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Larry David Makes His Broadway Debut to a Packed House of Faithful Fans

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There were no celebrities per se in the audience on Monday night, but there were a lot on the stage. Larry David made his Broadway debut with the first preview of his play, “Fish in the Dark.” David stars as Norman, an extension of “Larry David,” his character from “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” Rita Wilson plays Brenda (aka the put upon “Cheryl” wife) and there is a big cast including Broadway faithful Ben Shenkman, Jane Houdyshell, and, very very briefly, Jerry Adler.

Also making his debut is 19 year old Jake Cannavale, son of Bobby Cannavale and Jenny Lumet, grandson of Sidney Lumet, great grandson of Lena Horne. Imagine carrying all that around with you. And he’s going to be fine. (He can’t be reviewed yet, no one can, but trust me, he’s a natural.)

The audience ate up the two hour and twenty minute comedy (including intermission). There was  one minor technical glitch, but no “Spider Man” type incident. Larry looked extremely thin from the mezzanine, but also totally comfortable on stage. Rosie Perez has taken time from “The View” to play a fairly large role, and she also seemed very natural. Everyone involved needs to project more, except for Shenkman and Houdyshell, who know the lay of the land.

I broke the first story about this play sometime ago, so I thought I’d check it out. Also, it’s produced by Scott Rudin (and about 40 other people) who is now famous from the hacked Sony emails. I bought my own ticket. Even though the smallish Cort Theater looked pretty sold out, a few people were still able to buy balcony tickets at the last minute. It’s fine to sit up there. This is not a musical, you’re not missing anything.

Putting Larry David on Broadway is probably like printing money. His fans will come in droves. Of course, he’s irreplaceable, so if he misses a show they’ll have to cancel. But my guess is this fish will glow in the dark for some time.

Oscar Irony: Both Front Runners in Acting Race Open in Huge Flops This Weekend

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UPDATE FRIDAY AM: “Jupiter” down to 25, “Son” down to 8. See the Oscar nominees, rent a foreign film.

UPDATE WEDNESDAY NIGHT: “Jupiter” has scratched out a 37 so far on Rotten Tomatoes. “Seventh Son” is a solid zero with only four reviews, all negative, three from major publications.

EARLIER: Hollywood careers are full of ups and downs. And this week will really show the irony of actors who labor for love in independent movies and take occasional pay check studio films so they don’t have to eat cat food.

And so: Oscar front runners Julianne Moore and Eddie Redmayne are opening big flops this Friday. In fact, there are several ironies at work here. Julianne and Eddie once starred together in a very weird, little seen indie film called “Savage Grace,” which had overtones of incest.

Now Moore, tipped to win the Oscar for “Still Alice,” opens in “The Seventh Son” with Jeff Bridges. By all accounts, it’s very bad. A spy who caught is last week told me: “The movie is awful. I can’t believe they did it for anything but the money.”

Redmayne, in the Oscar lead for playing Stephen Hawking in “The Theory of Everything,” opens with Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis in the Wachowskis’ much derided “Jupiter Ascending.” A sneak showing at Sundance last week went down like the Titanic.

In each case, reviews have been withheld until the very last minute so the public, already battered by losers like “The  Loft,” “Blackhat,” and “Mortdecai,” won’t figure out what’s going on. For “Seventh Son,” the marketing is using Moore and Bridges’ past joint appearance in “The Big Lebowski” as a talking point. We’ll see how that works out.

Will these terrible releases hurt the actors’ chances at getting their Academy Awards? I don’t think so. Academy members are smart enough to realize that everyone has to work, through the good and the bad. These two shall pass.

Good Times Are Back! Nile Rodgers and Chic Sign New Deal, Album On the Way

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Freak out! Nile Rodgers and Chic are back, officially. I knew some time ago that Rodgers was signing up with Warner Music, and now it’s official. A new Chic album is due shortly. Rodgers signed a deal with Warners, and they will distribute all the new music from his label Land of the Good Groove, which he has with Michael Ostin.

Michael’s dad, Mo Ostin, of course, was the long time leader of the real Warner Bros. Records back in the day. Michael is an accomplished A&R man himself, with loads of great credits. Nile is one of pop music’s amazing talents. His trademark guitar sound is what makes Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” such a smash. He produced signature hits from David Bowie (“Let’s Dance”) and Diana Ross (“Upside Down”). And of course, there’s always “We Are Family” for Sister Sledge.

