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Clint Eastwood: Trouble for “Curve” Caused by Chair Speech

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UPDATE SUNDAY AFTERNOON: “Curve” did very poorly, with $12.7 million for the weekend.

Friday: Clint Eastwood’s “Trouble with the Curve,” a baseball movie, is going to strike out this weekend. Last night it made a paltry $4.1 million on over 3,000 screens. The movie, with Amy Adams and former singer Justin Timberlake, is suffering the consequences of bad timing.

Clint, a national  landmark, a great great guy, director and actor, is taking the consequences of his now infamous speech in front of the Republican National Convention. He addressed President Barack Obama by using an empty chair on stage. Ridicule and parody followed. And now this.

You could say that Clint has a double whammy this weekend. Ths speech is not the only problem for “Curve,” a baseball movie. It’s not about the Blackberry Curve. It should have been released in late August, with a graduated pattern like his masterpiece, “Gran Torino.” Instead, Warner Bros. pushed it out to a wide, wide number of screens–over 3,000–a week before the end of official baseball season. And it flopped. “Curve” did about $4.2 million on Fright night. Strike one.

Strikes two and three will come tonight and Sunday, and then “Curve” will be out. “Gran Torino” made $148 million. “Curve” will be lucky to do half that.

The whole thing is a shame. Clint Eastwood and I do not share the same politics, and it doesn’t matter. I am among his biggest fans. His Oscar winning “Unforgiven” is among the besf films of all time. A classic. “Million Dollar Baby” and “Mystic River” are solid, memorable films. “Gran Torino,” I thought, was a masterpiece. And these are just his recent works. Much of the early, iconic stuff–the Dirty Harry movies, “In the Line of Fire” and so many more rank among Hollywood’s best.

Eastwood has always been a maverick film maker. Even though Warner Bros. has released most of his films, he produces them himself. He fell in love with Nelson Mandela and made “Invictus.” And while I’m not crazy about his family’s reality TV show, now is not the time to ditch Clint because of a chair. Go see “Curve” this weekend. And remember: everyone loves Neil Diamond, and he once sang “I am, I said, to no one else, not even the chair.” We forgave him for that.

Stevie Wonder, Elvis Costello Join Star Studded Farewell to Songwriter Hal David

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After this week’s earlier memorial tribute to Marvin Hamlisch, it didn’t seem like anything could top Barbra Streisand, Liza Minnelli and Aretha Franklin at Lincoln Center.

But the memorial send off for lyricist Hal David last night in Los Angeles was another gathering of superstars who wanted to express heartfelt condolences to David’s family. At the Hillcrest Country Club about 200 people gathered to hear Burt Bacharach, Hal’s longtime collaborator, plus Stevie Wonder, Elvis Costello, Valerie Simpson, Marilyn McCoo, Jackie DeShannon, Mac Davis, Steve Tyrell sing the legendary “gentle poet” David into heaven.

There were moving speeches from Jimmy Webb, Paul Williams, and famed film producer Walter Mirisch, who will be 91 in November.

In the audience, lots of Hollywood vets including Michele Lee, Sally Kellerman, and Monty Hall. Lots of people who didn’t know each other mixed and mingled. It turned out that Michele Lee, star of “Knots Landing” a Broadway musical comedy star, loves Elvis Costello’s music. Who knew?

Absent from the proceedings was Dionne Warwick, who’s been singing Hal David’s words since 1962. She was said to be performing for the Pope at the Vatican. Warwick sent a message saying “my spirit and heart are there.”

Bacharach, 84, is slight and a little frail, not quite the swinging Hollywood playboy who was married to Angie Dickinson and Carole Bayer Sager. But very much the Gershwin of his generation, Bacharach took to the stage and performed one of his songs with David, “Windows of the World.” He said, “Hal always liked the lyric on this song, but it wasn’t a hit. It was my fault. I screwed it up. The tempo was too fast and the drums are in the wrong place.” Bacharach, never a great singer of his own songs, was the most poignant of all the performers in the show.

Some highlights: Valerie Simpson turned “I Say A Little Prayer” into a soul convocation. Marilyn McCoo of the Fifth Dimension, still gorgeous, maybe the most underrated female singer of the pop-soul era, was spectacular on her old hit, “One Less Bell to Answer.” Jackie DeShannon closed the show with a singalong of her Bacharach-David hit, “What the World Needs Now is Love.”

