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Martha Stewart, Fashionistas Swan Around at “Yves Saint Laurent” Opening

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Yves Saint Laurent: are you interested in him? If so, good news, there are two films coming out. One is called “Yves Saint Laurent” and the other is called “Saint Laurent.”

Who was he? A big French designer. Both movies are similar, even though only “YSL,” coming from the Weinstein Company, is authorized. The other is not.

But here’s the story: he was thin and quiet and French. He had a lot of sex with various young men, did a lot of drugs, moped around, then stumbled around, and then died. Is there an audience for this? Perhaps.

Last night, real designers Martha Stewart, Nicole Miller, and beloved Vogue editor Grace Coddington. as well as  some otherwise pretty, vacant people turned up at the Museum of Modern Art to see the movie. Later, we went to a restaurant next to the Paris Theater called “Beaute.” I ran into Matchbox Twenty’s Rob Thomas and his beautiful wife Marisol. Sarah Green, the pretty young Irish actress from “The Cripple of Inishmaan” on Broadway, came with Vogue’s Jill Demling. Gina Gershon waved to me. The rest of the guests were so thin that you could literally read between their lines. Models. Stick figures.

The “YSL” movie is well made. But like the other one, it has problems: they’re in French, and not much happens. They’re beautiful to look at. The people drape themselves this way and that. In “YSL,” Pierre Naney is very good at wearing chunky glasses and looking wan. It’s hard to imagine the real YSL becoming so famous and having so many designs because in the movie he does very little except pout. Guillaume Gallienne is a little more interesting as the enigmatic Pierre Berge, who was YSL’s lover, business partner, and heir. In this movie, he darts about like Inspector Clousseau.

In “Saint Laurent” not much else happens. Pretty people slouch around in well tailored outfits and drape themselves on divans. In this film, which Sony Pictures Classics picked up in Cannes, there’s full frontal male nudity and more vivid gay sex scenes. The actor who plays Saint Laurent looks, wearing glasses, like Andy Samberg. I kept thinking he was going to start making jokes. The actor (Jeremie Renier)  playing Berge, resembles the late David Groh, the husband on “Rhoda.” He’s sharp and pointy, unlike Gallienne. Berge remains a mystery.

A French bulldog completely steals the movie and should be nominated for Best Supporting Actor. He turns in a superb death scene.

 

 

Leonardo DiCaprio Pledges $7 Million More to Ocean Conservation

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Actor Leonardo DiCaprio just pledged $7 million more to ocean conservation projects, in addition to the $3million he already has donated to the Oceana Foundation. DiCaprio made the announcement this morning at the US State Department conference on the Oceans. The actor brought his mother and several family friends (unsure if supermodels were involved) to discuss the serious subject of how to protect the world’s oceans and their inhabitants. DiCaprio makes the donations from his private foundation. Unfortunately, there’s no way of knowing more on that subject because the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation is not free-standing. It’s part of a fund that doesn’t break down numbers. So we’ll just take everyone’s word for it. DiCaprio is undoubtedly serious about his commitment to ocean conservation and renewal. It’s not as fishy as it sounds.

Diva Disaster #2? JLO New Album Headed for Lower Sales Than Last Album

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UPDATE TUESDAY AFTER MIDNIGHT: “AKA” finally appeared on the iTunes chart at number 29 around 2am. It’s an inauspicious  start.

EARLIER: Do I know what’s going on? Not all the time. I do not know why Jennifer Lopez’s “AKA” album, set for release tomorrow, is not listed on iTunes. It doesn’t exist. That’s a bad sign. Where the heck is it? “AKA” isn’t even listed in the iTunes search engine. Is Capitol Records advertising it? Not there.

“AKA” is ranked at number 63 on amazon.com. That’s also not good. All the rest of tomorrow’s big releases are ranked in the top 10 thanks to advance orders. “AKA” is lacking in that area.

Lopez’s last album was a bust. This was supposed to be a comeback. But considering Mariah Carey’s problems with her new album, Lopez has reason to worry.