PS Mark Ronson’s “Uptown Funk” owes a lot to Chic’s original records. Can’t wait for the new music!

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George Washington University Dean Proud That Scientology Founder Was a Grad

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Did educator Peter Konwerski out himself tonight as a Scientologist? The dean of student affairs at George Washington University took to Twitter to announce how proud he is that L. Ron Hubbard, the crazy science fiction writer who invented the dangerous cult, was a graduate of the school. He even gave a link to the cult’s website.

Konwerski Tweeted:

This wasn’t the first time Konwerski showed his cards, so to speak. In 2013 he Tweeted

Peter KonwerskiIn actuality, Hubbard is not an alumnus; he dropped out. But if I had a kid at GW (and I was once one myself) I’d be seriously alarmed. Konwerski would be better off running the Miscavige Clinic for the Criminally Insane on “General Hospital.”

Konwerski’s Tweet was in response to a $4.5 million ad Scientology took during the Super Bowl. They are obviously spending like crazy on advertising and public relations, knowing that Alex Gibney’s documentary “Going Clear” will air in March on HBO. The cult leaders are panicked. Konwerski, meantime, will have a lot of explaining to do this morning. There are plenty of responses to his enthusiastic Tweet, and none of them are positive.

Super Bowl Commercials: Nationwide Most Depressing and Inappropriate

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Nationwide is not on your side. They just aired a commercial in which a young boy announces that he’ll never ride a bike or get cooties or travel the world or get married or fly because — he’s dead. And he died in an overflowing bathtub. Depressing and kinda sick. And also inappropriate considering Bobbi Kristina Houston is in a coma and is in peril because she was found face down in a bathtub.

Good work Nationwide. I’ll stick with All State thanks. Oh, and loved the Julia Roberts voice over.

Box Office: “American Sniper” is the Whole Story, with $32 Mil Breaking Super Bowl Weekend Record

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Box office: “American Sniper” now hovers over $250 million as it kicks in $32 million this weekend. It broke a Super Bowl weekend box office record (previously held by a Miley Cyrus-Hannah Montana concert movie). Moreover, “Sniper” is the whole box office story, defying gravity and all other forces. This is Warner Bros’ reason to cheer as it braces for “Jupiter Descending.”

All the new movies are dreck that no one wanted to release in the first place, and no one went to see. All of them will be on planes, in DVD bins, and free on some digital service quickly enough.

And yes, the “mort” in “Mortdecai” continues. Waiting for final numbers. Keep refreshing.

Movies: Universal Basically Pulls “Blackhat” from Circulation, Johnny Depp’s “Mortdecai” MIA

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So much good news about “American Sniper” — heading to $250 million this weekend at the domestic box office. Biggest hit of Clint Eastwood’s career. A real bonanza for Warner Bros.

But then: Universal has yanked Michael Mann’s “Blackhat” basically from all but 236 theaters. It had been in 2,568. It’s the 6th biggest drop in history for a third week film.

And no one knows where Johnny Depp’s “Mortdecai” is. Lions Gate didn’t give box office results for Friday night. It’s probably being quietly euthanized as we speak.

The “Blackhat” situation is more dire than the “Mortdecai” episode. Mann is a serious filmmaker. He’ll come back in a big way. But this has to be a blow to him.

UPDATED Whitney Houston’s Daughter Bobbi Kristina: Twitter Account Shows Signs of Trouble

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UPDATE SUN 5:55PM: TMZ and other outlets report that Bobbi Kristina has been placed in an induced coma by doctors. Keep refreshing…

EARLIER: I used to write a lot about Whitney Houston, whom I knew quite well. I never write about her daughter, Bobbi Kristina, who is not a celebrity and in deep emotional distress. Her family has been constantly worried about her since Whitney’s death three years ago and Bobbi’s marriage to Nick Gordon, a young man Whitney had taken into their home.

Now come reports that Krissie was found unresponsive in a bathtub in her Atlanta home. Reports say she was revived and taken to the hospital. Her mother died of a heart attack and drugs in a bathtub in February 2012 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. The parallels can be drawn.

