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“Transformers” May Really Be in Age of Extinction with $15Mil Opening Night, Down from $47Mil in 2014

“Transformers: Dead Men Tell No Tales”– no, that’s not it. “Transformers: Age of Extinction,” that was 2014 and it opened on Friday June 27th in over 4000 theaters with $47 million.

Last night, “Transformers: Please Stop Making These Movies” took in a paltry $15 million in over 4000 theaters.

Are we getting a hint?

Hasbro is very invested in these movies, and the real money comes from the merchandise. But if the movie is panned and ignored, it’s not good for the brand. Something tells me there’s going to be a re-think on the “Transformers” movies (I am proud to say I have never seen one of the five) before another one is made.

Jennifer Lopez Taking Big Step Backward, Making the Same Movie She’s Already Been In

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Jennifer Lopez’s return to movies is a remake, essentially, of movies she’s already made. Why in the world she would star in “Second Act,” directed by Peter Segal (50 First Dates, Anger Management, Get Smart) is just mystifying.

According to the press release, the STX production:

“Second Act is a romantic comedy in the vein ofWorking Girl” and “Maid In Manhattan”– which Lopez has already starred in.  “When a big box store employee reinvents her life and her lifestyle, she gets the chance to prove to Madison Avenue that street smarts are as valuable as a college degree, and that it is never too late for a Second Act.”
Haven’t we seen this movie? Plucky girl that no one gives credit to has great idea and becomes a hero. And if we’re making it again, shouldn’t it be on the Hallmark Channel? Or Lifetime? Eck!
Lopez is better in a setting like her TV show, “Shades of Blue,” where she can be tough and edgy. Another one of these “women’s empowerment” comedies is unnecessary. All the people involved should stop right now and re-think this. I can already write the box office report for “Second Act” and it’s not good.
PS I know all the people involved in this are well meaning, but please, stop– you can do so much better.

 

Oscar Winner Ron Howard Will Take Over Directing “Han Solo” Solo Movie

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Oscar winner Ron Howard, certainly beloved in Hollywood, will take over as director of the Han Solo solo movie. He’s replacing Phil Lord and Chris Miller, who were dismissed after shooting a lot of the movie. LucasFilm didn’t like what they saw, i.e. the tone or pace, so “The Lego Movie” directors will get a hefty pay out and return to their own world.

Howard will have to make extensive reshoots, but he and partner Brian Grazer are the most efficient and one of the most successful teams in Hollywood. All Howard has to do is make young Han Solo like a cocky young Tom Hanks. And he knows how to do that.

This does mean that Howard can’t replace Colin Trevorrow as director of “Star Wars 9” if Lucas Film loses faith after the crash of “The Book of Henry.” But that would be very weird anyway since Trevorrow directs Ron’s terrific daughter, Bryce Dallas Howard, in the “Jurassic World” movies.

Hollywood is very incestuous, you know.

Here’s the LucasFilms statement:

Lucasfilm is pleased to announce that Academy Award-winning filmmaker Ron Howard has been named director of the untitled Han Solo film.“At Lucasfilm, we believe the highest goal of each film is to delight, carrying forward the spirit of the saga that George Lucas began forty years ago,” said Kathleen Kennedy, president of Lucasfilm. “With that in mind, we’re thrilled to announce that Ron Howard will step in to direct the untitled Han Solo film. We have a wonderful script, an incredible cast and crew, and the absolute commitment to make a great movie. Filming will resume the 10th of July.”Howard has made some of the biggest hits and most critically-acclaimed movies of the modern era. Among his many films are Lucasfilm’s Willow, Apollo 13, A Beautiful Mind (winner of four Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Director), The Da Vinci Code, Frost/Nixon, and Rush. He also narrated and produced the beloved comedy series Arrested Development, starred in George Lucas’ American Graffiti, and remains a TV icon for his roles in The Andy Griffith Show and Happy Days.The untitled Han Solo film is slated for a May 25, 2018, release.

Watch Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers’ Hilarious Take on Daniel Day-Lewis Retirement: “He’s Coming Back as Another Actor”

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This is truly one of the funniest and smartest riffs I’ve ever seen. Watch and listen carefully. Amy Poehler is a national treasure.

