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All Hail Bob Dylan, Winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature, First American Since 1993

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Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize in Literature “for having created new poetic expressions within the great American song tradition.”

Dylan is the first American to win the prize since Toni Morrison in 1993.

Dylan won because every single songwriter, and unknown number of poets and novelists were influenced by his work. It’s certainly a statement that no American fiction writer has been able to get the prize since Toni Morrison, until now.

Some examples of why he won:

“Masters of War”

Come you masters of war
You that build the big guns
You that build the death planes
You that build all the bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks

You that never done nothin’
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it’s your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther
When the fast bullets fly

Like Judas of old
You lie and deceive
A world war can be won
You want me to believe
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain

You fasten all the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you sit back and watch
When the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion
While the young people’s blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud

You’ve thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain’t worth the blood
That runs in your veins

How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I’m young
You might say I’m unlearned
But there’s one thing I know
Though I’m younger than you
That even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good?
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could?
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul

And I hope that you die
And your death’ll come soon
I will follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand o’er your grave
‘Til I’m sure that you’re dead

“Like a Rolling Stone”

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
Threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn’t you?
People call say ‘beware doll, you’re bound to fall’
You thought they were all kidding you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hanging out
Now you don’t talk so loud
Now you don’t seem so proud
About having to be scrounging your next meal

How does it feel, how does it feel?
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone

Ahh you’ve gone to the finest schools, alright Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
Nobody’s ever taught you how to live out on the street
And now you’re gonna have to get used to it
You say you never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He’s not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And say do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel, how does it feel?
To be on your own, with no direction home
A complete unknown, like a rolling stone

Ah you never turned around to see the frowns
On the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain’t no good
You shouldn’t let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on a chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain’t it hard when you discovered that
He really wasn’t where it’s at
After he took from you everything he could steal

How does it feel, how does it feel?
To have on your own, with no direction home
Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone

Ahh princess on a steeple and all the pretty people
They’re all drinking, thinking that they’ve got it made
Exchanging all precious gifts
But you better take your diamond ring, you better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him he calls you, you can’t refuse
When you ain’t got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You’re invisible now, you’ve got no secrets to conceal

How does it feel, ah how does it feel?
To be on your own, with no direction home
Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone

“The Times They Are A-Changin'”

Come gather ’round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You’ll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you
Is worth savin’
Then you better start swimmin’
Or you’ll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin’2

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won’t come again
And don’t speak too soon
For the wheel’s still in spin
And there’s no tellin’ who
That it’s namin’
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin’2

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don’t stand in the doorway
Don’t block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There’s a battle outside ragin’
It’ll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin’2

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don’t criticize
What you can’t understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is rapidly agin’
Please get out of the new one
If you can’t lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin’

 

“Apprentice” Producer Mark Burnett Denounces Trump Campaign: “My wife and I reject the hatred, division and misogyny”

Mark Burnett and Roma Downey have sent a statement denouncing the Donald Trump campaign. Burnett produces “The Apprentice,” and everyone is looking for hot mic tapes from that show after the “Access Hollywood” scandal.

In his statement, Burnett says: “Given all of the false media reports, I feel compelled to clarify a few points. I am not now and have never been a supporter of Donald Trump’s candidacy. I am NOT “Pro-Trump.” Further, my wife and I reject the hatred, division and misogyny that has been a very unfortunate part of his campaign.”

Indeed, Burnett has long been a donor to Democratic candidates. He gave money to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton in 2007-2008 and $30,400 to the DNC in 2009.

Burnett’s PR spokespeople, FrankPR, also sent this: “In addition, MGM’s longtime counsel, Marvin S. Putnam of Latham & Watkins, responded, “MGM, not Mark Burnett, owns “The Apprentice.” MGM has agreements with artists across a wide spectrum of creative properties, including “The Apprentice.” These agreements typically contain provisions related to confidentiality and artist’s rights. MGM has every intention of complying with its agreements with artists and honoring their rights, including with respect to “The Apprentice.”

So when Trump loses the election it doesn’t seem like he’ll be returning to the show, Burnett, or NBC.

