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Edward Snowden Doc Premieres: Shocking inside look at how he did it

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Citizen Four is the shocking doc about Edward Snowden made by Glenn Greenwald and Laura Poitras. Just screened tonight was the two hour film which will be released by the Weinstein Company this month. It doesn’t paint the Obama administration in a very good light as Snowden explains how the government has violated privacy rights on a massive scale.
Also the filmmakers clearly indicate that all roads lead to POTUS, a fairly serious accusation. There may be serious repercussions.

Then there’s the Hollywoodization of Snowden. The detail of how and why Snowden went about this is pretty surprising considering how the 29 year old former NSA employee says he wants his own privacy and not to be a celebrity. It’s instructive to see his evolution from eyeglass wearing nerd to contact lenses and moussed up hair sporting hero of his own thriller. It’s all very Tom Cruise. Even the beautiful girlfriend sets up housekeeping with him in Moscow. Nevertheless as the details of the NSA’s programs are revealed Snowden says, “This isn’t science fiction. It’s really happening.”

U2: Apple Says 26 Million Downloaded Free Album, But Only 70K Estimated Will Pay For It

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Reality bites, doesn’t it?

Billboard reports Apple saying 26 million people downloaded U2’s free album “Songs of Innocence.” That’s nice. By Billboard’s estimate, however, only 70,000 will buy the physical CD when it drops on October 13th.

That’s about right. Which is why U2 opted for the iTunes giveaway rather than deal with the charts and public numbers. It doesn’t matter how many people took the “purchased” button and allowed “Songs of Innocence” into their machines. The real question is, who will pay for music at all? How many people are there to buy an album by a group of men over 50? And the answer is: 70,000. If you’re lucky.

Typical sales right now for almost every artist is far less than 70,000 in the first week. Dozens of acts have experienced shock this year with opening weeks of 25,000. That goes for current and young acts like Jennifer Hudson and Maroon 5. The latter group got a bump last week thanks to “Saturday Night Live.” But their “V” album has not been a wild success.

Meantime, the U2 album has a creepy, creepy cover. They should have stuck with no cover. Criminy.

U2 cover songs of innocence

UPDATE: Amanda Bynes Takes Back Accusations, Says a Micro Chip in Her Brain Made Her Do It

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SECOND UPDATE: Amanda Bynes takes it all back. She says a micro chip in her brain made her say these things. Someone had better get power of attorney quick and lock this poor girl up. She is sick. Really, terrible.

 

UPDATE: Bynes now claims she’s getting a restraining order against her dad.

She wrote on Twitter just now: “I cannot hear the sound of His incestually [sic] charged voice ever again and I’m just being honest. He called me ugly as a child and then asked me if I wanted to have sex with him and i did not know how to respond and I said no and then My dad fondled himself in front of me so many times that i started recording him on my phone in hopes of catching him. saying or doing something inappropriate around me so I could get him arrested & put in jail for the rest of his perverted life My mom knows that my father’s literally and physically incestual {sic] towards his own daughter and the fact that she never called the police on him embarrasses me to no end”

EARLIER: I’ve never written about child star Amanda Bynes because she’s clearly mentally ill and needs help. But this morning she hit Twitter with a sledge hammer, sending out messages that beg for parental interaction and a conservatorship. She was doing well last spring, but obviously something has snapped. Very sad, almost more about the way she feels about her looks than the “N” word, which she has now used in a coarse and vulgar message. But she’s not in her right mind. Read the Tweets with caution:

 

 

Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane Score a Major and Hilarious Hit with “It’s Only a Play”

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First of all, with such huge box office — $1.2 million a week— before the show even opened, “It’s Only a Play” was the subject of much gossip for weeks. It must be bad. I heard it wasn’t very good. This was the buzz.

The original version, off Broadway in 1986, was not a hit. It was slight, and it closed despite a great cast that included Christine Baranski, James Coco, and Mark Blum.

