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Harry Styles Is Number 1, Somehow, Despite the Facts: Not Much Streaming, Indifferent Sales, Bad Songs

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The music industry wants what it wants. It really wants One Direction’s Harry Styles to be a hit. And so he is: his self titled album finished it debut week at number 1. Hitsdailydouble says it sold 240,000 copies including streaming, downloads, and CDs. Billboard is going to say something similar.

It’s kind of a Columbo mystery, though. “Harry Styles” was number 1 on iTunes from last Friday though Tuesday. Then it dropped like a rock. None of its singles except “Sign of the Times” made the iTunes top 100. Unlike other recent hit albums that spawned multiple download singles on the charts, “Harry Styles”: produced nothing.

On the hitsdailydouble Song Revenue chart, “Sign of the Times” finished 17th this week, up from 26. It made $78,403 total from streams and downloads. It was Styles’ only song in the top 50. On the Streaming chart, “Sign” is number 21. “Sweet Creature,” an abomination, is number 50. They are not smash hits.

So? What? I like Harry Styles. He’s very engaging. So what if one song, “Ever Since New York,” rips off Badfinger, if another–“Two Ghosts”– recalls the Allman Brothers’ “Melissa”? Harry’s a nice guy! He’s cute, he wears a pink suit! Leave him alone! So what if none of the numbers make sense? He’s number 1. That’s all we need to know.

Music: Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper 50th Anniversary Box Set Ranks at Number 5 a Week Before Release

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One week before its release, the 50th anniversary edition box set of the Beatles “Sgt. Pepper” ranks at number on amazon. It’s been there more or less every day for the last month. The box costs $117.99. Capitol Records doesn’t release pre-order figures, but at this rate the box could be the number 1 album the week it goes on sale.

Is it worth it? I’ve been listening to it for a couple of weeks now and the answer is “absolutely yes.” And listen, I’m old. I have the original LP. the picture LP, replacement LP, the original CD, the updated CD, the CD from the 2009 box set and the CD from the 2009 mono set. And still the production on these discs is so lovely and superior, I’ve put all those aside.

First of all the box itself, physically, is beautifully designed. In addition to the discs (four audio, two video) there’s a substantial book that tells the story of “Sgt, Pepper.” You also get the original posters.  And the discs come in a replica of the original album.

The book is quite substantial, by the way. There’s so much information about the making of the album– including recording logs and replicas of the original lyrics– you don’t need to buy any other books.

But it’s the music that has kept me listening. McCartney’s bass on “Lucy in the Sky,” his piano on “A Day in the Life,” Lennon’s overall contribution to keep the album rocking and not ever cloying (which could have happened), Ringo’s brilliant drums, and George, George, George. Plus, George Martin’s prowess as the Fab Four’s guide here reaches nirvana.

Recently, I’ve been focused on “A Day in the Life.” It’s a masterpiece, of course. You do know the BBC banned it from airplay in 1967 because of “Drug references”? The letter to EMI from the BBC is included in the book. I’ve been listening the mono mix, but there is the ‘new’ stereo mix and the outtakes. You listen to this and wonder how, 50 years later, we’ve traveled backwards from here musically. It’s very sad. “A Day in the Life” rises to some level we only give to Bach, Beethoven, and Mozart. Extraordinary.

Two other important features of the box set– the addition of “Penny Lane” and “Strawberry Fields Forever.” Originally recorded for the album, they became a standalone double A sided single. Once they were hits, the Beatles decided to leave them off “Sgt. Pepper”– which had no singles of its own. Now they come at the end of the mono CD, with work versions included on the “extras” CDs. It’s hard to say where they’d fit in the actual sequence at this point– somewhere before the “Sgt. Pepper” reprise, I suppose.

