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Watch George Clooney Tell CBS Sunday Morning He Uses the Flow-bee To Cut His Hair: “It works!”

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CBS Sunday Morning’s Tracy Smith got a good scoop this morning. George Clooney tells her he uses the Flow-bee to cut his hair. Clooney is a movie star, international celebrity, worth about $500 million. “My hair’s like straw, you can’t make too many mistakes,” he says.

Clooney is promoting a film he directed for Netflix, I’m told.

This product is going to go through the roof as this interview goes viral. Flowbee had better send George and all his pals fre samples!

Photo c2020 Paula Schwartz

RIP Malcolm Marmorstein, 92, Wrote the Disney Hit, “Pete’s Dragon,” Created Vampire Barnabas Collins for “Dark Shadows,” Wrote Nighttime Soap “Peyton Place”

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Writers get no love in the Hollywood obits, especially if they’ve outlived everyone who knew them.

So we’re toasting Malcolm Marmorstein this morning. He wrote the big Disney hit, “Pete’s Dragon,” in 1977, which was revived a couple of years ago in a live action version that was also a hit.

In the 1960s, Marmorstein was head writer for “The Doctors” on NBC, then went to Hollywood. There he took over the nighttime series “Peyton Place,” which starred Mia Farrow and Ryan O’Neal among others. Audiences were addicted to the twice a week program as they are now with shows like “The Walking Dead” or “The Undoing.”

Fans of the cult soap “Dark Shadows” will appreciate that Malcolm wrote 80 episodes of that gothic series about time traveling vampires, in 1967. This show actually aired on ABC every afternoon at 4pm to a devoted following. David Selby and Jonathan Frid were among the stars. Marmorstein created Frid’s character of Barnabas Collins, who was like a rock star back when there were just a few channels. He no doubt saved the show from cancellation.

Here’s Malcolm’s obit. Rest in peace, sir. And avoid the vampires!

NY Times 25 Best Actors of 21st Century Revised: Here’s Our List, Starting with Meryl Streep, to Be Picked Apart Just Like Theirs

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Want to cause upset and wreck havoc? Just make a list of the best anything: singers, actors, baseball players. There will be howls of objections from all corners. The New York Times today has made a list of the 25 Best Actors of the 21st Century. It’s specious and nutty. Their list omits several people with serious theater chops, includes some who are popular but not exactly thespians. And where is Meryl Streep? They’ve excised her just to cause trouble. They’ve included several foreign actors and one of two total unknowns just to make you Google them. And of course, in the article, the tributes are written by their friends. Give me a break.

So first their list, then mine. My list includes three gentlemen who have passed away, but recently enough that their 21th century resumes are substantial:

1. Denzel Washington
2. Isabelle Huppert
3. Daniel Day-Lewis
4. Keanu Reeves
5. Nicole Kidman
6. Song Kang-ho
7. Toni Servillo
8. Zhao Tao
9. Viola Davis
10. Saoirse Ronan
11. Julianne Moore
12. Joaquin Phoenix
13. Tilda Swinton
14. Oscar Isaac
15. Michael B. Jordan
16. Kim Min-hee
17. Alfre Woodard
18. Willem Dafoe
19. Wes Studi
20. Rob Morgan
21. Catherine Deneuve
22. Melissa McCarthy
23. Mahershala Ali
24. Sonia Braga
25. Gael Garcia Bernal

Now mine:

1. Meryl Streep
2. Daniel Day-Lewis
3. Nicole Kidman
4. Philip Seymour Hoffman*
5. Denzel Washington
6. Judi Dench
7. David Oyelowo
8. Isabelle Huppert
9. Viola Davis
10. Saoirse Ronan
11. Julianne Moore
12. Joaquin Phoenix
13. Tilda Swinton
14. Oscar Isaac
15. Chadwick Boseman*
16. Cate Blanchett
17. Alfre Woodard
18. Willem Dafoe
19. Al Pacino
20. Robert De Niro
21. Catherine Deneuve
22. Jennifer Lawrence
23. Mahershala Ali
24. Michelle Yeoh
25. Jessica Chastain

And my list, if it had gone on, would have included Octavia Spencer, Anthony Hopkins and Frances McDormand (they’re going to win Oscars next April), Ethan Hawke, Claire Foy, Forest Whitaker, Dianne Wiest, Cherry Jones, Diane Keaton, Glynn Turman, Juliette Bincoche, Cicely Tyson, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, and so on and so on and so. Too many people discount Leonardo DiCaprio’s work, but it’s excellent, top notch, and never to be excluded. If Dustin Hoffman hadn’t been forced into early semi-retirement, he’d be at the top. Jane Fonda, Shirley MacLaine, Annette Bening are superstars. Don Cheadle will blow you away. The Times’s limitation of 25 simply isn’t fair, and even my extended list doesn’t do justice to the dozens, hundreds of great talents from every country. I’ll give the Times, credit for one name: Alfre Woodard. We can’t live without her.
PS If Philip Seymour Hoffman had lived and continued to work, he was the best actor of his generation. He would have been number 1.