It does seem that even core fans are not turning up for the divas. It’s a little like Tom Cruise’s problem with “Edge of Tomorrow.” They’ve done the same thing over and over. It’s finally become a bore to the public. All talented people– but they’re not reinventing themselves.

Look for “AKA” to do even worse than Carey’s “Me I Am Mariah.” The gravy train stops here. For Lopez, it’s even harder than for Carey since she’s not really a, um, singer. She’s more of a performer.

Who’s going to land big tomorrow? Lana Del Rey. Who’d a thunk it? Her “Ultraviolence” album is already number 1 on iTunes.

(Listen) Maroon 5’s New “Maps” Sounds A Lot Like The Police

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I really like Maroon 5’s new “Maps,” and here it is. But is it me or are a lot of new records sounding like they’re all derived from The Police catalog? Bruno Mars was a blatant rip off, One Direction had a song that sounded like it was traced from “Don’t Stand So Close to Me.” Now “Maps.” And you know, they’re all catchy, because The Police had a lot of hits. Funny stuff.

 

 

 

 

Tony Awards Give Biggest Box Office Leaps to Bryan Cranston as LBJ, “Jersey Boys,” Gentleman’s Guide

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The Tony Awards gave the Broadway box offices something to talk about last week. Huge jumps came for Best Actor Bryan Cranston in “All the Way,” Best Musical “Gentleman’s Guide,” and the long running “Jersey Boys.”

Apparently the combo of Clint Eastwood making his first ever Tony Awards appearance plus the screening on Monday night of his film of “Jersey Boys” did the trick. The musical increased ticket sales by 12% over the previous week, up $105k. Not bad!

Cranston’s play, which closes soon, also went wild. They were up by $289K over the prior week, a 13.6% jump. If only Cranston would stick around. But “All the Way” will end its run on a high note.

Best Musical “A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder” went up $117K week to week. Everyone has to see this clever clever show.

Most of the new shows did well even if they didn’t win Tonys. “Rocky,” “Bullets Over Broadway,” and “Beautiful” all had nice improvements. But “Cabaret” and “If/Then” actually went downwards. The latter is starting to experience fall off. Idina Menzel’s Tony performance didn’t sell any tickets.

Of the older shows, it does seem like “Once” and “Rock of Ages”– the latter, especially– are struggling.

 

 

 

Beyonce-Jay Z Tour Selling Slowly: Tabloid Gossip May Be to Juice Sales

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Beyonce is pregnant! Jay Z is cheating! Beyonce is cheating! Solange, Beyonce’s sister, is fighting with Jay! The headlines are all over the internet and splashed on the supermarket rag racks.

Is any of it true? No, none of it. Here’s what is true: tickets are selling slow as molasses for the Jay Z-Beyonce “On the Run” tour of stadiums that’s set to start in 10 days.

Right now, there are over 11,000 tickets in motion on StubHub for the couple’s July 11th show at MetLife Stadium in the Meadowlands. Several more thousand are available for the second show, on July 12th.

Even on Ticketmaster.com’s own system, a quick check shows a very bald stadium, with lots of tickets for sale and official resale. Right now, getting to see the first couple of modern R&B is pretty simple. And relatively inexpensive.

All told, Beyonce and Jay Z are going to play 17 stadium dates in the US and two in Canada beginning June 25 in Miami. But right now, tickets are available in every city and at every price.

What’s happening? Over saturation. Jay Z played a year long tour with Justin Timberlake, for an album– “Magna Carta Holy Grail”– that was given away for free by Samsung. Beyonce already toured. She just finished the worldwide “Mrs. Carter” tour in March 2014. It took in over $229 million.

Even with her “Visual” album scoring a big first month last December, Beyonce just hasn’t had a breakout single like “Single Ladies” or “Crazy in Love.” The album is off the top 200 for a while now. Jay Z’s is long gone.

