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Everybody Must Get Stoned: Bob Dylan Announces Trilogy of Tennessee Whiskeys, and the Tracklist to New Album

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Bob Dylan is not shy about branding. Call this Everybody Must Get Stoned.

Dylan, our poet laureate, has announced on Instagram a “trio of Tennessee Whiskeys” They’re called Heaven’s Door, named for his famous song “Knockin On Heaven’s Door.” Each bottle is 50 bucks. One comes in a faux leather case with Dylan lyrics scrawled on it to make it look like a book. He’s also got an album coming out next week called “Rough and Ready.” It’s unclear which project is the tie in and which the main event. I guess we’re lucky there’s no cologne called “Blowin’ in the Wind” or Shelter from the Storm home furnishings.

Well, why not? Guillermo del Toro has a line of tequila. Francis Ford Coppola has his wine. Ernest Hemingway– who will never go away– is touting cologne. And of course, Kanye West has his sneakers. Why shouldn’t Bob Dylan have some good merch?

Tom Hanks Movie “Greyhound” Not Waiting for Theaters to Open, Heading to AppleTV Plus Next Month

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Tom Hanks is taking a “Greyhound” to AppleTV Plus.

Hanks’s next movie was supposed to be released by Sony Pictures today. But last month Sony threw in the towel and sold global rights to “Greyhound” to Apple’s streaming service.

Hanks wrote the script to the World War II movie based on C.S. Forester’s novel “The Good Shepherd.” Stephen Graham, Rob Morgan and Elisabeth Shue co-star with Hanks in the film directed by Aaron Schneider.

“Greyhound” is just the latest big feature to bypass theaters and head straight into the world of streaming platforms. Today we’re getting Spike Lee’s “Da 5 Bloods” and Judd Apatow’s “The King of Staten Island,” as well as Disney’s “Artemis Fowl.”

And there will be more, soon. The filmed stage musical “Hamilton”– which is not a feature film, but the Broadway musical filmed before the original cast left– is coming to Disney Plus on July 3rd.

So far, all of these movies are probably better suited to this platform rather than gamble on theatrical release. So the fact that theaters are closed right now may turn out to be a good thing.

Soap Opera: Without New Episodes During Pandemic Ratings are So Bad ABC Doesn’t Release Them Anymore for “General Hospital” Reruns

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The pandemic is killing the remaining four soap operas.

Things are so bad for the soaps, three of which are showing greatest hits from the past, that ABC has stopped sharing the ratings for “General Hospital.”

The other shows are fessing up, but the results aren’t good.

Even though “Days of Our Lives” is showing new episodes, they’ve fallen into a ratings ditch. It doesn’t help that Gov. Andrew Cuomo cuts into their show at 12:30pm on a daily basis.

For the week of June 1st, “Days” had an average of 1.8 million viewers. The number was up slightly from last week. But it was off from last year by 153,000 viewers.

Number 1 soap “The Young and the Restless” scored 1,950,000 for the week’s average. They’re down, too, from the prior week, by 68,000, and their audience is halved overall.

Sister CBS soap “Bold and the Beautiful” is really flailing without new shows. They were down to 1.5 million average, down 86,000 from the week before.

The last “General Hospital” numbers I got, unpublished, were 1.2 million from the last week of May. We can surmise they fell again the week of June 1st.

Even though Los Angeles is “open” starting today, June 12th, there’s still no sign of the soaps returning to their sets anytime soon. When the shows do rev up again, it’s not like they’ll be back on the air the next day. The three shows besides “Days” shoot six weeks in advance. So they’ll need that much time to get back on air from the day they resume production. They’ll need a production hook to get viewers back. One gimmick that always works is live shows. If they can all three agree on staggering it, a month of live weeks– one for each show– would at least get curiosity up among stalwart viewers. And stunt casting might not hurt. Maybe they can get famous alumna to return for cameos.

Disney’s Day of Reckoning Is Here for “Artemis Fowl,” Delayed Since Last Summer, Scores a Lowly 14 Among Reviewers

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Is it “Artemis Fowl” or Foul?

Well, something foul lurks for this Disney movie that was supposed to be released last summer. It was so bad, the Dizzies moved it to May 2020, then to tomorrow. And now the reckoning has come: a 14% on Rotten Tomatoes from 49 reviewers.

