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Sony’s “Caught Stealing” Opens Lower than “Jaws” 50th Anniversary Release, Their “Afterburn” is an After Thought

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It’s been a tough year for Sony’s Columbia Pictures. Literally nothing has worked at the box office.

This week’s release, the very good “Caught Stealing” starring Austin Butler should have made a splash.

But the Darren Aronofsky romp finished third over the weekend, behind “Weapons” and the 50th anniversary release of “Jaws.”

Even all those influencers who Sony flew in for their premiere this week didn’t give their umpteenth failed release a boost.

In other words, Elvis (who Butler played so well) has left the building.

The real twist is that “Caught Stealing” was in more theaters than any other movie. But it made $7.8 million compared to $10.2 million for “Weapons.”

“Jaws” bit off $8.1 million and finished second.

In 5th place came “The Roses,” an unnecessary remake of “The War of the Roses,” with $6.3 million. Why two of the best actors — Olivia Colman and Benedict Cumberbatch — would up in that thing is still a head scratcher.

As for Sony, among their disasters this summer was “Afterburn” a movie no one knows exists, starring Dave Bautista and Samuel L. Jackson. It cost $70 million, played for a week in the Netherlands, and made just $65,000.

“Afterburn” is supposed to open here on September 18th. I found one review on Twitter: “This was a really boring and unoriginal post-apocalyptic movie that features some fun action sequences but suffers pacing issues. The performances are alright. The VFX looked really bad at times. It’s not worth the watch at all.”

Look for it on a plane.

Watch: Never Before Seen Live Video of John Lennon and Yoko Ono Performing “Instant Karma” in 1971 “One to One” Show

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Exactly 54 years ago to this afternoon, John and Yoko appeared at the One to One concert singing “Instant Karma.’

Sean Ono Lennon has remixed a big box set of those shows, coming in October called “Power to the People.”

This video comes from the afternoon show and has never been seen.

Sean says: “I was completely floored putting this collection together and getting to remix the concerts and hearing all the unreleased material from my parents’ archive for the first time.

“People may not realize how special it is for me to hear my dad talking or to see him. I grew up with a set number of images and audio clips that everyone’s familiar with. So to come across things that I’ve never seen or heard is really deep for me, because it’s almost like getting more time with my dad. When I was eleven, my mum put out the Live in New York City album and film. So I grew up listening to it. It was a concert that had a legendary status in my mind, because it was my dad’s last concert.

“For the concerts, Paul Hicks and Simon Hilton and I spent a lot of time finding the best possible balance to keep the feeling of a live show while refining the overall sound as much as possible and Sam Gannon did some meticulous and miraculous work with audio restoration. I won’t disclose all our techniques but there was some ‘movie magic’ required, and I think in the end, the shows sound better than ever.”

Trump Blasts White House Contractor and Threatens Him While Playing Golf in Virginia Looking Bloated from Some Ailment

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After a few days of absence, Donald Trump is back.

He’s golfing in Virginia, looking bloated from some ailment. Congestive heart failure? Too many Big Macs?

On Truth Social, Trump is also blasting a White House contractor for not installing marble correctly. He doesn’t care that he’s in two wars, immigrants are suffering, tourists fear coming to the US.

No, it’s this: “Three days ago, while admiring the stonework, I happened to notice a huge gash in the limestone that extended more than 25 yards long. It was deep and nasty! I started yelling, “Who did this, and I want to find out now!” — And I didn’t say this in a nice manner. I wondered, “Was it vandalism or, was it stupidity?”

He adds: “Now, I’ll replace the stone, charge the contractor, and never let that contractor work at the White House again”

Trump doesn’t realize that his whole paving of the Rose Garden will be jackhammered into smithereens on January 21, 2029.

Venice: Guillermo del Toro’s “Frankenstein” Debuts with a Disappointing 78% Rating, Netflix’s Oscar Choice

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I’m very surprised that “Frankenstein” isn’t a monster.

In Venice, Guillermo del Toro’s long awaited film for Netflix has met with mixed reviews.

So far it’s at 78% with 18 reviews posted. Stars Oscar Isaac and Jacob Elordi are being praised, as well as the production. But something is wrong in the telling of the story.

Oscar winner del Toro is one of my favorite all time directors. He rarely makes a mistake. Plus, Netflix was counting on this one for its Oscar chances this season.

“Frankenstein” definitely seems polarizing among the critics. Some lavish praise but Variety did not. They said:” Gorgeous as it may be, the entire film feels as if we’re watching through a peephole. Strangely, [Dan] Laustsen’s wide-angle lenses make “Frankenstein” feel smaller, when the point was conceivably to squeeze more image into every frame.”

Whatever. I’m looking forward to this eagerly.

The Price of MAGA: Out of Work Actor Dean Cain Busted His Arm After Two Weeks of Training to Join ICE in Publicity Stunt

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Out of work actor Dean Cain learned a lesson this week: the price of thuggery is high.

Cain, in a publicity stunt, joined ICE so he could go around arresting immigrants and remove them from their homes.

But Cain is about 20 years older than the average ICE soldier and very out of shape.

The result? He’s already busted his arm during training and learning to harass unsuspecting people.

The universe has spoken. Cain’s own Japanese grandparents were sent to Minidoka internment camp in Idaho during World War II. He doesn’t see the irony in it, however, because MAGA is blind to reality and devoid of empathy.

Poetic justice abounds.

Telluride: Springsteen Movie “Deliver Me From Nowhere,” Chloe Zhao’s “Hamnet” Win Universal Raves

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Big news from the Telluride Film Festival last night.

