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No Harmony: Art Garfunkel Books Show in Minnesota Same Night as Paul Simon’s Career Finale Concert in Queens

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Well, there’s good news and bad news. Art Garfunkel has booked a show in Minnesota on Saturday, September 22nd, the same day Paul Simon plays his final concert, in Queens. There was hope that Simon & Garfunkel would reunite under the stars in the borough of their youth for one last “Scarborough Fair.” It’s not going to happen.

But Garfunkel could still appear at one of the two preceding shows with Simon at Madison Square Garden. Since he’s not going to sing on consecutive days, I’d bet on the first show, September 20th. This is all speculation.

Back on December 13th, I did an interview with Art for the release of his autobiography, “What is All But Luminous.” During our lunch he made a few veiled references to “something big that is going on.” I never learned what that was, but when Simon announced his retirement tour I assumed, thinking back to the lunch, that somehow these two old friends (as it were) had negotiated a way to have a final performance of their own. I sure hope that is the case. I have no other inside information.

Garfunkel and I were set to meet at a restaurant on Third Avenue and East 63rd St. that I think of as Fiorello’s East, but hasn’t been called that in about twenty years. I think it’s called Tony DiNapoli’s. As I approached the restaurant by taxi, my cell phone rang. A very dear and old friend– someone I have been close to for over 40 years– called from London to tell me her breast cancer had recurred and that she required new surgery after 11 years of being cancer free. Talk about being startled. And unnerved. When Artie arrived I explained what had just happened and he offered to postpone our talk. Well, we were there, and hungry, so we persevered. But I never listened to the “tape” and didn’t publish the interview. It was if the whole day had been a foggy dream.

This morning I watched Rita Braver’s excellent piece on Garfunkel on “CBS Sunday Morning.” I hope you watch it, too. Just click on that link. It sums up everything we talked about back on December 13th– how he lost and regained his voice, that he– unlike Simon– is not retiring but plowing ahead. That Garfunkel has always had an intellectual and cultural life separate from Simon, and the difficulties of laboring under the shadow of the Simon & Garfunkel success for what has turned out to be a lifetime. He’s a smart, funny guy who can sing like crazy. We would have gotten that from my interview and we certainly get it from Rita’s.

“What Is All But Luminous” doesn’t come out in paperback until next February. You can still order it from amazon as a hardcover or on Kindle. I’d get the hardcover. Artie designed it with various fonts. The look of it is cool, and the content is just enough to satisfy all our questions about Simon, about his personal life, about singing, reading, touring, and acting in movies like “Catch 22” and “Carnal Knowledge.” By the way, I went back and watched both of those films last summer– Garfunkel is excellent in each of them.

I have a favorite Garfunkel album. It’s called “Breakaway” from 1975, produced by Richard Perry. It’s a masterpiece. He has lots of other records. My favorite single was one called “Second Avenue.” It was never on an album. Garfunkel doesn’t like it for some reason, so he’s never included it on a collection. He doesn’t sing it now. It’s the one thing we disagree about. Go figure.

PS My friend had her surgery, and she is thriving. A happy ending.

Breaking: Arizona Senator John McCain, War Hero, Dies at 81; Trump Tweets Generic Message

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Senator John S. McCain of Arizona has died of brain cancer. He was 81. His family had announced yesterday that he was stopping treatment, and that his time was coming to an end.

Now we wait for a statement from Donald Trump who is unbelievably president of the United States. Trump has mocked McCain for being kidnapped and taken prisoner during the Vietnam War. McCain got his revenge by voting against ending Obamacare. He became a hero all over again.

McCain made pretty much only one mistake in his long and stellar career in politics: he let Sarah Palin run as his vice presidential candidate. She absolutely cost him any chance of winning, and became a standard bearer for national stupidity.

Otherwise, McCain was a moderate Republican who loved his country and put it first. What a week– Aretha Franklin and John McCain. We’re losing the best people.

UPDATE Here’s Trump’s Tweet, written by someone in the White House and totally impersonal.

The Best Song of 2018 is 50 Years Old: The Kinks Release Previously Unheard Gorgeous “Time Song” from 1968

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May I explain something to all of you youngsters and Grammy voters? The Kinks’ “Time Song” is a song. It’s written by one person, Ray Davies of the Kinks. Now it’s been released for the first time as part of the 50th anniversary of the Kinks’ “Village Green Preservation Society.” All you people who think you are songwriters because you lifted a “beat” please listen to this song. This should win the Grammy this year for Best New Song. Just lovely.

Friday Box Office: Predicted Failures “Happytime Murders” and “A.X.L.” Bomb, “Crazy Rich Asians” Repeats at Number 1

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“Crazy Rich Asians” repeats at number 1 this weekend. They’re going to pick up another $20 million. Lovely!

The box office is otherwise a treacherous place if your reviews are really no good.

