiz Show” and television series such as “House” and ‘Homicide: Life on the Streets.” Attanasio has a law degree from Harvard, as well as an undergrad degree. He and his wife have three kids. One of them, John, got into a fender bender with a Mercedes in the last week or so. It was posted to LiveLeak and other sites by the victim. One look at this kid and you know everything about why you mustn’t raise kids in or near the world of Hollywood. This kid’s watched too many of his dad’s scripts, including “Donnie Brasco.”

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame: Nirvana is Eligible, But Sting and Bon Jovi Are Still Waiting

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We await, as we do annually, the ballot from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame for new inductees. So many have been left out over the years that’s it sort of mind blowing. In the here and now, both Sting and the group Bon Jovi stand out as waiting, waiting, waiting. Sting’s solo career is three times as long as his time with The Police. He should be in already. Bon Jovi is exactly what rock and roll is about: great songs, hard work, and perseverance.

This year, eligible for the first time is Nirvana. That should be a slam dunk among Jann Wenner’s nominating committee of friends, employees, and former staff. Melissa Etheridge would be the only other act that anyone could consider seriously in this year’s group unless you want to drag in Phish, Living Colour, or Kylie Minogue. No? Didn’t think so.

And then there is the long long list of acts who’ve been snubbed. Where do we begin? Carly Simon. Chicago. Hall & Oates. Linda Ronstadt. The Moody Blues. Billy Preston. Cat Stevens. Mary Wells. Todd Rundgren. And of course, Chubby Checker. And: Bruce Springsteen’s E Street Band, which didn’t make it the year Bruce was inducted. Shameful.

There’s more: how about Tina Turner? Roxy Music? Lou Reed? Steve Miller? There are also dozens of R&B acts who’ve been ignored. And several producers, from the late Phil Ramone to Richard Perry and so on.

The Rock Hall has been severely devalued in the last few years. Surely its meaning is not as heralded as it once was. But it would be nice, before the whole thing implodes, to tidy up and make sure the next inductees are ones who really deserve it.

Broadway: Michelle Williams, Alan Cumming in All-Star “Cabaret” Revival

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Circle April 24, 2014: Alan Cumming is returning to Broadway in “Cabaret” directed by Sam Mendes and choreographed by Rob Marshall. His Sally will be movie star Michele Williams, so good in “My Week with Marilyn” and “Blue Valentine” and even “Dawson’s Creek.” Cummings, Mendes, and Marshall all did this 15 years ago in the same spot, the Roundabout Theater in Studio 54. Adding Williams is the coup de grace. Best Revival of a Musical? It will be hard to beat. You know that Liza Minnelli and Joel Grey will be front and center on opening night. All the technical people from 1998 are returning, too, including William Ivey Long doing costumes.

Alan Cumming said in a press release: “I first played the Emcee in London 20 years ago, and then again five years later on Broadway.  I was in a totally different place in my life on both those occasions, and I am certainly a different man today.  But one thing hasn’t changed: There are still people in this world who want to oppress and destroy us for being different, and Cabaret is both a celebration of diversity and a reminder of the dangers of complacency.  It couldn’t be more relevant and I couldn’t be more excited to be a part of it.”

My own PS: this past season the long knives were out for Hollywood types who came to Broadway. Kids, Michelle Williams is serious. She’s very, very talented a lovely person. I hope she gets a fair shake.

Bestseller: “Catcher in the Rye” Jumps to Number 10 on Amazon

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UPDATE: Toronto Film Festival just announced there will be a special screening of “Salinger” tomorrow, Sept 5th, at 8pm– in direct competition with the fest’s opening night, I might add.

Earlier: All the news about J.D. Salinger– Nazi first wife, new books coming in 2015, etc– has sparked sales on amazon.com and Barnes & Noble’s website. “The Catcher in the Rye,” first published in 1951, is number 10 on amazon and number 30 on bn.com. The new “Salinger” book by Shane Salerno and David Shields is number 66 on amazon and number 7 on bn.com. That’s all pretty amazing. But the “Salinger” documentary The-Catcher-in-the-Ryeis released  Friday to theaters. And on Sunday, Jean Miller, who was the 14 year old girl who inspired “Esme,” a Salinger character, appeared on “CBS Sunday Morning.” That show really sells books. Are all the people buying “Catcher” just phonies? Probably. We’re lousy with ’em, goddammit.

PS Salinger is not available on Kindle or iBooks, no ebooks whatsoever. Of course.

