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Chart Shocker: Lowest Pop Sales Yet as Top Album, “Descendants” Soundtrack, Sells Just 31,000 Copies

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Good grief! The record business hits an all time low this week as the top album– “The Descendants”– sold only 31,000 copies.

The second, third, and fourth spots on the Top album charts goes to reissues from Led Zeppelin. The 40 year old albums sold around 70,000 copies total.

Last week pretty much no one bought new music. Even Taylor Swift’s reliable “1989” album sold just 20,000 copies.

The number 50 album, the soundtrack to “50 Shades of Grey,” sold just 4,354 copies.

The music business is in free fall. Where are the great songs of summer, the big beach hits?

Who’s to blame? Radio would be my first choice. They’ve killed opportunities for new records, and limited their rotations to the same junk over and over. There’s also no variation.

Sirius is fine, but it’s expensive and skews a little older. Apple Music’s Beats 1 is the new hot thing to listen to on iPods and iPhones. But it’s not clear if music played there is translating to sales.

Spotify and other streaming services are how kids are getting their music. I guess kids don’t have record collections any more. What a shame.

This would be the moment for a big surprise release, something to really shake up the industry and the fans. But even the artists are scared– they know music isn’t selling. Even One Direction’s new single leveled off quickly.

The real test will be when Justin Bieber drops something — an album, a single– besides his pants, on August 28th. That will be his Stevie Wonder moment, when he actually puts up or shuts up with real music and not just bubblegum.

But I am surprised there isn’t more panic.

“Friends” Star David Schwimmer Producing TV Pilot “Big Love” Style About Ultra Orthodox Jews

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Does this sound Kosher? I’m told “Friends” star David Schwimmer is producing a TV pilot about ultra Orthodox Jews who live in the insular community of Fishkill, New York. He thinks it could be the “Big Love” of the Hasidic community.

The show will be called “Fishkill” I’m told, and Schwimmer’s Dark Harbor Productions has optioned it through their partner Tom Hodges. Lisa Davis, a writer from Providence, Rhode Island, wrote the script. The great actor-director Bob Balaban has signed to direct the pilot.

The main characters in “Fishkill” are named Moishe, Lev, and Bathsheba. I’m not making this up, and this isn’t a Mel Brooks skit. Lev is a diamond dealer in the city. Bathsheba supposedly meets a transgender person while shopping for wigs. There is going to be nudity and sex among the wigs, they say. I do hope there’s a suped-up Mitzvah mobile, and a hora here or there.

The word is, they’re looking for actors who speak Yiddish. Oy vey!

Hey, you never know what will work!

Will Michael Bay Turn the Real Life Benghazi Disaster into “Transformers” or “Armageddon”?

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So far, commenters on the imdb message board are noting laughs when Michael Bay’s name comes up on this trailer. “13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi” is set for a January 15th, 2016 opening. There’s no Oscar qualifying week scheduled. If this movie is really coming out on January 15th, then brace yourselves. It’s not good despite an excellent cast (James Badge Dale, John Krasinski). To me, this trailer looks like “Zero Dark Thirty” without any purpose. I hope I am wrong.

Prince, Formerly Warner Music Slave, Now Back to Warner Music, Says Record Contracts Equal Slavery

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Ah, Prince. This weekend he called record contracts “slavery” and advised musicians not to sign them. Twenty two years ago, Prince claimed he was a slave to Warner Music and left the label. he changed his name to a glyph symbol and identified as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince. He then re-recorded all of his music so he could own it, but no one wanted those recordings. They wanted the originals. After drifting from Arista to EMI and other places, and releasing his own music, Prince went back to Warner Music last year and released two albums. He has a new one scheduled for Sept 7th. On Warner Music.

I don’t know. Prince took all music off of Spotify, then a released a new single straight to Spotify called “Stare.”

Then he gave that new Warner Music album to Jay Z’s Tidal exclusively, a service that no one is really using.

He also allowed this video to post to YouTube of his backup band 3rd Eye Girl, in a string session. Notice something? All the musicians are white. Just sayin’…

 

Prince brought 10 black journalists into Paisley Park this weekend, made them wait until 12:45am, spoke to them briefly, and played no music.

The great music publicist Susan Blond and I went through this years ago with Prince. I don’t do it anymore. I don’t wait around til the middle of the night when Prince shows up and is in his own world. He’s released a smattering of good songs since 1995. But it all pretty amusing. At least he’s still into whatever it is he’s doing.

Frank Gifford, Hall of Fame Football Player, Announcer and Husband of Kathie Lee, Dies at 84

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Frank Gifford has died at age 84. He was married to Kathie Lee Johnson, known to us as Kathie Lee Gifford, since 1986. They have two grown kids, very nice kids, Cody and Cassidy. A Hall of Famer in the NFL. Frank was a legend with the New York Giants, playing with them for his whole career from 1952 to 1964. In New York, as well as the world, Frank was a superstar. From his first marriage Frank had two kids, Kyle and Victoria.

