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Martin Scorsese’s “The Irishman” Will Play Broadway Theater the Belasco for One Month Beginning November 1st

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The whole theaters vs. Netflix thing re Martin Scorsese’s “The Irishman” has taken an interesting turn. “The Irishman” will play for one month at Broadway’s Belasco Theater, which will be retrofitted for showing the movie.

Theater chains have balked at showing Netflix and Amazon movies in their theaters because of the short windows before the movies are played on their TV platforms. There is still no list of theaters for “The Irishman,” which will be up for many Oscars and is highly anticipated in New York, of all places.

Without the Ziegfeld Theater (still can’t believe it’s a catering hall– the owners should drowned in stale popcorn) New York doesn’t have a “movie palace” to debut important films.

The Belasco, owned by the Shuberts, is a grand palace that seats 1,000 people. Bryan Cranston in “Network” just played there. The theater has a long, storied history. Hit shows have included the ridiculous–“Oh Calcutta!” and “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” — to the sublime, like Stephen Sondheim’s “Follies” and and the amazing 1997 production of “A Doll’s House” with Janet McTeer.

Netflix will run “The Irishman” there from November 1st to December 1st, which is a few days longer than their original planned theater run (it was supposed to end November 27).

The Belasco is right next door to the great Cafe Un, Deux, Troi aka One, Two, Three. Last spring I was sitting in the window having dinner when Tony Goldwyn popped up during “Network”– it’s part of the show. Make your reservation now! Ask for Jose.

Rihanna Releases Her Version of Kramer’s Coffee Table Book, with Its Own Marble Stand, Weighs 2000 Pounds

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Rihanna — you know, the hottest name in music and fashion — is constantly marketing herself in interesting ways. And just in time for Recession Christmas. (This sort of over the top stuff is what brought down the stock market in 1987 and 2008, btw.)

Now comes her coffee table book called “Rihanna: Luxury Supreme” in three editions, from Phaidon. One of the editions, “Rihanna: Fenty x Phaidon” comes with its own stand a la Kramer’s coffee table book that he debuted on “Regis and Kathie Lee” back in the day, on “Seinfeld.”

There’s a Luxury edition that comes with a marble stand. It’s sold out! “Stoner” is hand-carved in Nazaré, Portugal from a unique piece of solid Pele de Tigre marble with a soft, eggshell finish. Weight: 2,000 lbs.

A cheaper edition, for $175, comes with its own Kramer-esque stand. It’s only 27.3 pounds. (Our main photo.)

    • The spine is wrapped with a custom-dyed, rose gold, metallic cloth with the book’s title silkscreened using a clear gloss UV.
    • Additional features include: 3 paper stocks, 7 single- and double-page gatefolds, 9 bound-in booklets, 1 tip-in sheet, and a double-sided, removable poster (31-1/2 x 23-5/8 inches | 800 x 600 mm).
    • “This Sh*t Is Heavy,” the custom steel tabletop bookstand (measures 18-1/8 x 8-7/8 inches | 460 x 225 mm) created in collaboration with The Haas Brothers is finished in matte, powder-coated green and mirrored silver chrome.

Wait: there’s a $5500 edition that comes on a gold tray. “”Drippy + The Brain,” the custom cast-resin tabletop bookstand (measures 57 x 43-1/2 inches | 1,450 x 1,105 mm ) created in collaboration with The Haas Brothers is plated in an 18-carat gold color with mirror-finish, topped with a cushioned platform made from high-density, laser-cut.” That one weighs 60 pounds, or as much as Rihanna on a diet day.

Listen, this Rihanna ain’t kidding around. She’s not waiting for the royalties from “Work Work Work” to come in. She’s got about 15 different businesses going. Good for her! It doesn’t hurt that she’s not just smart, but really attractive and has a great voice. And now if you want pictures of her, you’ve got them! I think with that gold tray you could chip off a piece for dental fillings, too! All good!

PS I would tell you more, but the Phaidon press release includes no names or numbers. (I see book publicity has gotten no better in 30 years!)

 

Review: Controversial “Slave Play” Opens on Broadway, Begins with Graphic Sex Play, Ends with a Rape, Critics Love It

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I did not care for “Slave Play.” The only other writer who agrees with me it seems is Variety’s Marilyn Stasio. The rest of the Broadway crowd can’t get enough of it.

If you like it, three pornographic situations open “Slave Play.” They each involve a mixed race couple. One of the couples is gay. Very little is left to the imagination. The conversation is graphic, and so is the unpleasant behavior.

It turns out the couples are in therapy called Antebellum Sexual Performance Therapy, which been developed, two female therapists say, at Yale and Smith universities. The therapy takes place on a former plantation. The therapists are getting to the root of race in mixed race relationships.

