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UPDATE John Travolta’s “The Fanatic,” His 11th Commercial and Critical Flop “B” Film Since 2012 — Gets an 18 on Rotten Tomatoes

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AUGUST 30TH: Has an 18 on Rotten Tomatoes. Pretty much universally panned.

AUGUST 14TH: When John Travolta’s next movie, “The Fanatic,” is released on August 30th, it will set a record held maybe only by Nicolas Cage.

“The Fanatic” will be Travolta’s 11th movie in a row since 2012 to be a total flop– lousy reviews and no business. Directed by Fred Durst, of the rock group Limp Bizkit, “The Fanatic” comes from an unknown distributor. It’s so violent that they didn’t even offer it to the MPAA for a rating. Two weeks after its release, the movie will go to video platforms.

Travolta’s last “hit” was his appearance in Oliver Stone’s “Savages” in 2012. He wasn’t the star, and few remember it. The actual hits he was last involved with were a decade ago — “Old Dogs,” and the remake of “The Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3.”

Many of the 11 flops over the last decade weren’t even in real release. Their box office earnings weren’t reported because there weren’t any. “Killing Season,” in 2013, made just $39,881. “In a Valley of Violence,” from 2016 took in just $39,881.

Even if these films were extremely low budget, the losses on these films have to be astronomic. Travolta was always famous for huge “perk packages” on his movies. I reported years ago, for example, that his rider on “The General’s Daughter” was 32 pages and included a provision that the producers give him a gift worth $1,000 every week. Plus, he got a private chef.

Well, those days are over.

Travolta owes his last career Renaissance to Quentin Tarantino, who resurrected him in 1994 with “Pulp Fiction.” But if you noticed, Tarantino — who has kept a repertory company of actors throughout his films– never hired Travolta again.

 

Taylor Swift Out of Vogue? Mag’s Web Traffic Tanks After September Cover Story Drops, Swift’s New Single Also Craters

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Is Taylor Swift out of Vogue? And vogue?

As Swift plots the release of her new album, called “Lover,” for August 23rd, there have been disturbances in her atmosphere.

Most surprising is that since Taylor’s cover story for Vogue’s September issue dropped six days ago, the Vogue web traffic has fallen off a cliff. Alexa.com, which measures sites, offers a graph that should set off alarms at both Vogue and Taylor’s record company. The trouble started on August 5th, and hasn’t gone away.

 

On top of that, Swift’s third pre-album release single, “The Archer,” which I thought was very cool, has been a no-show on the charts. Cool and sophisticated, the opposite of Taylor’s bubble-gummy hits, “The Archer” failed to hit a target. So far, “The Archer” has garnered only 33,000 in actual downloads. With streaming the total comes to 151,000, which isn’t much. “The Archer” hasn’t shown up on the Spotify streaming charts.

Luckily, Swift’s “You Better Calm Down,” has remained aloft on iTunes, staying in the top 10 most of the summer with a decent 200,000 paid downloads and a total of 1 million sales including streaming. On Friday, she releases the album’s title song, “Lover.”

Swift also failed to save the Teen Choice Awards on Fox this past Sunday from their lowest ratings ever. She’s set to appear next on the MTV Video Music Awards on August 26th, three days after the album’s release. Those ratings, plus the initial weekend sales for “Lover,” should tell us a lot about Taylor’s trajectory.

Mary Louise Parker Really Comes Back to Broadway: New Play this Fall, Then “How I Learned to Drive” Next Spring

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Mary Louise Parker really wants to conquer Broadway this season. She’s doing not one, but two plays for 2019-2020.

First up, Parker is already on the marquee at Studio 54 with “The Sound Inside,” with Will Hochman. It’s directed by David Cromer, and written by Adam Rapp. The producer is the great and indefatigable Jeffrey Richards, who is leasing Studio 54 from the Roundabout Theater.

But Parker isn’t stopping there. On March 27th, 2020, she’ll return to the theater with a revival of “How I Learned to Drive” co-starring David Morse. This is a double revival, since Parker and Morse were in the original 1997 off Broadway production of “Drive.”

This is the production that she will hope takes her to the Tony awards. Morse was a Tony nominee last year, and everyone loves playwright Paula Vogel. This will also be in a subscription house, Manhattan Theater Club. Parker w0n a Tony a in 1991 for “Proof.”

