Beatles Alert: Ringo Starr Cancels North Carolina Concert Because of anti-LGBT Law
News Corp Offers $50K, But Fails to Purchase Web Address for New Site from South Carolina Piercings Shop
News Corp’s new conversative website, HeatStreet.com, launches on Monday April 18th.
But the website still has no URL as the owners of a piercing shop in Florence, South Carolina refuse to sell www.heatstreet.com.
An employee of the store told me today that the Dow Jones/Wall Street Journal company offered $50,000 for the name. The store declined.
“They think we’re in Podunk or we’re in a strip mall,” said Mark, who works with owner Lloyd Mitchell. “We’re the only piercings shop for miles around. We do fifty-to-sixty thousand dollars a week. We’ve been in business for 25 years. Now we’re doing the kids of adults we did when we started.”
Right now, the News Corp site will have to settle for www.heatst.com. If you go there now, their Word Press sign-in is open to inspection.
Shocker! Superman Isn’t “Dead” After All, He’s in the Justice League Movie
Someone tell Perry White! This is a headline for the Daily Planet! Superman is alive!
Well, well. At the end of “Batman v Superman,” about to make $300 million so this cannot be a spoiler, Superman is in a coffin. Dirt has been spread on the casket. But then, the dirt moves. Is Superman really dead?
Of course not. Henry Cavill has a long contract to play him. DC Comics and Warner Bros. live on Superman’s 80 year longevity. Neither Kryptonite nor Brandon Routh could kill him!
Yesterday at CinemaCon, a photo was released of the new Justice League movie. Looks like it will start with that coffin busting open! And off we go on a new adventure. What a relief!
There’s been a lot of quibbling among the fanboys about “Batman v Superman.” But even I — sick to death of comic book movies– would like to see the “Justice League.” I can’t believe it took so long.
Poor Amber Heard! Actress’s Name Spelled Wrong on New Movie’s Website
Amber Heard– she’s a beautiful up and coming 30 year old actress who gets a lot of attention. She’s also married to Johnny Depp.
But all that attention has escaped the makers of a website for her new movie “The Adderall Diaries.” Apparently the webmaster or designer is taking too much Adderall. They’ve spelled Amber’s last name wrong on the site.
She is not a HERD of buffalo. Rather, she’s some one we’ve HEARD a lot about. Like we’ve HEARD about her on the grapevine.
Not much to say about the movie, poorly reviewed and already available on DirectTV. It’s released on Friday by A24.
“Sing Street” Premiere Draws Eclectic A List Crowd Including Courtney Love, Rudy Giuliani
You know a movie is good when everyone wants to see it. Last night a celebrity crowd that ranged from Courtney Love to Rudy Giuliani (but also included famed directors Terry George and Paul Haggis) showed up waaaaay downtown at the new Metrograph for John Carney’s “Sing Street.”
Carney, you know, made two other musical fables, “Once” and “Begin Again.” “Sing Street” is the latest in a series of charming tales that promise the music will save you even when things look bleak. Carney’s set this one in his hometown of Dublin, and cast it with a bunch of unknown young people who are uniformly excellent.
The focus is on Cosmo, played by (in real life too) 16 year Ferdia Walsh-Peelo, an accomplished musician and singer-songwriter who could play Jonathan Jackson’s younger brother on “Nashville.” Cosmo’s parents are breaking up, they have no money, and he’s moved from Catholic school to public school. He gets picked on, all that, but then sees a beautiful girl named Raphina (Lucy Boynton), and decides to start a band.
The band, called Sing Street, fills up fast once Cosmo finds a like minded songwriter in Eamon (played beautifully by Mark McKenna, 19). Cosmo also rates a live at home older brother, a philosopher and late bloomer named Brendan (Jack Reynor) who sees a life for Cosmo he may have already missed.
Unlike the characters in “Once” or “Begin Again,” who are trying to get hit records, the “Sing Street” gang is just trying to survive high school, maybe make a living, and keep going. Because Carney has set the film in the early 80s, he’s able to show the aspirations of making homemade music videos. The Sing Street band is most hilarious as the boys hear new songs on the radio by Hall & Oates or Duran Duran and try to write good copies. They try on one fashion after another trying to find their own identities.
Carney used Gregg Alexander and Danielle Brisebois to write the songs for “Begin Again.” This time, his music comes from another one of my lesser known favorites, Scottish songwriter Gary Clark, known to some from the band Danny Wilson. (He is not to be confused with Texas bluesman Gary Clarke Jr.) His songs are brilliant little pop gems. If you don’t know him, stream or download the album “Meet Danny Wilson” and the hit it spawned, “Mary’s Prayer.” He’s an unsung hero.
