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Apocalypse Now: Justin Bieber’s Monotonous, Grating Vocals Now Occupy the Top 3 Songs on iTunes

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Yes, it’s a bad time in the world. Months and months of political chaos. LeBron James fighting for Cleveland’s life. And now this:

The monotonous, grating voice of Justin Bieber now occupy the top 3 singles on iTunes. The most odious pop star of this generation has bleated his way to a hat trick on the charts.

At number 1, it’s David Guetta’s new release, “2 U,” featuring Justin. At number 2, there’s a Spanish track called “Despacito” in which Bieber is remixed into a lively number from Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee.

For number 3, there’s “I’m the One,” in which Bieber is leveraged with Lil Wayne, Chance the Rapper, and Quavo.

None of the singles are his own releases. On all three, he’s the guest star. But his name on the recording, so you can’t avoid it.

All of this is the devilish work of manager Scooter Braun, who should get credit for sticking his Bieber in all the right places. On “Despacito” he’s been turned into the mall food court version of Enrique Iglesias, which is evil genius.

Bieber even managed to get on Ariana Grande’s Manchester UK charity concert last week– because Braun manages both of them. His appearance was perfunctory at best, eclipsed by most of the other acts.

So what’s next? Kennedy Center honors? Hey, why not at this point?

PS Braun is very smart. Look at this video. It already 7.2 million views. Are we surprised? Turn the volume down for future listenings.

Tom Cruise’s “The Mummy” Takes in $2.7 Mil Thursday Night: Have Suri, Scientology Scandals Undermined Popularity?

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Tom Cruise’s “The Mummy” made $2.66 million on Thursday night. That’s considerably less than “Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation” made in its Thursday outing two years ago–$4 million. It’s more though than “Edge of Tomorrow”–$1.8 million. It’s actually far more than “Jack Reacher: Never Go Back” with $1.32 million– Cruise’s most recent film.

So there’s some solace in that. But “The Mummy” will be number 2 to “Wonder Woman” this weekend. And if word of mouth doesn’t propel it past tonight, there will be a lot of jokes about mummified, it’s a wrap, walking dead, and so on.

A big hit to the box office has a lot to do with perception of Cruise by fans. By now they all know that he has had nothing to do with his 11 year old daughter Suri, based on reports. And that may be because of his devotion to Scientology, a religious cult that has now been exposed in movies like “Going Clear” and Leah Remini’s terrific TV series. Remini also wrote about Cruise’s weird life in her memoir.

All of these things add up over time. While the “Mission Impossible” series has carried him financially, Cruise otherwise struggles at the box office. “Jack Reacher 2” made just $58.6 million in the US. Even internationally it was a bust, with just $103 million. Cruise needs twice that to succeed on the bottom line. And apparently Scientology is always there with hands out waiting for more donations.

New Music Friday: Katy Perry Swings the Pendulum, Justin Bieber is Like Tofu, Khalid Just Gets Better

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NEW MUSIC FRIDAY….Katy Perry is back. She’s so back that Taylor Swift threw her whole catalog on Spotify to remind everyone she’s the Queen of the Current Pop Pack. But I don’t know. Katy’s “Witness” album is pretty good. Strangely enough I think she should have started the album with its second half. “Chained to the Rhythm” is a great single. “Pendulum” should have been the new single. The non Max Martin songs sound a little more original than the non-MMs. “Bon Appetit” also fares better in context of the album. Katy is a superstar. “Witness” is going to be a hit album with legs…

Justin Bieber is back. He’s like tofu. He takes on the flavor of whoever he’s working with. Last time with Diplo, Skrillex et al with bird noises. This time it’s David Guetta. I quite like “2U” because of Guetta. He’s made good use of Bieber. Bieber is featured on a lot of different singles lately. I think he should just be a guest star on records. It works better…

I am so impressed by Khalid, I can’t believe his album “American Teen” isn’t in the top 10 for weeks. Just 19, this El Paso, Texas R&B prodigy is going to be a superstar. In the vein of Frank Ocean and Kendrick Lamar, but better I think. The songs– they are original, not sampled– are incredibly smart and catchy. The album was released in March and is no longer on the charts. But Khalid’s tour this summer is sold out. He’s blowing up. His debut album will get many Grammy nominations. But that’s beside the point. GET this record.