Wait? “Proof” was in 1991. Jeez Louise. Time flies!

Forget “The Crown”! Princess Diana Musical is Coming to Broadway Next Spring, and it’s Not Called “Candle in the Wind”

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We just can’t get enough of those British royals!

“The Crown” is returning in November. And every day Prince Harry and Megan Markle are in the news if they sneeze, or wear paisley.

Now the tragic saga of Princess Diana, Harry’s late mother, is coming to Broadway from its premiere at the LaJolla Playhouse in San Diego. No, it’s not called “Candle in the Wind.” It’s a musical, called “Diana,” and it hits town at the Longacre Theater on March 2, 2020 with an opening night of March 31st.

Jeanna de Waal, acclaimed for her performance in the title role when the show premiered at the La Jolla Playhouse, will lead the cast on Broadway. She will be joined by Roe Hartrampf as “Prince Charles,”  Erin Davie as “Camilla Parker Bowles,” and two-time Tony Award-winner Judy Kaye as “Queen Elizabeth,” all of whom will be reprising their roles for Broadway. Christopher Ashley is directing, and the music is from Bon Jovi’s David Bryan, and Joe DiPietro. They wrote the songs for the musical, “Memphis.”

I am hopeful that there will be a song called “I Want to Be Your Tampon,” which is what Charles said to Camilla and was then parodied on “SNL.” Also hoping for characters based on James Hewitt, and Dodi Fayed, Diana’s two main boyfriends from her time in the sun.

 

Trailer for New Bruce Willis Movie Raises a Lot of Questions: “Die Hard” Star is Second Billed to TV Actor Michael Chiklis

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Bruce Willis barely had any dialogue in Night Shyamalan’s “Glass.” If you look at the movie, he’s hidden in robes or filmed from behind.

Soon he will appear in just the first few minutes of Edward Norton’s “Motherless Brooklyn” before his character is killed off. (No spoilers, it’s based on novel.)

Now comes the first of three B movies he’s made for VOD. This one is called “10 Minutes Gone.” In the new trailer, released today, Willis is second billed to Michael Chiklis, star of the 2000s TV hit “The Shield.” Chiklis is a nice guy, but his chief attribute here is that he’s bald, like Willis, and resembles Willis. From the trailer, it sure looks like Chiklis is the star of “10 Minutes Gone.” Indeed, all the scenes with Willis in the trailer look like he was only in one scene– and has little to say.

Over the last couple of years, Willis has sold almost all of his real estate. He and his second wife, Emma Willis, and two young daughters just packed up their Bedford Hills, NY home, which is on the market. They’ve moved back to Los Angeles.

Willis — mostly from “Die Hard — was once the top box office star. Beginning with the “Moonlighting” TV series in the late 80s, he’s been a celebrity fixture. He’s starred in dozens of films, some good, some bad, and lately odd. He’s got two more of these low budget films coming over the next year, “The Long Night” and “Trauma Center,” in which he will also be “featured”– sort of in the movie and not.

It was four years ago, in the fall of 2015, when Willis had trouble remembering his lines on Broadway in the stage version of “Misery.” At the time, he was supposed to film Woody Allen’s “Cafe Society,” but left after filming for a few days. (He was replaced by Steve Carell.) Willis said it was too taxing to do both projects simultaneously.

Willis has had such a great career, and so many millions of fans, this clip just seems like the beginning of an unworthy exit. He’s too nice, and has given us too much entertainment, for things to end this way:

 

 

Toronto Film Festival Adds Mick Jagger in “Burnt Orange Heresy,” and “The Aeronauts” from Amazon Studios with Eddie Redmayne, Felicity Jones

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Mick Jagger is coming to the Toronto Film Festival. You can’t get always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you get what you need. And we need Mick! Jagger co-stars in “The Burnt Orange Heresy,” just added as a gala to TIFF. Also added is “The Aeronauts” from Amazon Studios with Eddie Redmayne and Felicity Jones. If this were a Miramax movie in 2002, it would win the Oscar. It’s about balloon racing in the 1800s.