As I say often in this space, these songs are each stories– every one of them is a story, and that’s why they’ve lasted and grown in importance. They’re short stories, and we know the characters’ names– from Billy Shears to grandchildren Vera, Chuck and Dave, Lovely Rita the meter maid, the girl who’s leaving home, Mr. Kite and so on. If Bob Dylan could get a Nobel prize, how can the Beatles be excluded for this landmark creation? “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club” is the very definition of literature.

More to come…

Euro Pop: Carla Bruni, Mick Jagger Ex and Former French First Lady, Sings “Enjoy the Silence”– If Only

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Carla Bruni is a beautiful woman with a terrible problem. She’s the Florence Foster Jenkins of France. She can’t sing. Yet she continues to release new music, new videos, hoping someone will take her seriously. In this case, the wife of former French president Sarkozy has hired David Foster (no relation to Florence) to lavishly orchestrate around her singing Depeche Mode’s “Enjoy the Silence.” I wish we could actually have silence! Foster is no fool. The Sarkozys have money. He has a studio. They’re going to release a whole album of this stuff in the fall. Maybe Trump will have obliterated us by then and we won’t have to hear it.

This is what money buys:

Dick van Dyke, 91, Had No Idea Who Jim Carrey Was At HBO Panel for Doc About People Over 90

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Mel Brooks admittedly loves nothing more than being the perennially class clown in the comedy spotlight.  He showboated at last nights premiere of HBO’s “If You’re Not In The Obit, Eat Breakfast,” which explores what makes living a vibrant life after 90.  The film is the brainchild of producer/manager George Shapiro and Aimee Hyatt, and is cleverly and thoughtfully directed by Danny Gold.  

George’s uncle and client, Carl Reiner, 95, narrates the film which stars longtime buddies Dick Van Dyke, 91, Mel Brooks, 90, Norman Lear, 94, and features other celebs including Betty White, 95, Kirk Douglas, 100, and non famous dynamic older folk, Yes, Carl and Mel’s classic animated 2000 year old man is hilariously front and center.

HBO’s lauded Docu Queen Sheila Nevins started the night saying, “I’d like to say we take total credit but we had nothing to do with it. I like this crowd, I’ve never felt so young.”  George Shapiro (who also, along with his late partner Howard West, is Jerry Seinfeld’s longtime manager,) George noted, “The cast was literally sending a love letter to the human race.” 

Jim Carrey, unrecognizable in full bushy beard, sat next to Dick Van Dyke. Dick turned him to non-plussed, but as polite and lovely as he is and  said, “sorry, I know I should know you, but I don’t. “ Jim laughed hugged him, said, “I’m Jim Carrey and you’re one of my idols.” Mel, sitting right in  back of them, then started to mercilessly mock Jim’s beard.  Mel cracked Jim up for a good 5 minutes.

As George was leaving the stage, Mel blurted out,  “surprisingly good Georgie.”  When the film was about to start, and the theater was dead quiet, Mel chortled, “Roll em!”   Which of course had the audience laughing.  Of course Mel stood up and bowed. 

 “DWTS” host Tom Bergeron moderated the post discussion, or what turned out to be “the Mel show,” with Mel quickly declaring, “Tom, you’re superfluous, really.  Everybody here is a self-starter.”  Van Dyke, who noted that he “was the only gentile” on the panel He was quickly corrected by Lear, “ we call it goy.”  Mutual respect lovingly showed as Reiner called Brooks, “the funniest human being in the world,” and Van Dyke “the single most talented man that has ever lived.” Van Dyke described his cohorts as “creative giants.” 

Mel told the non-sequitur story of how he imitated the late game show host Bill Cullen’s walk, not knowing Bill had polio. Mel leapt around the stage demonstrating it.  The others  looked owe in awe and smiling resignation.  Mel also made loud note on  how this night was a freebie for him. “They never pay, they never pay.  How funny I was tonight and I don’t get a penny.” 