Both GlobalRoad’s “A.X.L.” and STX’s “Happytime Murders” scored just 22% each on RottenTomatoes. The reviews weren’t wrong, and they didn’t help.

GlobalRoad is almost out of business anyway. “A.X.L.” only made $812,500 on Friday night for a possible $2.1 million weekend. So that show is over. According to sources, Global Road has run out of money which is why they pulled Johnny Depp’s Notorious BIG movie set for September. They can’t promote it. And, says a source, “they can’t deal with Johnny Depp.”

STX is a mystery to me. I’m sure they are nice people. But what are they doing? “Happytime Murders” is puppet porn. Last night it made $4 million for a projected weekend of $11 million. Their other movies this year were Amy Schumer’s beleaguered “I Feel Pretty” – -$48 million– “Den of Thieves” — $45 million– and — “Adrift” — $31 million. Quality is clearly not their objective.

They also have Mark Wahlberg’s disaster, “Mile 22,” which hit the $19 million mark last night after 8 days of release. Mark will have to serve a lot of Wahlburgers to make up for this one. STX has the potential to release one two actually good movies in their mix, I’m sure of it. Please, guys, try.

PS GlobalRoad used to be Open Road, which won an Oscar for “Spotlight.” But then they put out “Marshall” and now the universe is punishing them.

Charts: Nicki Minaj Has Good News-Bad News As Her Own Album Struggles, But Guest Appearance is a Hit

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For Nicki Minaj, the charts today are good news, bad news.

The bad news is that her “Queen” album finished fourth for the week, behind Ariana Grande, Travis Scott, and Drake. Nicki’s music struggled with total sales of 89,863. Most of that was streaming. She had CDs and downloads of just 25,000.

The good news is that she’s featured on a horrible rap single by 22 year old 6 by 9, or whatever he’s called. It’s just completely unlistenable, like all of his stuff. But it’s number 1 in streaming. It’s called “Fefe” and it’s on something called ScumBag Records. So she can take heart in that, her consolation prize.

Last week, meaning ending a week ago, “Fefe” earned $192,500 in streaming revenue. Nicki’s single, “Barbie Dreams,” made $155,193. That will keep her in wigs and eyelashes depending on her cut of “Fefe,” which Tony Bennett is not covering on his new album.

I was going to print the lyrics to “Fefe” but they are of course X rated and filthy. They are accompanied by “music” sampled from something immemorable.

Ariana Grande sold over 230,000 copies of her “Sweetener,” more CDs and downloads than streaming. Her royalty rate is higher and she actually has songs. Manager Scooter Braun did a great job, and of course she did, too.

Aretha Franklin’s “30 Greatest Hits” sold 50,000 copies all in after selling about 25,000 copies last week just on Thursday after her death was announced. Her dedicated station on SiriusXM, 49, is a big hit there and will continue through Labor Day weekend. It’s quite a tribute.

 

Aretha Franklin Will Get Royal Send off Fit for a Queen: Bill Clinton, Smokey Robinson, Clive Davis, Cicely Tyson Among Funeral Speakers

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The Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, will get a royal send next Friday in Detroit. Her funeral, which is said could last as long as four hours, has incredible line up.

Former President Bill Clinton leads the list of speakers that includes Clive Davis, Smokey Robinson, Cicely Tyson, and Bishop TD Jakes. Aretha’s great friend Jesse Jackson is on the list as well as former US Attorney General Eric Holder, Al Sharpton, and award winning actress Cicely Tyson (who by the way is 91 years young).

Performers include Stevie Wonder, Faith Hill, Ronald Isley, Jennifer Hudson, Chaka Khan, Yolanda Adams, Jennifer Holliday, Shirley Caesar, and the Clark Sisters, as well as Aretha’s son, Eddie, who has a beautiful voice and is a chip off the old block.

A clutch of politicians, clergy, and prominent friends of Aretha’s will also make remarks including professor and TV personality Michael Eric Dyson. The Rev. Jasper Williams, Jr., Pastor of Salem Baptist Church in Atlanta, GA, will deliver the eulogy.

UPDATE As Fox News Ignores Reality, Ratings Drop: MSNBC’s Maddow and O’Donnell Open Wide Lead Over Hannity, Ingraham

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Fox News’s insistence on ignoring the reality of the actual news is costing them, big time.

With Trump associates either being found guilty or ratting the criminal president out, Fox News refuses to report what’s going on. Even their most ardent viewers are looking elsewhere for a reality check.

On Thursday night, Rachel Maddow had 3,674,000 viewers to Sean Hannity’s 2.9 million. Lawrence O’Donnell followed Maddow with 2.774 million to Laura Ingraham’s 2.29 million.

On Wednesday night, Rachel Maddow scored 3.5 million viewers on MSNBC at 9pm. Over at Fox News, Sean Hannity– still in Trump’s pocket and up his you know what, finished with 3.1 million.

