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“Pompeii,” “In Secret” (Released in Secret), Two More Weekend Bombs

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“Winter’s Tale” isn’t the only disaster this box office weekend. Sony released the $100 million-plus “Pompeii” to a world with no fans. Total box office take: $10 million. Peter Schlessel was executive producer. Now he’s running Focus Features at Universal, which has had the embarrassment of releasing Zac Efron in “That Awkward Moment.”

Anyway, “Pompeii” was director by schlockmeister Paul W.S. Anderson, who is not the director of “The Master” or “There Will Be Blood.” That’s Paul Thomas Anderson. Maybe “Pompeii” will be a hit in non English speaking countries. But probably not, as it has no stars…

Meantime, Roadkill– er, Roadside Attractions, the company that killed J.C. Chandor’s “All is Lost” with Robert Redford, dumped a film this weekend. For two years it was known as “Therese Raquin,” based om the famous novel by Emile Zola. Elizabeth Olsen and Oscar Isaac star in it, and Rotten Tomatoes has it at 49%. Not great, but not awful.

When RAtt., as it’s known on the boxofficemojo chart so appropriately, decided to dump it, they also changed its name. “In Secret” is the new name. and it made $272K over the weekend in 266 theatres. “In Secret,” released in secret, will now head to airplanes and video services. RAtt’s next two releases are even worse– “Blood Ties” and “Joe.” The latter is not a remake of the Peter Boyle-Susan Sarandon movie of the early 1970s. The former is unwatchable.

“Winter’s Tale” Is A Sad One: $100 Mil Movie Takes in $11Mil Through this Weekend

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The sad story of “Winter’s Tale” gets worse this weekend. Last night (Saturday) Akiva Goldsman’s Village Roadshow-financed feature did a meager $670K at the US box office. With a $1.5 million total this weekend, “Winter’s Tale” will just about cross the $10 million line by Sunday night. The official budget is listed at $60 million, but that isn’t likely. Since we already know what the producers spent just in New York (thanks to that press release we talked about last week), the number has to be more between $100 mil-$125 million minimum.

Sometimes foreign box office will outweigh the domestic and save the day. But “Winter’s Tale” is not attracting crowds in places where often plot doesn’t matter. It turns out that people in foreign countries can’t follow it either, or just aren’t interested. So far “Winter’s Tale” has been a hit only in Italy, where it’s made over a million bucks. Why Italy? Who knows?

Meantime “The LEGO Movie” continues at number 1, also from Warner Bros. And “Monuments Men” is doing better than expected for Sony, even if it’s not the massive hit it might have been.

Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake Do The History of Rap (Watch Video)

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Great show Friday night on Jimmy Fallon with special guest Justin Timberlake. Here’s the video take out of the night:

Oscars: This Year’s Best Picture Nominees Earned $225 Million Less than Last Year’s

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We are a week away from the Oscars. And the envelope goes to…the movies from 2012, not 2013. Even though we’ve said many times that 2013 was the strongest in decades for artistic releases, it wasn’t so good Oscar wise for the bottom line.

According to boxofficemojo.com, the 9 movies nominated for Best Picture 2013 made a total of over $225 million less than the ones from the previous year.

The 2012 pack, led by Best Picture winner “Argo,” took in just over $1 billion domestically. The current group, with “Gravity” and “12 Years a Slave” among the top contenders, are now at $773,410,316.

The average gross for 2012 was $111,353,846. But this year’s average is quite a bit lower, at $85,934,480.

Surprised? I am. But it turned out that this year only 4 of the 9 nominees crossed the $100 million mark. The other five– “12 Years,” “Nebraska,” “Philomena,” “Her,” and “Dallas Buyers Club”– have had relatively small box office takes. In 2012, six of the nine made that cut. Missing “The Butler” this year, with $116 million, lowered the average.

One movie that should have been a hit and wasn’t, Ron Howard’s “Rush,” took in just $26 million. I still don’t know why– it was all set for greatness. Now the company that made it, Exclusive Media, is laying off employees and has kicked out its principle directors.

Kim Novak, Reclusive Hitchcock Star of “Vertigo,” to Present on Oscars

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What a coup! Neil Meron, co producer of the Academy Awards, has gotten Kim Novak to present at the Oscars on March 2nd.