But the standouts were Costello, who made a very charming album a few years ago with Bacharach. Early in his career he recorded “I Just Don’t Know What to Do with Myself,” reinventing Warwick’s minor hit into a slice of punk discomfort. Some 35 years later, he still understood it maybe better even than Warwick.

And Stevie Wonder, god bless him: he had a hit in the late 60s with “Alfie.” Now he added literally a virtuoso harmonica solo that brought the audience to its feet. Stevie talked about hearing “You’ll Neve Get to Heaven If You Break My Heart” for the first time on the radio when he was about 12.

Bacharach and David have so many hits, and there was only time for 8 of them, For Walk on By, Always Something There to Remind Me, Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head, and so on, go look on YouTube, Spotify etc.

Elvis gave me a good long explanation of the genius of Hal David later, at the intimate out door buffet hosted by Hal’s loving wife Eunice and their extended family. “People thought their songs were easy listening,” Costello observed. “But there’s no such thing. Listen to the words Hal wrote. If they were easy we wouldn’t be listening to them today, and discussing them.”

Indeed: many of the speakers quoted “A House is Not a Home,” a song of tremendous insight. Marilyn McCoo, who had hits with the Fifth Dimension by Laura Nyro and other famous songwriters, called “One Less Bell” her favorite of all time.

Best line of the night came from Eunice David, a beloved figure in town, who recalled Hal’s proposal. “He said, I live in hotels and eat all my meals in restaurants,” Eunice said. “I knew immediately he was the guy for me.”

 

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Monica Lewinsky Book: Real, or a Viral Election Smear?

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Big news that Monica Lewinsky might be selling her tell all book, maybe for as much as $12 million. Big news except I surmised as much and told you guys last year in this column after I met Monica at a screening in New York. Here it is: http://www.showbiz411.com/2011/11/07/monica-lewinsky-is-just-fine-james-franco-has-art-in-his-genes

Monica said then she had big project for 2012. I guessed from our conversation that it was a book. She has every right to write one. Her life was ruined from the Clinton scandal. She was expected to just go away. Why should she? Now, with the perspective of 14 years, the 35 year old can and should tell her side of the story.

And make money from it? Why not? Since leaving office Bill Clinton has made hundreds of millions of dollars. (And I love Bill Clinton, warts and all.)

So Monica, let the games begin. And there’s no reason why should she be embarrassed or be in hiding.

PS The Huffington Post says the book is not happening, that the stories are untrue. Hmmm….Could this have been just a planted viral item to upset the election apple cart intended to slime Clinton and, by association, Obama? Just asking…

 

Kato Kaelin: Murder, Lies and Audio Tape

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Legendary gossip columnist Cindy Adams is quoting Kato Kaelin, famed OJ Simpson double murder witness. She says Kato has told her “this minute” that Simpson killed his ex wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman. Kato, the ultimate Hollywood hanger-on, told Cindy the statute of limitations has run, so he can say it.

Then he recanted to TMZ.com. I have no doubt Cindy is accurate in her reporting.

Back in 1995, I broke the story that Kato — defying Judge Ito’s instructions– had made a book deal. I broke the story while Kato was on the stand, testifying to ADA Marcia Clark. We published the story in New York magazine, then faxed it to Clark at the court house. When she received, it, she asked the judge–while Kaelin was on the stand–to turn him into a hostile witness. She asked him about the book and he ‘fessed up.

Marc Eliot wrote the book from taped interviews with Kato, and sold it to Harper Collins. Once its existence was revealed, Eliot published the book anyway, dropping Kato’s byline. It’s called “The Whole Truth” and it varies tremendously from Kaelin’s testimony. Did Kaelin get the hundreds of thouands he was advanced? No one knows, but in the 17 years since then he doesn’t seem to have gained gainful employment.

When the book came out, the publisher issued a presskit interview, which appears to this day on amazon.com, with Eliot. He calls Kaelin “cowardly” and says of his testimony that the professional moocher was too terrified of telling the truth in front of Simpson in the courtroom. And this was in 1995.

from amazon.com:

A conversation with Marc Eliot Q: Why did you choose The Whole Truth as the title of this book? A: Because it’s my feeling that Brian “Kato” Kaelin did not tell the whole truth when he testified during the O.J. Simpson trial. As a key witness in a murder case he had both a moral and a legal obligation to serve the cause of justice. Instead I believe he convinced himself, or let himself be convinced, that self-promotion, as opposed to solving a murder, was the all-important issue. The Whole Truthlooks at the “truth” according to Kato Kaelin under oath, and compares it to the much more detailed, lurid and forthcoming “truth” that Kato Kaelin disclosed over the course of five months of taped interviews.