Diana Ross Wishes Motown Founder Berry Gordy — Mentor, Friend, Lover — a Happy 91st Birthday: “You are amazing!”

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Diana Ross, of the Supremes, and a superstar, took to Twitter today to wish Berry Gordy a Happy 91st birthday. We join her. Gordy, founder of Motown Records, is Ross’s mentor, friend and ex lover, father of her daughter Rhonda. They go back nearly 50 years and the affection is still there between them.

Berry Gordy is 91 but looks and acts like he’s 61. He is indeed amazing. He’s no saint, that’s for sure. But his accomplishment is quite extraordinary. He invented a whole category of popular music. It’s not just R&B or soul, it’s Motown. “Play me a Motown record.” It’s very specific and yet very broad. And it takes in the Supremes, the Jackson 5, Michael Jackson, and the killer acts like the Temptations, the Four Tops, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, Gladys Knight and on and on.

So here’s to Berry Gordy. One day there will be a real movie about him, and it will be fascinating. He’s a one of a kind genius.

I’m including this picture I took of him and Aretha Franklin. They were friends from their neighborhood in Detroit. BG, as is he is known, was like a pussy cat at Aretha’s birthday parties. He held her in high esteem, and vice versa even though she didn’t record for him. I know he misses her.

TV: ABC’s “The Conners” Continues in Ratings Hell, Losing 2 Million Viewers from This Time Last Year

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There was such a big reaction last week to my report on “The Conners” that we continue with updates.

This past week, “The Conners” on ABC Wednesday night at 9pm scored 3.73 million viewers. That’s exactly 2 million less than the week of November 26, 2019. Last year it was 5.76 million. Where did everyone go?

The key demo dropped from 1.6 million to 1 million of those fans.

A couple of viewers suggested that ABC might move the show back to Tuesdays at 8 once “The Bachelorette” is done, and “Dancing with the Stars.”

But there’s been no such announcement. “The Conners” has been put out to pasture. It still wins the night, which says a lot of about Wednesday viewing anyway. It’s very low.

Wednesday’s episode was directed by “Wonder Years” star Fred Savage. It was written by Jana Hunter and Mitch Hunter. The description: “Friends in High Places and Horse Surgery” – Darlene begins to develop a friendship with a manager at Wellman Plastics, which lands her in an awkward situation between the boss and her sister, Becky. Meanwhile, Louise’s brother, Neville, tries to win over Jackie by making a thoughtful gesture, creating uncomfortable tension.”

What I don’t see there is any mention of John Goodman as Dan. I don’t know who Louis and Neville are. Jackie is Laurie Metcalf, and the show should be writing for her in a big way. If Goodman and Metcalf aren’t at the center of the stories, you’re going to lose the die hard fans. Period.

PS The fans are angry the show punted on introducing Roseanne and Dan’s missing son, Jerry Garcia. Tom Pelphrey would have been perfect for the role. There’s still time to fix that decision.

 

Celebrating the 50th Anniversary of George Harrison’s “All Things Must Pass” with 2020 Remix of Title Track

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This weekend marks the 50th anniversary of one my favorite albums of all time, George Harrison’s “All Things Must Pass.” A real masterwork, “All Things Must Pass” was the first major album by any of the ex-Beatles. I can still remember buying the three LP box set (for a very expensive $12.99) at Korvette’s and clutching it until we got home. I had very heavy Koss headphones, and “My Sweet Lord” soared through them.

The title track was recorded for the Beatles originally but not released as a group track. It went on to anchor George’s release. Now Dhani Harrison and producer Paul Hicks are remixing–different than remastering– the whole album. They’ve started with this track. See how you like it. I think I prefer the 2014 remastering. The remixing makes the vocal sound a little strained and forward over the mournful instrumental. George was grieving the Beatles in that song. Who knows? Maybe I’ll get used to it.

Hicks also remixed the Stones’ “Goat Head Soup” box set this fall, and worked with Sean Lennon on the new John Lennon remixed “Gimme Some Truth” box set. I liked the former. I’ve only heard the latter on Spotify but it does sound bright and punchy. For Dhani and Hicks, the sonics of “My Sweet Lord” and “Awaiting on You All” and “What is Life” will really be the challenge. I look forward to hearing them.

