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TV: Roseanne Returns from the Grave, Tweets “I Ain’t Dead, Bitches!” After TV Character is Killed Off

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One of the craziest episodes in TV history was resolved tonight. Roseanne Conner is dead from an opioid overdose. Her family, The Conners, will now plow ahead with Roseanne of blessed memory.

UPDATE: Barr Tweeted after all. “I ain’t dead, bitches!” It won’t be her last.

Ironically, “Roseanne” debuted almost 30 years to this day– October 18, 1988. The new show debuted tonight, months after Barr wrote a racist Tweet about former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett. The comedian and actress was almost immediately fired from her own show. “The Conners” rises in its place.

When The Conners picks up tonight, Roseanne has been dead for three weeks. The family is still adjusting to her absence. Dan– John Goodman– is furious with the woman whose name was on the prescription bottle. There’s a surprise cameo from Oscar winner Mary Steenburgen.

Also, Roseanne and Jackie’s mother is back, played by theater great Estelle Parsons. She really will be 90 on November 20th!

Last spring, “Roseanne” returned to the air with monster ratings– at least, at first. What will tonight’s show bring? Will “The Conners” make it to a second season?

Misc: “The Conners” kept the theme music from “Roseanne.” I guess that Carsey-Werner owned it outright, why pay for a new theme? Also, Still MIA: Jerry, Roseanne and Dan’s youngest son, and also Andy, Jackie’s son. Jerry was at least mentioned on last season’s “Roseanne.” Andy has vanished.

Paul Allen: Genius, Entrepreneur, Philanthropist, ROCK STAR: Hear His ‘Lost” Album with Chrissie Hynde, Heart, Derek Trucks

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Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen– who died yesterday at age 65– was many things– genius, entrepreneur, philanthropist. But the one thing the New York Times left out of its obit today was any mention of Paul wanting to be a rock star. He did, and he was.

In 2013, Allen– after years of performing with his rock band The Underthinkers– released an album on Sony/Legacy. “Everything at Once” didn’t get much press, and didn’t sell many copies– a stunning 215 according to BuzzAngle. I’d never heard of it until yesterday.

Still, there’s some nice stuff on the album including a country song sung by Chrissie Hynde called “Rodeo.” There are plenty of other guests including Heart sisters Ann and Nancy Wilson (before they fell out), Ivan Neville, Derek Trucks, and Joe Walsh. (You can hear it below on Spotify.)

Knowing Paul, he wouldn’t do publicity for the record, and I’m sure whatever proceeds there were went to charity. He was rich enough to fund the project. But good for him– he LOVED playing rock and blues. He knew from 1982 his life wouldn’t be long, so he just did what he wanted.

Countdown: America Waits to See How Roseanne Conner Dies, How Many Will Tune In?

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The clock is running. A little more than five hours from now, Roseanne Conner is leaving this mortal coil.

Will she die from an opioid overdose? A heart attack? Has she left town to work for Trump? We will know in the first five minutes. “The Conners” airs at 8pm eastern on ABC.

Early reviews suggest that without Roseanne out of the picture, “The Conners” is a better show. That’s right. John Goodman and Laurie Metcalf are top notch actors who had more success after the first run of “Roseanne” than Roseanne Barr ever did.

Indeed, Barr struggled without her sitcom. Her talk show failed, so did various other attempts at series and acting. She is not a great actress. She bleated, and squealed, and honked. She was slovenly. The show was built around that. But before she lost her mind, the audience loved her for it.

And Roseanne herself? She signed off of Twitter about a month ago. She’s been silent. It must be in her contract with ABC that she’s not allowed to comment on social media. If so, it must be killing her.

So what now? Come back here at 8:05pm to get the answer.

Ratings: “The Walking Dead” Collapses, Loses 1.1 Million Viewers in One Week

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Sunday night The Walking Dead had 4,947,000 viewers. The prior Sunday it registered 6,076,000 fans. Over  1.1 million people became zombies in one week. The show is now in serious trouble.

It’s as if Negan took his club and went after the fans themselves. “The Walking Dead” numbers have been coming down from their lofty heights for some time. But this is really a dire turn of events.

It’s not like “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” suddenly rose from its grave to get Rick and company. For a second week in a row, the Ks finished under 900,000 at 867K. They, too, are crumbling like zombies left in the rain.

AMC’s companion show, “Talking Dead,” also fell by more than 1.3 million to 1,694,000 from 2,914,000. If they didn’t want to see the show, the fans had fewer questions– makes sense.

It could be, of course, that everyone is watching baseball. The Red Sox-Astros game had the highest rating of the night with 5,658,000.

So what is it? Are viewers tired of zombies? Aren’t we all zombies at this point? This is the 9th season of “Walking Dead.” It may be enough already.

