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Whitney Houston’s Family Finds New Ways to Cash in On Her Death: Hologram Tour with Band Led by Her Brother is Planned

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Is there nothing else Whitney Houston’s family can do to her now that she’s dead?

You think, no, what else could there be? She’s dead, her daughter’s dead, her possible worst secret has been revealed in a documentary sanctioned by the family? What else is there? You wrack your brain.

And then, here is is: a tour, featuring Whitney as a hologram, with a band led by her brother Gary, husband of Pat Houston, Whitney’s executor.

That’s it.

I remember when Joseph Jackson brought a Michael Jackson imitator with him to the BET Awards four days after Michael died in 2009. That seemed to be the bottom of crassness.

But now there’s this. The remaining Houstons have figured out a way to cash in on Whitney and debase her at the same time. Basically, her brother will now be on stage with his sister’s ghost. Is there an audience for this? Who could those people be?

What could stop this folly? Maybe Sony not giving them the rights to the musical recordings. That would be a blessing.  Anything to stop this madness.

 

Quentin Tarantino Posts Open Letter, Asks for Discretion with Spoilers in New Movie: Is It Possible Sharon Tate Lives After Manson Botches Killings?

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I have no clue and no spoilers about Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood.” But it’s written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, so anything is possible. He’s posted an open letter on Twitter begging fans in Cannes who see the movie– more than two months before its release– not to reveal its secrets.

So this raises a question, since Tarantino’s never done that before: is it possible Sharon Tate lives, and that Charles Manson botches his murders? The movie is set in 1969 and it’s a 50 year flashback to the summer of “Helter Skelter” and the Manson family killings of Tate and the LaBiancas.

Margot Robbie plays Tate. If the movie were historically correct, she’d be dead, a victim of a grisly murder. But that is not what anyone wants to see, and doesn’t sound like Tarantino.

You may recall that in “Inglorious Basterds,” Brad Pitt, Eli Roth and pals actually kill Hitler and bring an end to World War II and the Nazis. It’s a fantasy turn of events, totally unexpected, and a great twist.

It’s possible that Tarantino has decided to rewrite history with “OUT.” Since this is a fable, and not a documentary, he’d have quite a turn in the story if Manson attempted murder but didn’t accomplish it. Imagine how lives would have been changed. Maybe both Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio save her–the reverse of “Basterds.”

Again, I have ZERO info. But it’s just a guess. Imagine Margot Robbie as Tate becoming a big star, as planned, winning an Oscar, etc.

You never know.

“Game of Thones” Finishes with Unhappy Endings, An Inside Joke About George RR Martin, and Jon Snow, Our Hero, Banished to Siberia

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And so, it’s over.

“Game of Thrones” has finished up with unhappy endings. Jon Snow killed his crazy lover and was banished to Siberia. He died and was revived for this? At least he pet his dog.

The final episode ended with a meta inside joke about author George RR Martin and his original book, “Song of Fire and Ice.” Very cute, not especially clever. And the author of the fake “Song of Fire and Ice” has written the whole history of Westeros without mentioning Tyrion. Yuck yuck yuck.

Bran, the kid in the wheelchair, becomes King of the South. His sister Sansa is Queen of the North.

The Iron Throne we all worried about? Melted by Drogon the Dragon. No one sits on it.

Arya Stark heads West, past the end of the maps, to see what’s out there. She finds Middle Earth, and a boyfriend named Frodo. (Just kidding.)

Ratings? We’ll see in the morning if regular TV was crushed. We won’t know “GoT” ratings until late tomorrow. They’ll be huge.

But the outrage from fans? Yikes.

And PS, like I said yesterday, the Lannisters were dead.

“SNL” Star Colin Jost Wins Iron Throne, Will Marry Movie Star Scarlett Johansson, Publicist Upstages “Game of Thrones” with Announcement

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Do you think anything could upstage the “Game of Thrones” finale?

How about this? “SNL” star Colin Jost and movie star Scarlett Johansson are getting married. Her publicist released the information to the AP just after 8pm Sunday.

This means that Jost has won the Iron Throne. The real life Dany and Jon will now rule something– celebrity news– for the time being.

No dragons were involved.

