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David Lynch Pulls Plug on “Twin Peaks” Reboot, Says Showtime is Too Cheap

There will be no “Twin Peaks” revival this fall. David Lynch says he’s pulled the plug because he can’t reach a deal with Showtime. I know some people will be disappointed. I feel bad for the actors who planned on returning to their roles; it was good work. But the Laura Palmer mystery took up all the energy in “Twin Peaks” back in 1989. Once it was over, so was the show. Let’s remember it fondly and move on to new material. A revival would never have matched expectations. Fire, walk with me.

Showtime’s statement: “We were saddened to read David Lynch’s statement today since we believed we were working towards solutions with David and his reps on the few remaining deal points. SHOWTIME also loves the world of Twin Peaks and we continue to hold out hope that we can bring it back in all its glory with both of its extraordinary creators, David Lynch and Mark Frost, at its helm.”
 

“Mad Men” Returns Tonight But AMC Almost Blew It After the 4th Season

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“Mad Men” comes back tonight for its final 7 episodes. But the show almost ended completely back in the winter of 2011. After the fourth season ended, the show was renewed by AMC, but they had no agreement with series creator Matt Weiner.

The ordeal dragged on from mid January through April 1, 2011. “Mad Men” missed its start date for a 5th season. The result was an almost 18 month break between seasons. Lower ratings ensued despite the show being better than ever.

But AMC was to networks what the old American Motors Corporation was to automobiles. You’ll note, they are not around anymore. AMC was just lucky: HBO passed on “Mad Men,” and they were the default place to go. “Breaking Bad” broke out behind “Mad Men,” and AMC got its watered down sequel “Better Call Saul.” “Walking Dead” is their last shot, and if they’re not careful, well…

AMC put fans, Weiner, and the “Mad Men” cast and crew through an unnecessary wait in 2011. And it was weird. Weiner didn’t hear from them for months. They had the hottest show on TV and didn’t really care. Since that time, most of the AMC team that brought their three hit shows to the air are said to be gone.

The 2011 break delivered “Mad Men” its fourth Emmy in a row that fall for Best Drama. But “Mad Men” has never earned a single acting Emmy. Jon Hamm has been nominated over and over but never won. John Slattery has been screwed over 7 times. Elisabeth Moss and Christina Hendricks, ditto. It doesn’t seem possible. But overall the show has a record for being the Susan Lucci of Drama shows. AMC has never been able to pull off a win for any actor.

Not a lot happens on tonight’s show– I’ll write about it when it ends. It’s more about time and tempo than plot. Don is getting his divorce from Megan and running into old girlfriends (Maggie Siff). Peggy’s trying to get her life together. At Sterling Cooper, Ken is getting the last laugh. Fans will love it. But it leaves just six episodes to wrap up the show. We’ll see if AMC can give it the same organic send off “Breaking Bad” had.

Tonight’s song is Peggy Lee’s “Is That All There Is?”

“Furious 7” Scores 9th Biggest Opening Weekend Ever with $143.6 Million

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It was a fast and furious weekend for the late Paul Walker, Vin Diesel and friends. They scored $143.6 million for “Fast and Furious 7” and landed with the 9th biggest opening weekend ever. They also screeched into a worldwide finish too with a total of $384,023,000 internationally. Nothing else came close, including all 6 of the previous installments. Universal Pictures is having a booming 2015 so far because “Fifty Shades of Grey” was the fast and furious of lite bondage films. They should do a mashup where they tie someone to a speeding car. (Just kidding!)

In other news: Fidel Castro appeared in public yesterday for the first time in a year.