Maybe this would have worked at smaller venues.

And the gossip? With no denials, but lots of “unnamed sources,” my guess it’s mostly made up to keep some interest in the couple while they’re on tour. Just wait for some “staged” episodes to lure in passive ticketholders.

Meantime, surprise, guess who’s doing well? Lady Gaga. Her tour has sold very well, and the number of available seats going into each show is fairly normal. Maybe that’s because her audience has been pining for her since illness took Gaga off the road a year ago.

Absence does make the heart grow fonder !

Casey Kasem Finally at Peace, Now the Fight for His $80 Million Estate Begins

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Legendary deejay Casey Kasem has finally passed away at age 82. He’s at peace, after being tortured by his family in a tug of war that went public, became incredibly unseemly, and included meat being thrown down a Seattle driveway.

His daughter Kerri released a statement on Facebook this morning: “Early this Father’s Day morning, our dad Casey Kasem passed away surrounded by family and friends. Even though we know he is in a better place and no longer suffering, we are heartbroken. Thank you for all your love, support and prayers. The world will miss Casey Kasem, an incredible talent and humanitarian; we will miss our Dad.”

Now the fight begins for his money. This will pit his shall we say eccentric widow, Jean Kasem, who played a loon very well on “Cheers,” against his children. How long before they’re all in court? A day? Two?

Casey Kasem’s legacy is “American Top 40.” He took what everyone from Cousin Brucie to Wolfman Jack did and packaged it. He was the Ryan Seacrest of his day. In the 70s and 80s, you couldn’t get away from Casey’s upbeat delivery of the hits on every station around the country.

His signature line: “Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.”

But Casey became one of the stars, earning millions from “American Top 40” and many other business ventures. He was also the voice of Shaggy on the “Scooby Doo” TV series.

The result should be a good sized public dispute over his estimated $80 million estate. His theme park like mansion and grounds were put on the market for $42 million last year. So far there are no takers. Here’s a description of it: http://la.curbed.com/archives/2013/04/casey_kasem_lists_ridiculous_holmby_hills_house_for_42mm.php

Aretha Franklin’s Historic Show at Radio City: She Still Shimmies at 72

The Queen of Soul is back. Aretha Franklin shimmied on to the stage of Radio City Music Hall last night, danced across the footlights, testified church style, sang in her best gospel voice, played a wicked piano and led a two hour charge of power and light that can only be called historic.

At 72, Franklin has found a Renaissance. She’s lighter, nimbler, and in the best voice she’s had in 20 years. She must have known this was going to be a big show because she brought back her legendary conductor H.B. Barnum, not seen so often anymore. Her back up singers included Fonzie Thornton, who worked for ever with Luther Vandross, and Vaneese Thomas, daughter of the late Memphis soul legend Rufus Thomas.

Aretha appeared for the first half of her show in a red gown with bright silver shoes, a sedate affair that showed off her new svelte look. She also sported short hair, no Cleopatra style wigs. She looked younger and unburdened. This came out her in voice right away, as she moved from Jackie Wilson’s “Higher and Higher” to her own “I Never Loved a Man (The Way I Love You)” and her 80s comeback hit, “Jump to It.”

In between she revisited Curtis Mayfield’s “Sparkle,” and her sister Carolyn’s classic “Angel.” The sold out audience couldn’t get enough of it when the realized that Franklin wasn’t kidding around: she was singing like we’d gone back 30 years.

After a break– the orchestra and singers play Pharrell’s “Happy,” female dancers do some distracting business, and then Aretha returns in a sheer white lace gown. There’s a tribute to Whitney Houston (Aretha sits at the piano and sings “I Will Always Love You”), there’s a gospel section in which she testifies about overcoming illness and defying her doctors, there’s a return to “Sparkle” with a sublime rendition of “Giving Him Something He Can Feel.”