Scarlett has been married twice and has a four year old daughter. Colin has not been married before.

The celebrity news writers and tabloid mongers needed a new story to replace “Game of Thrones.” Nature abhors a vacuum, you know.

They’re each really nice people. We wish them well! Now, please, get out of the way. The show is starting!

France, Italy, now the US: Woody Allen’s “Rainy Day in New York” is Going to Be Released Here by Someone This Fall

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First, I told you that French distributor MARS would release Woody Allen’s “Rainy Day in New York” this fall.

Then news broke that an Italian distributor had been chosen.

Now I’m told that “Rainy Day” will come out in the US this fall from someone still undetermined.

Yes, there’s $68 million lawsuit filed by Woody vs. Amazon, which I hope he wins. But in the meantime, no one’s getting younger. “Rainy Day” has a lot of stars, and they want to be seen on screen, not in a courtroom. What I’m told is that the lawsuit will go on, and the movie will come out anyway. I can’t wait to see it!

Will anyone promote it? Timothee Chalamet released a premature and reactionary statement about never working with Woody again. I hope he reconsiders that based on actual, not fake, news.

The rest of the cast, and Woody, should promote “Rainy Day,” just insist they will only answer questions about the film and filmmaking.  If anyone asks about Dylan or Mia Farrow, the actor should respond: “First, let’s ask Mia about her brother, John Farrow, convicted of child molestation and currently serving time in a prison.” That should stop ’em. Woody was never arrested or tried for any crimes because none were committed by him. But John Farrow was. End of discussion.

Who could distribute “Rainy Day” in the US? Plenty of people. This website will host screenings for tastemakers if asked. Woody Allen is a genius and a lovely man. We are lucky to have him. Just ask his family. And his close friends.

Box Office: “Avengers: Endgame” Is Now the 2nd Highest Film of All Time, “John Wick 3” Wins The Weekend

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As we surmised yesterday, “Avengers: Endgame” is now the 2nd highest grossing film of all time. It knocked off “Avatar.” We’re waiting for James Cameron’s response.

Keanu Reeves surprised everyone and made a huge career comeback with “John Wick.” The third movie in the series is number 1 this weekend, which means there will be a 4th installment. Keanu is Hollywood’s odd duck, but we all root for him. A $57 million opening weekend is pretty damn impressive.

“Poms” and “The Hustle” are pretty much dead, although the latter did a little better than the former. A lot of people thought “Poms” was the drink.

“Pokemon: Detective Pikachu” is now at $94 million, it will cross the $100 million line this week. Ryan Reynolds is really the Golden Boy of Hollywood these days. Remember when he was in flop after flop? Persistence paid off. It’s a good thing. “Deadpool: Pikachu” can’t be far off. (Reynolds’ many video calling cards are very funny. This could be one of them.)

Book Publishing: Gary Fisketjon, Editor Who Glamorized Sex, Drugs, Rock ‘n’ Roll in 1980s, Fired by Knopf for “Policy Breach”

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I’m late catching up with some good news. Alfred A. Knopf has fired editor Gary Fisketjon for “breach of policy.” It was reported first on a blog called Publishers Lunch, then in the New York Times.

Fisketjon rose to fame in 1984 when he published Jay McInerney’s original paperback, “Bright Lights, Big City.” The one off success launched Fisketjon and soon Random House had a whole of Vintage Originals that were mostly not good and eventually sank under their own weight.

Fisketjon and his cohort Morgan Entrekin came on May 19, 1986 to the venerable Atlantic Monthly Press when Mort Zuckerman, the owner, sold the fabled book company to Carl Navarre, the son of a Coca Cola bottler. On that day, Navarre fired Harold Evans, the award winning editor in chief, and replaced him with Fisketjon.

I was the publicity director at the AMP, and we were in the middle of campaigns for Picasso’s sketchbooks and a number of other important non fiction books, as well as a novel called “Soldiers in Hiding” that went on to win the PEN/Faulkner prize, edited by Joyce Johnson.