No estate has done a better job than Dhani and his mom, Olivia, in preserving George Harrison’s legacy. The Harrisons are also releasing George Harrison’s “My Sweet Lord” on a 7” Milky Clear Single, individually numbered, exclusive to Record Store Day. This is a recreation of the Angola pressing of the 45 from 1970 with unique artwork. “My Sweet Lord” was originally released in November 1970 as a single, Harrison’s first as a solo artist, and topped charts worldwide; it was the biggest-selling single of 1971 in the UK. In America and Britain, the song was the first number one single by an ex-Beatle.

Former Appalachia Postmaster Praises Ron Howard’s “Hillbilly Elegy” For Telling the Truth and For Fine Performances

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EXCLUSIVE I wanted to review Ron Howard’s “Hillbilly Elegy,” which I enjoyed for its performances and intelligence. But then I started reading Film Twitter, and Rotten Tomatoes (where my review would be posted) and I’ll tell, I got scared. When the community turns against a film, it’s with a vengeance. Rarely have I read so much venom on the page.

Do I know anything about Appalachia? No. I never heard of this book or its author. But there is rage against both from people I’m not sure know more than I do about this subject.

What I do know is that Amy Adams and Glenn Close deliver top notch work in “Hillbilly Elegy,” as a drug addict mother and her no-nonsense practical mother. For one thing, they sure look like the real like women they’re playing. For another, the actresses’ innate talents are on display in abundance. If the seething toward author J. D. Vance weren’t so palpable, Adams and Close would be in the Oscar mix right up front.

So what to do? I had to find an expert, someone who knew something about this area. Enter Vonda Chancey, the retired Postmaster for Appalachia, who was in the thick of it for 26 years. She has even done little acting. (She was in “The Last Movie Star” with Burt Reynolds, directed by Adam Rifkin.) I found her online by accident. She has nothing to do with “Hillbilly Elegy,” other than reading the book and seeing the movie.

Vonda lives in Knoxville, Tennessee now, which she says is a “big step up” from her roots.  She was born in Grandy, Virginia but spent most of her life in Elkhorn City, Kentucky. She worked in the postal system for 26 years. Her accent is so thick, she says when she orders pizza “they think I’m Dolly Parton!” And she says everything she saw in the movie was true although “I liked the book better.”

First, the cinematic aspects: she says Glenn Close’s Maw-maw reminded her of her own mother. “She was fantastic. She even looked like her,” Vonda says. “She was a strong, mean woman.” Vonda says she’s known plenty of grandmothers who took in their kids’ children to save them. Vonda herself was a foster mother to children of a fellow employee lost custody of her kids. “I’ve always had a mind to help people,” she told me.

Amy Adams’ portrayal of the drug addicted mother? Also, excellent. “Very, very real,” Vonda says. “I’ve witnessed so much up there.”

Chancey talked me to a lot about the destruction drugs have caused in that part of the country. “Drugs destroyed the area. You don’t know what you’ll do to survive.”

We talked politics. The Obama Administration is credited with ending the coal industry, she said. And “nothing replaced it except drugs.” Is it Trump country, I asked? “Trump gave them hope,” she said, even though it came to nothing in the end.

“Now when I drive up my road I just see empty houses, either from death or the people just moved away.” Why does she think Appalachians don’t like the movie, I asked? “They’re very proudful people. These people aren’t begging. They don’t want a hand out. They want a hand.” She’s seen people wait on line patiently to get free toys for their kids.

Vonda met J.D. Vance once, briefly, at a book signing. But I can see she identifies with him, at least superficially. “I was an outside, I was rebellious,” she said. She was married briefly at 16 because her father told her she had to do it. She’s been married several times since then, but she got out. She says the movie is “accurate.”

“There are so many intelligent kids going to waste,” she told me. “There’s no mentoring, there’s nothing.” She adds: “You don’t know what you’ll do to survive.”

 

Eric Clapton Joins Van Morrison In Ridiculous Anti-Lockdown Song Because 260K Tears in Heaven Aren’t Enough

Eric Clapton? Great blues guitarist? Not too bright otherwise.

Clapton has joined Van Morrison, another Mensa member, in his protest of the British lockdown to stop COVID from rising.

Apparently 260,000 victims in the US and 57,000 in the UK are not enough tears in heaven for Clapton. So on December 4th he and Morrison will release a single called “Stand and Deliver.” They’re mad because musicians can’t do live shows in the UK. They want everyone to return to halls, theaters, and bars to heave live music and maybe get the coronavirus.

The money raised from this single, Morrison says, will go to his fund to help musicians. That’s nice, but Van could just write a check to his own band, or to MusiCares and start a fund, or VH-1’s Save the Music or many other existing groups. Clapton could do the same thing.