 

Oscar Prognosticating in Mid October: A Star is Born Isn’t the Only Movie Out There But it’s The One to Beat

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I see all the Oscar prognosticators are drawing up their lists for 2019. It’s only mid October, and there are several things no one has seen. But here’s my take, for better or worse.

BEST PICTURE

A Star is Born–it’s the one to beat right now. Big stars, big box office, great reviews. Bradley Cooper for best director, actor, screenplay. Lady Gaga for Best Actress. In supporting, Sam Elliott is spot on.

First Man— Damien Chazelle’s epic had a rough opening weekend. But I stand behind it. Direction, writing, acting– Gosling and Foy are wonderful. There are lots of American flags, the movie is very patriotic.

Green Book— Best Picture, Director, Actor, Viggo Mortensen (Likely winner). Mahershala Ali, Supporting Actor. If this goes wrong, I don’t know what to do.

Blackkklansman— Spike Lee major return, directing, writing, John David Washington and Adam Driver will get noms. This is a majorly important film, and so entertaining.

A Quiet Place— Bradley Cooper got so much attention for directing himself in A Star is Born. But hey– John Krasinski did a phenomenal job with this movie. Emily Blunt should be in the Best Actress race. A gem of a film.

Roma, Never Look Away, and Capernaum— are all three incredible films, albeit in foreign languages. They all deserve to be Best Picture noms, but that’s why there’s Best Foreign Film. This a trio no one should miss as they’re released to theaters. Roma already has its accolades. The other two are just as remarkable.

The Hate U Give — I thought there’d be more brouhaha about this film. It’s so good, and so timely. Where is the larger discussion? In the long run, I just hope that Russell Hornsby is nominated for Best Supporting Actor. It would be a crime if he were overlooked.

Can You Ever Forgive Me?– Melissa McCarthy and Richard E. Grant are their own best ensemble, they each deserve nods– he’s in supporting–and had better get them.

The Favourite— So many weird things here. I thought it would be Emma Stone in lead, Olivia Colman and Rachel Weisz in supporting. But now I hear that Colman and Stone are switched to lead and supporting. All three are sensational. The movie just nuts, but in the best way possible.

Glenn Close— in The Wife. Best Actress, nomination at least. I wish a groundswell would develop. Unforgettable.

Black Panther— Will it get a Best Picture nod? I’m not so sure. If Wonder Woman didn’t, then why this one? Such a well made, fun film. Is it an Oscar movie? And isn’t $700 million the reward for Ryan Coogler’s good work? Below the line, lots of nods. But above? Unclear until we see how other things play out.

Miscellaneous: Viola Davis in Widows; Robert Forster in What We Had; Nicole Kidman and Sam Rockwell in “Destroyer”; Nicole again in “Boy Erased”; “Isle of Dogs” must not be forgotten.

So hold on– we’ll be back. Just some info to chew on for the moment…

 

 

RIP Paul Allen, Flashback to His Great Parties in Cannes, St. Barth’s, and Around the World

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Paul Allen– I am so sorry to hear of his passing at 65. He was soft spoken but a real rocker, and he loved a good party. He was not the party type. Allen was a quiet man, and thoughtful. He was not the life of the party except when he played the guitar. For years he hosted parties on one of his two yachts, the 414 foot Octopus (with a yellow submarine, helicopter, it was like the Mall of America) and its junior, the 303 ft. Tatoosh. Paul flew in his own band and invited famous musicians to play with him. Why not? Using his Microsoft money, Allen had become an incredible philanthropist. His dream of himself as a rock star was benign and fun. He didn’t have a lot of ego. He will really be missed. I talked to him at length this year in Cannes at the “Han Solo” premiere. He was gentle soul. I find myself more upset than I thought I would tonight.

here’s a report from 2010

Here’s another report I ran of a Paul Allen party. I’ll look for some others. This was from January 2, 2008:

Forget New Year’s Eve. The real party down in expensive, tony and, apparently, cold St. Bart’s this year was on Dec. 30. The location was Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen’s Octopus, the sixth-largest private yacht in the world at 414 feet.

I’m told guests got to rub elbows with Steven Spielberg, Denzel Washington and Brett Ratner, while both Jon Bon Jovi and Robbie Robertson played in separate jam sessions with the amiable Allen and his house rock band.

Also there were Billy Joel with wife, Katie Lee; Harvey Weinstein and bride, Georgina Chapman; Penny Marshall; Tom Freston; Linda Evangelista and Peter Morton; financier George Soros; and Rebecca DeMornay (fresh from her DUI arrest in Los Angeles).

LeeLee Sobieski; Vivi Nevo and Ziyi Zhang; Charles Simonyi and Martha Stewart; Lorne Michaels; and Antonio “LA” Reid of Island Def Jam Records all hung out on the boat.

My spies even spotted Warner Music Group’s Lyor Cohen, who was probably celebrating his company’s spectacular 75 percent loss in value for 2007. Their stock was trading at $6 Wednesday morning.

