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Not at All True (Yet?): Reese Witherspoon to Play Handbag Designer Appointed Ambassador to South Africa, Idris Elba to Co-star

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This isn’t true. Yet.

In a crazy world (that doesn’t exist, this is fiction) Reese Witherspoon could option the rights to play Lana Marks in a new movie about a hand bag designer in Palm Beach appointed to the ambassador’s office in South Africa by Donald Trump. Marks in real life just got that appointment.

Idris Elba will co-star as the president of South Africa who falls in love with her and commissions an anti-Apartheid handbag line.

No director has been chosen yet, but release is set for fall 2020, in time for the presidential election.

In the movie, possible called “Legally Blonde 3,” Witherspoon’s renamed character– Elle Woods– has been disbarred, has moved to Palm Beach, started a successful line of handbags and joins Mar-A-Lago. There she meets Donald Trump, who chooses her to serve in the diplomatic corps after hearing her story. Woods, it seems, was caught in an insider trading scandal that Trump thinks is unfair.

At first Woods will try to telecommute to South Africa, but when Elba’s character summons her, she arrives in Cape Town with plans to bring harmony through pocket books.

Annapurna Pictures will co-release with Roadside Attractions. Rebel Woods is circling a role said to be Winnie Mandela’s unknown adopted daughter.

Number 1 on iTunes: Mariah Carey’s 17 Year Old “Glitter” Album Has Mysteriously, Suddenly Soared for No Reason

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On the eve of Mariah Carey releasing a new album called “Caution” comes a head scratcher.

Her 2001 album “Glitter,” huge flop back in the day, sits at number 1 on iTunes tonight.

Why? Who knows? It’s priced to sell at $4.99. But still– what the f? Where are the sales coming from? Is it a programmed computer? Is it one person in a basement just hitting the BUY Button over and over?

Maybe Mariah’s including “Glitter” in concert ticket bundles. But even that’s weird since usually you’dbe doing that with the new album. Plus “Glitter” doesn’t really exist anymore except on iTunes. Amazon also sells it digitally. But Spotify doesn’t even have it.

“Glitter” had no hits in 2001 and sank like a stone. The movie it was attached to was a famous disaster. Maybe someone at iTunes can explain its new success on Thursday. Something is gaming the system.

Meantime, “Caution” is pretty good. I’ll have a review later today.

A NY Night to Remember: Special “A Chorus Line” Raises $2 Mil for City Center’s 75th Anniversary

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Can you even get a ticket to see “A Chorus Line” at City Center? Last night kicked off a week of performances of the full show in a magnificent revival directed by Bob Avian and starring a cast that rehearsed for three weeks and caught lightning in a bottle.

Lots of famous people came including Jake Gyllenhaal, Tituss Burgess, Bebe Neuwirth, Sutton Foster, Christian Borle, Daphne Rubin Vega, composer Tom Kitt, ballerina Tiler Peck, designer Michael Kors, and original “A Chorus Line” cast members Donna McKechnie, and Baayork Lee. They were not disappointed.

“A Chorus Line” was last revived in 2007. Somehow, now, it’s better than ever. You only realize now what geniuses Michael Bennett, Ed Kleban, and especially Marvin Hamlisch were. Every song is a gift. The dancing is like a dream. It’s a perfect show that holds up so, so well. (Oh yes, they changed one cultural reference– from Lana Turner to Tina Turner.)

So this cast was just great. Tony Yazbeck. Broadway’s secret weapon who should be the star of some big TV show already, leads them Zack, the choreographer. Yazbeck, a Tony and a Tony winner — for “On the Town”–is like a modern Gene Kelly. Damien Chazelle, this is your next star. This cast is otherwise bursting with talent: Kate Bailey, J.Elaine Marcos, Robin Hurder (we’ll see her next fall in “Moulin Rouge”), Tommy Bacco, Denis Lambert, Anthony Wayne, Jay Armstrong Johnson, Ahmad Simmons– we’ll see him as Ben Vereen in Tom Kail’s FX series on Bob Fosse– the whole cast — sensational.

Who knew City Center was 75 years old? They had a $75 million renovation in 2010, and the joint– a Moorish style theater– continues to resonate with their Encores musicals, and Manhattan Theater Club productions. Cate Blanchett has performed there twice recently. City Center has energy uniquely its own, and somehow translates to the productions. Really, “A Chorus Line”– set to play just 6 more shows through Sunday– could just sit down and stay. Bravo!

This was the ticket in town last night– culminating in a swinging, triumphal dinner at the Plaza Hotel Ballroom. Two million was raised for City Center, not counting the tickets you’re going to try and buy this morning!

PS I heard some very new 70s orchestrations– heavy fuzz guitar a la “Shaft” and a little “Love’s Theme” by Barry White–they fit the setting, 1975, perfectly.

 

 

Crazy Oscar Season Begins With “Star is Born” Cinematographer Arrested, Actor Attacked for Using N Word: What’s Next?

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Matthew Libatique has been arrested in Poland. He’s the cinematographer for “A Star is Born.” According to reports, Police found him stumbling around. Maybe he was celebrating with too much vodka!