Kenneth Branagh directed it. You know, he’s a great actor and stage director, but with movies he’s problematic. So this isn’t a surprise. Also, you can tell from the run time– 95 minutes– that Artie has been cut and cut and cut to make sense, makes none but at least it’s short.

For Judi Dench, she can’t be too pleased. This is her second turkey since “Cats,” much less than a year ago. At least with Harvey Weinstein, she got Oscar nominations. James Bond gave her cache. But these studio movies are not her forte. She’s used to dress up a mess too often. But I guess the paycheck is good. Still, I’d like to see Dame Judi finish her career with something great.

If Disney had released “Artemis Fowl” to theaters, it would have left a stench. This way, it just floats away on DisneyPlus. It cost around $150 million, but that can be hidden in an Avengers budget certainly. This too shall pass.

Sad that we won’t have a box office report Saturday morning that reads “Artifice Foul.” Oh, for the good old days!

Updates: Kelly Clarkson Divorce, Country Group Changes Name to be PC, Just Separated Sean Hannity Dating Co-Worker

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Busy day today:

Kelly Clarkson is divorcing her husband, Brandon Blackstock, after nine years and two kids. Brandon has two kids from his first marriage. How did all this happen? Brandon’s father, Narvel, managed Reba McIntire and then they got married. Then Narvel started managing Kelly, and his kid married her. Brandon works for his father. Reba has new management, of course, and Kelly will, too, ASAP. Kelly has taken off like a rocket. It probably dawned on her that she didn’t need the Blackstocks now that she’s got a hit TV show, constant other appearances, hit singles, and so on. Plus, aside from the pandemic, she’ll be living in Los Angeles, not Nashville. Recently she put her homes in both places up for sale, which is always a sign that the end is coming.

Lady Antebellum: it finally dawned on them that their name had racist connotations. It means “before slavery ended.” Now they’ll be called Lady A. Probably a lot of their fans thought Antebellum was the name of a drug, like Belladonna. They say in their Tweet that the name Antebellum came from a house they posed in front of for their first photos. The house must have been a plantation, you know, the kind where slaves were kept and tortured. Did they not see “Roots”? “12 Years a Slave”? “Gone with the Wind”? Now they’ll be known as Lady A. Whatever.

Gabriel Sherman says in Vanityfair.com, which needs the readers, that newly divorced Sean Hannity is dating co-worked Ainsley Earhardt. Two disgusting people, they deserve each other. Before Sherman’s piece even went up, Page Six– Hannity’s cousin through News Corp–insisted it wasn’t true. That’s how you know it’s true. Mrs. Hannity probably knew about this for a long time, which is why she threw in the towel. She’s the lucky one here. Fox News, of course, is the home of family values. We’ve learned that the hard way.

Rapper-Actor Ice Cube aka O’Shea Jackson Tweets Anti-Semitic Message with Shocking Drawing, Reviving His History of Hate

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Back in 1991, rapper Ice Cube aka O’Shea Jackson released a song with anti-Semitic lyrics called “No Vaseline.” This was before the internet, and although there were articles written about it, Jackson went on to have successes unimpeded.

Three days ago, Jackson Tweeted out the most anti-Semitic message I’ve ever seen by a celebrity who’s supposed to be mainstream. The Tweet featured a horrific painting of what looks like Jewish men — depicted by their big noses — playing Monopoly. The game board is supported by dozens of bald, naked black men, i.e. slaves. There’s a wad of cash thrown into the middle of the board.

The painting is credited to “Anonews.” A message is emblazoned above and below the painting: “All we have to do is stand and their little game is over.” Ice Cube himself has written as his Tweet message, in capital letters: “FUCK THE NEW NORMAL UNTIL THEY FIX THE OLD NORMAL!”

I’ve reported the Tweet to Twitter and sent Jack Dorsey a message asking him to ban Jackson.

This kind of message is as damning as anything sent out by any other kind of racist. This is racism at its purest level, and it’s hate. It furthers memes about Jews that are disgusting and untrue, and does nothing but cause deeper schisms. But it’s consistent with Jackson’s views, ones that obviously haven’t changed since he wrote “No Vaseline” thirty years ago. As far I’m concerned, Jackson should have been “cancelled” when that song was released.

I’m reproducing the Tweet here because I want everyone to see what this guy did.