The characters are attractive, on the outside, not on the inside. The two hour play lacks an intermission because, if there were one, no one would return for Part 2. In Part 1, we get the picture: the white partners are dating the black ones to feel superior to them, basically. The black partners are working out their self- worth. To drive this idea home, the play ends with a rape, or such a brutal sex act on stage that believe me, you won’t go home humming anything.

The playwright, Jeremy O. Harris, wrote this at Yale and may still be there. The play made its debut earlier this year at off Broadway’s New York Theater Workshop, where it must have seemed provocative and offensive, something to shake up the theatergoing audience. But the ideas are sophomoric, and once you get over the coarse sex talk and associated depictions, “Slave Play” sounds like something being worked out in a college class. Or a parody of one.

The actors are talented, sure. Joaquina Kalukango and Paul Alexander Nolan, the main couple, are interesting enough until they are forced to commit the final acts. I know actors need to eat, but I can’t imagine them willingly want to do this on stage, and on Broadway. My favorite character, Gary, played Ato Blankson-Wood, easily gives the best speech of the night. But he’s a bright spot on a dull landscape. It would be a good place to start the second draft.

The really great part of getting to see shows early is to be able to recommend them, particularly new plays. I wish I could still send you to “The Ferryman,” for example. But if I sent my readers to “Slave Play,” I’d have a Twitter and email backlash riot on my hands.

You can’t win them all. If you see “Slave Play,” I’d be interested in hearing the comments.

With Fox Searchlight in Disney’s Line of Fire, Natalie Portman’s “Lucy in the Sky” Makes Just $55,000

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This isn’t a great season for Fox Searchlight Pictures.

Wasn’t it only yesterday that they commanded the Oscars with “The Shape of Water” and “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri”? Why yes, it was 2017.

All that must seem like a long time ago to the “literary” arm of what was 20th Century Fox. Back then, in the peculiar cyclical world of movie making and releasing, Fox Searchlight was protected by their bosses if they had an off year.

But this year, Fox Searchlight is owned by Disney, which makes comic book movies, cartoon movies, and science fiction movies. Or a combination of all those things. They aren’t good at making movies with people in them, which is how Fox Searchlight survived the purchase of Fox by Disney.

But this weekend, Fox Searchlight’s “Lucy in the Sky,” starring Oscar winner Natalie Portman, made just $55,000 at 37 theaters. Panned by critics, “Lucy” is DOA. There is no support for it.

FS also has “Ready or Not,” a horror thriller (I think, I’ve never seen it) in theaters. It’s made $28 million over 7 weeks, which is pretty good since it only cost $6 million. And it’s made $22 million abroad so far with more countries to go.

Coming up next are two tricky releases. The first is “Jojo Rabbit,” a satire about Hitler and the Nazis. Critics (not me) were keen on it, and give it a 79. “Jojo,” starring Scarlett Johansson and two child actors, is directed by the very ‘in’ Taika Waititi. But it’s a roll of the dice. What film festivals made adore, the public may be surprised by. To me, it was a daring idea that didn’t work. It’s hard to imagine audiences in the Northeast, in heavily Jewish areas, appreciating it. But I could be wrong, and maybe “Jojo Rabbit” will hit a bullseye.

Then there’s Terrence Malick’s “A Hidden Life.” Malick was once a cutting edge director. His “Days of Heaven” is one of my favorite films of all time. But his recent films, from “Tree of Life” to “Knight of Cups” and “To the Wonder” have been incredibly self-indulgent, sleep-inducing, and money losers. Plus, Malick hides from the public, refuses to do publicity, doesn’t do interviews or come to premieres. I’ll say this: that FS chiefs Nancy Utley and Steve Gilula still show faith in him is to their credit. They love good films and auteurs.

But will that love keep them alive in Disney’s world of blockbusters? The pair does have a really terrific comedy in Armando Iannucci’s “Personal History of David Copperfield.” It won’t be released for a few months, but when it does– I sure hope it gets Disney-esque treatment. That’s a film that will turn them around, and fast.

 

“Joker” Sets October Box Office Record, Also 4th Highest R Rated Movie Ever, But Falls Short of $100 Mil Goal

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Warner Bros. can breathe some big sighs of relief. “Joker” has broken the record for October movie openings with $93.5 million. No one got hurt. It’s the fourth highest opening weekend for an R rated movie.

But “Joker” falls short of the $100 million it was hyped to achieve. Big deal. After a season of tough showings including “The Goldfinch,” Todd Phillips’ film is a ripping success. Joaquin Phoenix is guaranteed an Oscar nomination.

It’s not easy getting to $100 million. Look at “Hustlers,” which will arrive there later this week but not as fast as one might have thought a month ago.

Meanwhile, “Downton Abbey” has hit $73 million, still has a lot of life to it, and has shown that the audience is there for smart, adult movies and movies derived from higher end TV shows. Jon Hamm said No to a “Mad Men” movie, but plenty of other TV shows’ creators are probably scrambling to figure out a big screen revival.