Navarre and Fisketjon were not interested in any of that. A nightly party beginning at 5pm began almost the next day. I mean a literal nightly cocktail party, corks popping, noses sniffing, “Bright Lights, Big City” for real, hosted by out-of-towners who were too cool for any of us, rode around in limos, announced that they were going to Nell’s. It was insufferable. Fisketjon installed his own people, snubbed the award winning in house editor Joyce Johnson (who’d won the National Book Critics Circle award for her own memoir just three years earlier), and started signing up more books like McInerney’s. McInerney, meanwhile, showed up faithfully for cocktails wearing silk pants, holding a martini glass.

One irony: that fall, “Soldiers in Hiding” by Richard Wiley, a book from our team, was nominated for the PEN prize. But so too was Richard Ford’s “The Sportswriter,” which Fisketjon had edited at Knopf. Wiley won, but Fisketjon refused to acknowledge it or congratulate Wiley– even when we all went to Washington for the ceremony.

They canned me at the end of the year, which turned out to be the best thing that ever happened. That’s another story. Fisketjon wound up returning to Knopf when Navarre sold the company to Morgan Entrekin. Entrekin merged with Grove Press, and continues to publish books to this day. Fisketjon was a miserable excuse of an editor, but found a protector in Sonny Mehta at Knopf. For years I heard stories about his misdeeds, but ignored them. Really, who cared? But in this new awakening throughout the media, apparently someone did. For Fisketjon to get publicly axed, that’s big at Knopf. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Hey sometimes karma is slow. This one took 33 years, but it was worth the wait.

 

Mick Jagger, Almost 76, Rocks On, Posts Video of Working on New Songs, 2nd Post-Heart Valve Replacement Video

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The doctors must have given Mick Jagger a super-turbo heart valve. Or he’s got it turned up to 11, a la Spinal Tap. He posted this video this morning, rocking on, writing new songs for the Stones. The music sounds like vintage Stones, but hey, whatever it is, Mick is kickin it!

Oh, PS: I just watched the new DVD, 50th anniversary of the Stones’ Rock and Roll Circus. Gorgeous new package, with lots of extra tracks. Very very cool!

“Game of Thrones”: Why Jaime Lannister is Dead and Not Coming Back Sunday Night for One More Battle

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Last week on “Game of Thrones” we witnessed the poetic end of Cersei Lannister and her brother, Jaime, as their castle crashed in around them.

Since then, there’s been speculation that Jaime, who’d already been thoroughly stabbed before the collapse, would wake up, brush himself off and fight to sit on the Iron Throne.

I don’t think so. Jaime, I’m afraid, is most sincerely dead.

For one thing, Sunday’s final show is only 80 minutes. We’ve still got several main characters to deal with, a dragon, and a possible epilogue. Dany, Jon, Tyrion, Sansa, and Arya plus their minions need at least 80 minutes to sort out their ending.

Plus, I always trust the imdb. That’s the internet movie data base, which is administrative to a fault. For Sunday’s episode, they list the cast members, and Nikolaj Coster Waldau, who plays Jaime, and Lena Headey, aka Cersei, are absent from the list. Their last episodes were last week.

I don’t think it’s fake out either. Doesn’t the House of Lannister now fall to Tyrion, aka Peter Dinklage? He’s their last representative and as such a candidate to bring back King’s Landing and take the throne. (I think he wins, by the way. He’s won three Emmys and a Golden Globe. The others didn’t.)

So take heed: Jaime, despite conspiracy clues, is in whatever heaven or hell comes to those who live in fiction. And with all those residuals and back end payments, he’s not complaining.

Box Office: “Avengers: Endgame” Set to Surpass “Avatar” Tonight as 2nd Biggest Movie of All Time

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James Cameron will have to compose another congratulatory message to “Avengers: Endgame” tonight.

The Marvel comics movie is set to surpass Cameron’s “Avatar” and become the second highest grossing movie of all time.

All that will stand in the way of “Endgame” is “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.” But that’s unlikely, since it’s $160 million away.

“Endgame” is starting to lose a little steam, after all, as everyone’s seen it two or three times.

When “Endgame” passed Cameron’s “Titanic” last week on the all time list, Cameron posted a nice note for the filmmakers. It was rare enough that Cameron had two blockbusters in the top 10. He still does, just not in the same spots.

“Avatar” moves to number 3 with $760 million. “Endgame” should top that tomorrow night by about $10 million.