Q: What are you saying about Kato’s testimony? A:Kato testified that he never saw O.J. upset, possessive or obsessed when it came to Nicole. But in our taped conversations Kato clearly talks about O.J.’s rage at Nicole, his preoccupation with her sex life, his anger over her relationship with Kato’s friend Grant Cramer and his obsession with the provocative way Nicole dressed to go “nightclubbing” with her friends. By leaving this out of his testimony, as well as other material that he had already gone over with me, Kato created a false impression not only about the relationship between O.J. and Nicole Simpson, but also about who they were, the kind of life they led and about events that happened immediately before and after the murders of Nicole and Ron Goldman.

Q: What surprised you most as you conducted your interviews with Kato? A:According to Kato, in conversations with him Nicole literally predicted her own murder. And I’m sure he wasn’t the first person she tried to reach out to and say “this guy’s a maniac and is going to kill me!” I can only imagine that Kato was way down on the list of people she told including her mother, her father, her sisters, and perhaps even her girlfriends. What’s really shocking is that nobody seemed to care or even wanted to hear what she was saying. I was also shocked at Kato’s attitude and his seeming eagerness to tell stories about Nicole and O.J. He didn’t seem to care too much that he was talking about a woman who had befriended him and who had allegedly been killed by her own husband — also a friend and benefactor of his.

Q: What do you think will surprise readers most when they read The Whole Truth? A:The true story of the relationship between O.J. and Nicole, the lives they led individually and the details of what Kato saw the night of the murders and the days immediately following are far different from what came out during Kato’s testimony and during the testimony of others. People are no longer shocked at the thought that O.J. may have killed Nicole and Ron, or that he may or may not get away with it. They will, however, be shocked when they realize just how much O.J. did get away with before this happened and why.

Q: What were your feelings about Kato during the work process? A: I liked Kato. I found him very personable, very likable and much more observant than he lets on, as is evidenced by the amount of information he had. I found him very typical of the kind of fellow who comes to L.A. riding on his good looks and tries to somehow convert that into a career. I also found that he has an ability to get people, including myself, to open up to him. I found myself sharing private moments and thoughts with Kato that I normally wouldn’t share with an interview subject.

Q: Do you think O.J. Simpson is guilty? A: Obviously, like everyone else, I have an opinion about O.J.’s guilt or innocence. But what’s more important is how I formulated that opinion — by spending five months with a key witness and hearing a play-by-play, blow-by-blow description of his life both with the deceased and with the defendant.

Q: What things did Kato tell you that haven’t yet come to light? A:The most important material in the book, none of which Kato revealed either during his testimony or afterward, addresses O.J.’s possible motive for killing Nicole. Kato talked very openly to me about an enraged, jealous and extremely possessive O.J. Simpson. He spoke openly about a Nicole Simpson whose life was in personal sexual turmoil and who was locked in a psychological battle with O.J. What was remarkable was that Kato had a “box seat” to the on-going O.J.-Nicole battle and was able to observe it first-hand from both sides. Kato also told me about a conversation he had with Nicole’s friend Cora Fischman. A week before the murders, and just after Nicole and O.J. had one of their blowouts, Fischman had a very troubling conversation with O.J. According to Kato, Cora told him that O.J. was in one of his furies and said “She [Nicole] isn’t going to get away with this. I’m going to take care of her once and for all.”

Q: Do you anticipate that Kato will “come clean” after the publication of this book? A: I think Kato will go back on the witness stand, if he’s not scheduled to reappear already. I can’t tell you what he’ll do when that happens but at the very least he’ll be forced to confront some of his own words. And this time around he won’t get off the stand so easy.

Q: What was your reaction when you heard Kato’s testimony? A: I was absolutely stunned. I happened to have the TV on and suddenly there was Kato on the witness stand. I expected him to get up there, repeat the things he had said to me over the course of five months of discussions and blow the case wide open. I thought I knew what was coming and said to myself “This should be exciting.” Then I started hearing this highly sanitized, fairly innocuous version of events. What was particularly unbelievable was when he denied he was working on a book. I had a manuscript on my desk beside me when he said that.