Woody Allen, Warren Beatty, Al Pacino Surprise Diane Keaton to Toast Her at Hollywood Tribute

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Historic night in Hollywood as Woody Allen, Warren Beatty, and Al Pacino have all shown up — surprise– tonight at the annual American Film Institute gala in Hollywood, this year in honor of their ex-girlfriend and co-star Diane Keaton. Yes, she dated them all, made great movies with them, and picked up a lot of awards. They all love her. (For Beatty, it was a triumphant return to the stage of the Dolby Theater after his Oscar mishap a few months ago.)
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This austere trio was joined by Meryl Streep, Jane Fonda, Steve Martin, Martin Short, Reese Witherspoon, Emma Stone, Rachel McAdams, Morgan Freeman, Lisa Kudrow, and a raft of notables celebrating Diane Keaton‘s Lifetime Achievement Award.

Keaton wowed the crowd accepting her award– she sang “Seems Like Old Times,” the song she sang from her Oscar winning performance as “Annie Hall.”

But the impact of having all of Keaton’s leading men in the same room is astonishing. They’ve never been seen together at all in over 40 years of film making.

“I owe so much of my career to her,” Woody said, doing a rare stand up. (You could count on one hand how many tributes Woody Allen has attended let alone spoken at.)  He then added, “You’re all heard of the character Eve Harrington in “All About Eve.”  Not to judge, but Diane was ruthlessly ambitious.  She made an interesting Freudian slip when she first met me.  She meant to say ‘a talented young director,’ instead she called me ‘her stepping stone.’  He went on to gently rib his dear friend. “Her beauty is not conventional, nor is the way she dresses.  Diane dressed up looks the woman from “A Streetcar Named Desire,” who comes to take Blanche to the institution.  She also has this fear of death.  I told her that you know what’s it like when you get a colonoscopy?  You get these drugs and you’re out of it, it’s so nice.  I told her that death is like that.  Life however, is like the prep day.” He added, “I didn’t know much she loved me until I read her book– and that she was bulimic. I took her to all these $400 meals when we were together. I could have taken her to Pizza Hut and saved a fortune!

Pacino was really a surprise since he and Keaton have not been close for years. “I feel like I’ve known you for my whole life. The first time I met her was at Patsy’s in East Harlem for “The Godfather.”  It was a rehearsal dinner for the intimate cast, with Robert Duvall, John Cazale and Marlon Brando was there. Diane was enamored of Marlon, she sort of liked him.  He introduced himself to Diane and said hello I’m Marlon Brando. “  Then Al did a spot on interpretation of her and said, ‘Yeah, Ok, well.’ Everyone else was confused but I laughed.”  Al ended with a poignant, “Diane, you’re a great artist, actor, fashion, photographer, director, all of it and I saw it all happen.  Mainly you’re a charitable spirit.  I was there and I saw it.  I remember it and I love you and I’ll love you forever.” 

Beatty lauded Keaton. “Diane is unpredictable, suspenseful, sometimes comedic, sometimes tragic. She came up with so much of the story in “Reds.” If it wasn’t for her, I couldn’t have done “Reds.” You were completely indispensable.” He pointed to her and said, “You made the movie.” To which then Diane pointed back at him and mouthed, “You made the movie.”  He ended with thanking her for “your artistry, inspiration and friendship.” 

The night reflected Diane’s unabashed oddball style.  Lisa Kudrow got a hold of a deposition that Diane was deposed at, and changing the names, did her best imitation of the lawyer and then Diane answering the questions.  Steve and Marty then serenaded Diane with a short rendition of “The Way You Look Tonight,” each sitting on either side of her on the dais.  Diane looked visibly moved, until the end when they playfully pushed her back and kissed each other on the lips.

Past AFI honoree Jane Fonda got one of the biggest laughs of the night when she noted she was wearing a white suit. “But not as white as Trump’s cabinet.”