“Soul Man” Sam Moore Turns 81, Spends the Day Educating School Kids in Miami-Dade County

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“Soul Man” Sam Moore was such a hit last week at the Little Kids Rock event in New York that the group asked him for help today in Miami. And Moore, who turns 81 today, obliged.

Sam and his wife Joyce Moore are helping national nonprofit Little Kids Rock launch brand new music programs in over 30 Miami‐Dade County Public Schools on Wednesday. They will train and equip dozens of teachers to launch innovative music programs with instruments and curricular resources donated by Little Kids Rock.
Students from South Miami K‐8 Center who participate in the Little Kids Rock program are performing.

The Miami connection resonates because that was where Moore was born and first came to prominence as a singer, first in gospel music and then with the late Dave Prater as Sam and Dave. Their many hits include “Soul Man,” “Hold On I’m Coming” and “I Thank You.”

Sam was named to the list of 100 best singers of all time by Rolling Stone magazine, and was one of the earliest inductees in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. He’s sung for all the living presidents (one time for all them together) and has appeared many times in recent years at the White House and the Kennedy Center.

Sam’s name appears more times than any other artist in Bruce Springsteen’s new memoir. The Boss lists him as an “inspiration.” He inspires all of us! Happy Birthday, Sam!

The Beatles Memorialized in LEGO Set for “Yellow Submarine” 48 Years Later

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yellow subThe Beatles are now being memorialized in LEGO. Soon there will be a 550 piece LEGO set for “Yellow Submarine” including John, Paul, George, and Ringo figures, Jeremy– the “Nowhere Man”–and the submarine itself. The set will retail for $60 and hit stores on November 1st. No word yet on Blue Meanies or Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band or Allen Klein (just kidding) but I’ll bet they will come later as expensive extras. This is only the beginning. Look for this thing to sell out instantly. It’s a great idea because it will seed the next generations for Beatles music. Last week the Daily Mail ‘reported’ that Beatles producer George Martin left an estate of only 1 million British pounds. Haha.

Cat Stevens (Yusuf Islam) Charms Hollywood at Final Stop of 50th Anniversary Tour

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Remember we all thought we lost Cat Stevens?  Well he was gloriously back last Friday night at the Pantages Theater in Hollywood. Yusuf Islam as he is now also known, invited the adoring crowd to his ‘living room’ for “A Cat’s Attic: Yusef/Cat Stevens 50 Year Anniversary Acoustic Tour.”  The set was a homey wood paneled cabin with old posters of the man himself, a chair and a piano.

Sixty eight year old Yusuf, in pitch perfect voice, just wrapped up his 12 date North American Tour which also marked his 50th anniversary of his musical life.  In the nearly three hour-long concert, he spoke in postcards of short little colorful stories that stitched across the years.  Touted as “an acoustic evening,” with his two bandmates, Eric Appapoulay and Kwame Yeboah, Yusuf narrated the tale with all thrown in, his rock and roll excessive everything issues, his health scares and his subsequent spiritual journey.

He started the set with his early hits, “I Love My Dog,” “Matthew and Son”  “Here Comes My Baby,” and his late 60’s hit that Rod Stewart made famous, “The First Cut Is The Deepest.”  He then sang some of his well-known hits, “Father and Son,”  “How Can I Tell You?” and more. 

Yusuf recounted the fateful day of his Malibu swim, when he was visiting  Jerry Moss, famed co founder of A&M (who was there in the audience), as the guest of noted longtime manager and now advisor Barry Krost.  Yusuf thought he would drown and made a promise to God that if he let him live, he would devote the rest of his life to him.  He then converted to Islam, which he didn’t say specifically, he said simply, “a change in my life.” He gave up music, married and retreated into his religious life. That’s when his fans thought he was lost forever. “I’ll skip the next 27 years until my son brought a guitar in the house.” 

Yusuf realized then, that the world needed “peace, and I thought I could help with that.”  He sang some of “An Other Cup,” which included the Beatless “All You Need Is Love,” weaved in with “Maybe There’s a World.”   He asked the audience to meet a friend of his, bringing out the stuffed version of the Disney “Zootopia,” character Judy Hopps.  He told how he was recently on the plane and was watching the film and saw her inspiring inclusive speech at the end, which resonated for him.  He then recited the speech as only he can followed by “Wild World,”  “Peace Train,” and “Morning Has Broken.”  Yusuf, the socially conscious songwriter sharing his songs of peace, togetherness and happiness, revealing just enough bits and pieces that the adoring rapt audience gratefully leaned into.