Q: You include a lot of details about Nicole’s private life, her sexual liaisons, her inability to break away from O.J., her seeming attempts to hurt him, her drinking problem and her flirtation with sexual threesomes and lesbianism. Don’t you think this book will give people an excuse to blame her for her own death? A:What you come to understand in this book is the nature of O.J. Simpson’s rage. Yes, she did push his buttons. Yes, the psychological warfare went both ways. Yes, she often gave as good as she got. But her actions certainly weren’t punishable by death. I don’t think anyone in his or her right mind can say that she was the one to blame.

Q: Have you spoken to Kato again since you heard his testimony?
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No. I was invited by his attorney to get involved in a film deal. But I’ve not said a word to Kato, nor him to me, since his appearance on the stand.

Q: Why do you think Kato sanitized or neutralized his testimony? A: Kato is cowardly. He equivocated or qualified his statements on the witness stand and tried to take both sides of every issue. Further, Kato was looking to promote himself as a likable fellow. Also, I think Kato had a hard time in the courtroom sitting 20 feet from the man who turned his life around. O.J. had tried to help him get acting work, shared the secrets of his sex life and generally brought Kato into the stratosphere of a life he would never otherwise have been a part of. And now Kato was being asked to say “I believe O.J. killed his wife.” It’s not something he wanted to face.

Helen Mirren Will Play Queen Elizabeth Again–This Time on Stage

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Helen Mirren won the Oscar for playing Queen Elizabeth in “The Queen,” written by Peter Morgan. Now Baz Bamigboye reports from London in today’s Daily Mail that Mirren and Morgan are teaming  up for a second go–this time on stage in the West End, and the play is called “The Audience.’ (Some movie blogs are reporting this without the credit.) Here’s the story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2206391/Helen-Mirren-set-reign-stage-Queen-Elizabeth-II.html

Baz, unlike the outlet that lifted the story from him this morning, spoke directly to Mirren. She said she was offered this role in June and considered turning it down. There are concerns about how to age her on stage. But Mirren and director Stephen Daldry work miracles. They will figure it out. The West End run is from February to June 2013. If it’s a hit, I have no doubt New York will see it in February 2014, for a nice Tony run.

Just a thought: QEII, up there in Buckingham Palace, dealing with naked relatives–what does she think of herself being depicted so often on film and on stage? Is she ghastly bored with it, or does she have DVDs and posters? I wonder if we’ll ever know!

Fox News Concedes Obama Winning in Swing States as MSNBC Makes Ratings Inroads

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Fox News must be having a stroke. They’re actually reporting this afternoon that President Obama is polling better in the swing states than their candidate, Mitt Romney. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/09/19/obama-has-edge-over-romney-in-three-battleground-states/#ixzz2719gIO00 Talk about a cold day in hell. Add this story to the news that on Tuesday night, MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow bested Fox News’s Bill Reilly in the key demo ratings, and you can officially say that weird things are happening– pigs are flying.

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/09/19/cable-news-ratings-for-tuesday-september-18-2012/149221/

In the Fox News story out this afternoon, it’s conceded that more voters trust Obama over Romney to fix the economy in Ohio, Virgina, and Michigan. Fox reports that people aren’t happy with the way things are now, but don’t think Romney can make significant changes.

Meantime, all the MSNBC shows are making headway suddenly against Fox News. It could be that Romney’s series of unfortunate incidents have caused a lot of trouble for him and for the conservatively pitched network. Stay tuned…

Mariah Carey Survives Week 1 of “Idol,” Helps Penny Marshall Celebrate New Book

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Mariah Carey made a fashionably late appearance last night at director-actress-force of nature Penny Marshall’s star studded book party. Mariah slipped into the Monkey Bar around 9pm, looking like a million bucks. Kids put to bed, Mariah was on her way to play some music from her new album for the gang at DefJam Records. But first she wanted to congratulate Penny on her funny and touching memoir called “My Mother Was Nuts”– and to show the A list who’s really on top.

Since you want to know, Mariah has survived week one with Nicki Minaj, there’s no trouble, and Mariah is even showing up on time. “It’s a struggle,” she said of her legendary lateness, “but everyone’s impressed so far. I’m right on time!”

Penny’s party– put together by the Peggy Siegal Company and sponsored by Amazon Publishing/New Harvest Books– was a Who’s Who that started slowly around 6pm and was still showing life around midnight. A sparkling Angelica Huston, Art and Kim Garfunkel, Regis and Joy Philbin, CNN’s Ashleigh Banfield, journalist Joan Juliet Buck, Diane Sawyer, actress Carol Kane, and Vanity Fair’s Graydon Carter–who hosted the party with Revlon’s Ronald Perelman–were among the guests. The Carter-Perelman group finally took a long table and added John McEnroe and Patti Smyth, Kyle Maclachlan, and several more celebs before the night was done.