Bergeron asked the men if they ever thought of retiring.  Mel quipped, “I thought of retiring Carl, but he won’t.”  When he asked them what was their secret, Van Dyke replied, “keep moving.”  Reiner said, “keep typing.”  Lear noted, “keep working, “ while Mel’s take was, “eat bran.”  He also asked the panel is there anyone they look up to.  Carl didn’t miss a beat, “anyone that criticizes Trump.  I can’t go to bed without tweeting about him.”

Other  celebs at this once in a lifetime event, Henry Winkler, Barbara Bain, songwriter Alan Bergman, 91 (he sings in the film), the great singer Nancy Wilson, Richard Lewis, Kevin Nealon, Matthew Modine, Paul Reiser, Larry David, best selling author Kathy Freston and longevity expert, Dan Buettner (he’s featured in the film) and more.   “If You’re Not in the Obit, Eat Breakfast,” debuts on HBO June 5th.  Do not miss it.  

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dick van dyke and pals

Editors note: This photo of 4 actual legends How extraordinary that these guys are all still with us. Reiner and Brooks became best friends working for Sid Caesar on “Your Show of Shows,” the all time greatest sketch comedy show on TV. They each became creators of great TV shows as well as famed writers and directors on their own. Reiner created and starred in “The Dick Van Dyke Show.” He directed Steve Martin in “The Jerk” and made many more films, and wrote bestselling memoirs. Brooks created “Get Smart” with Buck Henry, then went on to an amazing film career. Norman Lear, also in this photo, is one of the most influential creators in TV history. His “All in the Family” featured Reiner’s son, Rob, who also went on to a great directing career.

 

Roseanne Barr Goes to See TV Sister Laurie Metcalf on Broadway, Walks with a Cane

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On Wednesday night the audience at “A Doll’s House Part 2” got a nice surprise: Roseanne Barr was in the house. Roseanne, walking with a cane, and looking a little fragile, was there to see her TV sister Laurie Metcalf, who plays Strindberg’s Nora 15 years after the real play ended.

Soon, Barr and Metcalf will be reunited in the revival of the “Roseanne” TV show on ABC. Taping will start this summer. John Goodman and the original cast members are returning. Why? Money. It’s just about money. There is no reason to revive that show.

Anyway, Metcalf — a serious theater actress– is hedging her bets in case “Roseanne 2.0” doesn’t work out. She will appear next spring back on Broadway with Glenda Jackson in a revival of Edward Albee’s “Three Tall Women.” Jackson– who retired from acting some time ago– is back and obviously looking for a Tony Award in 2018.

Metcalf and Barr shared a light and brief repast after the show at Bar Centrale in the Theater District. Also in house: David Schwimmer, with a date, sitting with a large group that included Angela Bassett; Matthew Broderick with friends; Paramount chief Jim Gianopolous with Broadway producer Kevin McCollum; and actress Pam Shaw entertaining pals from Australia including “Anastasia” actress Caroline O’Connor.

 

The Universe Speaks: Roger Ailes Bought a Mansion for $36 Mil WIth Fox Settlement– And The House Killed Him

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Karma is a bitch.

Roger Ailes died not of cancer or heart disease. He developed blood clots from a fall he took in his $36 million Palm Beach mansion. He and his wife bought the home last fall with the $40 million settlement Ailes received last summer from Fox News as a consolation prize for harassing female employees.

That is called irony.

Ailes had only owned the home since last September.  The house is described on a real estate website as having six-bedrooms, spread across 12,747-square-feet.  The two-story house was completed last year and included interiors with marble and wood floors, an oceanfront pool and Jacuzzi and a guest home. It has 94 feet of oceanfront and spans 0.85 acres.

And it was there, in this palace purchased with money from a settlement for demeaning employees, attempting to ruin their lives, and causing so many to lose livelihoods, that Ailes took the spill that would lead to his death. If he hadn’t done all those things, Fox News wouldn’t have paid him the $40 million, his wife wouldn’t have gone to Palm Beach and plunked down most of it, and Ailes might have lived 10 more years.

Elizabeth Ailes can think about that, I’m sure, when she puts the house back on the market.