Barry Krost summed it up perfectly.  “ He’s the only artist that I know that sounds better, has even more appeal than he did at the height of his career.”  

Shawn Mendes, Fifth Harmony, Bruno Mars, Chainsmokers, Charlie Puth, Ariana Grande, One Direction’s Niall Horan Sign Up for the Jingle Ball

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Clear Channel is lining up the stars for the annual Jingle Ball tour. This is the hotly anticipated December concert that Clear Channel — I Heart Radio– sends to big cities to promote their radio stations and the top pop stars of the year.

So far the Chainsmokers, Niall Horan, Charlie Puth, Ariana Grande, Ellie Goulding, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and Fifth Harmony are among those who have signed up for the road show. Curiously absent from the list: Zayn Malik.

Me? I love the Jingle Ball. I never miss it. Really. If you want to know what’s going on with young people, this is the place to be. Plus, if Ariana will sing that Jason’s Song I’ll be really, really happy.

The 2016 Jingle Ball Schedule Includes:

 

Dallas, Texas – Tuesday, November 29 at 7:30 p.m. CST – 106.1 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One at American Airlines Center

  • The star studded lineup features: Meghan Trainor, The Chainsmokers, Fifth Harmony, Backstreet Boys, Alessia Cara, Charlie Puth, Daya, Lukas Graham and Hailee Steinfeld.
  • Ticket information available via 1061kissfm.iheart.com

San Francisco/The Bay Area – Thursday, December 1, at 7:30 p.m. PST – WiLD 94.9’s FM’s Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One at SAP Center, San Jose

  • The star studded lineup features: Shawn Mendes, The Chainsmokers, Charlie Puth, Diplo, Tove Lo, Alessia Cara, Lukas Graham and Daya, plus a Special Guest appearance from Niall Horan.
  • Ticket information available via wild949.iheart.com

Los Angeles, Ca. – Friday, December 2, at 7:30 p.m. PST – KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One at STAPLES Center

  • The star studded lineup features: Bruno Mars, Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, Meghan Trainor, Fifth Harmony, Diplo, Alessia Cara, Lukas Graham and Daya, plus a Special Guest appearance from Niall Horan.
  • Ticket information available via kiisfm.iheart.com

Minneapolis, Minn. – Monday, December 5, at 7:30 p.m. CST – KDWB’s Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One at Xcel Energy Center, St. Paul

  • The star studded lineup features: Fifth Harmony, G-Eazy, Diplo, Backstreet Boys, Lukas Graham, Alessia Cara, Tove Lo, Hailee Steinfeld and Gnash.
  • Ticket information available via kdwb.iheart.com

Philadelphia, Pa. – Wednesday, December 7, at 7:30 p.m. EST – Q102’s Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One at Wells Fargo Center

  • The star studded lineup features: Shawn Mendes, Fifth Harmony, Diplo, Ellie Goulding, DNCE, Charlie Puth, Tove Lo, Alessia Cara and Lukas Graham.
  • Ticket information available via q102.iheart.com

New York, N.Y. – Friday, December 9, at 7:30 p.m. EST– Z100’s Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One at Madison Square Garden

  • The star studded lineup features: Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, The Chainsmokers, Meghan Trainor, Fifth Harmony, Ellie Goulding, Diplo, Charlie Puth, Lukas Graham and Daya, plus a Special Guest appearance from Niall Horan.
  • Ticket information available via Z100.iheart.com
  • Z100’s Jingle Ball 2016 will video stream exclusively live on CWTV.com and The CW App and will air as a 90-minute special on The CW Network on December 15, at 8 p.m. EST/PST

Boston, Mass. – Sunday, December 11, at 6 p.m. EST – KISS 108’s Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One at TD Garden

  • The star-studded lineup features: Ariana Grande, Shawn Mendes, Diplo, Ellie Goulding, DNCE, Tove Lo, Alessia Cara and Daya, plus a Special Guest appearance from Niall Horan.
  • Ticket information available via kiss108.iheart.com