Kathie Lee and Frank had their ups and downs, but mostly ups, and to their credit they weathered intense scrutiny, tabloid press, and a set up by a tabloid to try and wreck their marriage. But they always stuck it out. Kathie Lee left “Live with Regis and Kathie Lee” years ago to be with Frank and raise their kids. She only went back to work on the Today show when she was ready.

Frank Gifford leaves a huge legacy as a player, a broadcaster, and a family man. That’s all you can ask for. Condolences.

Box Office: Fantastic Four Is a Blow Out Disaster Thanks to Fanboy Rejection

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Here’s the deal on these comic book movies: if the fanboys smell a stinker, you’re dead. “The Fantastic Four” made just $26.2 million over three days, probably a little less. It’s a bust. The fanboys knew it in advance. See the way they’ve tried to distance Marvel, their never-do-wrong glowing orb, from infidel Fox. Yes, Fox owns the rights to the Fantastic Four characters. But Marvel didn’t disown the new movie, Stan Lee put his name on it. It’s their loss, too.

So now what? I don’t think we’ll be seeing the “Fantastic Four” again any time soon. And if we ever do, my guess is that Fox will cut a deal with Marvel the way Sony has concerning Spider Man. At Fox, the X Men series was lucky to find a filmmaker who really got it and stuck with it in Bryan Singer. That’s what you need for these things to work.

Coincidentally, both Sony and Fox are having terrible years. “FF4” is Fox’s latest wound. So far, 15 movies that earned money for Fox in 2015 have made a total of $687,933,683. That’s approximately what Universal’s “Jurassic World” has made world wide.

Fox has released 9 new movies in 2015. Three of them went over $100 million. “Home,” an animated film that won’t win the Oscar thanks to Pixar’s “Inside Out,” made $176,819,973. Matthew Vaughn’s very good “Kingsmen” made a very tidy $128 million. Melissa McCarthy’s comedy “Spy” came in at $108 million, which is pretty damn good.

Every studio has its dog days. Fox will rise again with Stacey Snider running the show now. I’m banking on Ridley Scott’s “The Martian” with Matt Damon to turn things around.

Meanwhile, “Trainwreck” crossed $90 million this week, on its way to $100 mil. For a comedy, this is nirvana. And “Mission Impossible” is slowing down but still, $265 million worldwide isn’t bad after just 11 days.

Uma Thurman, Parker Posey Shooting Comedy Produced by JC Chandor, Cassian Elwes

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Parker Posey has joined “The Brits Are Coming,” a new comedy starring Uma Thurman. I can tell you now that Parker isn’t the only addition to the cast. Tim Roth, Stephen Fry, and Maggie Q are also recent additions to this caper movie shooting in New York. James Oakley is directing. I don’t know much about him except that he’s young, his family owns an NFL team, and he has an amazing townhouse in the West Village that’s featured on real estate sites for millions of dollars! I want to be his friend. Also, JC Chandor, director of “A Most Violent Year,” is producing the film with the very successful Cassian Elwes. I love the idea that Parker Posey is having this Renaissance. She deserves it.

PS Kristen Chenoweth is not in this movie. The Hollywood Reporter’s exclusive was that she was in it. She ain’t.

Donald Trump: The CNN Interview You Must Hear to Believe-

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He likes Drudge. He doesn’t like anyone else. Megyn Kelly, especially. My question is, if Trump isn’t going to make peace with Fox, what does he have?

“Fantastic Four” Heads to $27 Mil Opening Weekend Disaster–Half of What Last Two Did

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Fox, Marvel and a lot of other people are bemoaning Friday’s $11.3 million opening for “Fantastic Four.” The weekend looks like $27 million, about half of what either of the first two “FF” movies did in 2005 and 2007.

“Fantastic Four” carries Fox and Marvel logos. No matter what Marvel fans think, this is is poor reflection on everyone. And Fox didn’t make a bad movie on purpose, and Marvel didn’t root for failure. Everyone wanted a success.

It’s no fault of the cast, and I don’t know about fault regarding the director. It’s just a mess.

Michael Moore’s Secret New Documentary Is the Real Opening Night Event at Toronto Film Festival– First Doc Ever to Do So

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EXCLUSIVE Where to invade next? How about Toronto? I’m told that Michael Moore’s stealth documentary of that name is the real opening night film for the 2015 Toronto Film Festival.

TIFF had previously announced Jean Marc Vallee’s “Demolition” starring Jake Gyllenhaal as its opener. But that film will play at 6:30pm. And it’s filling the spot reserved for Canadian filmmakers. Also, “Demolition” won’t open until next March 2016.

But I’m told TIFF has scheduled “Where to Invade Next” (no question mark) for the coveted 9:30 spot. No one can recall a documentary ever getting this appointment. Of course, a Michael Moore movie about the military industrial complex is sure to grab headlines. And it will be a hot hot ticket. No one knows what it’s really about, and so far there’s no announced distributor.

I’ll have some more news on Monday about TIFF2015, which may be the best TIFF of all time. Tell my pals at Mercurio’s restaurant on West Bloor to get the pasta started now!