Robin Thicke, Justin Timberlake Get Minor Sales Bounce From MTV VMA Show

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It’s good news and bad news for pop music acts who performed on last week’s MTV Video Music Awards. The good news is some of them got a sales bounce from being on the show. The bad news is: it wasn’t much of an increase in sales.

Here goes: Robin Thicke, appearing his white referee’s costume with Miley Cyrus, still only sold 57,775 copies of his “Blurred Lines” album. That was a 25% increase over the week before, but still…

Justin Timberlake was up 135% from the preceding week, but that only came to 37,359 copies of “The 20/20 Experience.” And he was on the show for, like, 20 minutes…

Teeny boppers One Direction were up 60% but that only translated into 10,867 copies of their latest album. This means that One Direction couldn’t sell more than that in the same week they also had a kind of infomercial film about themselves in the theaters. I’d be worried that this group may have peaked while the twerked. If you peak and twerk at the same time, that may mean you’ve puked…

The best news of the week was that Bob Dylan sold around 30,000 copies of a new release, an official bootleg called “Another Self Portrait,” which chronicles 1969-71. Bravo! Bob was not on the VMAs, by the way…

 

Documentary: J.D. Salinger’s First Wife Was a Nazi

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J.D. Salinger is rolling in his grave. You can hear him if you listen carefully. That’s because this eccentric, reclusive writer, hero to so many, is having most of his secrets uncovered in a new documentary and a companion book coming out this week. We saw the “Salinger” movie last night at the Museum of Modern Art.  It’s a doozy and not to be missed.

At the New York premiere screening and party afterward at the Royalton: Paul Haggis, Erica Jong, D.A. Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus, Al Maysles, Barbara Kopple, Jonathan Schwartz, John Patrick Shanley, writer Brad Gooch, Steve Kroft and Jenny Conant, as well as Shirley Lord Rosenthal (known in the 80s in Spy magazine as “the bosomy dirty book writer”) and Barbara Walters.

Made over a 10 year period by Shane Salerno (now writing one of the “Avatar” sequels with James Cameron). Among the revelations: Salinger’s first was a Nazi who he met while doing counterintelligence in World War II. He brought her home to meet his Jewish family after they’d been hitched. A few weeks later the marriage was over, and he shipped her home to Germany.

Salerno has done an incredible job of covering most of the Salinger bases. He’s uncovered Jean Miller, the woman who– when she was 14– was the prototype for Esme, the young lass in the story “For Esme, With Love and Squalor.” We learn that many of Salinger’s famous creations were based on real people. He himself was Holden Caulfield and probably Seymour Glass. His second wife, Claire Douglas, was Franny of “Franny and Zooey” fame. And so on.

Mainly what the Salerno project does is place Salinger as a post-World War II writer along with James Jones, Kurt Vonnegut, Joseph Heller,  Norman Mailer, latecomer William Wharton, Leon Uris, and so many others. Salinger is not ordinarily thought of that way because his more prominent stories are not about war exactly, but sort of ironic, comic and miserable characters pursuing their own philosophies. Salerno explains- relaying on Salinger biographers like David Shields, Paul Alexander and others– that Salinger’s horrific eyewitness experiences during the liberation of  Dachau, etc– caused him to have a nervous breakdown, post-traumatic stress syndrome, and a variety of mental illnesses including rudeness.

Salinger, especially in the Simon & Schuster companion book is miserable most of the time. He lives in his head, can’t form relationships, is disloyal, and mean. He’s also a horndog who’s always hitting on women, the younger the better.

The movie is bursting with interviews and information. Some of it is unnecessary both on screen and the book. Much as I like Philip Seymour Hoffman, Edward Norton and John Cusack, I don’t know why their opinions are included. There are several other people in the film who are not exactly well known or prominent Salinger experts or even old friends.

But there are others, like A.E. Hotchner, A. Scott Berg, and Leila Hadley Luce who are wonderful and move the story along. The best of the bunch is Jean Miller, who I discovered comes from a big New York society family (I can ‘t say which one). So elegant and well spoken, Miller gives a very thorough picture of Salinger during his prime writing years– and she from ages 14 to 18. Miller told me she’s just finished writing her own book, and hopes to publish it soon.  “I would never have done this if Jerry”–that’s Jerome David– “were still alive.”

What would Salinger think of the book and documentary now? “He’d say we’re all parasites,” Miller observed.