The MSNBC margin continued at 10pm, where Lawrence O’Donnell, following Maddow, beat Laura Ingraham by another 300,000 viewers.

At 8pm, Fox News’s insipid Tucker Carlson brought in just 2.5 million viewers. That’s a divide of 1 million people between Carlson and Maddow. (Carlson did beat MSNBC’s Chris Hayes at 8pm, but that may be because the Fox News viewers are older and asleep by the time Maddow comes on.)

Right now, at 1:50pm, Foxnews.com’s top story is about conservatives feeling unwanted on college campuses. A story about Trump associate Allen Weisselberg making an immunity deal to flip on Donald is way down below, nearly hidden. There’s also an incorrect entertainment story about Sony admitting that Michael Jackson’s vocals were faked on a posthumous album.

Crazy Rich Asians: South Korean Boy Band BTS First US Release Explodes Gangnam Style, Swamps iTunes Singles, Album Charts

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Was it only six years ago that Korean rapper Psy conquered the world with “Gangnam Style”?

Today, Sony’s Columbia Records released a compilation album by South Korean boy band BTS, and it’s like the Beatles, NSync, and Backstreet Boys mania rolled into one.

Columbia signed BTS in the US only, but the instant monster success will save the label and its new chief Ron Perry, who’s been aching for a hit.

The BTS album has shot to the top of the iTunes album chart, beating Ariana Grande, Drake, and One Direction’s Liam Payne.

The individual tracks from the BTS album now occupy most of the top 20 of the iTunes singles chart. Twelve of the top 13 singles are from the BTS album.

In South Korea, BTS hails from the KPop label. In Japan and elsewhere, they’re distributed by Def Jam.

BTS is also known as the Bangtan Boys. There are 7 members. The group formed in 2013. The Sony/Columbia album was first released by Big Hit Entertainment last September, almost a year ago. It sold 96,000 copies but vanished once Sony signed on and planned this relaunch.

Robin Leach, Bon Vivant, Columnist, Host of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, Dead at 76

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May I tell you something? Robin Leach was a great guy. Despite the pompous TV persona, he was so much fun and a very good friend. He would do anything for you. I am sad to read that he has died at age 76. I didn’t know he’d had a stroke last November.

Las Vegas columnist John Katsilometes reported Robin’s death on Twitter.

“Sad to report the death of famed celeb reporter, friend and colleague #RobinLeach @ 1:50 a.m. in #LasVegas. He would have been 77 Wednesday. He suffered a second stroke Monday. He in hospice care. He’d been hospitalized since Nov. 21, after suffering a stroke in Cabo San Lucas.

Statement from #RobinLeach family: “Despite the past 10 months, what a beautiful life he had. Our Dad, Grandpa, Brother, Uncle and friend Robin Leach passed away peacefully last night at 1:50 a.m. More from #RobinLeach family: “Everyone’s support and love over the past, almost one year, has been incredible and we are so grateful. Memorial arrangements to follow. With love, Steven, Gregg and Rick Leach.”

Robin captured the gestalt of the crazy 1980s with his tag line “Champagne wishes and caviar dreams.” He understood the “Dynasty” era, the Donald Trump era, of gross and excess wealth. He just loved all of it, and knew that the aspirational quality of his show would draw fans.

He was also a family man, and had three stepsons who he doted on.

Robin, we will have a Champagne toast to you today! God speed! You will really be missed.

Donald Trump’s Presidency In Peril as Key Aide Gets Immunity, Follows Other Loyalists Out the Door

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The party is over. Or should we say the wake.

Donald Trump’s illegitimate presidency, that has caused immeasurable harm to the world, is now finally in peril.

The Wall Street Journal— a conservative newspaper, by the way– reports that key Trump aide Alan Weisselberg has made an immunity deal with federal prosecutors. Weisselberg joins Michael Cohen and National Enquirer publisher David Pecker in flipping on Trump. These men don’t want to go to jail so they’ve wisely decided to cooperate and reveal what they know of Trump’s criminal enterprises.

There’s also former campaign manager Paul Manafort, found guilty this week on 8 of 18 felony charges including five counts of tax fraud, one count of failure to file a report of foreign bank and financial accounts and two counts of bank fraud. He would have been convicted of 10 more charges except for one very stupid female juror, according to reports.

Trump is done. Even his most ardent supporters can’t defend what’s happened. But most intelligent people won’t be happy until they see Kellyanne Conway and her group of lunatics including Sarah Huckabee Sanders, in shackles. I can’t wait to hear the explanations for Weisselberg at a press conference.

We in New York told you outside of it that Trump was a lowlife lying scuzzball. No one wanted to believe it. Here you are. Even if you’re in a rural state and you believe coal is coming back, and America will somehow be like “Ozzie and Harriet” you must understand what’s going on now. If not get your kid to explain it to you.