Thank You, Ginger Baker: Cream Drummer Dies At Age 80, Haunted Our Dreams from “Sunshine of Your Love” to Even “Band on the Run”

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Ginger Baker, who died today at age 80, has a long, important resume. But it’s his work with Cream that has haunted me since the age of 12. “Sunshine of Your Love,” “Badge,” there’s nothing else like those magnificent drums. His work lives in the soul, and now it outlives him. Rest in peace.

 

REM’s Michael Stipe Releases First Ever Solo Single, “Your Capricious Soul,” With All Royalties to Charity

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Michael Stipe has waited too long a time to release a solo single. Now, finally, here’s “Your Capricious Soul” from the REM bandleader.

You can download it for free at michaelstipe.com or pay 77 cents as a charitable donation to Extinction Rebellion. Then you get the download, along with master-quality audio version of the song, the video, Stipe’s lyric document, a print-ready poster, stencil and an animated flip-book portrait.

The video is made by Sam Taylor-Johnson, director of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” “Nowhere Boy,” and the forthcoming “A Million Little Pieces” movie based on the book by professional liar James Frey.

As for Stipe, is this the first taste of an album? Please, please, please let’s hope so. I’m posting all this instead of the new horrendous piece of shite by people called Dan and Shay, and Justin Bieber.

Exclusive: Joan Collins on Dynasty Co-Star Diahann Carroll: “When we did our spectacular fight scenes, we could never stop laughing”

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When Joan Collins starred as Alexis on “Dynasty” in the 1980s, she and Diahann Carroll– who played Dominique– really went at it. (Well, Alexis went at it with everyone, really!)  So I asked the amazing Joan to say something about her friend who died this week at age 84.

Joan wrote back” “I was devastated to hear of the death of my good friend Diahann. She loved referring to herself as ‘the first black b**** on TV” and when we did our spectacular fight scenes, we could never stop laughing. She was beautiful, had a great sense of humour, was extremely chic and loved the dressing up box as much as I did.”

By the way, here’s a sad coincidence. Diahann’s Tony Award came in 1962, for Best Actress in a Musical. Phyllis Newman, who passed away last week, won the Tony the very same year for Featured Actress in a Musical. They must be singing up a storm in heaven!

Box Office Loner “Joker” Friday Haul Brings it to $39.9 Mil, Eyeing $92 Mil Weekend, Fox Searchlight’s “Lucy” DOA

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Warner Bros. “Joker” made $26.6 million Friday night, adding it to $13.3 million from Thursday previews. The total is now $39.9 million. This should be a $92 million weekend for Joaquin Phoenix’s Arthur Fleck. He isn’t lonely anymore!

At the other end of the box office spectrum is Fox Searchlight’s “Lucy in the Sky,” starring Natalie Portman as an astronaut who has a lot of personal problems. The film is DOA with just $19,000 at 37 theatres in its opening. That’s just $514 per theater. It’s lonely in space!

For Fox Searchlight, “Lucy” is now lost in space, gone, and not coming back. Out of orbit, etc. They are now depending on “Jojo Rabbit” to get them somewhere, into box office heather or even some Oscar action. I don’t see it, maybe I’m wrong. It’s time to rev up “David Copperfield,” their one shot at a film everyone could like and embrace.

Meantime, their sister studio, “big” Fox, is dealing with “Ad Astra,” another space opera, and the fat lady singing. It’s over. Up to $40 million today. Another “First Man” situation. It’s possible that the audience has no patience for serious space drama after “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” and so on. Who needs contemplative without phasers on?

The Beatles Hit Number 1 with “Abbey Road” 50 Years Later, Dodge a Dud as Movie “Lucy in the Sky” Crashes

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It’s good news and kind of good news for John, Paul, George, and Ringo.

The 50th anniversary edition of “Abbey Road” sold over 65,000 copies on CD and in downloads and finished at number 1 on that chart. Amazing. The 3 CD set with book costs around 90 bucks, so you do the math. Meantime, another 10,000 equivalent copies streamed put “Abbey Road” at number 3 this week on the overall chart according to BuzzAngle and hitsdailydouble.com.

The kind of good news is that The Beatles were smart enough to not lease the master recording of “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” for the Natalie Portman movie called “Lucy in the Sky.” The movie is a box office and critical dud. On the soundtrack, a cover version of “Lucy” appears, not the original John Lennon sung classic from “Sgt. Pepper” or the famous hit by Elton John.

The Beatles have already had their movie success this year with “Yesterday,” a smash hit featuring all cover versions of their music and a real recording of “Hey Jude” at the end.

The success of “Abbey Road” follows the 50th anniversary editions of “Sgt. Pepper” and the “White Album.” Next up in March 2020 is “Let it Be.” As a flourish after that, I wouldn’t mind a remastered, remixed “Hey Jude” album, aka The Beatles Again. An American release, it’s available on line on amazon as single CD disc from the Beatles’ American releases box set.