This is completely unacceptable.

 

 

Review: Judd Apatow’s Pete Davidson Movie, “King of Staten Island” Is Surprisingly Moving, and Marisa Tomei Is Sensational

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I’m going to give away the ending of Judd Apatow’s “The King of Staten Island,” a wonderful narrative drama with humor starring and about “Saturday Night Live” star Pete Davidson. After watching Davidson, covered in tattoos, deep shadows around his eyes, play a manchild named Scott, the movie ends a card comes up saluting Pete’s real dad, a fireman who died on September 11th. And you realize they’ve named the main character after this guy. I defy you to not be moved.

I met Pete Davidson six years ago when Lorne Michaels had a cast and press dinner for “SNL.” Pete was 21, had just started on the show, and looked like an awkward duck that had just emerged from his shell. You could tell he was quick and funny but that sadness about his dad just hung over him. Six years later, it’s still there, as we’ve watched him cling to the “SNL” raft and try to swim on his own. He’s self-conscious, shaky, and endearing. Forget about who he dates. You worry that he’s going to live til the next show.

So Judd Apatow, whose movies like “Trainweck” and “This is 40” I’ve adored, has fashioned Pete’s life into a fiction with him and spread it out into two hours and 17 minutes. “The King of Staten Island” could have been two hours with DVD extras. But since it will be available on Video on Demand, who cares? It meanders a bit, tells a little too much sometimes. But basically this is Pete Davidson’s life, you’re going to get it once, so let’s get it right. I really like this movie so much, even with its flaws. It’s a celebration of pathos.

Pete plays Scott, as I said, 24 years old, living at home in Staten Island with his mom, Margie, played to perfection by Marisa Tomei. This is an Oscar performance, my friends. This is Marisa Tomei gathering up her own life and experiences and she is absolutely lovely. If you want compare to her someone, think Gena Rowlands. This is not “Working Girl” Staten Island, there are no caricatures. It’s very organic. Tomei’s mom is widowed, her firefighter husband died when Scott was 7, and his sister was 1. She’s a nurse, she has two jobs, and Scott has failed to launch. He’s a wannabe tattoo artist who’s stoned all the time and may never leave home.

That’s the set up. From there you could order from menus you’ve seen before. She’ll find love, he’ll struggle with coming of age really late. Lessons will be learned and there will be some bumps along the road to happy endings. So why does it work? Because the writers drilled down into the characters. Because Apatow’s languid pace works as a perfect counterpoint to Davidson’s well known ADD personality. Because it’s never too glib. And because down deep, everyone likes each other, so their frailties are accepted and acceptable.

In that regard I especially like Pete’s relationships with his sister (Maude Apatow) and his erstwhile girlfriend (Bel Powley, she’ll knock you out). This script is full of rich secondary and tertiary characters, too, and their little story arcs. Moises Arias is childhood pal with a surprise twist of a story. Steve Buscemi turns up as fills out the main story as a needed authority. I loved Bill Burr as Margie’s suitor, and Pamela Adlon is a surprise gift.

A lot of this could have been cut for a theatrical release. The movie would have been as good. But we’ve got the director’s cut here, and I wouldn’t give any of it back. I can’t believe we have this and the Spike Lee movie in the same weekend, readily available to everyone. Today is my birthday (yes) and I consider them each gifts. This is my thank you note.

 

TV Police Shows Under Fire: Dan Abrams’ “Live PD” Cancelled As Storm Brews Over Show Filming 2019 Black Man’s Arrest-Death

Dan Abrams’ hit show on A&E, “Live PD,” has been cancelled. Abrams wrote on Twitter: “Shocked & beyond disappointed about this. To the loyal #LivePDNation please know I, we, did everything we could to fight for you, and for our continuing effort at transparency in policing. I was convinced the show would go on. . More to come…”

Earlier, Paramount TV cancelled the syndicated show, “COPS,” after 33 seasons. Both shows followed real police patrols and recorded arrests. “Live PD” showed it all actually live, as it happened.

Abrams was indeed surprised. There was no show this past week. He Tweeted to fans “To all of you asking whether #LivePD coming back. . .The answer is yes. All of us associated with the show are as committed to it as ever. We are still discussing some specifics but I want to assure the #LivePDNation that we are not abandoning you.”

