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Will Ferrell Will Love This: Lifetime Plans Classic High School Mom from Hell Revenge Movie About Competing Soccer Player Daughters

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You know that Will Ferrell, for reasons apparently unclear even to him, made a parody of a Lifetime movie last year. “A Deadly Adoption” (a deadly movie) was about a couple– Kristen Wiig was the wife– trying to have a baby with a deranged surrogate.

Lifetime is famous for tawdry movies of the week, usually made on the cheap in Canada with people you’ve never heard of, that are like pulp fiction but watered down to a G rating. A threat looms, but cookies and milk are served at the end.

Now Lifetime has announced a new production, still untitled. Here’s the breakdown:

“Psychology teacher & head soccer coach of her daughter Hailey’s high school, RHONDA CHALMERS can see that Hailey isn’t the soccer star her mother would like her to be, but she’s driven to see Hailey get a soccer scholarship to college & have all the advantages that Rhonda didn’t. With Hailey’s biggest competition the extremely talented Cameron Lowe, Rhonda systematically mounts an increasingly violent campaign to make sure Cameron is put out of commission for the season…”

It sounds wonderful. I’m glad Lifetime is getting back to its roots of crazed suburban moms getting violent over their high school daughters’ success and competitions. Somehow, all is right with the world.

Send me casting suggestions and I’ll post them– showbiz411@gmail.com

Yoko Ono Will Get Co-Writer Credit on “Imagine,” Extending the Copyright Ownership for Years

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Yoko Ono will get co-writer credit on John Lennon’s “Imagine,” released in 1971. The announcement came last night at the National Music Publishers Association dinner. Their son, Sean, looking like John exactly from the cover of the Hey Jude album, wrote about it on Instagram. Changing the credit could add another minimum 28 years to the Lennon estate’s ownership of the song which would have expired in 2041. So that’s a good move financially. So that’s the cynical take. But Ono was really John’s unacknowledged collaborator on so many things, it seems like the right idea. Also, she’s in a wheelchair, which isn’t good even for age 83. At the dinner an audio tape was played in which John says Yoko should have gotten credit. So why not? And it doesn’t affect Paul McCartney, so he won’t mind.

Exclusive: Dan Rather on the Similarities Between Nixon and Trump: “Each president has a strong strain of paranoia”

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The hit film “Wonder Woman” was a touchstone for the crowd of VIP women at Tuesday night’s Women In Film’s The Crystal + Lucy Awards at the Beverly Hilton. WIF’s President Cathy Schulman got the night started by vowing to keep fighting for women’s rights in male dominated Hollywood. She also some of the many WIF programs, including the ‘ReFrame’ initiative which furthers gender parity and ‘Flip the Script,’ really funny clever Youtube videos.

Elizabeth Banks received the Crystal Award. She was feted with videos by Sen. Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton with Clinton getting a laugh. “I haven’t seen “Wonder Woman” yet but I plan too.” Clinton continued, “Something tells me that a movie about a strong powerful woman fighting to save the world from massive international disaster is right up my alley.”

Always forthright Banks called out Steven Spielberg for not having more women as leads in his films. “I went to “Indiana Jones” and “Jaws” and every movie Steven Spielberg ever made, and by the way, he’s never made a movie with a female lead. Sorry Steven. I don’t mean to call your ass out, but it’s true.” She added, “We need dudes. We need the guys. It’s our responsibility to bring the men along. I grew up going to see amazing movies with amazing men at the heart of them and no one dragged me screaming and kicking to see these movies. Tell great stories and invite people into the stories.”

Tracee Ellis Ross received the Lucy Award, got teary eyed as Michelle Obama through a video called her, “brilliant and hilarious.” Tracee responded by, “to be a part of reshaping what it is to be a modern woman through the face and being-ness of a joyful black woman is really special.”

The lovely Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o gave filmmaker Mira Nair the Dorothy Arzner award, while Sony Picture Classics co-founders Michael Barker and Tom Bernard received the inaugural Beacon Award. Actress Zoey Deutch garnered the Max Mara Face of the Future Award and thanked her parents, actress Lea Thompson and director Howard Deutch.

Robert Redford presented the Norma Zarky Humanitarian Award to his longtime friend Dan Rather, who Redford portrayed in “Truth.”

Dan paid homage to the group by saying of their work: “Far beyond what you do for and with the industry here, there is a resonance way beyond that. You do our country — not just the film industry — great service far beyond what you may imagine. It is of tremendous value to our country as a whole.”

He ended with a profound statement. “You must not waiver, hesitate for get distracted. For yours, my friends, is essential noble work.”

