Really laughing– For a British charity called Text Santa, Julian Fellowes and the whole “Downton Abbey” cast spoof the show in two videos. George Clooney stars Lord Oceans Gravity aka Lord Hollywood. Joanna Lumley is an angel who shows Lord Grantham what Downton Abbey would be like without him. Jeremy Piven plays his Mr. Selfridge character. For Abbey fans, the whole thing is a riot. I don’t know what Text Santa is, but I will send them money having watched these videos. Merry Xmas! (I love it when Mary tells her father not to go for a spin in the car!)
Stephen Colbert Report Ended with “Strangelove” Song Sung by Dozens of Celebs
Randy Newman plays the piano, and celebs include everyone from Henry Kissinger and James Franco to Elliot Spitzer and Gloria Steinem. Yes, that’s Michael Stipe from REM, Alan Alda, Cyndi Lauper and Barry Manilow, and that may be Elijah Wood in the background. Vera Lynn sang “We’ll Meet Again” at the end of “Dr. Strangelove” as the world exploded. Seems appropriate.
Sony Gets a New Threat– “Anonymous” Says Hackers Aren’t Korean, Release Film Or More Hacks Coming
The Hobbit, Hobbled, or Desolation of Sequel: Third Installment Running $23 Mil Behind
It’s a good thing this is the last “Hobbit” movie. “Battle of the Five Armies” should have been called “Take Five.” Numero three is running $23 million behind “The Desolation of Smaug” and even more lag from the first “Hobbit” movie. After six Tolkien movies, audiences are finally exhausted. Apparently so is this thin story stretched over three films. People are having Middle Earth fatigue.
After its third day of release, the “Unexpected Journey” had made around $85 mil compared to “Armies” $50 million. “Smaug” had about $73 million comparably. Please God, there’s no origins movie or biopic about Tolkien, or heaven forbid, a reboot of the whole thing with Adam Driver as Frodo.
Meantime, Sony suffers. “Annie” made $5.3 million in its very wide opening. Unless it really improves Saturday and Sunday afternoon with kid and family audiences, this will be a bust. The sun will not come out on Monday.
Madonna Pulls a Beyonce Surprise, Releases 6 New Tracks to iTunes– Same Ones She Said Were “Leaked”
Madonna lied. She said those tracks that came out the other day were “leaked.” Well, this morning they were put on iTunes– haha, we were duped. Well, they’re great anyway. She didn’t include my favorite “Addicted to the One Who Got Away.” She and manager Guy Oseary included “Unapologetic Bitch,” “Devil Pray,” “Ghosttown,” “Illuminati,” “Living for Love,” and “Bitch I’m Madonna,” featuring Nicki Minaj. The album is called “Rebel Heart,” and you can pre-order the rest of it right now. The album comes on March 10, 2015. Congrats Madonna, these are great tracks. A nice early Christmas present.
Standing Ovation for Robert Altman’s Masterpiece “Nashville” 40 Years Later
Kids, I know there’s a TV show called “Nashville.” But 40 years ago, Robert Altman released his masterwork called “Nashville,” a stunning satiric tragicomedy that defined ensemble movies for all time. Last night the Museum of Modern Art celebrated the film’s 40th anniversary with the director’s widow, Kathryn Reed Altman, screenwriter Joan Tewksbury, plus cast members Ronee Blakely, Michael Murphy, and Allan Nicholls. Also in the audience were Harris Yulin (widower of Gwen Welles), the great Joel Grey, jazz great Annie Ross, and New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd.
It was nominated for Best Picture and Altman for Best Director in 1976 after a release on June 11, 1975. Ronee Blakely and Lily Tomlin were each nominated for Best Supporting Actress. All of them won a bunch of other awards including the New York Film Critics. Henry Gibson was robbed of a Best Supporting Actor nomination. Altman lost the Oscars to “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” and Milos Forman. Lee Grant won Supporting Actress for “Shampoo.”
Watching “Nashville” again on a big screen, properly restored, is one of the great thrills of cinema. The movie is so richly textured, and dimensional, that you almost can’t believe it was pulled off so seamlessly. Nothing I’ve seen in 2014– with the possible exception of “Boyhood”– equals its stature.
“Nashville” is set up on two levels, basically. One is the whole country music world, where Gibson reins as a sort of Conway Twitty eminence gris. Blakely and Karen Black are competing superstars, sort of Loretta Lynn and Tammy Wynette. And the there’s a raft of fascinating supporting characters including Carradine (who’s a visiting James Taylor type but bedding women left and right), wannabes like Gwen Welles’s poignant waitress Sueleen, and Geraldine Chaplin’s hilarious BBC reporter trying to make a documentary. Tomlin plays Linnea, an in-demand studio singer who sings with a black gospel group and is raising two deaf children with Ned Beatty.
And then there’s the political satire. Altman and Tewksbury invented a pre- Tanner candidate called Hal Phillip Walker. He’s running for President in the Tennessee primary on the Replacement Party ticket. You never see him, we just hear his voice booming from megaphones affixed to his campaign van. Murphy is his advance man, trying to set up a rally and country concert. Eventually all these people collide, and Altman’s vision of celebrity, politics, the American dream— all of it comes together quite stunningly.