The universe has spoken.

Michael Jackson’s Rabbi Shmuley Is Back, Throwing a Charity Gala for Where Charity Begins: At Home

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Shmuley Boteach is back. “America’s Rabbi” once told the UK Independent that the 11th Commandment was “thou shalt do anything for publicity and recognition.” You know Shmuley, supporter of Trump, such a good friend of Steve Bannon that he Tweeted out a selfie in the loathed White House adviser’s office that revealed Bannon’s white planning board in the background. That Shmuley.

The one time BFF of Michael Jackson (who published private transcripts of conversations with Jackson after the singer’s death) has a long sketchy history of raising money for charity. This Sunday, he’s throwing his annual gala for the World Values Network at Cipirani 42nd st. Tickets range from $500—to tables for $100,000. Who gets the money? That’s a good question.

According to the form 990 most recent tax filing available for World Values Network, Shmuley’s self invented charity generated revenue of $2.7 million in 2015. Who’s getting all that money? None of it-not one penny–went to grants to other organizations or assistance to individuals. But a whopping $701,577 went to salaries. (That number was up from $474,424 in 2014.) Of that total, Rabbi Shmuley paid himself $330,371. Another $300,000 is listed as “Other salaries and wages.” They are not specified. No other paid staff members are listed.

So what is the World Values Network? For one thing, it’s headquartered at Boteach’s New Jersey home.  Its mission statement in the 2014 filing says: “The World Values Network is based on the teachings of Rabbi Shmuley Boteach and his passion for bringing universal Jewish values to mainstream American culture and beyond.” He adds, preposterously: “Judaism’s core values are not widely known in either Jewish or secular circles.”

The 2015 World Values Network Form 990 expense sheet is full of unexplained outlays of money. For example: $700,485 for “public outreach advertising.” There’s $221,020 for “Other.” Total functional expenses: $2,242,887. Net assets at the end of 2015 were $921,443.

On the list of officers of the World Values Network, Boteach intentionally misidentifies himself as “Jacob Botach.” Jacob is Shmuley’s first name, apparently. ‘Boteach’ is spelled wrong on purpose. It’s not a mistake because the same name “Jacob Botach” turns up later in the report under Officers & Directors. Again, the deceptive listing of Shmuley as someone else is intentional. He’s listed on the 2014 Form 990 twice again as “Jacob Botach” with a salary of $273,077.

Where does the money come from? Boteach seems to be raising it through an annual gala. On Sunday, he’s using the Wiesel name to sell ducats. Tickets start at $500. Sponsor tables go for $100,000. Last year Boteach honored right wing Trump backer Sheldon Adelson as a lure. There have been other Adelson-related events as well. Boteach knows how to shmooze and suck up to the right people. Politics are irrelevant. Two years ago he used New Jersey senator Cory Booker as bait. Booker had been bamboozled by Boteach years earlier according to a report.

Boteach has also actually managed to get Sean Penn and Yoko One to his events. It’s unlikely either knows much about the World Values Network. But Sunday’s event– honoring Wiesel’s memory– may raise new questions. There is currently no one in charge of the Elie Wiesel Foundation. I’ve sent emails and left phone messages to the group’s controller, but so far no response.

Pop Charts: Harry Styles Can’t Catch a Break as Selena Gomez Drops New Single, Chris Cornell Kills Himself

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Harry Styles is trying soooo hard to get a couple of chart hits. But every time he gets close, something new gets in his way.

First, Selena Gomez dropped a surprise single that went straight to number 2 in like a minute. “Bad Liar” is a really good bluesy atypical 2017 record, too. When it was released this morning, “Bad Liar’ knocked Styles’ “Sign of the Times” down a few pegs.

Then, Chris Cornell of Soundgarden and Audioslave fame, killed himself over night. This is really tragic. He was a great musician and songwriter. I met him many times when he recorded music for movies. He seemed like a great guy. Cornell was 52 and had played an upbeat show hours earlier.