Libatique, who officials say appeared to be heavily intoxicated, lashed out after an ambulance was called to tend to his erratic behavior.

The cinematographer then became aggressive, spouted “offensive” words and hit one of the workers in the head, according to local reports.

Well, he won’t do that again.

Last week, Viggo Mortensen, star of “Green Book,” used the N word by way of description. People went nuts. He meant nothing by it.

But this is crazy Oscar season. What’s next? Will we get to nominations without a murder, a trial, a kidnapping? What slur will be uttered by accident? In the current season of say-it-and-you’re dead-to me, this should be fun.

 

Viola Davis on Her Revolutionary Sex Scene with Liam Neeson in “Widows”: She’s Never Seen One Like It Before on Screen

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Viola Davis and Liam Neeson have a red hot sex scene in the opening scene of “Widows”; they are in bed and kiss passionately, slowly and with lots of tongue. The scene feels fresh and even revolutionary.

Directed by Steve McQueen’s (“12 Years a Slave”), who co-wrote the script with Gilian Flynn (Gone Girl), “Widows” is a thriller about four women brought together after their husbands are killed in a heist gone wrong, and the wives are stuck with settling their debt.

McQueen, Flynn, Elizabeth Debicki, Cynthia Erivo and Davis, turned up after an exclusive screening over the weekend to discuss the film.

Davis — who is so good she could move audiences to tears reading the IHOP menu — talked about why she signed up for the part of Veronica, the ringleader of the heist and the wife of Neeson’s character:

“Every time you read a script, you want the women to be familiar. It’s like the horror films where you always, always see the woman running from the monster or running from the demon, and she always sprains her ankle. I am serious. Why do you always sprain your ankle? Why do you have door made of glass and you don’t lock the door?” she asked. “What Gillian did with this, and Steve absolutely did beautifully, is they answered the question very realistically on how are these women going to pick up their lives after the loss of their husbands, their loved ones, and their financial source? Who is going to take care of my kids? How will I go live again? How am I going to pay my rent? How am I going to do anything when no one has taught me how to do anything? What it gives the audience is a sense of feeling less alone, of looking at images of womanhood that is realistic, as opposed to not realistic. That’s what I always look for in a character,” said the actress.

As for that revolutionary sex scene, Davis said she’s never seen one like that before on screen. “Listen, I’ve gone through the lexicon in my mind, and yeah. I need to do my research, but really I couldn’t find it.”

“My husband isn’t here today,” she laughed, before discussing the film’s opening scene. “I always feel that the things that are the most revolutionary are the things that are the most current,” she said. “I think by the time we catch up with the times, we’re 50 years ahead of the time. We didn’t start doing plays about AIDS until the late ’90s, and AIDS was around in the ’80s. It takes us time to process. Change doesn’t happen without chaos and anxiety. In my brain, I’m always wondering why an industry that is so committed to inclusivity and diversity, they’ve never done that.”

“I’ll tell you the most revolutionary thing you could do. If there is a role out there that Sandra Bullock — I’m just naming some names out there — Sandra Bullock or Charlize Theron or Nichole Kidman is being considered for, why can’t you consider a woman of color, why can’t you? When I say why can’t you, I don’t mean just put my hand on my hip and say, ‘Why can’t you, motherfuckers?’ I’m actually asking the question why, and I want you to answer me, and I’ll tell you why. I’m just going to say that. When you see that opening shot, Harry is not beating me. There is no other reason for that scene other than to show two people in love. For you to embrace that, you would have to embrace all the questions that come with that. He saw me, maybe in the airport, and said, ‘I want that woman.’ They had a conversation. They intellectually and sexually bonded. They had sex. They fell in love,” Davis said. “All those reasons why you would cast a Nicole Kidman or Sandra Bullock or a Charlize Theron is the same reason why you cast me, because I am just as much a woman as they are. I’m not just a walking social statement. That’s why you have the scene, is because of that.”

“The Conners” Returns After Election Break, Finishes Third in Time Slot And Down by 800K Viewers

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“The Conners” came back last night after an Election break.

The last time we saw Roseanne’s family without her they brought in 7.825 million viewers. That was two weeks ago. Last night they were off by 800,000 to 6,901,000. The viewers are leaving. Fast.

“The Conners” finished in third place, behind “NCIS” and “The Voice,” on CBS and NBC respectively in the 8 to 9 time slot. Worse even: the key demos are down. A lot. In particular, men aged 18-49 have really fallen off. Women in that age group are down, too.

More and more that eleventh episode, added at the last minute, may be a finale. Or a dream episode.

Meanwhile Roseanne Barr has stayed conspicuously silent for over a month on social media. She may be plotting a comeback, or even an appearance on that 11th episode. Who knows? Maybe the whole thing is a nightmare.

Losing 800K viewers is a nightmare, that’s for sure.

No Kennedy Center Honors For Trump, Year 2: President Avoids Cultural Celebrations Because He Doesn’t Understand Them

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Donald and Melania are skipping the Kennedy Center Honors for the second year in a row.

It’s not a surprise. They are unwelcome although invited. He’d rather stay home and Tweet. She’s busy getting White House employees fired.

