Only in the Hamptons, kids: that’s where you run into New York governor Andrew Cuomo at dinner. He and his lady friend Sandra Lee were having dinner with BMI Music chief Del Bryant and his beautiful wife Carolyn at the famed Nick and Toni’s late last night. Cuomo stopped and chatted with us on his way out, and was in an all around good mood. They may have gone to Audra McDonald’s show at Guild Hall, but I never got to ask them.

Nick and Toni’s, started more than 25 years ago by the late (and great) Jeff Salaway and his wife Toni Ross, just had its first major facelift. The food is still great. And manager Bonnie Munshin was unflappable at the end of what she called “a long week.” The new look takes a few minutes of adjustment. The tables are a little higher and the tablecloths are gone. Most surprisingly, the little outside entrance porch has been turned into a formal structure. Change is hard. We’ll all survive.

Meantime, both Debra Messing and Mariska Hargitay were in the audience on Friday night at Guild Hall for a screening of “Gasland II.” The anti-fracking documentary airs on HBO this coming week. Alec Baldwin hosted the event and emceed the Q&A with the movie’s director who played the banjo at the end of the night. Messing was alone; Hargitay came with actor husband Peter Hermann.

And while the “Gasland II” screening was going on, Mike Myers commanded a table at hot spot Sotta Sopra in Amagansett. We missed him, of course. Drat! Anyway, the wonderful manager, Rose, told us Myers was low key but funny and entertained everyone around him. Sotta Sopra has become a celeb magnet in Amagansett, with neighbor Baldwin a regular customer. Besides good food and vibe, the other attraction that it’s open late. A pizza bar functions until 3am. I’ll keep that in mind when Leon Russell plays the Stephen Talkhouse down the street in a couple of weeks.

I always avoided the play “The Mystery of Irma Vep.” I don’t know why, but it just never seemed like it was for me. The comedy by late Charles Ludlam is one of the most performed plays in the U.S. Last night I finally saw it at the Bay Street Theater in Sag Harbor. It’s very, very funny. Who knew? (Apparently not me.) ‘Irma Vep’ is an anagram for ‘vampire.’ Again, who knew?

In the audience, award winning playwright Terrence McNally. And the great New York actress Joan Copeland, whose brother was the late playwright Arthur Miller. Copeland told me she drove over from Amagansett on her own, and we talked about the incredible traffic at intermission. Later I found out she’s 91 years old! I mean, is this possible? God bless her. She looks and seems about 20 years younger!

Jay Z’s “Magna Carta Holy Grail” — I was finally able to download it this morning after a DefJam rep suggested I update the app on my Samsung Galaxy SIII. It worked. All the “songs” — rather, tracks– came tumbling down into my phone. But not into the Music Player. Into the app itself. It’s not clear that the tracks can move from the Samsung device they’re downloaded into to a computer and then off into the world. And there are now hundreds of posts on the internet about people not being able to download the tracks at all. Again, it does seem that going back into Google Play and updating the app does the trick. Unfortunately, it doesn’t account for the privacy issues that are incurred. The app asks the user to ok a total incursion into the host phone. Really, at this point, who cares? We’re all in a million data banks.

“Magna Carta Holy Grail” is what you’d expect from Jay Z and from hip hop in general in 2013. Long gone are raps about poverty, mistreatment, and survival. It’s all about Things: Jay Z wants a Picasso, he sings about Sothebys and Christie’s auction houses, name drops Lichtenstein. How accessible this is to anyone, let alone the hip hop audience, remains to be seen. Clothing designer Tom Ford gets a song named for him– Ford is Jay Z’s tailor. He’s the most overpriced designer in the world.

The explicit version of “MCHG” is what comes from Samsung, including massive repetitions of the “N” word. This is probably naïve to say, but really — don’t use the word at all, to anyone, from anyone, if you don’t want it embedded in the culture. This word should have died a long time ago. Rappers have kept it alive.

The “songs” aren’t really songs. They’re abrasive, they’re screeds, occasionally punctuated by a sample of an old piece of music. But I do really, really like the title track “Holy Grail” sung by Justin Timberlake and written by his team. Lose the expletive laden rap part and “Holy Grail” is a song I’d rather hear J.T. sing than almost anything on “20/20.” Maybe a song only version will show up on Timberlake’s fall “20/20 part 2” album.

So now that “Magna Carta” is out via Samsung, we’ll have to wait and see if fans buy it themselves next week when it’s really released. That’s what Jay Z and DefJam are hoping for, and that’s what will get them on the charts. Meanwhile, the web is filled with links to illegal downloads. That may not matter either. Jay Z is well aware that selling tickets to live shows is where the money is. His tour with Timberlake is the key to this marketing plan. They play Yankee Stadium later this month.

UPDATE: The website for the school, which taught around 70 kids, is gone. NVLA is now like the lost city of Xenu.

EARLIER: New Village Leadership Academy is no more. This was the private school stared by Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith in 2008 with ties to Scientology. The intrepid Tony Ortega reported on his site www.tonyortega.org on Wednesday that he’d confirmed with several sources attached to the school that the Calabasas, California organization was kaput.

This must be a blow to the Smiths, especially with “After Earth” bombing at the box office.

Though the school may be closed, their website is still up. According to GuideStar.org, the non profit institution still has no Form 990 filed for 2012 But their 2011 filing shows that school chief Franca Campopiano, an avowed Scientologist, was making $200,000 a year. On website whyweprotest.com, an anonymous former parent wrote in: “This horrific institution has CLOSED! The star founders should be ashamed of the lies propagated by the unethical staff.”

Recently I reported that John Travolta had donated money to the school as a fellow Scientologist, from the charitable fund he started in his son Jett’s memory.

Because New Village still has not filed for 2012, it’s hard to say what their financial situation was. But in 2011, they claimed net assets of negative $284,931 and liabilities of $1,235,154.

The school ran from Kindergarten to 6th grade. If anyone has more info, please email me at roger@showbiz411.com. We’ll try and figure out where all the money went.

The shut down must have been sudden. Back on April 29th, New Village ran a week long fundraising auction on Ebay. Some of the items included Will Smith’s suit from “Men in Black,” a Yamaha motorcycle owned by Jada, and a training session with Sugar Ray Leonard.

Jimmy Fallon is getting ready for the big time. The star of “Late Night” will move to the “Tonight” show starting next February. So the former “Saturday Night Live” player is upping his game considerably. I’m told Fallon has hired Lee Eastman and his father, John, of the famed Eastman and Eastman firm. John Eastman, whose late sister Linda was married to Paul McCartney until her tragic death in 1998, has been representing the Beatle since before the group broke up in 1970.

John Eastman’s late father, the first Lee Eastman, was considered a genius for buying up song catalogs. The Eastmans are considered the creme de la creme in the cut throat music business. They rescued Billy Joel from some dire circumstances years ago, as well. Fallon has also picked up Claire Mercuri, Joel’s long time rep as his new publicist. Now with the right people in place, Fallon looks unstoppable as he tunes up his guitar for a winter re-birth. If you can tell, I am a huge of Fallon’s show. It’s smart and sophisticated while still  reaching a mass audience. And the guy isn’t even 40 yet.