Other A list guests included  “Wonder Woman” director and AFI graduate Patty Jenkins as well as industry VIP’s including; Candice Bergen, Meg Ryan, Netflix’s Ted Sarandos, TNT’s Kevin Reilly, Power lawyer Jake Bloom and his wife author Ruth Bloom, Jerry and Linda Bruckheimer, Jeffrey and Marilyn Katzenberg, Paramount’s Jim Gianopulos, Warner’s Sue Kroll, Focus Features Peter Kujawski, Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs, producer Colleen Camp, Producer/Director Vince Gilligan, the AFI’s noted ex President Jean Picker Firstenberg and so many more.

AFI’s President and CEO Bob Gazzale got the night started by introducing AFI’s founder George Stevens Jr and the elegant Sidney Poitier, who was the first Vice-Chair, (the late Gregory Peck was the first Chairman.)  George noted that Sidney “brings dignity and honors our profession.” 

Richard Dreyfuss, who came to support his longtime pal, was a hit of the night as people swarmed to him.   Other celeb pals included Meg Ryan; her date was her actor son Jack Quaid, Candice Bergen, Andie McDowell, Ileana Douglas, Andy Garcia and Carol Kane.

The AFI Lifetime Achievement Awards airs June 15th at 10pm DST on TNT.

 

Taylor Swift Announces Her Back Catalog Returns to Streaming Services at Midnight

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Taylor Swift is back. She’s putting her whole catalog back on Spotify and other streaming services tonight at midnight. She says that with her “1989” album hitting 10 million in sales, she might as well go for it. Also streaming has taken over the business since “1989” was released. To be realistic, Taylor must do this. She’s releasing new music soon. And if the Beatles can embrace streaming, certainly Taylor Swift can.

Mel Brooks, Ken Follett Among Celebs Offering Condolences for Erudite, Beloved Lit Agent Ed Victor

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Mel Brooks is among the many celebs and authors today toasting Ed Victor, the most erudite and beloved literary agent. Ed lived in London, where he was the go-to guy (if you could get to him) for 50 years. He represented only the best authors. An American, he was always welcome in New York and Los Angeles. We were always thrilled to see him at Elaine’s or Michael’s or the Four Seasons. Dapper doesn’t begin to describe him– he gave Gay Talese a run for his money in that department. Life is too short. Ed, you will be sorely, sorely missed.

Tony Awards Show Snubs, Plus Weird Twist: Christian Borle Will Perform from Closed Show– “Falsettos”– and Not Current One, “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”

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The Tony Awards are upon us Sunday and we can’t wait. But there’s always drama.

This drama is not about Bette Midler snubbing the Tonys and refusing to perform on the show from “Hello, Dolly!” Midler still expects to be rewarded with a Tony for Best Actress in a Musical, but her co-star David Hyde Pierce will lead a number on the Radio City Stage. Maybe Midler will hum something from the fake Seinfeld musical she starred in on that show, called “Rochelle, Rochelle.”

No– this is about the other featured performances on Sunday night. Three current shows, all making money and depending on exposure, have been snubbed. We will not see any numbers from “Anastasia,” “A Bronx Tale,” or “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.” What do the shows have in common? They are all based on movies, got so-so reviews, and no Tony nods. But they’re actually bringing audiences to the theatre district, like it or not.

Of course, the plot twist is that the Tonys will feature a number from “Falsettos,” which closed months ago. And Christian Borle will be in that number, as he was in that show. But Borle is playing Willy Wonka in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” open and running. Maybe he can break into a rendition of “Pure Imagination” during the “Falsettos” spot. Or dress like Willy.

“Orange is the New Black Star” Laura Prepon Expecting Baby Girl and Hit Movie “Hero” with Sam Elliott

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Tomorrow brings “The Hero,” a gem of a little film starring veteran Sam Elliott– who’s having a Renaissance these days– and Laura Prepon.

Last night’s premiere at the swanky Whitby Hotel in midtown brought Elliott, alas, but not his wife of 39 years, the great Katharine Ross, who’s got a nice turn in the film. We can’t seem to get Ross to the East Coast!

Blythe Danner, who co-starred with Elliot in Brett Haley’s last movie, “I’ll See You in My Dreams,” hosted the private screening that included guests like Regis and Joy Philbin, Calvin Trillin, Robert Wuhl, comedian Robert Klein, as well as co-star Laura Prepon and her fiancee (and baby daddy) actor Ben Foster.