Exclusive: “NCIS” and “NCIS Los Angeles” Adding Two Female Characters, Is Someone Leaving? (We Love Linda Hunt)

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I’m told that “NCIS: Los Angeles” is adding two female characters. I don’t know if anyone is leaving but it better not be Linda Hunt. She’s the heart and soul of the whole thing. (She should be getting Emmy nominations, PS.)

The two characters include a new “NCIS: Los Angeles” assistant director in her 40s. She’s described as “Confident & clever, with a sense of humor, an authoritative figure who takes over operations when needed. She’s a natural leader with a strong presence, but not afraid to get her hands dirty in the field if necessary.”

The other character seems like a romantic foil for Mark Harmon on the mothership show “NCIS.” Her name is Reagan, also in her 40s, and not unwilling to clash with Gibbs. Each of the characters come with long resumes. Reagan is also a psychologist.

The “NCIS” juggernaut continues unabated. People come, people go. But the shows lurch on into history. The Emmy Awards would be smart to salute them if only for the ratings.

A Broadway First: “1984,” Looking for Publicity, Bans Children Under 13 Years of Age

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It’s a first, but it’s a bit of a canard. The new play, “1984,” will not allow children under the age of 13. To be more specific, no one before 2004 can see the show.

I’d be hard pressed to think they’d want to see it. But then again, 7th grade is usually when George Orwell’s classic makes its appearance on reading lists.

The Age Restriction policy is being implemented due to the intensity of the production, which includes several scenes that are graphic in nature and have disturbed younger patrons. 

A press release says:  “The Age Restriction policy is being implemented due to the intensity of the production, which includes several scenes that are graphic in nature and have disturbed younger patrons.”

Well, that should get folks interested! “1984” opens on Broadway tonight, just clear of the Tony Awards and not really part of any Broadway season. It stars Reed Birney, Tom Sturridge and Olivia Wilde. The first two are Tony winners. Birney is a Broadway and New York theater veteran. Wilde is a talented actress making her stage debut.

Of course, the producer is Scott Rudin, who fancies himself a modern David Merrick. He’s got to do something to make people aware of “1984.” Last week, the show made just $301,000 out of a possible $750,000. The average ticket price was $50, which on Broadway is like giving it away. The production only filled 77% of its seats. (Maybe if they let kids in, it would help!)

Good reviews might help “1984.” But New York Times chief critic Ben Brantley called it “willfully assaultive” when he saw when he saw it in London. Other reviews were just as mixed. It doesn’t sound like a lot of fun, that’s for sure. But maybe it’s illuminating. The book “1984” became a hit all over again when Trump was elected, and the play may strike a note in this perilous time.

I can’t remember any show restricting children, not even things like “Hair” or “Oh Calcutta.” New York theatergoers have always been left to their own good judgement about what’s appropriate for the young ones. But good for Rudin thinking of this. He’s taking a page from Harvey Weinstein’s book of PR gimmicks. Always emulate the master!

Exclusive: Quentin Tarantino Says His Fans Will Have to Wait Until 2019 For Something New

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What can we expect from Quentin next?  Well, fans will have to wait.  “I’m writing something now, won’t be ready till 2018, won’t be out till 2019 at least. Doing something else too, but I’m not saying.  I’m lying low for now.”
 
I talked to Quentin at last week’s L.A. premiere of Sofia Coppola’s “The Beguiled,” her adaptation of a classic Clint Eastwood film. Tarantino’s all consuming passion love for films and for his movie theater is demonstrated at the  New Beverly Cinema, which shows classic and contemporary films.  Quentin and his admittedly slavishly fan base have made the theater a rousing success, frequently selling out. “I’m going to show a double feature of both “Beguiled’s,” with Sofia talking after on June 21st and 22nd,” Quentin told me.  “Doesn’t get cooler than that.”
 
That’s tonight and tomorrow night.
Coppola just won the Palme D’or for directing at Cannes, “The Beguiled.” She’s only the second woman ever to win, and the first in 50 years. The Civil War thriller is a feminist remake of Don Siegel’s 1971 movie starring Eastwood and Geraldine Page. The film stars Nicole Kidman as the head of a devout Christian Southern boarding school, the Farnsworth Seminary. She oversees a handful of Southern belles of various ages. Their Gothic mansion, with its overgrown willow trees in the sweltering heat, provides refuge to an injured enemy soldier, Corporal John McBurney, played by Colin Farrell.  The house is filled with longing women. Kirsten Dunst beautifully plays the most frustrated, conflicted  hence rivalries, sexual tension and jarring unexpected events.
 