So now Cornell’s death has sent 9 of his singles and 9 of his albums right up the charts. Soundgarden’s “Superunknown” 20th anniversary edition is number 1. Cornell’s Audioslave album is number 3, and so on. Soundgarden’s 20 year old single “Black Hole Sun” is in the top 5.

And Harry just treads water. Tomorrow brings more new releases. Music is booming for the first time in a long time. But it’s not doing Harry Styles any favors!

Little Steven and the Disciples of Soul Get Their Love on the Wrong Side of Town (Listen)

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Friday (tomorrow) brings the first album by Little Steven and the Disciples of Soul in a generation. You know Steve van Zandt from the E Street Band. We also know him from his own solo career for furthering the career of Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes.

On “Soulfire,” the new album, the Disciples cover a couple of Southside songs written by van Zandt including “I Don’t Want to Go Home” and “Love on the Wrong Side of Town.” The latter was co-written with a guy named Bruce Springsteen. When Little Steven told me was making this new album, I asked if that song would be on it. “No,” he answered and shook his head. His beautiful and smart wife, Maureen, said, “It’s my favorite song. I don’t know why it’s not there.”

I agreed. “Love on the Wrong Side of Town” has long been a favorite of mine. It’s almost a “perfect” rock-pop-soul song. (I often wish Ronnie Spector had recorded it. Steven once recorded her on Billy Joel’s “Say Goodbye to Hollywood” with the E Street Band. It’s on my Desert Island Discs list.) I said, “Steven, I won’t write about the album unless you record that song.” I was kidding, of course.

A few months later, I was told the recording had been done. That I might have had a 5% influence makes me very happy. I love this song. And I love the album. As Southside Johnny sang on another favorite song, “This time it’s for real.”

Take it to the beach, the pool, the picnic. I will have “Soulfire” blaring from my car all summer. What a treat!

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Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key May Reunite for “Get Out” Director’s Next Movie

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Jordan Peele, a longtime pop culture comedy fixture with his Comedy Central co-star, the mega talented Keegan-Michael Key, is now a Hollywood darling as well, with his sleeper hit horror movie about racism in America,  “Get Out.”  The film cost just $4.5 million to make; it just passed $200 million in worldwide box office.  

Getting a head start for the upcoming awards campaign, Peele, producers Jason Blum (his red hot Blumhouse also just had a huge hit with “Split”),  Sean McKittrick along with Jeff Shell, chairman of Universal Filmed Entertainment, recently hosted an event to herald the forthcoming home release of the film on the Universal Studios backlot area, right on “Desperate Housewives” Wisteria Lane.  

Transformed to imitate the scary neighborhood of “Get Out,” the street included a gardener looking creepily at guests while at the next home one looked up and saw the movie’s maid eerily looking down.  The garage was converted to be the bedroom of Rose, Allison Williams’s character, along with Fruit Loops, milk, Twinkles and Yodels.  The now famed video of the spoon stirring the cup of tea was playing in the living room across the street aka, the creepy ‘Sunken Place.’  I asked native New Yorker Jordan how it feels to be the ‘it’  guy now.  

“I’m so glad Hollywood has responded to this invitation,” he answered.  “I can sort of feel what the movie is doing and there are interesting waves.  I love that it’s resonated with everybody, there is no type, race or gender that has embraced the movie, it’s been an equal thing.  That’s the goal for me as a filmmaker.” 

Would he do a sequel?  “ I’m only going to do it if I can make sure it’s better than the original.” What’s up next for him?  “I’m doing a horror film for Universal, he said. (He just signed a two-year first look production deal with the studio.)  

Will his good buddy Keegan join him?  “I’m saying yes, I want him in everything I do, but it all depends if he can.”  Does he think Trump has seen the movie?  Peele quipped, “I bet you he has because he just consumes pop culture as opposed to doing his job.” He then couldn’t resist one more jab. ”Please Trump, stop golfing.”