Later, I asked legendary CBS news man Rather what the difference is between what’s going on in Washington now and Watergate, which covered– and owned– in the early 70s.

Rather said: “There are some important comparisons between what’s going on now and Watergate. But I think it would be a mistake to make too many parallels especially given the different times and the different people we are now demographically and culturally. But among the parallels, first of all is the ultimate power, which is The President has something to hide. It may or not be criminal, but there’s something to hide so there’s that parallel. The other parallel is given that the President is trying to hide something, the system of checks and balances has kicked in. We have Congressional hearings, a Special Prosecutor, FBI investigation. All of those things. So there’s that parallel.”

He continued: “I think there’s one other parallel with Watergate. That is each of the two Presidents, they are different personalities but each of them has a strong strain of paranoia, feeling people are against them, ‘everybody is against me.’ When I say in order to draw too close a parallel, all of this cloud over President Trump is happening at the beginning of his Presidency. It didn’t start with Richard Nixon until he got into his second term. So that’s an important difference.”

Fox News Admitting They’re No Longer “Fair and Balanced,” Giving Up 20 Year Old Slogan They Used to Define Them

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Fox News was never, ever “fair and balanced.” Not for a minute. But that was Roger Ailes’s slogan for the network he created, and he used it define them for two decades.

But Ailes is dead and disgraced. Fox is struggling. And now New York Magazine is reporting that they are abandoning the slogan. They say they haven’t used it since last August, but it’s completely gone. “Fair and Balanced” is a thing of the past.

Alas, Fox News was rarely fair and never balanced. It is and always has been slanted to the right. It’s the actual Fake News. And they were never fair. They played to fear and bitterness and the gang mentality of piling on whenever something went wrong with someone they didn’t like. They purposely still steer away from anything that doesn’t suit their agenda.

A new slogan will be “Most Watched. Most Trusted.” The first part is already not true, as MSNBC has been beating them in various segments. Most trusted– yes, but by people who who wear tin foil hats.

Review: “Rough Night” is A Vulgar Mishap for Stars Scarlett Johansson, Kate McKinnon, Zoe Kravitz, Demi Moore

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It’s easy to say this or that movie is the worst you’ve ever seen. But Sony’s “Rough Night,” which opens Friday, has really earned that distinction at least for 2017. The director, Lucia Aniello, has misunderstood “The Hangover” movies, tried to add a screeching version of “Bridesmaids,” and come up with a fresh torture. The whole thing is a trainwreck, but unfortunately it’s not “Trainwreck.”

Scarlett Johansson’s reps must seriously be questioned about why they let her participate in this drivel. Kate McKinnon– who for me can do no wrong– speaks with a bad Australian accent throughout the film. Again, was there no advice given these women? Jillian Bell plays a cut rate combo of Melissa McCarthy and Rebel Wilson, beautiful Zoe Kravitz is belittled, Ilona Glazer is just bad.

These women play unlikely friends who take Johansson’s character to a Miami mansion for a bachelorette weekend. Scarlett is also running for State Senate at home. So she’s got two stock plots running at once, neither believable.

And then there are the “guest stars”: Demi Moore and Ty Burrell of “Modern Family.” Their cliche, stock characters of an oversexed couple who live next door not only are unfunny, they are also shot as badly as they could be. Moore, one of my favorite people, looks ghastly. I was relieved to see her shining on Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight show when I got home from the screening. She should sue the director of photography.

Of course, maybe I’m making too much of how truly awful this slab of glob is. But get this– the ladies hire a stripper who comes to the house and is killed by them moments later for no reason. It’s an accident. Bell jumps him, he hits his head on the marble floor, and expires. Unrepentant, the women then attempt a “Weekend at Bernie’s” scenario. Instead of calling the police, they try to hide him. He’s strapped into a “Fifty Shades” type sex chair with a plastic penis placed on his nose. Oh it’s hilarious.

The women’s lack of reasoning can be attributed to them ‘doing cocaine.’ Yes, these are adults, they don’t look like drug addicts, it’s 2017 and they are not young enough to be this stupid. Yet there they are– and I love how they kept saying ‘cocaine’– never, ever coke because that would violate a trademark. LOL. Later, they do meth — yes, meth. It’s mindboggling. And Kravitz’s character is forced to participate in a threesome with Moore and Burrell, taking one for the group.

The screenplay, if you could call it that, is by someone named Paul Downs, who wrote it with Aniello. Downs also plays Johansson’s fiancee, and his acting skills are somewhere below Lifetime Movie Channel. Again, why this Oscar nominee and Tony winner’s people agreed to this crap is beyond my understanding. But Downs has stuffed his screenplay with so many coarse and vulgar references that they backfire almost immediately. You just want all these people to shut up as quickly as possible.