“Live PD” is in hot water over an arrest-death they broadcast in March 2019.  In North Austin, Texas of Javier Ambler was arrested by Williamson County, Texas sheriff’s deputies over a minor traffic violation. He was pulled over because he failed to dim his headlights of his SUV as he approached oncoming traffic. The police tasered him four times while the “Live PD” crew filmed it and did nothing. He died within 28 minutes. (Are you crying? I know I am.) None of the officers have ever been reprimanded.

But get this:

Now the show says the video they took has been destroyed and can’t be used as evidence. That, coupled with the George Floyd story and swelling public outrage against the police, may have been enough for A&E.

The worst part of this is that until the Austin Statesman story on June 9th, yesterday, Abrams had never mentioned Javier Ambler’s name before.

Javier Ambler’s name should be added to the long list of black men and women murdered by the police for no reason. Watch this video if you have the courage:

These reality shows won’t be the only ones affected by what’s happening with Black Lives Matter. All police procedurals, especially the Dick Wolf “Law & Order” and “Chicago” shows, are going to have to examine their scripts and attitudes very closely now. Do they suddenly show peace loving cops in paradise or will episodes reflect the new conflicts? Tough call.

8 Different Versions of “Gone with the Wind” Zoom to Amazon Top 50, But Oscar Winner Hattie McDaniel May Be Getting Her Revenge

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Rhett Butler’s fans DO give a damn!

Since HBO Max dropped “Gone with the Wind” from its service– basically calling it racist– the most popular movie in history is selling out.

Eight different versions of the DVD are on Amazon’s top 50. There’s also a DVD of Joanne Whalley Kilmer in a Scarlett O’Hara miniseries, making it 9 spots.

The paperback and hardcover editions of Margaret Mitchell’s bestseller are also climbing their respective best seller lists.

HBO Max says it will bring back “Gone with the Wind” with some kind of context but doesn’t explain. They fail to recall that Hattie McDaniel became the first black actress to win an Oscar, in 1939, for her work as Mammy. McDaniel was an actress, a real person, and now her great achievement is being overlooked.

Ironically, I’ve read that there are people who want “The Help” somehow excised from streaming. Octavia Spencer won an Oscar for that movie. So two of the few instances in which black women have won Oscars are now in danger of being removed. Was that what these critics wanted?

Well, Hattie may be getting her revenge from the beyond. She wasn’t treated so well in good old Hollywood. She wasn’t allowed to sit with her co-stars at the 1940 ceremony, but in the back of the room. The Cocoanut Grove nightclub at the Ambassador Hotel– where 28 years later Robert F. Kennedy would be assassinated– didn’t allow blacks and whites to sit together. When McDaniel died, she couldn’t be buried in a segregated cemetery. And the mystery of what happened to her Oscar remains. It was stolen in the 1970s.

Nancy Sinatra Turns 80, Gets a Mysterious Phone Call from Mia Farrow: Is it a Birthday Wish or Something About Ronan?

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The great Nancy Sinatra turned 80 on Monday. Happy Birthday, Nancy. A fine singer, no one could shake a mini skirt and rock those kinky boots like Nancy back in the day. She struggled to do the impossible: have a singing career when her dad, Frank, was (and still is) the most famous vocalist in the world. But she had a bunch of them. Her most famous was “These Boots are Made for Walking.” But my favorite was her theme song to the James Bond movie “You Only Live Twice.” And don’t forget her duet with her dad, “Something Stupid.”

More importantly: Nancy posted a Tweet directed to Mia Farrow this morning. “Sweetheart, I’ve been trying to return your call but can’t leave a message because the mailbox is full.” What? Why is Mia trying to reach her her former stepdaughter? (Note: Farrow is 75, making her five years younger than Nancy.) Does it have something to do with Mia’s son, Ronan, possibly being Frank Sinatra’s secret child? Does Mia want money? Is she warning Nancy that Ronan is doing a DNA test? Did Mia finally read Woody Allen’s book and she’s apologizing to everyone for being crazy?

Or is it just something stupid? Maybe Ronan is Nancy’s son with someone else and Mia passed him off as her kid? That’s why Ronan looks like a Sinatra. For god’s sake, Mia, answer your phone or at the very least clear your messages!

You know, Mia, you only live twice.

Happy birthday, Nancy!

 

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