Lots of great new special presentations, too, including the filmed version of Kerry Washington’s Broadway play, “American Son.” ​

GALAS 2019
The Aeronauts ​
Tom Harper | United Kingdom
Canadian Premiere
The Burnt Orange Heresy ​
Giuseppe Capotondi | USA/United Kingdom
North American Premiere
SPECIAL PRESENTATIONS 2019
American Son ​
Kenny Leon | USA
World Premiere
Deerskin​

(​Le Daim​)​

Quentin Dupieux | France
International Premiere
Dirt Music ​
Gregor Jordan | United Kingdom/Australia
World Premiere
The Elder One ​
(​Moothon​)​

Geetu Mohandas | India
World Premiere
Guns Akimbo ​
Jason Lei Howden | Germany/New Zealand
World Premiere
Human Capital​

Marc Meyers | USA
World Premiere
Jungleland ​
Max Winkler | USA
World Premiere
Lucy in the Sky ​
Noah Hawley | USA
World Premiere
Lyrebird ​
Dan Friedkin | USA
International Premiere
Mosul ​
Matthew Michael Carnahan | USA
North American Premiere
Seberg ​
Benedict Andrews | USA/United Kingdom
North American Premiere
Sibyl ​
Justine Triet | France/Belgium
North American Premiere
SYNCHRONIC ​
Aaron Moorhead, Justin Benson | USA
World Premiere
The Truth ​
(​La vérité​)​

Hirokazu Kore-eda | France/Japan
North American Premiere
Wasp Network ​
Olivier Assayas | France, Brazil, Spain, Belgium
North American Premiere
Waves ​
Trey Edward Shults | USA
International Premiere
Albert Shin’s ​Clifton Hill ​was previously announced as part of the Special Presentations programm

Netflix Sets a Date for the Return of “The Crown,” See Oscar Winner Olivia Colman as the New Queen Elizabeth II

Netflix has set a date for the return of “The Crown,” the wildly popular series about Queen Elizabeth II. Claire Foy was the award winning young queen, but now we have Oscar winner Olivia Colman ready to take over.

Also in the cast: Tobias Menzies as Prince Phillip, Oscar nominee and Emmy winner Helena Bonham Carter as Princess Margaret, Ben Daniels as Tony Armstrong-Jones, Josh O’Connor as Prince Charles, Erin Doherty as Princess Anne, Marion Bailey as The Queen Mother and Jason Watkins as Prime Minister Harold Wilson. The third season spans 1964-1977.

Colman appears in this little teaser below. She looks pretty imperious. I’m waiting to see series 4 or 5 when she finds out Andrew is a friend of Jeffrey Epstein!

Petra Nemcova, the Great Philanthropist, Model, Humanitarian, Beauty Got Married Last Week and No One Noticed

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One of my all time favorite people, Petra Nemcova, finally got married. The great beauty didn’t wait for me! No, seriously, the lucky guy was Ben Larretche, they’ve known each other for about three years. They tied the knot August 2nd in Sedona, Arizona with little fanfare, very Petra style. Mucho congrats!

Petra has been engaged three times in the past, most famously and sadly to Simon Atlee, who died in the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. Since then, Petra has become a world class philanthropist and activist, building schools and helping children in all parts of the world. She is quite remarkable.

But now maybe she can take a break and focus on herself. She deserves it!

 

East Hampton Authors’ Night: Elvis, Impeachment, Mobsters, and Dr. Ruth’s Sex For — or With – Dummies

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Patti Kenner– New York’s hostess with the mostest–is the person to know on East Hampton Author’s Night. A Manhattan mainstay philanthropist who is hands on– literally, she serves her own seated dinner parties and buses them– Kenner is the engine behind bringing a phalanx of authors to a tented book fair on the EH/Amagansett border that included meet and greets and autographs.

The tents were full, as authors from far and wide sat with huge piles of books on their tables, and book lovers roamed noshing from sandwich trays and the raw bar, taking photos with Alec Baldwin, Roseanne Cash, Candace Bushnell, Douglas Brinkley, and Amy Zerner and Monte Farber who gamely threw in a tarot reading as they were signing their many books on astrology. David Browne signed copies and shared gossip about his excellent new music bio of “Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young.”

Needless to say, Vicky Ward, the journalist/author who had written a highly edited 2003 Vanity Fair story about Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual proclivities, did not show up for Authors Night. Epstein, taken off of suicide watch, had been found dead in his jail cell that morning and Ward was for sure doing press elsewhere. Her provocative book, “Kushner, Inc.: Greed, Ambition, Corruption. The Extraordinary Story of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump,” would have to wait.