SNL Sends Up Scientology in Hilarious Video, with Bobby Moynihan as L Ron Hubbard

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“Saturday Night Live” sent up Scientology as “Diametics” with a hilarious video last night. Bobby Moynihan played L. Ron Hubbard looking crazy as ever. The premise was a “We Are the World” type song in which members of a group called Neurotology were labeled “missing” or “in the hole.” As soon as the video is up on the SNL site I’ll embed it here. Good work!
Here’s a teaser:

Joni Mitchell: 10 Really Great Recordings You May Not Know So Well

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We’re sending Joni Mitchell prayers, good wishes and great vibes so she recovers quickly and comes home from the hospital with a clean bill of health. In the meantime, here are 10 of Joni’s songs you might not know so well, But should:

 

 
1. Edith and the Kingpin

2. If

3. Dreamland

4. Jericho

5. Raised on Robbery

6.Blonde in the Bleachers

7.Amelia

8. Night in the City

9.Morning Morgantown

10. God Must Be A Boogie Man

Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton Eats Birthday Cake Every Day, So Does His Wife

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Senator Tom Cotton (R-Arkansas) is a rising star in the Republican party despite the fact that his parents are Democrats. Also, he went to Harvard and Harvard Law.

But get this: he’s a sugar addict. He tells the New York Times Magazine that he eats birthday cake every day. Every single freakin’ day. So does his wife. He runs to keep off the weight.

From the Q&A:
You have been described as having very little appetite for frivolity. Do you have any guilty pleasures? I run a lot every morning.

That sounds neither guilty nor pleasurable. But I do it so I can indulge in the guilty pleasure of eating birthday cake.

Every day? Most days, with ice cream. Early on, when my wife and I were dating, we went to the grocery store, and I told her that sometimes I just buy birthday cakes, and I eat them. And she said: “Really? I do, too.”

Even if it’s not somebody’s birthday? Yes. She went to the grocery store yesterday and picked up a white birthday cake.

Dustin Hoffman’s “Boychoir” Quietly Dumped: Hollywood Is No Country for Old Men

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Hollywood is certainly no country for old men. Al Pacino can tell you. The Oscar and Tony winner, a legend, has seen one good film, “The Humbling,” turned to pulp by its distributor instead of getting a real release. His current film, “Danny Collins,” is getting a slightly better launch, but just slightly. So far “Danny Collins” is only available in a few places.

Now comes “Boychoir.” Double Oscar winner Dustin Hoffman stars in what should have been a big holiday release. The movie debuted in Toronto, and someone should have sent it out for Christmas release. Instead “Boychoir” has quietly died. This weekend it’s playing in an off run theater in Greenwich Village and a couple of houses in Montreal.

In other words, “Boychoir” is DOA. It may also be VOD. And soon DVR. Maybe HBO. Who knows?

It’s not like “Boychoir” was bad or unwatchable. Quite the contrary. It’s a little like “Mr. Holland’s Opus” and “Dead Poet Society,” two movies that if they were released in 2015 might have the same fate. It’s directed by Oscar winner François Girard (“The Red Violin”). A smart marketing campaign could have really caught on. But I’m afraid that effort was not made. It’s too bad. “Boychoir” was a good family film, and something for adults. But there were no car crashes, no special effects and no good cursing or sexual violence.

Too bad.

Death Sells: Final “Fast and Furious” With Paul Walker Has Incredible $67.3 Mil Friday Night

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UPDATE: The Friday night box office was much bigger than anyone expected– $67.3 million. The three day weekend could be $150 million. Stay Tuned…

EARLIER: Death sells. “Fast and Furious 7,” Paul Walker’s final film and last appearance in the series, is going to have a record weekend. “FF7” should do well over $100 million– maybe as much as $125 million. That’s considerably more than “FF6” did in 2013, when it made $97 million Fri to Sun of Memorial Day weekend, and a total of $117 million for the four days. It’s also more than any “FF” movie has made.

The promotion is epic, as they say now adays. Vin Diesel even named his new baby after Walker. All the actors have been thoroughly deposed about Walker and his death– a tragedy certainly, and played now like it’s the loss of Marlon Brando and Lawrence Olivier. Walker was by all accounts a fun guy, good friend, and parent. But great actor? There won’t be an honorary Oscar coming anytime soon.

Since Walker’s death in November 2013, his family sued Porsche, saying the Carrera driven by Roger Rodas with Walker as a passenger was at fault. But Porsche says the whole thing was Rodas’s fault. After an investigation they determined that the tires were 9 years old and that the car had been altered beyond their specifications.

Still, “FF7” has been getting good reviews for its genre. It will be a suitable ending for Walker and the series. And the money that comes in will make everyone feel better.