It’s too bad these very revered musicians have turned out to be so stupid. It’s certainly a disappointment. But we have to just ignore them.

The quotes in their press release are hilarious.

Clapton: “There are many of us who support Van and his endeavors to save live music; he is an inspiration. We must stand up and be counted because we need to find a way out of this mess. The alternative is not worth thinking about. Live music might never recover.”

Live music, over live people. Clapton would do better to stay in the White Room.

Van: “Eric’s recording is fantastic and will clearly resonate with the many who share our frustrations,” said Morrison. “It is heart-breaking to see so many talented musicians lack any meaningful support from the government, but we want to reassure them that we are working hard every day to lobby for the return of live music, and to save our industry.”

These morons really think ‘live music’ has been taken away as some kind of punishment. Cry me a river. Maybe they should call Jackson Browne and all the musicians who got COVID last March after performing at the Beacon Theater. And while they’re at it, they can ask John Prine’s family how they feel.

Who Killed Elena Alves? “The Undoing” Mystery is the Guilty Pleasure of the Fall, Scoring 1.3 Mil Viewers on Sunday

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This past Sunday, 1.3 million people tuned into HBO to see penultimate Episode 5 of the limited series, “The Undoing.” You could hear a collective gasp all over the world, actually, (those ratings are just for the US) as the murder weapon in this mystery was discovered in an unexpected place.

So who killed Elena Alves? We’ll find out on Sunday. In the meantime, you have a few days to binge watch the guilty pleasure of the fall. Snobby reviewers have written doctoral papers about it, decrying the entitlement of the characters. But the audience loves it. On Sunday, “The Undoing” beat “Fear the Walking Dead,” among other cable shows. Real people love it. Some are obsessed with it.

The early reviews tried to compare it to “Big Little Lies” because the star is Nicole Kidman, who has never been better in anything. But the two series have nothing to do with each other. “The Undoing” is a page turning mystery that starts with a murder. Everyone is a suspect because Elena was the married mistress of Hugh Grant’s famous oncologist Jonathan Fraser. We find out he fathered her baby even though he’s married to Nicole’s Grace. They have a tween son, played by Noah Jupe. They are Upper East Side royalty. Nicole’s father, in the person of Donald Sutherland, is Wealthy and Powerful. Any of them could have killed Elena, but Jonathan stands trial.

And there are complications. Lily Rabe is a powerful female attorney and Grace’s bf. Did she do it? A lot of people think so. Her Sylvia likely had an affair with Jonathan, too. We may discover that this Sunday. Then there’s Sutherland’s Lion in Winter, Franklin Reinhardt. He despises Jonathan for being poor and lazy. Why cast Donald Sutherland if he didn’t do it? Then there’s also Rosemary Harris, who stole one scene playing Jonathan’s estranged mother. And don’t count out Elena’s cuckolded husband. He’s not happy either. Maybe the only person who didn’t do it is the police detective who’s investigating all this, played by Edgar Ramirez.

Of course, there’s always Grace. She was seen walking near the murder site around the time Elena was killed. She and Elena had a weird, semi-erotic near encounter before the death. Because Elena was hot, hot, hot, did I mention that? Everyone wants her. Kudos to Matilde deAngelis. She makes a lasting impression before succumbing to her attacker.

The murder weapon, by the way, is a large sculpting hammer. Some people say the writers are hitting us over the head with a hammer there are so many red herrings and Maguffins. But “The Undoing” couldn’t have come at a better time.

See you Sunday at 9!

 

Awards Could Bring Meryl Streep in Two Possible Best Actress Performances, One for the Oscars, One for the Globes

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Meryl Streep, considered our greatest movie actress, is coming back to the awards circuit with two big performances next month. One could be for the Oscars, the other for the Golden Globes. Or both.

In Steven Soderbergh’s “Let Them All Talk” — streaming on HBO Max — Streep plays a Pulitzer Prize winning novelist who takes her two best college friends and her nephew on a “crossing” from New York to Southampton, England. Streep has 3 Oscars, Soderbergh has two, co-star Dianne Wiest has two, Candice Bergen has like 17 Emmy Awards, Lucas Hedges is the hot as a pistol young actor of the moment. You do the math.

And then there’s “The Prom,” based on the hit Broadway musical about a bunch of New York theater stars who arrive up in Indiana town to help a high school girl put on her prom when the school won’t let her bring a female date. Streep’s character, a Tony winner past her prime, was played on Broadway by Beth Leavel, who had one of the 6 Tony nominations the show garnered. (She should have won.) There’s an all star cast including Nicole Kidman and James Corden.

Reviewers are seeing “Let Them All Talk” now and screening “The Prom” on Sunday. It’s StreepFest 2021! That’s reason enough to be thankful!