Funny side note: while all the exteriors were shot in Miami, the actual house that was used was a modern mansion in Southampton, New York. The movie is so cheap that you never see the characters leave the house, or in Miami. I don’t know why Miami had anything do with it, unless it was a tax break. The IRS should look into that.

Hollywood Box Office Woes Worsen as Three Potential Flops Are Set for Friday Release

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Hollywood may never forget the weekend of June 16, 2017. Tinseltown box office, already down, is heading to three sizable flops all opening at the same. Major stars and directors are involved, too.

I guess the biggest problem out there is “The Book of Henry,” from “Jurassic World” directed Colin Trevorrow. There have been few screenings and no reviews. (UPDATE Really bad ones are trickling in.) Star Naomi Watts did her publicity in May and won’t appear at Wednesday’s L.A. Film Festival premiere. (She’s filming in Prague.) “Room” prodigy Jacob Tremblay co-stars. “Henry” is from Focus Features’ old regime, so if it fails it won’t matter that much for them. They have a lot of hits coming this fall. But Trevorrow is scheduled to direct “Star Wars 9.”

Second on the list is “All Eyez on Me,” Lions Gate’s biography of rapper Tupac Shakur. This movie is also largely unscreened for critics. I’m told reviewers are embargoed from publishing their pieces until Saturday, so as not to warn away Tupac fans from opening night. “It’s like a Lifetime movie,” one observer told me. John Singleton quit this movie early on, if you remember, because of too much interference. Now music video director Benny Boom is making his feature debut.

Third is expected to be Scarlett Johansson and Kate McKinnon in “Rough Night,” from Columbia Pictures. There’s an embargo until Wednesday noon for reviews, but the word is out. Things don’t look good.

If all three fail bigly– which seems to be the case– the path will be clear for two other new releases with mediocre reviews— “Cars 3” and “47 Meters Down.”

Will moviegoers just return again to “Wonder Woman”? Or will all these poor offerings further add to the deterioration of theater-going? It’s getting easier and easier to stay home and watch movies. Very disappointing.

UPDATED RIP 60s Rock & Roll Icon Anita Pallenberg, Mother of Three of Keith Richards’ Children

Anita Pallenberg has died in London today, age not fixed yet but I’m told 74 or 75. She was one of the great muses of the Rolling Stones, lover of Brian Jones, and mother of two children with Keith Richards. Sources tell me a lifetime of substance trouble finally caught up with her. She’d been ill for some time. “But when the time comes it’s still a shock,” says a Stones insider.

Pallenberg is the mother of Marlon Richards and Angela Richards. She and Keith were together for 12 years. A third child died at 10 months.

Marlon Richards posted an initial announcement to Facebook, which was followed by one on Instagram by Lola Schnabel, daughter of artist Julian Schnabel.

My sources say Pallenberg “passed away with her family around her.” Keith Richards is headed to London right now to join his children.

Schnabel wrote: “I have never met a woman quite like you Anita. I don’t think there is anybody in this universe like you. No one has ever understood me so well. You showed about life and myself and how to grow and become and exist with it all. I was a little girl thinking I was big but I became a woman through knowing you. The secret lyrical you. My best friend. The greatest woman I have ever known. Thank you for the most important lessons – because they are ever changing and definitive. Like you. We are all singing for you, how you liked it. Go in peace my Roman mother, you will always be in my heart”

Bebe Buell, a long time fellow rock muse, posted on Instagram:” The most beautiful girl in the world… with one of the most special people I’ve ever known…There was none more beautiful, more unique and more inspiring! The official “sixth Stone”… I will love you forever, dearest Anita. Sleep with the special angels, Gods & Goddesses… RIP”

A source close to the Stones told me: “It’s such a shock because she was such an icon, and the first of the women from that rock generation to go.” (Actually you could say that Linda McCartney, Maureen Starkey and Cynthia Lennon preceded her.)

Here’s the formal statement:

Anita Pallenberg passed away peacefully at St Richard’s Hospital, Chichester yesterday June 13th with her family by her side. She was 75 years old and had been ill for some time.

 

She will be cremated with a memorial service to follow at a later date. The family requests that their privacy is respected at this time.

 

Keith Richards said: “A most remarkable woman. Always in my heart.”

 

Anita Pallenberg, everyone’s favourite muse, was born April 6th, 1942. She is survived by her son Marlon Richards and daughter Angela. and grandchildren Ella, Orson, Ida, Ava and Otto.