At the after party last night, Ferdia and Mark performed three songs from the movie. (Laura Michelle Kelly, star of “Finding Neverland” on Broadway, arrived just in time to catch the act.)
Attention Jimmys Fallon and Kimmel, Conan, Colbert, Kelly and Michael– put these guys on your shows. Republic Records has the soundtrack CD. If they’re smart, they’ll make a whole album with these guys. They’re twice as good as Bieber or any of these pop tarts. And they know their way around a guitar.
“Sing Street” opens this week in NY and, then spreads out in two weeks. Spread the word. Like “Everybody Wants Some!!” this a reason to get excited about movies.
David Gest– Michael Jackson’s Best Friend, Liza Minnelli’s Ex, Dead at 62
A shady character who was infamous for staging big music shows, David Gest has died at age 62. He was infamous for being Michael Jackson’s best friend in the 90s, and for marrying– albeit briefly– Liza Minnelli. He was also infamous for having a shrine to Shirley Temple in his bedroom.
Gest was a very strange guy. In the music business, he’d been publicist for Hi Records in Memphis where he represented singers Al Green and Ann Peebles.
I used to write about David Gest because he ran a phony foundation called the American Cinema Awards. He often listed dead people as officers of the foundation and took their salaries.
Gest, according to reports from London, was found dead this morning in London at the Four Seasons hotel in Canary Wharf. He was going to start a music tour this summer called “David Gest is Not Dead.”
What a character! Many older entertainers will swear by him because he always got them gigs. Condolences to them. Gest always peppered his parties with really old time actors from Hollywood. I still remember sitting with Liz Smith and Dominick Dunne at Gest’s ill fated wedding to Liza. Dominick kept getting up and going over to the other side of the room to see who was there. He’d come back and say things like “Ann Blythe is still alive!”
Gest did succeed at putting on Michael Jackson’s famous anniversary shows in September 2001 at Madison Square Garden; that was his crowning achievement. It was there that he really met Liza, who didn’t seem understand that Gest was gay. Their year long marriage in 2002-2003 was quite a scandal and ended with lawsuits and domestic violence.
Here’s what I wrote on July 26, 2003:
The word is out: Liza Minnelli and David Gest are over. After a year and four months. Give or take. Some might say the marriage had no foundation. But Gest also has no foundation now.
For years Gest ran something called the American Cinema Foundation. It wasn’t clear what it did, but for a long time Gest collected a tax-free fee from the charity in the neighborhood of $150,000. He also listed quite sincerely dead former studio head Leo Jaffe as its president.
When this column and thesmokinggun.com caught Gest in these actions, he eventually let Jaffe go. But the foundation itself remained. Now, according to its latest tax return, American Cinema Foundation has ceased operations.
According to its federal tax filing, ACF finished the 2002 fiscal year with $429 in revenues. But it also had a $31,319 deficit. Gest for some reason gave $7,500 to New York University, which is sort of like giving sand to the Arabs or water to aquariums. Well, you pick the metaphor. NYU is so rich they’ve swallowed Greenwich Village whole. They don’t need David Gest’s tax-free money.
Earlier this year Gest announced that he was working with longtime pal Michael Jackson on a documentary about the singer’s life. But that never happened. Additionally, Gest took over management of Minnelli’s career, which resulted in more weird publicity than revenues. Her concert album on J Records was a rare dud for the label.
What will Gest do now that Minnelli has evidently figured a bunch of things out? One can only imagine. He still has his rumored collection of Shirley Temple memorabilia. Maybe he can sell that for income. But I do think his Jacko-Liza connection has been broken for good. Jackson’s new handlers certainly won’t let him muscle back into any of the singer’s business. And it’s likely that Minnelli’s friends will encourage her to find a new manager herself.
The big question now is the pre-nup. Oh, Liza, let’s hope you made him sign one!
Barbra Streisand Can Do Anything, But Can She Play 50 on Film in “Gypsy”?
Yes, we know Barbra Streisand can do anything. She is capable of mesmerizing audiences on film and live in concert.
But now Streisand is reportedly taking on the role of Rose, the hard driving former vaudeville star and stage mother of Gypsy Rose Lee, in a film version of “Gypsy.”