Longtime pal Quentin had no doubts this was in Sofia’s wheelhouse.  “She called me even before she began the project to tell me she was thinking about it.  I told her she was the perfect director to do it.  Just the right fit.  I knew it then. I told her to do it.  She did a fantastic job with it.”
Others that joined Coppola and Tarantino at the DGA were cast mates Nicole Kidman, Elle Fanning, Kirsten Dunst  as well as Sofia’s cousin, actor Jason Schwartzman, and pals Courtney Love, Mitch Glazer and Kelly Lynch, actor Tim Roth, Paris Hilton, Maya Rudolph, Coppola’s musician hubby Thomas Mars (his band Phoenix  composed the music for the film) and one of the film’s producers, the legendary Fred Roos.
Focus’s chairman Peter Kujawski noted that the film, “is a deeply personal one for Sofia,” and he’s right. Coppola’s skillful artistic take simmers in a Southern Gothic, melodramatic, languid, hypnotic way, with all the actors — especially Fanning (she’s on her way to be a superstar). The always fascinating Kidman and  Farrell kind of steal the show.  His ‘nobody told me it was a house of mad women!’ and Nicole’s ‘Edwina! Bring me the anatomy book’ will surely become memes. Coppola, with her truly singular evocative style i.e. —  “Virgin Suicides”  “Marie Antoinette” and “Bling Ring” — has added one more artistic success to her impressive filmography.  Kudos to her.

 

“Risky Business” Actor Says Ambitious Tom Cruise Knew “How to Balance Oral Sex and the Bible” at Age 19

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I always liked Curtis Armstrong. He’s a consummate character actor from movies like “Risky Business” and “Revenge of the Nerds,” and TV shows like “Moonlighting.” He sort of personified 80s comedy films that would turn up on Cinemax.

Now he’s written a memoir, which will be published next month called “Revenge of the Nerd.” In an excerpt in the Hollywood Reporter, Armstrong recalls shooting “Risky Business” with Tom Cruise. Cruise, he recalls, was after co-star Rebecca DeMornay. But she was dating much older actor Harry Dean Stanton, who was staying with her. So that was out.

Instead, Armstrong recalls Cruise holed up in his hotel room, reading the Bible. And even though there was some discussion of Tom wanting to be a  priest, he had other religious pursuits as well.

Armstrong writes: “Tom’s door opened and another girl came out, adjusting her hair and taking off down the hall, while the first girl in line slipped into Tom’s room. This was a young man who knew something about time management and understood how to successfully juggle Bible study and blow jobs. I went to bed alone that night thinking it served me right for not being religious.”

Armstrong also recalls that Sean Penn, who was 22, came to hang out with Cruise and stayed in his room (platonically, don’t get excited). They’d been in the movie “Taps” together.

He writes: “…going into the room just a couple of days after Sean’s arrival was a revelation. It looked like someone had blown up a convention of rising young ’80s actors. There were clothes covering the entire floor. There was a heady scent to the place, too: a rich musk of dirty laundry, cigarette smoke, alcohol and young white male. The curtains were drawn against the light no matter what time it was. The two of them, like as not, would either still be in bed or lounging in underwear. It looked like a Calvin Klein ad.”

Armstrong also concurs with interviews from the period with Jerry Bruckheimer and Don Simpson about Cruise. When I think about it now, Tom may have been the first person I ever knew who possessed an absolute and voracious ambition. It wasn’t something he discussed in those terms. There was, though, an aura around this good-looking but otherwise unremarkable teen that suggested that anyone who stood in his way, or underestimated him in any way, did so at his or her own peril.”

Sounds like a fun book, can’t wait to read the whole thing!

 

Movies: Transformers 5 Trashed, Han Solo Solo Movie Directors Fired Over “Creative Differences”

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Tough time in Tinseltown this morning:

Michael Bay, who I assume lives in several huge houses around the world, has directed another “Transformers” movie to startling reviews. The fifth edition opens today with a 16 on Rotten Tomatoes, and that may be generous. For Paramount it is hopeful the reviews won’t matter at least from now through Sunday. We’ll see how it does today.