There’s also memorable support work from Shelley Duvall, Keenan Wynn, Scott Glenn, Barbara Baxley, and Barbara Harris. (Where is she? Does anyone know? She was 40 in this film and looked like she was 28.)
“Nashville” was incredibly prescient about not only all that, but stalking, gun violence, the nature of fame. It was five years before John Lennon’s assassination. Altman and Tewksbury called it then. The Kennedy assassinations hang heavy over the film, too, and the filmmakers– in retrospect- saw the transfer of violence from elected officials to stars.
But “Nashville” is cinematic achievement too. On a purely artistic level, you can feel it in the original music (written by Blakely, Carradine, and Black mostly) and the gorgeous camera work. Watch Altman move in and out on Blakely (who’s almost more Linda Ronstadt than she is Loretta Lynn) or the famous moving-in shot of Tomlin in the bar watching Carradine sing. Nothing made now comes close to it. Imagine a movie in which several songs are performed in their entirety without cuts or shaky cameras or any other nonsense. It boggles the mind. My mind is boggled. Thank you, Robert Altman.
And like my title says, there was a massive standing ovation when the film ended last night. As it should have been.
Obama Didn’t Like Race Joke Emails, Even Though Sony Execs Were Big Dem Donors– Calls Out James “Flacco”
President Obama essentially sold out Sony this afternoon at a press conference. Instead of backing Sony execs Amy Pascal and Michael Lynton for pulling “The Interview,” he basically kicked them to the curb. Ouch.
Obama was obviously not happy with the race joke emails that came out in the hack, particularly the one between Pascal and producer Scott Rudin about which movies he liked. The two joked that Obama probably went for “Django Unchained,” “The Butler” and other black themed movies.
Obama’s public repudiation came at a price. Pascal has been a heavy Democratic donor. In 2008, she gave the Democratic National Committee $26,200. In 2011, she gave them $35,800. She also donated $5,000 to Obama. Michael Lynton donated $20,000 to the DSCC last May. He’s given $50,800 since 2011 to the DNC.
All that money didn’t matter. In one fell swoop (as they used to say) Obama told the execs what he thought of their private email exchanges. He may have also gotten a little zetz in for Denzel Washington, who was treated shabbily as well.
Obama Questions Sony Judgment: “Sony Made a Mistake…I Wish They’d Spoken to Me First”
In a press conference this afternoon, President Barack Obama said that Sony made a mistake giving in to the Korean hackers. “I wish they’d called me first,” he said, before cancelling The Interview and letting the cyber terrorist get their way.
Obama’s observation that was he sympathetic to their concerns, but didn’t approve of how the company handled it, really strikes a blow to the company’s executives. Now the president of the United States isn’t standing behind them. It also indicates that Sony top brass didn’t have any conversations with the White House about what was going on. Seth Rogen and James Franco must be livid now.
More to come…
Oscars: 9 Foreign Films Make Next Round Including “Ida” and “Wild Tales”
Here are the 9 semi-finalists for the next round of voting in the Foreign Film category of the Oscars. No films from North Korea, just FYI.
Argentina, “Wild Tales,” Damián Szifrón, director;
Estonia, “Tangerines,” Zaza Urushadze, director;
Georgia, “Corn Island,” George Ovashvili, director;
Mauritania, “Timbuktu,” Abderrahmane Sissako, director;
Netherlands, “Accused,” Paula van der Oest, director;
Poland, “Ida,” PaweÅ‚ Pawlikowski, director;
Russia, “Leviathan,” Andrey Zvyagintsev, director;
Sweden, “Force Majeure,” Ruben Östlund, director;
Venezuela, “The Liberator,” Alberto Arvelo, director.
People Magazine Gives Awards More Ridiculous than People’s Choice, Golden Globes
More back slapping and self-congratulating: People magazine gave out awards tonight in Hollywood. This is why I do not live in Hollywood. Kate Hudson was named Role Model of the Year. She’s great, don’t get me wrong, but Kate Hudson divorced once, twice? Children by one, two different guys? Not one decent movie since “Almost Famous” in 2000? Jennifer Aniston got Movie Performance of the Year for an actress. This is for the dreadful “Cake.” She was better than Julianne Moore, Marion Cotillard, Reese Witherspoon, Emily Blunt or Patricia Arquette? Really? I mean, I am a Jennifer Aniston fan, but this is ridiculous. Why don’t they just call these various awards something like Publicists Promote Whoever Is in Town. Jennifer Lopez is Triple Threat? Like blackmail, murder, kidnap? I’m starting to think we deserve whatever Kim Jong Un is thinking.
Movie Performance of the Year – Actress
Jennifer Aniston
Breakout Star of the Year
Billy Eichner
Television Performance of the Year – Actor
Jon Hamm
Comedy Star of the Year
Kevin Hart
Role Model
Kate Hudson
On Screen TV Couple of the Year
Mindy Kaling and Chris Messina,
Movie Performance of the Year – Actor
Michael Keaton
Model of the Year
Karlie Kloss
Television Performance of the Year – Actress
Lisa Kudrow
Triple Threat
Jennifer Lopez
Next Generation Star
Chloë Grace Moretz
Hero of the Year Award
Nora Sandigo
Style Icon recipient
Gwen Stefani
PEOPLE’s Sexiest Woman
Kate Upton