Prepon was “out to there” eight months pregnant, and due in July with a baby girl. That’s two big releases in a short time! Both Prepon and Foster, now living full time in New York, brought both of their families to celebrate the actress’s success.

And what a nice turn for Prepon, who came to fame in the comedy “That 70s Show” but has had to be a bit more hard nosed in “Orange is the New Black.” As Charlotte, the last minute love interest of Elliott’s faded actor Lee Hayden, she turns on the charm– and it works. Prepon has a great smile as it turns out. Alex on “OITNB” could use some of that!

Elliott, meanwhile, will next be seen in Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga’s “A Star is Born.” He’s never been more profile after also starring with Lily Tomlin in “Grandma” and with Lily and Jane Fonda in “Grace and Frankie.” In fact, he says, there’ve been inquiries about a possible return to “Grace and Frankie” sometime in the future.

One more guest at the “Hero” party: actor Quincy Dunn Baker, who I just saw last week in Matthew Perry’s off Broadway play “The End of Longing.” He’s white and Jewish and from Vermont. “Were you named for Quincy Jones?” I said, jokingly. “Yes!” he replied. Turned out his parents saw Quincy Jones hosting the 1982 Grammy Awards and liked him so much, they named their baby after the great musician and record producer. A nice salute to Q!

Beatles “Sgt. Pepper” 50th Anniversary Box Set Such A Hit Amazon Raises Price, Set is Still Number 1

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The Beatles continue their run on Amazon’s CD and Vinyl chart with the “Sgt. Pepper” 50th anniversary box set. It’s still number 1 on Amazon, so the online retailer has raised the price to $127.99– ten dollars more than their initial offering. (The suggested retail price was $147 when this all started, but Amazon cut it down to $117.99). Still, it’s kind of amazing that anything so expensive would be the top seller in music. Yet there is it is.

Indeed all the formats of the “Sgt. Pepper” 50th are in Amazon’s top 20– the double CD, the single CD, the vinyl.  This is one of the most successful marketing campaigns in music history.

Meanwhile, in total sales, it looks like the box set will finish at number 7 or 8 for its second week. That means the Beatles are holding their own with Halsey, Chris Stapleton, and Kendrick Lamar. They’re selling twice as many $127 box sets as Harry Styles is selling $9.99 copies of his debut solo album.

Hold on for the final count tomorrow. And if you don’t think we’re going to see box sets of “The White Album,” “Abbey Road,” and “Let it Be,” I’ve got some land to sell you in Pepperland.

UPDATE Bad Day for Tom Cruise as Critics Universally Pan “The Mummy,” Give it a 22 Average Rating

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THURSDAY The RT number is down to 22. Ouch!

WEDNESDAY It’s been a bad day for Tom Cruise and Universal. They unveiled “The Mummy” last night with reviews embargoed until today at noon.

Let’s just say the reviews have been more frightening than the movie. So far Rotten Tomatoes has it at a 27, which is good considering some of the reviews have been much worse than that.

Indeed, Entertainment Weekly’s Chris Nashawaty gave it a B minus score and panned the movie. But Rotten Tomatoes listed that as “fresh.” Nashawaty told me on Twitter he doesn’t decide between ‘fresh’ and ‘rotten’ on RT. It’s their call. (This often happens– negative review but positive count– I don’t know why.)

From the Fort Worth Star Telegram: “Universal is counting on “The Mummy” and its successors to make it a competitor with Disney/Marvel and Warner Bros./DC and their ever-expanding world of comic-book-based characters. Guys, you might want to have a backup plan. ”

Variety: “The Mummy” is a literal-minded, bumptious monster mash of a movie. It keeps throwing things at you, and the more you learn about the ersatz intricacy of its “universe,” the less compelling it becomes.

Newark Star Ledger: “Unlike the old movies that supposedly inspired it, “The Mummy” has no atmosphere, no menace, no romance.”

One blogger said maybe it was the worst Tom Cruise movie ever.

Well, at least we know Cruise and Universal will be back in the fall with a potential hit in “American Made.”

But for now, box office looks bleak. “Wonder Woman” will rope in many more audience members this weekend.

Universal marketing must be cursing the fates. The original plan was no premiere in the US, keep it all in London and abroad. Things just went wrong.