Wait: that headline didn’t mention the special effects. But “Jurassic Park” is back as “Jurassic World,” with special effect that really will amaze you. I saw it in 2D but I think 3D viewers are really going to marvel– as well as scream, and jump back– when they see the dinosaurs chomping away in this film.

But I digress: the 2015 “Jurassic World” is a big jump from the 1993 original. That movie was pretty advanced, certainly. There were two sequels, which I never saw. But the premise here is that a billionaire bought the old Jurassic Park, turned it into a theme park, and it’s a raving success. Unfortunately, they are also developing synthetic dinos, home grown Godzillas. You know it’s all going to go so very wrong.

For some reason, Judy Greer and Andy Buckley (David Wallace from The Office) let their two boys go to visit their aunt Claire, a a stuck up seeming business gal who who runs the Park and has no time for them. That’s Bryce Dallas Howard, who I could watch all day as she runs the park and flirts with Owen (Chris Pratt), who’s the Dino Whisperer. These two bicker at first, but you know they’re going to wind up together when trouble comes.

“Jurassic World” has stock plots and stock characters, but still I rather loved it, even all the cliches and the telegraphing of who will get eaten or stomped on. That’s all part of the fun. It’s especially meta when Claire’s nephews stumble into the old, abandoned Jurassic Park offices — more could have been made of that, actually. Maybe the next installment will pursue that angle. Somehow director Colin Trevorrow has captured the Spielberg spirit. And you know, if you’re a real dinosaur– like me– you remember that fondly. But it seemed to work for kids at our screening too. And that’s who these movies are for. “Jurassic World” is pure entertainment.

It’s important to mention that the wonderful Indian actor Irrfan Khan plays the billionaire who’s renovated the Park. BD Wong (more lately of Law & Order fame) is a scientist in the lab. These are really terrific actors who give the movie a jolt. Vincent D’Onofrio, in his own post Law & Order career, makes for a very good creepy guy who you’re never sure about.

Judy Greer is not in this movie enough, that’s all I can say. Chris Pratt is turning into a very good cocky self effacing leading man, very Harrison Ford. I like him. Bryce Dallas Howard just about steals the movie, she’s a sensational action heroine and damsel in distress. I think she took a little time off to have kids, etc. But she’s only 34. I hope she makes the most of her 30s.

A lot of munching in this film, but remember none of it’s real even thought the CGI people, painters, production etc get high high marks. Kudos to the art department for deploying the original Jurassic Park type face all over the new park. I can’t wait to see it again!

PS Plenty of commercial plugs, from Starbucks to Beats headphones, and Starbucks, among others. Funny — the only sponsorship missing is when a smart phone gets cracked and broken. I guess no one wanted to be part of that!

Since everything in the world is being remade, why not this? I’m told that “Kindergarten Cop,” the hit Ivan Reitman movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, is on deck for a remake. The new film comes from Universal’s 1440 division, which typically remakes old movies into sequels for VOD. This one may be a stalking horse for a TV series of some kind, too.

The new film will be directed by Michael Don Paul (“The Island”) from a script by David H. Steinberg, who wrote “American Pie.” The new Kindergarten cop is a leading man type with an Indian sidekick named Sanjit. They’re on the trail of a missing flash drive from the Federal Witness protection program. Somehow it’s wound up in a kindergarten class. Flimsy premise, but it puts him side by side with a beautiful teacher and they hit it off. There’s also bad guys involved– this time they’re Albanian.

I’m told producers are looking for cross over names from TV. Since they’ve had so much fun doing a Lifetime movie, maybe Will Ferrell and Kristin Wiig can try this next!