This year’s KC inductees don’t like Trump much. Cher spends part of every day Tweeting against him. I doubt Reba McEntire, Wayne Shorter, and Philip Glass have much use for him either.

Trump certainly doesn’t want to be faced with the cast of “Hamilton,” which openly mocked VP Mike Pence when he visited the show. They did it from the stage, and it made headlines. Anyway, Trump is pretty sure “Hamilton” is about Linda Hamilton, from his “Beauty and the Beast” TV show.

As for “Hamilton,” the Kennedy Center and CBS’s Jack Sussman changed the charter so they could have “Hamilton” on their air and maybe score ratings. It’s about 20 years too soon for Lin-Manuel Miranda to get a KC Honor. Dozens of older stars were spurned to movie LMM up a generation. But that’s life now– it’s a free-for-all. Rules, as Warren Beatty said, don’t apply. Tell that to Dick van Dyke, he’s only 92. He can wait another year. Or Jane Fonda. Or Denzel Washington. And so on.

Trump stays away because he doesn’t understand cultural celebrations. His Medal of Freedom winners are all dead. He has no appreciation for the arts. It’s one more thing that makes a first for his presidency.

 

 

Now Priced at $4.99, Mariah Carey’s 2001 Flop “Glitter” Album is Back in the Top 10 on iTunes

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On Thursday night we get a new Mariah Carey album called “Caution.” We’ve already heard four singles, the rest is nigh as they say.

But wait– for some reason, Mariah is already back on the charts, and not just with her Christmas album. On iTunes, Mariah’s 2001 album, “Glitter,” a notorious flop 17 years ago, is at number 8. And on amazon.com’s digital music chart, it’s number 127.

This is a pre-Christmas miracle for Mariah. “Glitter” was the soundtrack to a movie she starred in that was so bad I still remember laughing out loud several times during the screening. It was a bomb. Mariah was killed for her acting. She got the last laugh, though, when she appeared in Lee Daniels’ “Precious” as a social worker and won raves.

On the music side, the “Glitter” project was such a disaster that EMI Virgin let her go and paid out her $50 million contract. Mariah went to Def Jam consequently and had her monster hit “The Emancipation of Mimi.” She’s like a phoenix, always rising, with decolletage.

It was during this time that Mariah also had a bad time emotionally, blaming Tommy Mottola, her ex, and head of her label, for stealing music she was working on and giving it to Jennifer Lopez. This was later confirmed.

So why is “Glitter” back? Fans on Twitter say they’ve been buying it as they’ve jointly reviewed her old albums. Mariah Tweeted that she’s happy there’s finally #JusticeforGlitter.

It does help that the price is only $4.99. BuzzAngle says it recorded sales of 259 from Friday through Monday night.

In Fan Voting for Rock Hall Inductees, Janet Jackson Lags Way Behind Def Leppard, Stevie Nicks, Todd Rundgren

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Soon we’ll have the tally back from the voting members of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

While we wait, here’s an update on the fan vote, which is public and still open on the RRHOF website.

Janet Jackson is lagging way behind the top 5. They are, in order: Def Leppard, Stevie Nicks, Todd Rundgren, The Zombies, and the Cure.

Janet is in 6th place. The rest of the top 10 is Devo, Roxy Music, Rage Against the Machine, and Radiohead. The MC5 is dead last– well, the Hall waited too long, and should just put them in. Radiohead– droning on and on– isn’t rock in any form. Janet– a star since she’s a kid– deserves to make this round. Def Leppard’s charms escape me.

It’s time for the Rock Hall to put Billy Preston in as a sideman, if nothing else. He was the actual 5th Beatle and had his own hits. Enough is enough. They should also make peace with Chubby Checker.

Stevie, Todd, and the Zombies are all perfectly due, their time is now. Next year’s list of nominees had better include Carly Simon, among others.

 

Broadway: “The Cher Show” is a Smash Out of the Box in Previews; “Head Over Heels” Is Still (Mysteriously) Playing

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The Broadway box office brings good news, bad news, and just plain news.

“The Cher Show” is a smash hit out of the box. In its first full week of previews, Cher brought in over $1 million. It played to 95% capacity audiences every night. Cher is golden, and ticket sales should just keep increasing. I hope Ms. Bono Allman has a nice piece of the action. “The Cher Show” is going to be like printing money.

Meanwhile, the Go-Go’s show “Head Over Heels” is still playing. Last week they improved their numbers ever so slightly to $233,000. (Wasn’t that what Bette Midler got in weekly perks?) Anyway, at 45% capacity “Head Over Heels” is playing to a room less than half full every night. What is the purpose of this exercise in futility?

Scott Rudin’s not having a good time with “The Waverly Gallery.” The show is playing at 86% and is now being featured at all the discount brokers. Hey folks– go see this play NOW. You don’t want to miss Elaine May. She’s going to be a Tony nominee next spring, I hope, along with Janet McTeer in the just-ended “Berhardt/Hamlet.”

And what about “King Kong”? Terrible reviews didn’t dissuade ticket buyers. Receipts doubled after the show opened. Forget the songs– go see Kong. He’s a giant entertainment. And Christiani Pitts is a hot newcomer!