Maybe he was explaining over Champagne and caviar why on Friday, WMG suddenly turned over 3 million tracks to Amazon.com for downloading with copy protection (see Monday’s Fox411.) The many dozens of Warner/Atlantic legacy artists who depend on CD sales would be heartened to know Cohen was enjoying himself.

And St. Bart’s wasn’t the only mecca for A-listers this year. Cap Juluca, Anguilla, played host to Liam Neeson and Natasha Richardson, Sir David Frost, actor Aidan Quinn and family and U.S. Sen. Frank Lautenberg of New Jersey.

I know what you’re thinking: How did we miss all of this? What could we have been doing back here in New York for two weeks that was more important? Answer: Considering that alternate-side-of-the-street parking was in effect most of the vacation, I don’t know!

(Watch) Sting, Shaggy Perform “Gotta Get Back My Baby” LIVE on “The Talk”

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Wanna see rock stars sing LIVE on a TV show? Sting and Shaggy did exactly that today on “The Talk.” It was 11:50am in Los Angeles, too, and Sting is recovering from a bad cold. Sting and Shaggy just get better and better. I hope they get some Grammy nominations. Best Pop Album–“44/876.”

I waited through 45 minutes of jabbering to see this. How can people watch this show? The Issue of the Day is themselves. Nice to see Lisa Ling, though. They should hire her.

Almost No One Watches Alec Baldwin Talk Show Debut: Lowest Rated Sunday Night Show

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Yikes.

Alec Baldwin’s talk show debut on ABC scored just 2.71  million viewers. It was the lowest rated show on the big three networks. Twice as many people watched “Madame Secretary” on CBS.

The talk show got a lower rating that daytime soap operas, actually.

Last Sunday, “Shark Tank” did slightly better in the time period.

Alec has been hosting “The Match Game” on ABC Sunday nights. The talk show had to have been a contractual perk to keep him going as a modern day Gene Rayburn. His guests were Robert De Niro and Taraji P. Henson.

The interviews were fine. But it turned out that between being on “Saturday Night Live” the night before and broadcasting this tape, Alec gave a speech in New Haven where he announced that we have to overthrow the government. What a twenty four hours!

Lesley Stahl “60 Minutes” Interview with Donald Trump Number 1 Sunday Night, 11 Million Viewers

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Lesley Stahl’s “60 Minutes” interview with Donald Trump put the newsmagazine at number 1 for the night.

The only thing 60 Minutes” didn’t beat was football. The total was 11 million viewers.

Stahl’s piece crushed ABC’s “20/20” interview Friday night– and not just in ratings. Stahl’s interview was a superior piece of TV journalism. She covered as much as she could, she stood her ground, and she didn’t let Trump get away with anything.

We learned more of the same, basically– that he’s rude, dismissive, arrogant. His line, “I’m the president, you’re not,” was priceless. So was his assertion that he doesn’t really care about Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, because “we won”– that’s Trump in a nutshell.

Trump allowed the interview to try and appeal to the non Fox crowd– people with a pulse, brain wave, educated– that he’s reasonable so the Republicans would prevail on November 6th. I don’t think that it worked. But we’ll see on election day.

 

Robert DeNiro Tells Alec Baldwin on New Talk Show: “We have a president who thinks he’s a gangster”

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Alec Baldwin’s new talk show on ABC– it’s modeled maybe on Tom Snyder, with a retro network logo and opening.

Baldwin’s first guest was Robert De Niro, also a Trump critic. He told Baldwin: “We have a president who thinks he’s a gangster.”

There was a nice discussion of De Niro’s career, family and business. And then, Trump:

“I’m so offended by this person, and by Republicans in general and how they behave. When I see him I know what he is, and he knows what he is.”

“I’ve never seen anything like it, and I’ve seen a lot in this world…this is totally severe. I felt I had to say whatever I could say. It’s infuriating, this guy. We gotta do something. .. I saw Jeff Flake at the Global Citizen thing in Central Park, I said you’re a hero. He’s actually conflicted. You could see it with the ladies in the elevator. I don’t understand why some of these Republicans don’t say I’m outta here…There’s a point now where these people are taking for the rest of their lives…they’re paying such a  price making a deal with the devil.”

De Niro also talked about his six kids and called his youngest daughter, who’s almost seven, “a miracle. A miracle.”

Baldwin heaped praise on De Niro for his extraordinary acting career. De Niro said, “You’re going to make me cry.” He said his movies, especially with Martin Scorsese, “will be remembered.”

Baldwin’s show is like Charlie Rose’s old show, it looks like something that should be on PBS. At the end of the live interview with De Niro, there was then an animated segment that continued the interview with the two actors. It was very strange and unnecessary.

PS The music is just about the same as Charlie Rose. Hmmmm…