“Rough Night”: In Scarlett Johansson Movie Sony, Lacking Popular Smart Phones with Cameras, Plugs Point and Shoot

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Sony, once home of the Walkman, the most popular music playing device in the world, is struggling with hardware.

They don’t really have a music device, except for a hi-end digital Walkman that I love. But they don’t really have cell phones except for Xperia, which no one uses.

Even Sony knows that, so what to do when characters in Sony movies want to take pictures? In real life, 99% of all human beings whip out a smart phone with a camera.

Not so in “Rough Night,” a comedy Sony/Columbia Pictures will release on Friday starring Scarlett Johansson and Kate McKinnon.

Lacking a smart phone with camera, the ladies (including Zoe Kravitz and Jillian Bell) take selfies and group pictures with a Sony RX point and shoot, average retail price around $500. Of course, it’s preposterous. No bachelorette party of snarky gals would be lugging around a real camera. They’d be using smart phones. But it’s a Sony corporate plug. It’s very obvious.

One personal thing: I dig it. I carry a Lumix camera comparable to the Sony for excellent photo taking. Cell phone pictures are at their best, terrible. But I don’t carry it to parties. I’ve heard the RX-100 series is very good. So we’ll give them that !

 

Broadway: “Dear Evan Hansen” Soundtrack CD Zooms to Number 1, Bette Midler’s “Hello, Dolly!” Sinks

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The “La La Land” curse is over for songwriter Benj Pasek and Justin Paul. Back in February they were almost the songwriters of the Best Picture with “La La Land.” That was until all hell broke loose and it turned out “Moonlight” had won the Oscar. Luckily, they did win Best Song and Best Score.

Now their soundtrack for “Dear Evan Hansen” has soared to number after the Tony Awards win last night. The show won Best Musical, and Pasek and Paul won Best Score. Ben Platt performed on the Tony show, and sent the album as we used to say “flying off shelves.”

On amazon, where Broadway albums do most of their business, “Dear Evan Hansen” is number 1 (after Glen Campbell’s final album, “Adios”), “Hamilton” and “Come from Away” are also in the top 20. “Hello, Dolly!”– which didn’t have a real performance on the show– is at number 22, followed by “The Great Comet.”

Over on iTunes, “Dear Evan Hansen” is number 1 and “Hello, Dolly!” is at a lowly 65.

 

Star Wars Exclusive: Mark Hamill Says Carrie Fisher Was “Huge Part” of Chapter 9, He Has Large Role in “The Last Jedi”

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I had the pleasure of meeting and talking to Mark Hamill last night at the Plaza Hotel after party for the Tonys. He and his wife Marilou couldn’t be nicer or more friendly. They represent the Jedi with grace and humor!

Apropos of that, I don’t think Luke Skywalker is the actual last Jedi. He was very upbeat about “Star Wars” and his future with it. He wasn’t totally forthcoming about spoilers but did tell me a few things.

For one, he said, “Carrie [Fisher] was supposed to be a huge part of chapter 9.” What will happen now? He said, “I don’t know. We’re waiting for the rewrite.”

As for Chapter 8, “The Last Jedi,” Hamill told me: [Director] Rian Johnson was amazing to work with.” Does he– Mark/Luke– have a bigger role in “Jedi”? “A bigger one than I had in the last one!” He said that when he filmed the final scene of “The Force Awakens,” he had no idea it would be of such great consquence– or lead to anything else. “It was cold up there,” he said, joking. So is he Rey’s father?

“You really want a story,” he said, laughing.

Mark told me about his early career. For a year he was on “General Hospital.” “I almost married the girl who played my sister,” he said. “And she was my older sister.” Was he killed off? “I don’t remember,” he said. Instead, he married Marilou in 1978 right after “Star Wars” became the biggest thing since sliced bread.

Does he still get a piece of the action on “Star Wars”? For years it was believed that he, Ford, and Fisher were participants. “A long time ago George Lucas said he gave us a point or something. But that was just for theatrical release, not DVD or streaming.”

Hamill did introduce the In Memoriam section at the Tonys. I wondered why since he’s not generally associated with theater. “I did a few shows when I was young,” he said. “But they asked, and I couldn’t refuse.” We’re glad he didn’t.

PS Mark did have a nice reunion backstage with James Earl Jones, who received a Lifetime Achievement Award. Technically they are father and son. “I didn’t meet him for a long time,” Hamill told me. “For the first movie, he came in and did all his work in three hours and left. Nine to twelve, and gone.”

Three hours that changed film history.