Will Ferrell, Kristin Wiig Shelve a Lifetime Movie That Probably Never Existed

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April Fool! On April 1st, it was “revealed” that Will Ferrell and Kristin Wiig had made a secret movie for Lifetime called “A Deadly Adoption.” On April 2nd, the two said they had pulled movie because news of it had leaked on the internet.

And everyone, everyone, all the blogs and websites, just reported all this like it was true. And that Ferrell’s usual director, Adam McKay, was in charge.

Prior to April 1st, there was no evidence in the world that “A Deadly Adoption” existed. Both Ferrell and Wiig are in the middle of big movie careers. McKay has been tied up for months with “The Big Short” starring Brad Pitt and Christian Bale. It is HIGHLY unlikely that they got involved in a project for Lifetime, a cable network for women, just as a joke. Also, it’s not plausible that Lifetime would commission a satire of their bread and butter business. “A Deadly Adoption” was supposed to laugh at Lifetime movies of the week.

Now, even Entertainment Weekly is quoting people saying that Lifetime would let Ferrell pull the movie because “they don’t want to cross him.” Huh?

I hope we get to see this fictional movie one day. It’s supposedly produced by Ferrell and Adam McKay’s Gary Sanchez Productions. Even Gary Sanchez is a made up person, although McKay and Ferrell refer to him a “Paraguayan millionaire.” It’s some kind of in joke.

I guess it’s all funny to the extent that you can announce anything these days and the scads of Hollywood press people are so eager to help you out. If there’s no movie– I doubt there is– then kudos to Ferrell, Wiig, and McKay for putting one over on everyone.

Nancy Sinatra Confirms Dad Frank Is Not Ronan Farrow’s Father: “Just Silly, Stupid”

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On last Sunday’s CBS Sunday Morning, Nancy Sinatra confirmed what Tina Sinatra told us the other night: it’s “silly, stupid” that Ronan Farrow is the son of her late father Frank. (Ronan’s father is indeed Woody Allen.) She also says she’s pretty unhappy with Mia Farrow for suggesting it in the first place. The whole bag of nonsense started with Maureen Orth’s ridiculous article in Vanity Fair. Orth allowed Farrow to answer “Possibly…” when she was asked if Sinatra could be the father. VF didn’t require her to follow it up, or ask any other questions of anyone. It was an out and out lie, and Orth let it be perpetrated. Nancy tells it like it is!

Here’s a rough transcript of Nancy’s interview on the subject, and the clip.

MO ROCCA:

What do you remember about the Mia Farrow marriage?

NANCY SINATRA:

Oh, we loved Mia. Mia was one of our– like a sister. (LAUGH) And– we had a good time. Tina and Mia and I did. And– Daddy said, “I’m not sure it’s gonna last very long, a couple of years maybe,” he said, “but I feel like I have to do this.” And we said, “Great. She’s a great girl.” And I think the truth be told, I think he– he didn’t want her to be suffering because of him. And she was being– her name was being bandied about in the press and there were paparazzi everywhere. And–

MO ROCCA:

Oh, you mean that’s why he married her?

NANCY SINATRA:

Well, I’m not saying that’s the only reason. But I think that was part of it. I think it was very important to him that– that she be presented as a lady and not be thought of as something other than just that. And– of course, that’s my theory. I’ve never even talked to Mia about it. I don’t know, but…

MO ROCCA:

what do you think his opinion would be about that recent swirl of– of rumors?

NANCY SINATRA:

Mia’s son?

MO ROCCA:

Yeah.

NANCY SINATRA:

Oh nonsense. He would just laugh it off and– you know, we didn’t laugh it off, because it was affected my– affecting kids. You know, they were being– questioned about it. And we all knew it was nonsense. And– I was kind of cranky with Mia for even saying, “possibly.”

I think the word she used is– when somebody said, “Is that Frank’s son?” “Possibly.” I was cranky with her for saying that, ’cause she knew better. You know, she really did. And– but she was making a joke. And it was taken very seriously and it was just silly, stupid.

MO ROCCA:

Well, what a life.

NANCY SINATRA:

What a life, honey! (LAUGH) Let me tell ya. Did you finish this puzzle yet? Come on.