Novak, star of Alfred Hitchcock’s “Vertigo,” makes rare appearances and keeps a low profile. She did come to last year’s Cannes Film Festival, but even that was relatively low wattage. A couple of years ago, Novak went public when she complained about Hitchcock’s music being used for “The Artist.” Otherwise, her appearances on “Falcon Crest” on TV in the late 1980s constitute her last major gig in the US. You can bet Miss Novak will be wooed to the Vanity Fair party, too.

The Oscars also announced musical numbers by Pink and Bette Midler. Someone’s going to sing “Over the Rainbow” for “The Wizard of Oz” tribute. Also booked last year’s winners: Daniel Day Lewis, Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, and Christoph Waltz. Ellen DeGeneres is the hostess with the mostest.

“Veronica Mars” is Still A TV Show, “The Man from UNCLE” is Not a Tentpole

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Warner Bros. made a couple of announcements on Friday that I’m just catching up to. “Veronica Mars: The Movie” is still pretty a TV show after all. The studio has wisely decided to release the big screen version of the popular series on video on demand the same day it goes out to just 270 theaters. VOD is on your TV. The small theatrical release is to avoid a financial calamity. This doesn’t mean “Veronica Mars” isn’t good. It could be a lot of fun. But the studio isn’t going to spend $20 million to find out. If you’re one of those people who loved the show so much you helped out via Kickstarter, the big day is March 14th…

WB also has put “The Man from UNCLE” on for January 16, 2015. I’m sorry, this means a couple of things. They don’t want to hurt Henry Cavill, their Superman from the forthcoming “Superman vs. Batman.” It also means “The Man from UNCLE” isn’t a tentpole movie. Otherwise we’d have seen it this fall, for Thanksgiving or Christmas, or waited til early May 2015 for a blockbuster release. From the casting etc it doesn’t sound like anyone really knew what “The Man from UNCLE” was other than the title of a spy movie. Cavill as Napoleon Solo? Armie Hammer as Ilya Kuryakin? I do like the idea of Hugh Grant as Mr. Waverly, the Mr. Magoo of agency chiefs.

Each of these decisions sounds wise actually. A third decision, to put Will Smith’s “Focus” in mid -February 2015, is also prudent. Smith’s big blockbuster audience has eroded thanks to lots of bad choices. He’s not Mr. July 4th anymore. “Focus” is not “Independence Day 2,” which Smith won’t do. So “Focus” could be sharper in a month when no one has any expectations.

It’s bad news for all of us in the media though. If studios start getting smart about spending money to promote iffy products, what will we have to write about? Just kidding!

TV Ratings: American Idol Scores Series Low, Jimmy Fallon Stays Aloft

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After Tuesday’s ratings debacle, I thought I’d skip “American Idol” ratings news. But last night the show hit bottom– a 2.4 rating, and just over 9 million viewers. That’s down 20 percent from last Thursday. The Olympics have harmed “Idol” more than any other show this month. How “Idol” fares next week, with the Olympics finally over, will say a lot for its future. It’s too bad, too, because Harry Connick Jr, Keith Urban and JLO are all very appealing. It was nice to see Randy Jackson this week. And entrepreneur Ryan Seacrest is wearing very nicely tailored suits…

Meanwhile, Jimmy Fallon is benefiting the most from the Olympics. He had a 5.3 rating last night and a 15 share. Everyone is watching him this week thanks to the games in Sochi sandwiching him. Next week will bring real news for him, too. I suspect he’s grabbed a lot of new fans.

Oscar Malaise Part 2: AWOL Actors Didn’t Help During this Season

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I wrote back in January that awards malaise was setting in after we went through about a half dozen awards shows and still hadn’t given out an Oscar.

I did say many of the movies would be finito at the box office by the time the Academy Awards were handed out on March 2nd. I’m flattered to say that a couple of writers have picked up that theme.

A big problem this season: either actors who didn’t want to participate or couldn’t in the campaigns, and some people who were just invisible.

Dame Judi Dench, for example, was AWOL for all of the “Philomena” promotion. Her stand in was the real Philomena Lee. At first the reason given was that Judi wasn’t well– sight trouble, knee trouble. Then she went to India to film teh sequel to “Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.” If she makes to the Oscars, it will be lovely. But why would she, when Cate Blanchett is all about coronated?