Franklin has a large repertoire of songs– huge, in fact. The set list changes every night. It’s all based on how she feels, what moves her. So Saturday night’s show wasn’t heavy on “hits” per se, although she returned for an encore of “Respect” that may have awakened Otis Redding in heaven. Even Aretha look surprised, using a mink stole jacket in a sexy vamp with front seat audience members.

She is the ultimate soul survivor. In Europe, Tina Turner, only a little older, has semi-retired. Aretha has defied all the odds.  She’s lived through it. Watching her, you see genius at work. She has another show tonight at Radio City. Miss it and you’ll regret it. I was thinking that this was like when Sinatra toured with Ella Fitzgerald at the end of their careers. Everyone else pales in comparison.

By the way, Franklin had hoped to bring Rev. Al Sharpton on stage with her last night. But when she called him out of the audience, he wasn’t there. Rev. Al, you’d best be at Radio City Music Hall tonight.

PS She even tells a snappy shaggy dog joke. I won’t ruin it. Aretha’s picked up a thing or two after watching comedians deliver for 40 years. They’ve got nothing on her!

Laurie Colwin Remembered Today: Read One Of Her Many Marvelous Books

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The great author, novelist, writer, humorist Laurie Colwin would have been 70 years old today. Wow, how time flies. Laurie passed away in October 1992 from a silent heart attack, in her sleep. But her many books live on in print, and soon as e books (which she would have hated). Laurie left us with a lot of birthday presents in Happy All the Time, Another Marvelous Thing, A Big Storm Knocked it Over, The Lone Pilgrim. And she’s developed a whole following with her food essays in Home Cooking, and More Home Cooking. Laurie also left behind a wonderful daughter, Rosa Jurjevics, a writer and editor herself.

Happy Birthday, Laurie!

Check it all out on www.lauriecolwin.com

Movie Stars on Broadway: They Came, They Got their Tony’s –Or Didn’t–And Now They’re Leaving

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Hurry, hurry. If you want to see movie stars who came to Broadway looking for Tony Awards, there’s not much time left.

As it always happens, “names” from movies and TV will be leaving the Great White Way soon after arriving a short time ago. It’s not like the old days when Carol Channing was in “Hello, Dolly!” for four years. These people are important and have places to go.

First to leave: Denzel Washington and the cast of “A Raisin in the Sun.” They’re outta here on Sunday. Like, tomorrow Sunday. Sophie Okonedo won the Tony for Best Featured Actress in a Drama. The production won Best Revival of a Play. But the show is over. By Monday they will be Raisin bran.

Next week: Tyne Daly and “Mothers and Sons” are off for good on June 22nd.

In coming weeks, Best Actor Bryan Cranston will say adieu as “All the Way” wraps up its short run. Cranston has movies to make. One day he may return in the sequel to “All the Way.” But that production, which will start in local theater out west, will feature a less famous actor as LBJ until its Broadway leg is announced.

Then James Franco and Chris O’Dowd and all their mice and men are done in mid July. Franco is already shooting a movie. He’s probably directing one, too. And writing a short story about it. O’Dowd, nominated for a Tony, has to move on. The show announced it paid back its capitalization, but one of the investors told me it’s bleeding money. By the end of July, the mice will need cheese.

Also finito in July: Daniel Radcliffe in “Cripple of Inishmaan.”

And then Neil Patrick Harris exits “Hedwig and the Angry Inch.” The show stays open with Andrew Rannels. Come on! NPH was going to leave in July, then agreed to stick around an extra month. He won the Tony! What more do you want? “Hedwig” began previews on March 29th. By mid August, NPH will weigh six pounds! He’s got to go home and eat carbs!

But don’t fret! New stars are coming! Bradley Cooper, Alessandro Nivola and Patricia Clarkson will be here in “The Elephant Man.” James Earl Jones is in “You Can’t Take It With You.” Sting isn’t in it, but he’s behind “The Last Ship.” John Lithgow and Glenn Close are in “A Delicate Balance.”  And the good news is, in the fall season, everyone’s nice to “interlopers.” We need ’em to get through the winter!