Washington, D.C. – Monday, December 12, at 7:30 p.m. EST – Hot 99.5’s Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One at Verizon Center

  • The star-studded lineup features: Meghan Trainor, The Chainsmokers, G-Eazy, Fifth Harmony, Diplo, Ellie Goulding, DNCE, Alessia Cara, Tove Lo and Daya, plus a Special Guest appearance from Niall Horan.
  • Ticket information available via hot995.iheart.com

Chicago, Ill. – Wednesday, December 14, at 7:30 p.m. CST – 103.5 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One at Allstate Arena

  • The star-studded lineup features: Ariana Grande, Ellie Goulding, Backstreet Boys, Tove Lo, Lukas Graham, Daya and Hailee Steinfeld, plus a Special Guest appearance from Niall Horan

Atlanta, Ga. – Friday, December 16, at 7:30 p.m. EST – Power 96.1’s Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One at Philips Arena

  • The star-studded lineup features: Ariana Grande, Meghan Trainor, The Chainsmokers, Fifth Harmony, DNCE, Alessia Cara, Daya and Lukas Graham.
  • Ticket information available at power961.iheart.com

Tampa Bay, Fla. – Saturday, December 17, at 7:00 p.m. EST – 93.3 FLZ’s Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One at Amalie Arena

  • The star-studded lineup features: Pitbull, The Chainsmokers, Fifth Harmony, DNCE, Lukas Graham, Martin Garrix and Daya.

Miami, Fla. – Sunday, December 18, at 7:30 p.m. EST – Y100’s Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One at BB&T Center, Ft. Lauderdale

  • The star-studded lineup features: Diplo, Meghan Trainor, The Chainsmokers, Fifth Harmony, Nicky Jam, Alessia Cara, Charlie Puth, Tove Lo, Lukas Graham, and Hailee Steinfeld.
  • Ticket information available via y100.iheart.com

Billy Bush Doesn’t Have a Lot of Support from the Red Carpet: “Abrasive, Rude…Hurtful”

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Billy Bush: I actually feel bad for him. He’s a nice guy. To me, at least. He’s probably done at NBC. He’ll need a year off, do some charity things, etc, and then he’ll be back. He will be back. People have short memories.
In the meantime, my defense has provoked an email from the red carpet. It’s from someone whose name I am protecting. But you see, Billy doesn’t have a lot of support. This is the old story of stepping on hands as you climb the ladder:
Billy Bush, he was always a sleaze. I was often put next to him on the red carpet 12-15 years ago and he was rude and offensive. He used to shove me and push and have his cameraman do whatever he wanted even if it meant hitting me in the head. 
Even though people could be aggressive on the red carpet he was different, more abrasive, ruder. Even hurtful. Even though he stood next to me for years he never said hello. 
He always acted like the celebrities were his pals. 

Lots of people who have had the same experiences with him as me feel he had this coming.

Do you remember Claudia Cohen? She was the opposite of Billy on the red carpet. She was polite, would interview a celebrity and then introduce them to the journalist standing next to her. Turn that behavior on its head and you have Billy Bush.
I couldn’t believe NBC hired him. He has no journalism experience, just a celebrity ass kisser.

Oscars: Best Actress Category Has Never Locked Up This Early, With Lots of Big Names Involved

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It’s only October 11th, but the Best Actress category for the Oscars is already locking up. There are more than enough potential nominees, and plenty of names out there still to be heard from. Usually, Best Actress produces one or two contenders, and then there’s a rush to gather up the remaining few. Not so this year.

And who’s to say who the leader of the pack is? Everyone has a different idea.

But I’d rank them this way right now:

  1. Annette Bening– 20th Century Women
  2. Emma Stone– La La Land
  3. Natalie Portman– Jackie
  4. Meryl Streep– Florence Foster Jenkins
  5. Viola Davis*– Fences (which no one has seen but she won the Tony on Broadway)
  6. Amy Adams– either Arrival, or Nocturnal Animals
  7. Ruth Negga–Loving
  8. Jessica Chastain*– Miss Sloane (also largely unseen)
  9. Kristen Stewart– Personal Shopper or Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime WalkI
  10. Isabelle Huppert– Elle

What a great problem to have! And Best Supporting Actress is also getting might crowded:

  1. Nicole Kidman—Lion
  2. Michelle Williams–Manchester by the Sea
  3. Elle Fanning–20th Century Women
  4. Greta Gerwig– 20th Century Women
  5. Margo Martindale– The Hollars
  6. Aja Naomi King– Birth of a Nation
  7. Octavia Spencer– Hidden Figures
  8. Taraji P. Henson– Hidden Figures

And lurking out there– still, some surprises to come…What a great problem to have!