The Bruce Springsteen movie, “Deliver Me from Nowhere,” won raves. Jeremy Allen White stars as The Boss, directed by Scott Cooper.

“Deliver Me” is not a biopic. It’s about how when Springsteen, at a low point, retreated to write the “Nebraska” album in 1981. The album has many devotees and over the years has become considered a classic. Once it was finished, Springsteen went on to make “Born in the USA,” and his whole career changed.

Peter DeBruge wrote in Variety: “It requires a star to play a star, and an actor to access the Boss’s more introspective side, and “The Bear” sensation Jeremy Allen White slips easily into the worn denim and sleeveless T-shirts that were Springsteen’s signature.”

The raves were echoed in The Hollywood Reporter, Deadline.com, and The Wrap.

Meantime, Chloe Zhao, who won Best Picture and Director for the remarkable “Nomadland,” is back in form. Her “Hamnet,” about William Shakespeare writing “Hamlet,” wowed everyone in Telluride.

Paul Mescal and Jessie Buckley star in what sounds like a bookend to “Shakespeare in Love.”

Bilge Ebiri of New York Magazine led the huzzahs. “[Hamlet] is about as unimpeachable as a work of art can be. And yet, here is a movie that dares to explore its inception. The attempt itself is noble, and maybe a little brazen; that it succeeds feels downright supernatural.”

Angie Han wrote in The Hollywood Reporter: “Just as her William Shakespeare (Paul Mescal) turns the pain of being caught between [joy and fear, love and loss] into the masterpiece that is Hamlet, Zhao harnesses those elements into something gorgeous and cathartic.”

Meantime, Guillermo del Toro’s “Frankenstein” is opening as we speak in Venice.

And here’s a little twist: Paul Thomas Anderson’s “One Battle After Another” starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Regina Hall, and Benicio del Toro will screen this coming week in New York just as the Toronto Film Festival begins. Also screening this week in New York: “Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale.”

Movie season is here!

Justin Bieber — Pop Star Turned Cobbler — Gets Hurt Wearing His Own Line of Footwear: “Rolled My Ankle…Too Dangerous”

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Justin Bieber’s designed line of footwear is having an inauspicious start.

Bieber says he hurt himself on one of the slippers he designed. He’s pulling them from his Skylrk line.

He writes: “Discontinuing the chunky soled slides. Rolled my ankle, too hazardous.”

Bieber is his own Consumer Reports. Meantime, his newest pop album has fallen off the iTunes top 50.

Venice: Julia Roberts in Luca Guadagnino’s Underwhelming “After the Hunt” About a #MeToo Situation Gets Panned by Critics with 46%

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The new Julia Roberts movie didn’t go over so well today in Venice.

Luca Guadagnino’s “After the Hunt” has been roundly panned by critics, landing it at an unfortunate 46% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Roberts stars along with Andrew Garfield, Michael Stuhlbarg, Ayo Edibiri, and Chloe Sevigny in what is described as a #Metoo thriller/mystery.

But the main critics in Venice didn’t appreciate it. Neither did Variety or The Hollywood Reporter.

David Rooney said in THR: “It seems almost implausible that the gifted filmmaker who just gave us the sizzling buoyancy of Challengers and the heady intoxication of Queer could deliver something so dour and airless.”

Owen Gleiberman in Variety: “After the Hunt has been made with a fair amount of craft and intrigue, but it’s also a weirdly muddled experience — a tale that’s tense and compelling at times, but dotted with contrivances and too many vague unanswered questions”

“After the Hunt” follows Guadagnino’s “Challengers” from last year, which at least had tennis for a distraction.

This isn’t good news for Amazon/MGM which is in the hunt for Oscar level movies.

But this is what festivals and screenings are for, to separate the wheat from the chaff.

Paul McCartney Doc “Man on the Run” Goes to Amazon as Scooped Here, Premieres This Weekend at Telluride Film Festival

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I told you that Amazon was going to snatch the Paul McCartney doc away from Apple.

And so it did, bringing Morgan Neville’s “Man on the Run” to Telluride this weekend.

The movie will open February 25th in theaters and then head to Amazon.

This is the story of Paul post-Beatles with Wings, how he re-established his career and went on to 50 years of hits and fame.

Here’s a link to my original story.

Amazon says: “Man on the Run” is the centerpiece of a comprehensive new partnership among Paul McCartney, Universal Music Group, and Amazon that will unfold over the next year, including the release of exclusive music and merchandise drops for fans from Amazon Music, and one-of-a-kind commentary from McCartney himself. The partnership coincides with the release of his book “Wings: The Story of a Band on the Run,” which will be available on Amazon and Audible November 4, and McCartney’s Got Back tour dates across North America this fall.

Obviously there’ll be a soundtrack to go with the documentary, but in the meantime you listen to and watch “One Hand Clapping” as a good preamble.

Justin Bieber’s “Swag” Album Drops Out of iTunes Top 50 After 8 Tough Weeks, Sold Just 170 Downloads This Week

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Say goodbye to “Swag.”

Justin Bieber’s latest album has been a dud, dropping out of the iTunes top 50 after just 8 weeks.

“Swag” last week sold just 170 paid downloads. Another 29,000 units came from streaming.

But today, with many new releases, “Swag” is outta here. The single, “Daisies,” lingers in the mid part of the top 100 on iTunes.

“Swag” was dropped without notice in late June. The Bieber team didn’t bother to make CDs or LPs, and had little marketing. Bieber made no promotional appearances, and of course, there was no tour.

Is Bieber washed up at 31? If he ever decides to tour again, he’ll be a greatest hit act. But even that will require marketing to get him into nostalgia realm.