The event began to slow by 7:30 with cars queuing up to leave the large field, many going off to dinners with their favorite authors. Bushnell and Brinkley split early, as soon as their large piles dwindled to nothing, off for their respective dinners.

We were lucky enough to end up at Patti Kenner’s East Hampton home, where we celebrated the work of not one, as our host pointed out, but four authors starting with 91 year old wunderkind Dr. Ruth Westheimer who could now be called a movie star, said Kenner, as well as an author of numerous books on sex therapy.  She, the subject of a moving documentary called “Ask Dr. Ruth,” now on Hulu, was present with her “Sex for Dummies, in its 4th printing.” We asked if it was also “Sex with Dummies,” and Dr. Ruth said she’d head that before.

Next up was Time and Vanity Fair contributor Richard Zoglin with his new book, “Elvis in Vegas: How the King Reinvented the Las Vegas Show,” published just in time for the 50th anniversary of his historic comeback, July 31, 1969.”Everybody’s talking about the 50th anniversary of Woodstock,” Zoglin said, “but something else really important happened that summer, too.”

Kenner, she reminded us, had not one but four authors at her dinner, a real treat. Former New York Congresswoman Elizabeth Holtzman, who came to fame on the Watergate House Judiciary Committee in 1973, brought her new book,”The Case for Impeaching Trump.” Now a very youthful looking 78, Holtzman made  a compelling case for Trump’s removal with an inspirational and persuasive argument that everyone should read.

Writer Jeffrey Sussman had the intimate crowd in thrall for his Boxing With the Mob: The Notorious History of the Sweet Science.” Sussman is an expert on the mob and sports. When we asked if Don King was part of this new book, he told us that King’s lawyers threatened to sue if his name were mentioned, and that his publisher advised him to leave it alone…for now. Note to all: Don King is 87, and he’s not going to live for ever. What a book that will be one day!

And Patti Kenner? The intrepid owner of the 90 year old Campus Coach bus company already had her house cleaned up and ready for the next fundraiser as we were swept out the door by 10:30pm. There’s no rest for the weary do-gooder.

 

 

 

Surprise! (Not!!) Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Call it Quits Officially After 8 Months: Her Album, His Movie Each Flopped

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What a shock. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have ended the marriage that started on the spur of the moment back on Boxing Day, December 26th. It’s hard to believe, isn’t?

No, it’s not. Their publicist says they’re still committed to parenting their pets.

Well, Miley’s Instagram stopped having photos of Liam in early May, when they attended Anna Wintour’s Halloween Ball at the Metropolitan Museum. From then on, it’s pictures of Miley in bikinis, no wedding ring. So it’s possible this all ended well before May 1st.

Failure fuels celebrity marriages. Miley’s “She is Coming” album was a botched experiment, selling just about no copies. Liam’s “Isn’t it Romantic?” romcom went belly up at the box office. So there were no Champagne corks popping in their household.

But how could it have worked anyway? Miley, who had already announced she was gay, told a magazine that she was queer, and that sex was not a big part of marriage. Liam could not have been amused. She said: “The reason that people get married sometimes can be old-fashioned, but I think the reason we got married isn’t old-fashioned—I actually think it’s kind of New Age. We’re redefining, to be fucking frank, what it looks like for someone that’s a queer person like myself to be in a hetero relationship. A big part of my pride and my identity is being a queer person. What I preach is: People fall in love with people, not gender, not looks, not whatever. What I’m in love with exists on almost a spiritual level. It has nothing to do with sexuality. Relationships and partnerships in a new generation—I don’t think they have so much to do with sexuality or gender. Sex is actually a small part, and gender is a very small, almost irrelevant part of relationships.”

I would guess that’s when Liam headed for the hills.

So now what? Miley and Liam already broke up once, when she took a “Wrecking Ball” to her life and career. That move worked, but nothing has since then. When she made up with Hemsworth, Miley went G rated with the “Younger Now” album. Huge flop. She tried to spice things up with “She is Coming,” but that was a strike out. At 26, she has the luxury of trying many different musical genres before settling down at 40 to a country residency in Branson.

Good luck! And god bless!