Terrence McNally has totally overhauled his play, made it current and about 1,000 times funnier. It’s so funny that when it was winding toward a conclusion, I didn’t want it to stop. McNally took a just for it attitude, and has said every single thing every one in the theater is thinking right now in 2014. Out loud.

Jack O’Brien expertly puts this ensemble through its paces. Matthew Broderick is now the playwright at an opening night party waiting for his reviews. Nathan Lane is his best friend, a TV star who once toiled on the stage is now in a perpetual sweat about his career. (He’s the linchpin in this nutty spectacle, and of course, devastating.) Stockard Channing is the star of Broderick’s play. Megan Mullally is the sole producer, the wealthy wife of a rich guy who dabbles in theater. Rupert Grint of “Harry Potter” fame makes a terrific Broadway debut as the bad boy British director. (I told him he reminded me of Malcolm McLaren.) F. Murray Abraham is outstanding as the cleverly nasty theater critic who longs to be a playwright himself. Micah Stock makes his own debut as the deadpan coat check guy at the after party (a new character invented for this iteration).

This group, in a word, is hilarious. The jokes they tell are all inside ones, but if you’ve been to the theater or know anything about celebrities, it’s easy to follow along. Everyone and everything is skewered by this group with laser-like comic timing. I did keep thinking that this was the funniest thing I’d seen since “Vanya and Sonya and Masha and Spike.” And that’s saying a lot.

This is satire at its highest dudgeon of course. Liza Minnelli and Faye Dunaway each get hit hard. Daniel Radcliffe is represented by a little boy’s peacoat. Shia LaBeouf gets arrested off stage at the big after party. Alec Baldwin kicks someone when they’re on the ground.

Many current shows are lampooned. “Hasn’t Rock of Ages closed by now?” someone asks. There are jokes about the umpteenth revival of “Les Miz.”  Much fun is had at the expense of British imports, Disney musicals, and the changing landscape of Broadway. There are some great speeches about theater and art– mostly thrown to Broderick, who delivers them with a beautifully deadpan composure.

But the jokes never stop and neither do the laughs. The sarcastic stuff goes to Stockard Channing, who delivers put downs and rueful observations with stunning deftness. Abraham is a hoot as the caustic theater reviewer, a combination of Rex Reed and John Simon with a penchant for ad hominen attacks. Mullally has her most substantial role yet on Broadway and pulls it off with aplomb.

The fun of opening night was of course, all the “meta” stuff going on–jokes about real life people who were also in the audience, like Tommy Tune, or Bob Wankel, head of the Shubert Organization. Lane, as James Wicker, name checks “Nathan Lane” and really carries on about Harvey Fierstein. Rita Moreno and Chita Rivera are confused for each other. Lady Gaga checks a coat made of glass globes.

Last night’s audience really got a kick out of it, starting with Angela Lansbury, Norman Lear, Marilu Henner, Diane Sawyer and Mike Nichols, John Slattery of “Mad Men” and wife Talia Balsam, Maura Tierney, Louis C. K., Liz Smith, Cindy Adams, Rosanna Scotto, Andy Cohen of “Bravo,” lots of agents and producers like Paula Wagner and Toni Howard, moguls (David Geffen, who really enjoyed it, and Sandy Gallin), famed songwriter Desmond Child and even Vogue editor Anna Wintour wearing sunglassses.

There were so many celebrities and A listers in the crowd that the show started a half hour late. And the #1 celeb was Sarah Jessica Parker, aka Mrs. Matthew Broderick. who wore a diaphanous white designer dress, looked like a million bucks and was just as nice as pie to everyone she encountered. She also sat front and center and rooted Matthew on.

This is a limited run through mid January. But if the Shuberts can move Helen Mirren in “The Audience” to another theater, “It’s Only a Play” may stay a bit longer. Considering it is totally sold out, that’s a good idea.