There’s only one problem. Streisand is 73 years young this month. In the famous stage musical directed by Jerome Robbins, Ethel Merman was 51 years old. In the 1962 film, star Rosalind Russell was 55. Subsequent Rose’s (Bernadette Peters, Tyne Daly) have been around the same age. Bette Midler was 48 when she played Rose on TV and won a Golden Globe Award. Patti Lupone was 58.
Imelda Staunton, coming to Broadway next year in an acclaimed British stage version, is 60.
Rose has two daughters, famously: Louise, and Baby June. Louise tops at around 3o on stage, but is younger on film. Baby June is a teenager. They can’t be aged up too much, because of course June goes on to be a star. Laura Benanti was 28 when she played Louise on Broadway, in 2008, and won a Tony Award.
Streisand has chosen Oscar winning director Barry Levinson to take charge of this “Gypsy.” Levinson is one of favorite directors, and certainly up to the challenge of making a terrific film. Barbra will no doubt rise to the occasion with carefully chosen actors around her. (I guess in this scenario Benanti could play Louise again– she’s phenomenal.)
But I’m surprised Streisand didn’t to direct “Gypsy” herself. She’s certainly capable. I guess this way she can concentrate on singing all those incredible songs– the soundtrack alone will be the cherry on the sundae. (Columbia Records could start taking orders for it now.)
Richard LaGravenese is writing the script; he made one of my favorite films, “Living Out Loud.” (Rent it now.) He also wrote the last movie Streisand directed and starred in, “The Mirror Has Two Faces,” in 1996.
Steve Miller Rants About Record Company Exec: “I wanted to pull him by his necktie and kick him in the nuts”
Who knew that Steve Miller would be the guy to finally put everyone in their place? I just love it.
Now Rolling Stone has published his rant about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, by David Browne. You do understand Rolling Stone and Jann Wenner and the Hall are one in the same. It’s like Rolling Stone eating its own tail.
Anyway. Miller attacks the Rock Hall again. Just great. He also explains why he won’t give hsi record company another record.
“There is no record business. I record a lot of things. There is no record business. There’s no reason for me to spend any money producing stuff that a record company… All the people that were sitting in the front row tonight, like the guy that came from my record company, I wanted to pull him by his necktie and kick him in the nuts.”
I’m not sure who he means, exactly. He’s always been on Capitol Records, which is now part of the Universal Music Group. But that’s pretty recent. The old Capitol people are all gone. Steve Barnett runs the label. Lucian Grange runs UMG.
Miller says: “He’s made a billion dollars off my work over the last 50 years and the motherfucker just came over and introduced himself tonight. That cheery little thing. You know he won’t do any contract work, he won’t clean anything up, he won’t get anything done.”
I’m doing spit-takes. Some people call him Maurice. Indeed. For years, you know, Steve never had his photo on his albums. He didn’t believe in celebrity, just the music. I love that. And we still want to know about the Pompatus of Love.
He’s telling the truth. I’ve been telling you about the Rock Hall for years. He gets it.
Justin Bieber Meet-and-Greets Still Being Offered as Calvin Klein Prizes– Even Though They Were Cancelled
Is Justin Bieber still having meet-and-greets even after he cancelled them? While fans are roiled over refunds for expensive premium VIP seats, Bieber’s sponsor– Calvin Klein– is offering a chance to meet him backstage.
RT to win VIP tickets to @justinbieber's #PURPOSETOURxCK. Must be 18+. For rules [US + CA]: https://t.co/awGXFFQvjE pic.twitter.com/kbhFW4xl74
— Calvin Klein (@CalvinKlein) April 6, 2016
Of course, the next big question is whether the Biebs will do a show in North Carolina on July 6th in Greensboro. Maybe by then North Carolina will have straightened out their bathroom situation.
Paris Jackson in NYC: She Gets a Motley Crue Tattoo On Her Inside Lower Lip
Well, she did visit the Whitney Museum. But Michael Jackson’s 18 year old daughter also did something else over the weekend in New York. She got herself a tattoo on her inside lower lip. The word “MOTLEY” is now inscribed forever. Tommy Lee of Motley Crue immediately approved on Twitter, as you’ll see below. Paris is starting to get a lot of tattoos. As Michael once sang, Don’t stop til you get enough. And Paris, it’s enough, really. If you want to be on TV, that one’s going to be hard to cover up. Paris also expresses on her social media that she misses her 26 year old boyfriend, who has Confederate tattoos.
Omfg!!!! @ParisJackson you are a beautiful creature pic.twitter.com/h2wWLeBTlm
— T❍mmy L33 (@MrTommyLand) April 11, 2016