I follow Bobbi Kristina on Twitter. Most of her Tweets are about how much she’s in love with Gordon, and how people are criticizing them. They are largely illiterate and full of emoticons.

Gordon himself has not Tweeted since Christmas Day. Krissie has been Tweeting regularly, but there have been signs of distress.

Under a tweet on Janaury 14th she pasted in a quote from a website: “You know what I absolutely fucking hate? When people choose a person over you and then then when they have no one else they come running back to you.”

In the last few days, Krissie posted pictures of actor Jake Gyllenhaal. One of them was of the actor in a romantic clinch with some young woman, maybe a pr still from a movie. Bobbi wrote: “This would be perfect right now” and directed the Tweet to Gordon’s account.

Her Tweets are often fueled by anger, and are largely unintelligible. What does come through is some desire, perhaps not based in reality, that she could have a music career like her mother’s. She writes a lot about being in the studio, or starting a career, but there’s never been a sign that she had those talents. How frustrating that must be for a young woman with no mother, a sketchy father, and little education.

Hopefully, if it’s not too late, her uncles and aunts can step in– Pat and Gary Houston, Michael and Donna– and get Bobbi Kristina some much needed help.

Super Bowl: NFL Orchestrates Annual Release of Roger Goodell’s $44 Mil Salary til After Game

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Sunday is the Super Bowl. But in the next couple of weeks will come bigger news from the NFL: whether or not Roger Goodell exceeded his 2012 compensation of $44 million in 2013. Last year, the NFL orchestrated the release of their financials– they’re unbelievably a not for profit foundation– until February 18th, two weeks after the game.

I emailed their pr guy Brian McCarthy this past week to get the 2014 Form 990, but received no response. No big surprise. After Goodell’s press conference yesterday, news that he took home even more millions in the year of Ray Rice and Deflategate would have started a riot. Indeed, I’m surprised no one at the press conference asked Goodell about his compensation.

Yes, last year his total package was $44 million, up from $29 million the year before. We know this because the NFL is indeed an organization that pays no taxes on the $326.8 million plus it has in its coffers. Most of the teams run as not for profits, too. Talk about a good deal.

The NFL is a good place to be an executive. Steve Bornstein, EVP of Media, made $26 million in the last report. A bunch of other exec make between $1mil and $4mil.  The total salaries paid in 2013 to key trustees and employees were over $25 million. Another $31 million went to more employees.

But listen, the NFL is charitable, they’re a foundation. They handed out $1.4 million in grants in 2013. The largest recipients: themselves. Over $1 million of that $1.4 mil went to the NFL Foundation and the NFL Alumni Association. Charity begins at home!

James Marsden in “The Loft” Opens to a Rare Zero (0) Rating Among Critics

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We see low numbers on Rotten Tomatoes. But zero– that is, 0– the goose egg, is rare. But such is the rating for “The Loft,” a lamentable release starring James Marsden (X Men, Hairspray), Karl Urban (Dr. McCoy on the rebooted “Star Trek” movies), Wentworth Miller (“Prison Break”) and Eric Stonestreet (“Modern Family”).

This is the first American movie for Belgian director Eric van Looy. Open Road and Universal are releasing “The Loft” here, although they will regret it. The budget is listed at $14 million.

Currently there are 13 reviews, and they are all negative. Steve Golin and Anonymous Content are listed as the producers.

Recently, “Mortdecai,” “The Boy Next Door,” and “Taken 3” all scored very low, but at least in the teens. A real zero is hard to get. Congrats to all involved!

Despite the horrid reviews, Open Road put “The Loft” in over 1,800 theaters this weekend. Compare that to Barry Levinson’s wonderful film “The Humbling” starring Al Pacino. Millennium/Alchemy had it in just 19 theaters last week. It’s not even listed in the boxofficemojo system as a release. Oscar winning actor, Oscar winning director, based on a book by legendary writer Philip Roth, costars are two time Oscar winner Dianne Wiest, hot young up and comers Greta Gerwig and Nina Arianda, herself a Tony winner. And Millennium/Alchemy just killed it, threw it overboard, buried it alive, drove a stake through its heart.

And “The Humbling” had at least a 52%. Go figure. I worry for Nicole Kidman’s “Strangerland” which just sold to Alchemy.