At various points, I chatted with Steve Kroft and his wife Jenny Conant, Gayle King, Wendi Murdoch., Tom Freston, Grace Hightower DeNiro, Lorne Michaels, Jane Wenner, and Hoda Kotb. Concert impresario Ron Delsener put in appearance, as did David Geffen, Calvin Klein and Fran Lebowitz.

And where was Cindy Williams, Shirley to Penny’s Laverne? “She’s in town, but she’s afraid to come out,” Penny said, shrugging. She showed me Williams’ email on her Blackberry. “See?” Shirley was there in spirit.

Penny kept complaining that there weren’t enough books around to give to friends, let alone sell them. When Angelica Huston asked about getting a copy of “My Mother Was Nuts,” Penny exclaimed: “I gave them all to my family and even then I ran out. I have a big family here!”

What a day: it started for yours truly with a surprise phone call from Jerry Lewis, and ended with dinner at Primola with legendary Lainie Kazan and producer Fred Rappoport. In between came Penny’s party, where Cindy Adams was front and center with the famed actress-comedienne-director at the stroke of 6pm. (Cindy is such a stitch, I look forward to her own column about Penny.)

A lot of people were still talking about the previous night’s historic concert memorial for Marvin Hamlisch. I did hear that Barbra Streisand taped her segment for Katie Couric’s new talk show, and it will air next week. Barbra’s album, “Release Me,” comes out on vinyl on Tuesday, and on CD the following week.

Meantime, Penny was shooing away a female reporter with a tape recorder from interviewing Mariah while the pair caught up with each other. I was sitting in the next booth and all of a sudden heard, “No no no, it’s a party! Jeesh!” in a raspy voice. Penny shrugged. What could she do? Her mother was nuts.

 

Greenwich Village Celebs, Billionaires: Get Ready for a Sketchy Pipeline

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Yesterday, 26 works on an oil pipeline in Mexico were blown to smithereens. Forty six other workers were seriously injured. They were working for a company that is now proposing to run a highly sketchy gas pipeline right under a New York neighborhood filled with celebrities and billionaires. Spectra is the company, and they are trying to get approval for a pipeline that would run from Staten Island up the Jersey coast and across the Hudson River into Gansevoort Street–aka the Meatpacking District, or the West Village. If something goes wrong with the Spectra pipe here, the term “having a blast” in Greenwich Village is going to take on new, deadly meaning. If I were Barry Diller and Diane von Furstenberg (they’re right over there), Facebook’s Sean Parker, Calvin Klein, Julian Schnabel (with his art studio), Google (just north of there by blocks), or about three dozen movie stars, I’d be interested in stopping this thing before it gets started. http://wagingnonviolence.org/2012/08/showdown-brewing-against-fracking-pipeline-in-nyc/ and http://saneenergyproject.org/overview/.

How Alana Stewart Survived Being Married to Rod Stewart, and Other Funny Stories

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Alana Stewart is one of Hollywood’s great gals. Gorgeous, twice married to stars, best and devoted friend of the late Farrah Fawcett, she always has seemed to have it all. But Alana has not had it so easy. Her memoir, “Rearview Mirror,” is refreshingly honest about all of it– George Hamilton, Rod Stewart, three kids who’ve needed a lot of attention.

What’s so great about “Rearview Mirror,” which just hits stores this week, is that Alana not only tells it like it was, but she’s pretty candid about herself, too. She and Rod battled — a lot. “We were 50/50 responsible for our marriage,” Alana told me yesterday, a marriage that produced two kids–Sean and Kimberly. Her eldest son, Ashley, is from her marriage to Hamilton. They didn’t battle, really, and became great friends over the years. Not so much with Rod, who has his own book coming out shortly. “I called Rod and I told him I was honest about him in my book,” Alana says, “but I don’t think I was mean.”

She’s not, at all. When you read “Rearview Mirror,” you immediately want to have lunch with Alana. Her book is breezy and she wrote it all herself. She had to cut a lot out–so there may be a sequel. She didn’t get into son Ashley’s marriages, or any extraneous gossip. “I kept it to the stories that affected me,” she says.