Michael Fassbender did nothing I know of for “12 Years a Slave.” Still he was nominated for Best Supporting Actor.

Joaquin Phoenix, ditto for Spike Jonze’s “Her.”

Even though “American Hustle” had lots of promotion, we saw Christian Bale once and never again.

And of course Woody Allen never said ‘boo’ about “Blue Jasmine.”

I’m still not sure who directed “Dallas Buyers Club.” Matthew McConaughey? No one’s ever mentioned the director’s name. While “Nebraska,” “Inside Llewyn Davis,” “12 Years,” and “American Hustle” all had lunches, dinners, and screenings, “Dallas” only had private events. One day all of the press was at a Bruce Dern lunch while “Dallas” was entertaining itself.

For a long time, the big story was going to be Robert Redford. His performance in “All is Lost” was expected to be the big win, a cap off of an amazing career. Then Roadkill–sorry, Roadside–Attractions simply caved in. They did nothing, and offended the press who did like the movie. J. C. Chandor’s brilliant film would have been hailed a masterpiece if anyone else had released it. What a shame.

All of this contributed to the extended malaise brought on by the March 2nd date of the Oscars. That date was because of the Olympics taking up all of February. But if they’d given the Oscars on January 26th, the whole process could have been a lot less frustrating. As it is, Neil Meron and Craig Zadan are planning a good show for March 2nd. And everyone will be happy to see this season end.

 

Broadway: Kelli O’Hara Successfully Crosses “Bridge” to Nowhere

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You could listen to Kelli O’Hara sing the phone book. And that would be preferable to hearing her navigate the turgid tones provided by Jason Robert Brown in the Broadway musical version of “The Bridges of Madison County.” Maybe I’m spoiled, I did just see “Pippin” last week. That show has songs you’re still humming days after the curtain drops. The songs in “Bridges” go nowhere, and most of them sound the same. The show is not a toe tapper.

Of course, the book this was based on is romantic fantasy stuff for housewives– “Fifty Shades of Grey” without the handcuffs. The movie that followed was no Oscar winner, although Meryl Streep did her usual good job portraying Italian war bride Francesca. Franny marries an American soldier and leaves Naples for the flat lands of Iowa. She raises two kids, never leaves, and is bored out of her mind.

Then Robert the photographer comes into her life. He’s in Madison County to photograph the famous covered bridges for National Geographic. While hubby and kids go to a State Fair, Francesca spends a weekend sleeping with Robert. The annoying family returns, the lovers go their separate ways. They never forget each other.

Problem 2, after songs that sound the same: no covered bridges. Not even a drawing of one. The sets look like they cost five cents. The “bridge” is suggested by wooden goal posts. The backdrop painting doesn’t even have a covered bridge. This would be like the chandelier in “Phantom” represented by a florescent lightbulb.

Problem 3: director Bartlett Sher has a lot of people on stage at the most inappropriate times. Another reviewer today called them Zombies. I agree. They sit and watch the action including when Francesca and Robert are in bed. It’s completely weird. It was bad enough that a woman two seats away from me insisted on texting all through the first act. Maybe she was sending notes to Sher. Nothing could shame her into shutting the bright light from her phone.

What works: You could just listen to Kelli O’Hara sing sing sing. It’s remarkable that she saves the show and keeps you from leaving during the intermission. Stephen Pasquale is also a dynamic singer although is character is such a white wine spritzer-suede show kind of knee jerk phony, you want to hit him. It’s 1965 in the play, but you know he’ll be a big Dan Fogelberg fan in 10 years.

Usually I would tell you there were celebrities in the audience; that would mitigate a soggy show. But the producers held a stealth premiere on Wednesday night and kept the press for Thursday. Maybe they didn’t want the two sides mixing. I did see fine artist Eric Fischl and his wife, poet April Gornik. That’s something. I was told the reason for the two opening nights was because the book’s author Robert Waller couldn’t attend both showings. But he was right there on the aisle.

The main draw is Kelli O’Hara. She’s worth the whole thing.

(Video) Will Ferrell’s Brilliant “Downton Abbey” Skating Routine on Jimmy Fallon

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One of the great moments on last night’s Tonight show with Jimmy Fallon: