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Attention Tourists: Dollywood CLOSED Today, Was Only Open 9 to 5 Yesterday Because of Brutal Cold and Ice in Pigeon Forge

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TODAY TUES DEC 27: Dollywood is closed today, and hopes to reopen tomorrow.
YESTERDAY: It’s 26 degrees and snowing in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee right now.

So Dollywood will only be open from 9 to 5. I’m surprised those aren’t the regular hours!

Attractions like the Mystery Mine, Lightning Rod, and the one where three office workers string up their boss to a garage door are all closing early!

Tourists will have to bundle up in their cabins or whatever. And wherever Dolly Parton is, let’s hope she’s warm and cozy!

Weather or Not: “Avatar 2” Box Office Numbers Updated Overnight, Sunday Surge of $8 Mil, “Babylon” Was Ambitious Bomb

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MONDAY MORNING: Disney now says the weekend came to $64 mil after a late Sunday surge.

SUNDAY NIGHT: I know $56 million sounds like a lot. But Disney and other box office prognosticators were hoping for a $65 million second weekend for “Avatar 2.” They fell short by $9 million, down 58% from last weekend.

Was the weather to blame? I’d say it was a factor.

Damien Chazelle’s “Babylon” was an expected bomb. Paramount will be writing off $100 million or more from this disaster. What’s the problem with “Babylon”? Excess. Upon excess. This could have been “L.A. Confidential” if it had a plot and a point. Instead, it was “Heaven’s Gate” meets “Ishtar.” I’d love to see a clever editor carve a movie out of that thing.

But Chazelle seems obsessed with “Singing in the Rain,” even though that movie is many years after “Babylon” occurs. I’d get rid of the orgies, they seem ridiculous and don’t add to the action. (Maybe there should be a short film of “Babylon” orgy outtakes.)

Margot Robbie exudes star power, but she looks all wrong in this film. She’s made up and dressed for a “Studio 54” film. The real key to “Babylon” is the central scene between Brad Pitt and Jean Smart.

What could “Babylon” have been? Just watch Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.” I did again last night. It’s brilliant, holds up better than ever, and should have won Best Picture.

We are closing out a very mediocre year in film. Up next is Tom Hanks in “A Man Called Otto.” I say, Notto.

Slap in the Face? Chris Rock Will Host First Ever Live Global Comedy Show A Week Before Oscars

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Get ready. Chris Rock is not playing around.

Netflix will air its first ever global LIVE streaming event — a Chris Rock comedy special — on March 4, 2023, one week before the Academy Awards.

Will it be a slap in the face? I think the world will tune in to see what Chris has to say about Will Smith slapping him at the Oscars last year. Netflix must think so, too

The name of the special is “Selective Outrage,” and will be coming to us from Baltimore. This is the first Chris Rock comedy special on Netflix since 2018, and that one was taped.

By the way, isn’t Baltimore near Philadelphia, Will Smith’s home town?

This will definitely give Jimmy Kimmel something to riff on at the Oscars.

Broadway: Tony Winner “Strange Loop” and “1776” Revival Cancel Shows for Illness, Other Shows Use Standbys

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It’s 2:28pm. A half hour ago, two Broadway shows didn’t start their matinees. According to Twitter account BroadwayCovers, both “A Strange Loop” and “1776” had to cancel because of illness.

The shows are off tonight, too.

Many other shows, according to the BroadwayCovers watchers, are using standbys like crazy this week including “Hamilton,” “Kimberly Akimbo,” “Six,” “MJ,” and “Into the Woods.” In many cases the person replaced is the lead.

This is why Broadway must have a mask mandate in place. They should also be checking for vaccines. But the public doesn’t want it, they liked getting sick or sending the germs into the air, and onto the stage!

Most shows are off tomorrow for Christmas, so that will give everyone a day to get better!

Box Office Blues: “Avatar 2” and “Black Panther Wakanda Forever” Suck Up All the Air, Whitney Houston Beats Brad Pitt

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It was two nights before Christmas and not many people went to the movies.

Of course, really, the weather is terrible. A lot of people are snowed in, or too cold to go outside.

But still…

Last night, the only two movies that drew audiences were the equivalent of carnival rides: “Avatar 2” and “Black Panther 2.” They made millions and millions.

In the case of “Wakanda Forever,” however, the end is actually coming. The take last night was just $1 million. If the whole weekend is $3 million, then the party is coming to an end at $450 million. Sounds like a lot, but that’s $250 million short of the first episode.

Meantime, the two new releases of the week did pull a few fans. “Whitney Houston” beat Brad Pitt and an all star cast in “Babylon,” but they each cleared hurdles. “I Wanna Dance with Somebody” hit $2 million including $750,000 from Thursday. “Babylon” did less well with $1.4 million including previews.

What’s going on? Lack of product from the studios, and marketing that’s turned away from getting people into theaters. Also, streaming is doing to movies what it already did to CD sales. It’s eating it from within. The digital revolution is just that. It’s sent everyone home.

Humbug.

Barack Obama Picks Best Movies, Music of 2023, Skips “Nope,” “Emancipation,” “Wakanda,” Drake, Lizzo, Cardi B

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Barack Obama’s favorite movie of the year was Steven Spielberg’s “The Fabelmans.” On his annual list of films, Obama did not include “Nope,” or “Wakanda Forever,” as well as “Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance with Somebody.”

I don’t know if Obama– the president who preceded Joe Biden– eschewed the Black filmmakers of the year on purpose, or just forgot about them. He also steered very clear of Will Smith and “Emancipation.”

In music, Obama’s choices skipped both The Weeknd and Drake. Curiously both of those artists skip the Grammys. Maybe Obama was being pro-Recording Academy. Aside from Beyonce, Obama went for mostly music that wasn’t top 40. No Lizzo, for example, or Cardi B or Megan Thee Stallion. No Chris Brown.

Obama also issued a list of best books of 2022. His favorite was “The Light We Carry” by his wife Michelle. He writes: “I’m a bit biased on this one.”

“Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance with Somebody” Scores a 95% With Audience on Rotten Tomatoes, Hollywood “Trades” Give Thumbs Up

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When I saw the Whitney Houston biopic last week, I really liked it and said so.

Since then, both of the Hollywood trades — Variety and the Hollywood Reporter — agreed with me. So did a lot of major critics around the country, from places like the Chicago Tribune, the Wall Street Journal, The Boston Globe, and Rolling Stone. Not bad!

“I Wanna Dance” also scored last night with the public. Fifty five reviews were published by civilian reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes. The Kasi Lemmons movie scored a 95% with them! People love this movie.

Naomi Ackie is wonderful as Whitney, plus two performances– Tamara Tunie as Whitney’s famous mom, Cissy Houston, and Clarke Peters as her dad, John Houston — are impeccable. Stanley Tucci is a stand out as Clive Davis. It’s kind of eerie how good he is!

How many times can you see “Avatar”? It’s an animated movie! The people in Whitney are actually very animated! You will love them.

And yes Naomi does a little of her own singing, but it’s mostly Whitney. The production used rare, live performances that will have you singing along!

The Writer Behind Mariah Carey’s “Christmas” Says Her Story About Writing it Herself as a Teen is “A Tall Tale”

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Mariah Carey’s long ago co-writer of her many hits says on a podcast today: “She doesn’t play anything, she doesn’t play keyboard or piano. She doesn’t understand music, she doesn’t know chord changes and music theory or anything like that. She doesn’t know a diminished chord from a minor seventh chord to a major seventh chord.”

Let’s start there. Walter Afanasieff co-wrote and produced many of Mariah Carey’s key hits back in the early 90s. But now he tells the podcast Hot Takes (click here, on iTunes) that Mariah has changed the history of the song’s origins. He’s fed up that Mariah keeps saying she wrote the song when she was a kid. He knows the truth. He wrote it.

Again, “She doesn’t understand music.”

Remember, I’ve told you many times about the countless plagiarism suits and settlements behind Mariah’s hits including “Emotions,” and many others. There was a famous legal dispute over the lyrics to “Hero,” for which Afanasieff wrote the music.

When Carey was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame this year she didn’t even mention the dozens of composers who actually wrote her hits. Afanasieff wasn’t alone in the omission. Ben Margulies, who Afanasieff cites in the podcast, wrote most of her first and second albums. Others included Babyface, Dave Hall, and so on.

Afansieff says that once they finished “All I Want for Christmas,” that was the end of their relationship. Carey started taking the credit for the song. It would be twenty years before he’d hear from her again. And even then, he says on the podcast, she wanted something from him, promised to get in touch, and never contacted him again.

Afanasieff says Carey’s assertion now that she wrote “Christmas” years before they met is simply untrue. He says, “to claim that she wrote a very complicated chord-structured song with her finger on a Casio keyboard when she was a little girl, it’s kind of a tall tale.’

The podcast, from Jess Rothchild, must be listened to by all Mariah Carey fans. It’s enlightening beyond even Mariah. Afanasieff should write a book at this point. Other artists he composed for, like Celine Dion, would take cover! Afanasieff is equally unsparing about today’s pop stars like BTS. “Paul Simon never said Oh that’s that song on the radio, I’m going to write a song like that.’ He just writes whatever he wants.”

Afanasieff also criticizes Beyonce for her latest single. “It has nine songwriters. Nine!” He’s blistering about former “American Idol” star Pia Toscano and how she got screwed out of a career. (Read Toscano’s account in Billboard here.)

Compounding Carey’s problems on “All I Want for Christmas” is a lawsuit filed last year from a songwriter who says he wrote a similar song with the same title at least four years earlier, in 1990. He’s not just blowing smoke. The record was released under the name Vince Vance and the Valiants, sung by a female singer named Lisa Layne. It’s pretty clear Mariah knew the song existed when she sat down to write “Christmas” with Afanasieff.

UPDATE: The lawsuit was settled in November, officially cited as “Dismissed without prejudice.”

Afanasieff says, “Since the 90s we’ve seen the dismantling of the songwriting process.”

Review: Wendell Pierce’s Willy Loman Reinvents Greatest American Drama, “Death of a Salesman”

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Almost four years ago I ran into the great actor Wendell Pierce sitting in the lobby of the Four Seasons hotel in Los Angeles following a Hollywood event. He had a script in his hand, and I asked him what it was? He replied that he was going to open in “Death of a Salesman” in London’s West End. What? That sounded like a pretty good idea at the time.

Sure enough, the first mostly Black production of Arthur Miller’s towering drama opened that May at the Old Vic to rave reviews. The production won a bunch of awards including an Olivier Award nomination for Pierce and win for Sharon D, Clarke as Linda Loman.

The pandemic and Scott Rudin prevented this “Death” from arriving on Broadway until this past October. Rudin, before he was kicked out of Broadway, was going to bring in a production starring Nathan Lane. When opening night finally arrived, I had a two week flu, and missed all the standing ovations. So this week I caught up with it.

Suffice to say, Wendell Pierce is absolutely electric on stage, and so is Clarke. They are, as they say nowadays, “on fire.” Andre de Shields, a Broadway legend, has joined the cast as Willy’s ghostly brother, Ben, appearing in a blazing white suit as either an angel or devil, take your pick. Two younger Black actors with real heft, Khris Davis and, McKinley Belcher III, are Biff and Happy. Mixed into the main cast are white actors, as well, playing Howard, the heartless son of Willy’s employer, Charley, the neighbor, and Charley’s son, Bernard.

The woman Willy is sleeping with in Boston is also white. This brings new dynamics in “Death of Salesman” even though not a word has been changed. The cast, especially Pierce, gets that and they bring nuances we haven’t see before in the last almost 75 years that this play– and its subsequent movie — never showed. This is underlined in scenes when Willy is caught with The Woman (Lynn Hawley) at the motel. “There may be laws against this in Massachusetts,” Willy tells her because it’s the late 40s, and a Black man with a white woman would no doubt result in arrests. (When Willy and The Woman are both white, you think laws against prostitution, not race.) Similarly when Willy is fired by Howard, whose father loved Willy, it comes across as racism, not ageism.

The audience gets all this, I saw and heard the reactions at the Hudson Theater. (They also get the play’s humor, and respond approvingly.) The director, Miranda Cromwell (she and London co-director Marianne Elliott shared an Olivier for Best Director) is subtle enough not to change a Miller word, but the result is stunning and must be experienced. Cromwell and the cast have opened up a play nearly every adult knows by heart, so that we get an entirely new interpretation and appreciation of Miller’s genius. As much as the Lomans are ingrained in our minds already, eyes fill with tears even more so as Pierce details Willy’s rise and fall. He is really exceptional.

You’ve only got three weeks left to see this “Death of a Salesman” on Broadway. Run, don’t walk, to the Hudson. In addition to the casting there is another change: music. Music was always included in “Death of a Salesman,” but now we’ve got a blues guitar player and a singer (Grace Porter) on stage, and some deeply soulful singing from the great Sharon D. Clarke, who is as known for her ferocious voice as much as her dramatic prowess.

The show closes January 15th, but I will remind Tony voters every day from now until April that Pierce and Clarke must be nominated for their work. The whole production should remain fresh in minds for Best Revival of a Play. This is a landmark, and real theater lovers will never forget it.

Bill Nighy Actually: The British Star of “Living,” On His Way to An Oscar, Has Seen All of Adam Sandler’s Films

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“It’s kind of my area. Repressed men, or at least suppression. Useless with women. All of that. That’s what they call me for,” said Bill Nighy of the major roles he’s offered. The 73 year old British broke through in the US back in 2003 as the incredibly endearing rock star of “Love Actually” and just kept going. (He’s also pretty well known from “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.”) He was nominated in 2015 for a Tony Award on Broadway in “Skylight.”