PS New York Times theater critic Ben Brantley is an unseen but main character in “It’s Only a Play.” In real life, he reviews the play today in the Times. A little weird, but uncanny in its evaluation of him. Heck, all the world’s a play…

UPDATE: Tony Bennett Sequel Album to Lady Gaga “Cheek to Cheek” All Cole Porter

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UPDATE WEDS OCT 22: I’m told the Tony Bennett – Lady Gaga sequel album will be all  Cole Porter songs. Why not ?  Also hearing that Gaga is planning some kind of all-piano album….

OCT 9TH  ORIGINAL STORY: Don’t stop til you get enough! Superstar 88 year old crooner Tony Bennett has plans for a second album with Lady Gaga. Their first one, “Cheek to Cheek,” debuted last week at number 1. It’s currently top 5 five everywhere in every format. When I congratulated Tony on the album’s success, he replied: “It’s terrific. But wait til you hear the next one. Plus, we’re going on tour soon. It’s going to be amazing!”

He’s right. The combination is dynamite. Through Bennett, Gaga has found a new voice– and some think it’s the one she was born to sing with. She was born this way! (Sorry.)

The Bennett- Gaga combo has done so well that Tony has suggested a movie project to the former meat dress wearer. He asked me not to reveal what it is, so I shan’t. But it’s a good idea. Anyway, maybe the next Bennett- Gaga recording will be on Tony’s label, Columbia. The first one is on Interscope.

Tony and Gaga’s PBS special airs October 24th, by the way.

Watch Glen Campbell’s “Farewell” Video, Recorded as Alzheimer’s Descends

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Taylor Swift’s record company Big Machine has a last video for Glen Campbell, who is suffering from Alzheimer’s. Get out a box of Kleenex to watch it. A few years ago I was in green room at the Grammys talking with Glen. As we spoke, Phil Collins walked by. Glen said to him, “Hello Elton!” He was serious. Phil was bewildered and everyone moved on. In retrospect now I see this was at the beginning of Campbell’s illness. I sat with him and his a couple of years ago at a music event and it was clear how well he was being cared for. What a great talent, and what a shame.

If you’re too young to know what a star Glen Campbell, was, here’s something to show you:

Sacre Bleu! X Rated Orgy Video Promotes Paris Impressionist Museum– Not for the Impressionable

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The Musee d’Orsay in Paris is famous for its Impressionist paintings. But don’t let the impressionable see the video promoting their new show about the Marquis de Sade. Only in Paris could a vivid orgy be used to promote an exhibition. Anyway, most people in the US would see the word “Sade” and think it was the singer of “Smooth Operator.”

NSFW
Sacre bleu!

Rock Hall of Shame: Lou Reed Proposed for Nominee After He’s Dead, Still No Chicago, Many Others

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Lou Reed was alive for a long time, and very eligible for induction into the Rock and Roll of Fame considering his huge, influential album “Transformer” came out in 1972. But now, in typical fashion, the Hall of Shame has finally gotten around to him two weeks shy of the first anniversary of his death. He’s been put up for possible induction into the much devalued organization with a new group.

The good news is that Sting, eligible for several years, is also on the list. So are holdovers the Marvelettes– waiting since the day the Hall opened in 1988, just like the Paul Butterfield Blues Band. Chic featuring Nile Rodgers is up again. Despite a half dozen gigantic hits, they’ve never made it. Nile Rodgers was now responsible for the guitar lines on Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” so maybe a new generation will vote him in.

Also left over: Joan Jett and the Blackhearts. Wait? They’ve never been in before? Yikes. Bill Withers? He’s really R&B but we love him. Same for WAR. Why can’t we be friends? The Spinners? Well, again, the Hall has waited until the two lead singers are in the ground. Same with Stevie Ray Vaughn. Kraftwerk? They have their fans, but they aren’t rock and roll. It all sounds like “Autobahn” to me.

Also up is Green Day, the one “modern” group I’d vote in simply because “American Idiot” has become a Broadway musical staple. But Nine Inch Nails? Are you kidding? The Smiths? Ha ha. NWA? EEEEEeiiiiiii.

Again, no sign of Chubby Checker, Chicago, The Moody Blues, Carly Simon, Billy Preston, Mary Wells, Todd Rundgren, and so on.