As with Disney’s “Pirates of the Caribbean,” “Transformers’ is not a movie so much as it is a merchandise and marketing campaign. Will there be another one? Oh, yes. The dream lives on as long as there are little boys (and girls perhaps) heading to Toys R Us for a shiny metallic man who turns into a monster machine.

Meanwhile, the other monster machine, LucasFilms, actually fired the directors of “Han Solo” yesterday. Out the door are Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, directors of the “21 Jump Street” movies and “The LEGO Movie.” Kathleen Kennedy, high priestess of LucasFilm, says it’s “creative differences.” You know, the tempo and pace and attitude of “Han Solo” has to be just right. So Lord and Miller are gone, on to bigger things. Now we await selection of a replacement, either Ron Howard or Joe Johnston. The movie remains on schedule because nothing is certain in life except for birth, death, taxes and “Star Wars.”

Alden Ehrenreich stars as Han, and he is getting notes for an interesting book. So far he’s starred in the Coen Bros.’ flop “Hail Caesar,” about long ago Hollywood, Warren Beatty’s flop “Rules Don’t Apply” about long ago Hollywood, and now an imperiled film satire of long ago Hollywood (because you know, Han Solo is Flash Gordon, let’s face it) with changed directors. I hope he’s got a diary with a lock!

Daniel Day Lewis Says He’s Retiring From Acting at 60 Following His Last Film This Year

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Daniel Day Lewis is cashing out. He’s announced that he’s retiring from acting after his last movie, “Phantom Thread,” is released this fall. That’s it, he’s done. He’s released a statement to Variety saying goodbye, adios amigos.

Is he ill? Who knows? I guess we’ll see when he resurfaces, if he resurfaces. DDL has Oscars for “There Will Be Blood,” “My Left Foot,” and “Lincoln.” He’s made tons of good films.

But he’s also always had a strange relationship with fame. He really doesn’t like it. Promoting films has always been a challenge. He doesn’t give interviews. He’s probably the most enigmatic actor around. He’s also the best, frankly. His work, I guess he feels, speaks for itself.

DDL has been married for years to director-writer Rebecca Miller, daughter of the late legendary playwright Arthur Miller. They have two sons, and he has another son, Gabriel, by actress Isabelle Adjani. The Millers divide their time between Connecticut, New York, and Mars, probably. They are very private.

The actor has had some odd chapters in his life. Years ago he went to work in a shoe cobbler’s shop in Florence, helping to make very expensive shoes. This was after he’d won his first Oscar. He also had a nervous breakdown playing Hamlet on stage in London in 1989. Judi Dench once told me he just came to her at the intermission and said he couldn’t go back on stage. He’d been in 65 performances, and received mixed reviews.

Let’s hope this is just a break, and nothing is wrong. It would be a shame if DDL never worked again. Maybe this has something to do with the character he plays in the movie. DDL is famous for staying in character until well after a production wraps.

In the meantime, we’ll have to savor the Paul Thomas Anderson movie “Phantom Thread” until he changes his mind.

I wrote this back on July 15, 2003:

Last week in sunny Florence, Italy, I had the pleasure of finally meeting Stefano Bemer — the custom shoemaker for whom Oscar winning actor Daniel Day-Lewis worked a couple of years ago.

Bemer’s very small shop is not in a fashionable area of Florence, but sort of hidden away and extremely discreet. It consists of a tiny waiting area with a counter, adjoined by a similar workspace. There, a couple of workers bang on nails and try not to inhale glue as they make one of a kind pairs of men’s shoes.

The shoes all carry the same price tag: $1,500 for the actual product, plus $250 for the three required fittings. I tried on a pair of suede desert boots which Bemer had in my size. The price tag for these was $730. They were lovely, but I declined in several languages.

Bemer had nothing but praise for Day-Lewis, whom he called a hard worker. “I used to say to him, ‘Daniel, no one is perfect,'” said Bemer, noting that Day-Lewis would often become disturbed when a stitch was not exactly right.

Day-Lewis worked for Bemer for an astounding 11 months in 1999. The shoe man would definitely take him back. In the meantime, Bemer makes shoes for the likes of Sting — who has a villa in Tuscany.

I, however, have returned to the Timberland outlet shop.