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Broadway: Alan Alda, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Hamm Among the Stars Who Welcome Hip Hilarious, “Oh Hello”

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Think you’re hip? Know a lot of current and pertinent cultural allusions? Then “Oh Hello,” is for you, that is if you can keep up with the riffs served by John Mullaney and Nick Kroll in this 90 minute machine gun fire “play” that just took over Broadway.

Believe me, the pop references come faster than those chocolates on the “I Love Lucy” conveyor belt.

Plus, every night you get a surprise: a cameo from a celebrity who may or may not know what the hell is going on, onstage at the jewel box Lyceum Theater. Luckily, the great Alan Alda went along with it last night at the opening performance, coming on stage and participating in about a 15 minute segment that he managed to steal, with aplomb, from the two very silly, very smart players.

Since the show started off Broadway at the Cherry Lane Theater, then went on a tour and to Los Angeles, Mullaney and Kroll have always had references to Alan Alda. They idolize him. So the “MASH” vet was persuaded to appear on opening night. “We didn’t have to change much,” director Alex Timbers told me at the after party at Brasserie 8 1/2. “It was already there.”

Still, Alda rose to the occasion, especially when the guys discovered spontaneously that he’s Italian, not Jewish. Alda gave them his real Italian name– Alphonso Joseph D’Abruzzo- from which they have not yet recovered. (If only Alan Alda would do the show every night!)

Other celebs during previews have included Josh Groban and Katie Couric. Jon Hamm did it during the Cherry Lane run and now, for no reason, his photo and that of fellow “Mad Men” star John Slattery, is in the Playbill with Mullaney and Kroll as if they were in the cast. They are not. Their bios even appear in the Playbill as understudies. They are not. There is also a bio for an unseen character named Ruvi Nandan, who is spoken to and spoken of, but doesn’t speak during the show or exist.

Got that?

So yes, “Oh Hello” has a story and a bit of a plot, a set, lighting, and a director. It also has costumes, especially wigs. Mullaney and Kroll play Upper West Side losers George St. Geegland and Gil Faizon. They are totally unsuccessful actors who have lived together like Felix and Oscar in a huge rent stabilized apartment for 40 years. Gil’s closest brush with success was auditioning to a voice over for CBS. George has written a lot of unproduced plays. But now they are going to perform a new play for us, playing characters with similar names.

Got that?

And so they do, or try to. There isn’t much of a play, and it’s constantly interrupted by the two actors. There is some music, all of it by Steely Dan, whom the guys adore. I do, too, so it was a pleasant surprise to hear “Rikki Don’t Lose That Number” and “Kid Charlemagne” playing as we got to our seats. Gil and George go to see Steely Dan when they play at the Beacon, same as John Mullaney in real life. By coincidence, Steely Dan is at the Beacon now (in real life). But Mullaney told me: “This was the only Monday night I could have seen them, but we were opening the show.”

The real Jon Hamm was there in the audience, as were Jimmy Fallon, and Mario Cantone, and what seemed like a lot of people who know Kroll and Mullaney from Comedy Central. Most of the show I can’t explain, starting with a bizarre interest in tuna that gave the guys a theme for their cable access TV show. “Oh Hello” is party Wayne’s World, part “SNL” “Wild and Crazy Guys,” heavily birthed by Lily Tomlin’s “Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe.”

This show is a limited run, so run right over there. This video resembles the show, but isn’t party of it– just to give you an idea. The live show is 100 times better.

Warren Buffett Shows Tax Returns Despite Audit, Dares Trump: “I have paid federal tax every year since 1944, when I was 13”

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Donald Trump attacked Warren Buffett in last night’s debate.

Now Buffett, the real deal as opposed to Trump, has responded.

Donald, this was a mistake. Bigly.

God bless Warren Buffett.

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