Nighy charmed an audience at a post-screening Q&A of his new film, “Living,” last week in SoHo. “Living” is a remake by writer Kazuo Ishiguro (who was at the Q&A) of the 1952 Akira Kurosawa classic “Ikiru” or “To Live.” Directed by Oliver Hermanus, “The Remains of the Day” writer has moved the story to 1953 London.

Nighy plays Mr. Williams, an uptight civil servant who heads a Public Works office where he and his subordinates mainly shuffle around piles of documents, but in reality accomplish nothing. Procrastination is the order of the day.

A six months to live diagnosis by his doctor makes Mr. Williams realize he’d been dead until that moment anyway. He was nicknamed “Mr. Zombie” by a former underling, which amuses and doesn’t surprise him. After failed attempts at debauchery, he decides there’s something he might still accomplish to leave an imprint: he wears down city authorities to fund a little children’s playground, for which mothers had been stonewalled by ineffectual bureaucratic cogs like himself.

Bring your Kleenex.

“Living” will probably also net the veteran English actor his first ever Oscar nod.

Nighy said the kind of man Mr. Williams represented, buttoned up and stoical, was familiar to him. 

“I was born into that post-war atmosphere, and everyone was recovering from a brutal traumatic time, and London had been brutalized daily, and although I was unaware of these things, he was the first kind of men that were familiar to me. I’m not playing my dad or anything,” he added. “But I am really interested in him, because I find that very moving, it’s also funny, but there is an element of heroism. It’s not obviously desirable or healthy, and I’m aware of that, but I am very moved by people attempting that degree of restraint, which is,” he added, “bonkers, but that’s the atmosphere into which I was born.”

As to the question of how he prepared for the role, the physicality and how softly he spoke, Nighy said:

“I can’t really remember, but I’m going to speculate to be sociable. I used to make stuff up, but I’m going to intrigue you with this. I think the preparation was pretty much the same as always, it’s me walking up and down the living room carpet saying the lines over and over and over and over again, until I can give the impression that I’ve never said them before, which is my job. It’s not rocket science, but it’s not nothing either.

“As for the stillness, however, I didn’t consciously think about that… I mean he is somebody who’s been institutionalized in grief, having lost his wife at a very early stage of the marriage, and his personality, his response to the world, everything has formed around that like coral forming around an ocean floor.

“I suppose in terms of the physicality and in terms of the vocal thing, I spoke the first line on the very first day, ’cause you never know and you go, ‘Fucking hell.’ It came and I tried it really quietly, and I thought, “In a minute, the sound man is going to come up and say, ‘Bill, really? We’re going to seven weeks of this?’ but he never came near me, so I just kept going.”

(Mr. Ishiguro said the reason Nighy couldn’t remember these physical details is because he never watches himself on screen.)

As for whether Nighy had seen the Japanese film before he got the script:

“No, I hadn’t seen the Kurosawa, I’ve never seen the films you’re supposed to see. It’s like if you say, “What’s your favorite film?” I know you’re supposed to say ‘Metropolis.’ I’ve never seen ‘Metropolis.’ I’ve seen all the ‘Die Hard’ movies and everything with Adam Sandler, and a lot of sports movies where it goes into slow motion at the end. Those are supposed to be my guilty pleasure, but you know what? I’m not that guilty about it, but no, I haven’t seen it.”

A few minutes later Nighy admitted he had seen the Kurosawa film.

“Which was reckless in retrospect, because I don’t know, it could’ve undermined me or something, but it didn’t in fact. I admired it tremendously, and the central performance, I think because it was so different from anything I would imagine myself delivering, that I didn’t feel oppressed by it or daunted by it, and perhaps I should’ve been but I didn’t. I did watch it just once, and then I got superstitious about it… it’s too much information I don’t need and it’s not the film (I’m making)… I’ve never done a film that was an adaptation of a film before or a reimagining of a film before, so it was a unique situation.”

As for the urge to procrastinate and how this movie reminds us to make the most of our time, Nighy said,

“I procrastinate at an Olympic level, where when I die there will be a long list of things I just didn’t quite get ’round to. I get a kind of kick out of it, I get an obviously sort of toxic bang out of it. I actually love not doing stuff, and I’m not even ashamed of it because I do quite a lot of other stuff because people arrange for me to do it… Anyway, I am seriously interested in the way that an individual tendency, a personal tendency of that kind can be expressed in society, and that you have institutions of that size and complexity that are designed simply to prevent stuff from happening, that governments are involved in to a large degree.”