Alana Kaye Collins came from real poverty in Nagadoches, Texas. Her mother (she never knew her father) had drinking and substance abuse problems that Alana says skipped a generation and hit all of her kids. She’s been working with her kids and solving those problems her whole life. She was raised by a loving grandmother, then came to New York. Eileen Ford hired her to model, and the rest is history. She didn’t do drugs, and didn’t sleep around. She and Hamilton had a real romance, and when their marriage ended, Rod Stewart was just about next.

A lot of Hollywood folks from the 70s pass through the book: Steve McQueen, Elton John, Carole Bayer Sager, Farrah Fawcett, and so on. There’s particularly revealing, and sweet, passages about Rod’s friendship with Elton John. (They were not lovers or anything.) Mick Jagger with either Bianca or Jerry Hall makes appearances.

Alana is funny in real life and she translates it into the book. In one scene, she’s trying to take son Ashley to rehab. He’s very disheveled. (Ashley has since become a sober, successful actor.) George, she notes, shows up to meet them at the airport dressed like a GQ model, not a hair out of place. (“You have to laugh at the idea of this,” Alana says lovingly.)

Alana is very open, and funny, about the all the therapists who’ve come and gone on her journey. Marriage and drug counselors galore! She told me: “I’ve tried everything except Scientology.” Marianne Williamson has been a big help. She liked Kabbalah. But in the end, she still goes to church, regular church. And somehow she’s come out of this standing up straight. She’s even a grandmother now. And unbelievably, she’s 67–the hottest 67 year old around.

PS Alana picked up an acting prize last year for her work in the indie film, “Delivered.” She says she was shocked. But throughout her career, Alana has acted in films, on TV and on stage. Note to more indie directors.

 

Bits: Aimee Mann, Michael Chabon, Gadgets and Time Travel

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Yesterday came quite a few music releases: the “Bad25” box from Michael Jackson with a must-have CD of demos and unreleased tracks; a new album from Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora that shows, as we all knew, he can sing as well as pluck those strings like a rock master; and Aimee Mann’s “Charmer” album. It’s been over 25 years since Aimee hit it big with her group til Tuesday and the song “Voices Carry.” Her Beatlesque inflections have grown and prospered, sometimes with the help of Jon Brion. til Tuesday’s “Everything’s Different Now” is a lost classic, a CD I never take out of the car or off any MP3 player.

A long time ago Aimee and her manager Michael Hausmann left the label world and started their own company. (Richie Sambora is also on a small indie.) Her CDs are self-released through their SuperEgo Records. Each new release is like getting a Christmas present you didn’t expect. So many great songs are strewn out over the collection, from her “I’m with Stupid” and “Whatever” albums through the more recent “Smilers” and now “Charmer.” If there were still a radio world, the title track would be a hit. Right now I’m also loving “Labrador,” “Gumby,” and I’m particularly fond of a duet Aimee does with talented husband Michael Penn called “Living a Lie.” They should re-record it as a country style single, frankly.

Aimee’s on tour soon, and you can read all about it at www.aimeemann.com. I will go to every New York show if I can. Her music is just too engaging to miss a minute of it. Yes, it’s a guilty pleasure. And very welcome.

…Meanwhile: last night at the still unopened Beatrice Inn, Scott Rudin through a swell book party for Michael Chabon. Rudin has optioned Chabon’s new novel, “Telegraph Avenue,” which they hope to film for HBO possibly. Chabon hasn’t had a movie adaptation since “The Mysteries of Pittsburgh.” His “Kavalier and Klay” almost made it but was killed off at Paramount. No stars at the party, but plenty of publishing and media names. I met Chabon, who is very nice, and his talented writer wife Ayelet Waldman. Between “Telegraph Avenue” and Jonathan Tropper’s “One Last Thing Before I Go,” it’s a good new book season…PS Barry Diller stopped by to see his new partner, Scott Rudin. They’re publishing e-books now. Very smart…

…Wednesday morning I went to the launch of the new HTC Microsoft Windows 8 phones coming in November. They’re very light and attractive. But all they do is make phone calls, get emails, and surf the net. They do not help with time travel, flying, attracting beautiful women, or finding tax free cash. I am old now, and this phone-gadget thing is trying my patience. Were people so fascinated with vacuum cleaners or toasters when they were first invented? There is a limit to what cell phones can do–and we’ve reached it. The hype has become ludicrous. Now it’s all about the Cameras. And the material. And the shape. You’ve got to laugh. They’re just phones, people! And really: if I have to honk at more oblivious young person wearing earbuds while crossing against a light…